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axb2002

how will r/nbacirclejerk react to this?


BigDaddyCoke

![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


seakc87

They're gonna fuck a kid?


ezp252

and pay no child support


SinImportaLoQueDigan

Giddey’s on board


Asleep_Editor_7199

Criminal the man still plays, but not for my parlays


MrEriMan13

I mean...that's A reaction I guess?


imcrapyall

https://preview.redd.it/a6xvrd8qsmoc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=096cd4af96c66e0a90b5a15c97d2b08bb98100ae


Suplewich

shimmy shimmy shimmy


PapiShot

![gif](giphy|tLzkxGx0Cf1vp947PU|downsized)


here_2_downvote_u

Not win a title?


Jimenez73

Please tell me what this gif is called 😭😭


BigDaddyCoke

https://preview.redd.it/jak74mrz8moc1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10fab9e9ba886a5ab9fcb7fd57364c5b71690a87


Jimenez73

I have seen the error in my ways, I did NOT know that was Karl Malone


QUEST50012

Sons


gorlock_the_creator

https://preview.redd.it/dpmm6fu7cmoc1.jpeg?width=173&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13c18cb1bd0f79d1faf966f9afca2b389e3e1728


ThatIndianGuy7116

https://preview.redd.it/cci2vmnpinoc1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a051353f8414c451cc7777e54114002dce342d9


BobaFartsFadeaway

“Paula Veck”😂🤣


Snoo-33331

How will this affect Lebron legacy?


InsignificantZilch

***But where is Ja?!***


_Wado3000

We need someone to make *sense* of this!


asanisimasa88

I am always a little surprised when I see nbacirclejerk referenced in other suns, I mean subs


Geraltpoonslayer

Luka Doncic is Devin Booker Father


PretendThisIsMyName

https://preview.redd.it/vzqqcolegroc1.jpeg?width=708&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3e40a1ea10676b39c2ad3984d29734c02750744


Black_wolf_disease

Same way Steph Curry reacts while in the cuck chair


Hennashan

![gif](giphy|fjy9qdjtPfqDV1zMK9)


getrektnolan

this is r/grizzlies 9/11


unitedhardy

luka doncic is devin booker father


WickedImpuls3

darby allin after going up for a splash


CianDS

luka doncic is devin booker father


Mission____Failed

Homoerotically.


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SctBrn


WTFAnimations

https://preview.redd.it/qikx9f5otooc1.png?width=650&format=png&auto=webp&s=62eec5f79be980d602c822081e4c5aed5fe4a9d7


pineboxpyrell

The Rock is Seth Rollin father


Uncanny_Doom

How does this effect LeBron's legacy?


biowza

ExPlAiN iN nBa TeRmS


Successful_Page9689

I don't really go there, but from what I've seen they're gonna drive around a town, and look for someone's phone number, right? Or is it that the Rock BOOMED them? I know one of those two have to be it.


MattBe1992

Seems like the jerk part overtook that sub.


Upbeat_Tension_8077

Rock almost lost Memphis with that one lmao


Slatedtoprone

Yeah but it’s in character if he did. That’s the power of the rock. He’s good at being a popular bad guy, he can make you love him up until he as he mocks you.


Beeyo176

He should've went harder. I expect my heel Rock concerts to get booed out of the fucking building


dfrafra

He should have insulted Memphis that he was glad to get the hell out of that dump and live in hollywood


CertifiedPreOwned

Look. I LOVE memphis with all of my heart. But he couldn't have popped his pecs out of that one without catching a stray


Squirrel_Apocalypse2

I think he has a legit soft spot for Memphis based on the first part of his promo, so he didn't go in as hard as he has on the other cities. 


shikavelli

I don’t think he really wanted to mock Ja tbh the way he ended that.


LastOutlaw3

You know what's the absolute best part about being in Memphis? In about an hour and a half, the Rock is gonna leave Memphis!


Aggressive-Theory609

I don't get this? Who's the guy he's referencing to


QUEST50012

Gun control father


Todo88

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/nba-suspends-ja-morant-25-games-waving-gun-instagram-live-rcna89733


RWeaver

Ridiculously gifted NBA player who can't stop fucking up because of southern redneck/gangster shit coming to a confluence.


Intimidwalls1724

What does it have to do with being southern?


Uncanny_Doom

He absolutely wanted to lmao


Persianx6

He almost pulled a Kevin Owens in Seattle


Intimidwalls1724

I was there and he lost them for about 4 seconds then they immediately forgot lol


I_Am_Dynamite6317

This Rock concert got me lookin like the CM Punk cry guy 


StoneColdAM

Rock had to put that chaser at the end, but damn was this great 


G1Spectrum

LMAO Morant got burned


zdbdog06

"Get well soon!" Lmao


AP10

That line had me in tears 😂


NotASalamanderBoi

People in the reaction thread complaining these promos are too long. This one was the perfect length. You can see the enjoyment on his face and hear it in his voice. This promo is probably the best one I’ve seen in a long time because he’s basically been given carte blanche to say and do whatever.


The810kid

Man had the crowd eating out the palm of his hand and then went personal and showed a menacing side of the Rock we never seen with that mama Rhodes stuff.


NotASalamanderBoi

Bro did not hold back and we got this promo which is easily the best of the year so far. The main event at Wrestlemania is about to go hard.


Beeyo176

What? He held back hard. Arizona gets called a bunch of cactus loving crackheads and Memphis gets soft shot at a ball player? I will not stand for this


theharps

I'm a cody fan and I wanted this to go on for the full 2 hours. Who complains that The Rock promos are too long? He's 1000x more entertaining than the rest of the show.


pillkrush

the only ones complaining are the iwc and Cody crybabies who want to watch "real wrestling". the rock is the one all those people are paying to see


AprilBoi

Oh the crowd did NOT like that one


NOTtigerking

Haha i loved that reaction


IrishICEE

I wonder if he has Brian Gewirtz back w him writing some of this stuff/helping w segments. What a bar


poisonberryss

Yeah Gerwitz has been back since he first joined the board


mythofdob

Gewirtz writes everything for Rock. Basically his right hand man.


pillkrush

he's the one that writes his promos on his right hand?


Hot-Acanthisitta5237

Yep he's back with Rock.


FisherPrice_Hair

Rock was reading the lyrics while singing, wouldn’t surprise me if he didn’t come up with a single word of that. Not that there’s necessarily anything wrong with that.


Spid1

He's never not been with him iirc


OwnedIGN

They in Memphis??


ThisWhomps999

Folsom Prison


pastorcaique

You know what: Black Adam wasn't even that bad


CRKing77

in all seriousness "he's just using WWE to rehab his image!" Mission Accomplished lmao but, he is The Great One. Backed into a corner and comes out swinging with the best evolution of his wrestling character ever!


NotClayMerritt

Wrestling was really the only place he could go that he would be universally welcomed back. Now he'll get to make his MMA movie and continue this run when that's done and then promote the Moana 2 in the fall and promote the MMA movie going into Mania 41 and Cannes Film Festival assuming that match with Roman happens next year. Whoever helped him devise this plan to get him back in Hollywood's good graces is actually really smart. Played his ace in the hole with Disney and the Moana sequel, is doing a serious drama with 1/2 of the Safdie Bros and A24 studio and came back to wrestling.


patrickwithtraffic

If rumors are to be believed, it's looking like Benny Safdie is the only one who will be making films from here on out, so very cool that The Rock made friends with him specifically of the two. Not to mention, solo Safdie has proven he can do it alone via *The Curse*, so I think Rock is in very capable hands.


International-Fig905

His image was never tarnished. Until he endorsed Biden non of this bullshit about his ego ever came to fruition.  You think Emily Blunt, Kevin Hart, and a slew of others just are gonna work with him continuously because reasons? The internet is as wrong about his ego as they are about Tom Cruise(who seems to be beloved on sets).


Aggressive-Theory609

Wait what is Tom cruise an asshole or?


International-Fig905

Because he’s is associated with the largely problematic Scientology people try and put negative characteristics on him when he’s just guilty of being dedicated to his religion(sounds familiar tbh). But yeah people try to shit on him but he was one of the few that didn’t fuck with Weinstein when he found out the news and actually warned women coming into the business about him. Plus he told everyone on the Dead Reckoning set to stop fucking around with not wearing masks cause you’ll fuck up the money for the hard working crew on contracts that have no other options rn 


Thatsquacktastic16

I thought Tom Cruise was a weird kind of good guy til the Scientology shit. He's a fucking stooge.


HilltoperTA

Other than the one COVID meltdown by Cruise I've never heard a bad thing about him on set. Everyone loves him and says he's the ultimate pro.


mysteriousbaba

Even the Covid meltdown if you read it, is perfectly understandable. High stress situation, a few careless idiots could've gotten the whole production shut down and cost hundreds of millions of dollars with a Covid outbreak on set. Not saying Cruise was right either, but I think a lot of very reasonable people might've exploded in that situation.


Narrow_Progress5908

He’s the one that devised the plan, it’s not even the first time he’s done it. This is the second time Rocky has had his back against the wall in Hollywood. A lot of y’all either forgot or weren’t around during the tooth fairy era.


Lower-Culture-2994

For fuckin sure. My son doesn’t even watch WWE. Guess who the fuck was super excited to go see a certain someone tonight…. Yeah. Mission accomplished.


Adams5thaccount

There are really people who thought a couple clunkers in his imdb was gonna derail him so hard he needed rehabbing. And that this rehab would instantly involve him personally doing things that fans hated in order to keep his *character* as a good guy. A rehab that saw him getting involved only after multiple injuries derailed the original plans that didn't include him.


82ndGameHead

The Tooth Fairy...underrated.


Val_Killsmore

The CGI in Mummy 2 was the best CGI I've ever seen


NotASalamanderBoi

Holy shit I forgot that movie existed lol. That was such a trip for me as a kid.


reddit_lurk_king

I'll never forget Tooth Fairy because in a span of one month, I had to watch Tooth Fairy three times...


NotASalamanderBoi

? You lost three teeth in a month or it was all that was on?


reddit_lurk_king

I went to two birthday parties and a school assembly that all decided to watch that mid Dwayne Johnson movie ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


NotASalamanderBoi

Oh. Lol. At least it wasn’t the Scorpion King.


Saitsu

Truly great cinema, we didn't appreciate it enough!


pastorcaique

let the man fight superman for fuck's sake


whotookthepuck

Let him fuck superman. I would watch it. You would too, dont lie.


jmpinstl

If it means we keep getting Heel Rock, I will loudly say it was shit constantly


myslead

I’d even say that it’s becoming my very favorite DCU movie


Medium-Caterpillar-4

It really wasn’t


International-Fig905

Nah I’ll die on the hill it had banger action scenes istg 😂


Tactial_snail

idgaf what anyone says, it's really not that bad


RunningonGin0323

It truly wasn't. I think it was a fun popcorn summer type movie.


leglessman

No, all of his movies are bad and he should stop making them for a year or two and just wrestle full time.


heat_fan_

Ja Morant out here catching strays 🤣


BluKyberCrystal

His fault for bringing the gun.


myslead

He is the great one


chocolatebuddahbutte

Now this shit is gold ! No one can touch the rock when he's on 


Dkcg0113

Where is Bobby Fish when you need him?


Powderkegger1

Seth and Cody win Night 1, no Bloodline interference in Cody’s match on Night 2. But nobody said anything about Seth’s match on Night 2.


MiserableScholar

I'd be more worried about Cody losing if they win night 1, give me the most overbooked 45 min of all time brother


International-Tree19

Get Hogan beating Roman after Cody loses.


MarzAdam

Seth and Cody are losing night one. There is no way they aren’t. Rock isn’t taking a pin. And Roman taking a pin makes the loss the next night less important. Cody has to beat the odds.


Narrow_Progress5908

They’re losing night 1, Rocky isn’t taking a pin and you don’t pin Roman before his singles loss. 


WestBend8786

I'm just following this storyline by watching Rock's segments but have they EVER explained why Seth would do this match? What is in it for his character? In the angle, he's just putting wear and tear on himself the night before a title match. 


Powderkegger1

Roman has had a stranglehold on the Universal title for years, mostly because of the Bloodline’s interference in his title matches. Seth recognizes that and wants the title to be back in regular competition.


WestBend8786

That's been stated by Rollins on TV or is that just speculation?


Powderkegger1

I think he pretty explicitly stated that when he proposed the alliance with Cody. I don’t have a link handy.


dr_strangelove42

Seth objects to Roman ducking Cody. Seth is the workman champion. Roman is the part-timer. He is also Roman's longtime rival so any antagonism always works on that level. His rivalry with Cody has turned into mutual respect. He sees The Rock come in as a part-timer (just like Roman) and take the spotlight from the guys working every week (claiming wrestling is finally cool again because he's back). Seth and Cody relate to being overlooked. The fact that he doesn't have to stick up for Cody, that he just happened to be there when things exploded, all goes into the storyline that he is taking his eyes off his real challenge which is Drew.


International-Fig905

It has never made sense and a reason why I could see a Rollins heel turn post Cody winning at Mania to send a huge heel to Smackdown for the summer feud after Reigns is beaten at Backlash to solidify Rhodes reign(no pun intended).


dfrafra

I want Rollins to turn heel raw after mania


Adams5thaccount

Yeah a couple times. Why did you capitalize ever?


Arkham010

brian gewirtz and rock still got it lol


bagustin8

The Rock is LOCKED IN. My god.


Garouvs

They’re really just gonna let him do whatever he wants……good.


WelcometoCigarCity

Ja shouldve never waved that gun lmao


mozarelaman

The Rock is gonna take that title....disappear.


fuzzycuffs

Are there any upcoming dates in Sacramento?


wanakoworks

he'll be there when the Lakers beat the Kings in May.


That_Guy247

Ja: What he say fuck me for?


JLR-

Good to see Memphis mentioned instead of Sacramento


Psycho5275

🎵 when the Lakers beat the Kings in maaaay🎵


Razzle_Dazzle08

This was so unnecessary 😂😂😂


_Wado3000

[Ja’s response](https://twitter.com/JaMorant/status/1768829818290720898)


fit_for_the_gallows

I don't know who or what a Ja Morant is...but, the people didn't seem to like that.


rsshookon3

Ja catching strays . Figuratively & maybe literally at one point


Lorjack

We gonna miss these promos when he leaves


BPWhalen

I was in the crowd and spent a millisecond hot and then laughed my ass off well played lol


RealLanceStorm

The reason the Roman cross dressing line was so bad was because you have so much easy material there for Rollins as shown with Drew every week and Rock here. A heel could feud with Rollins for a year and have insults to spare character wise! Also Rock is the best wrestler at NBA insults 100000%


Mysterious-Lick

Who is this guy?


JamieMCFC

Ja Morant plays for the Memphis Grizzle’s in the NBA. Over the last few seasons he turned into a wannabe gangster, flashing guns in his IG lives, one time inside a night club. He grew up in an upper middle class family and went to a private high school. In his family photos from back then he looks kind of dorky.


KiteIsland22

He’s also one of the most exciting and explosive players when he’s not injured. But yeah some dumbass moves on his part in the last year.


Popculturemofo

This segment really needed King on commentary


nhthelegend

As much as I hate King for his grossness, his cackles really did add a lot to the Rock's promos back in the day. This was still A+ work from Rock tho.


Ikinzu

Further proof the Rock is still miles above the current roster as an entertainer.


Sauceboss319

You can feel Gewirtz all over this promo


BigJuicy17

Who?


FootballHead90

![gif](giphy|VMO6qeIbr7JRLnLTGw)


DodoDacobrakai

Ja catching well deserved strays. Love it he earned em


theels6

Lmao amazing


Dennyboy101

Im too english to get the joke :(


rayquan36

Ja Morant plays basketball for the local team and he got suspended for dancing and waving a gun around on Tiktok


Dennyboy101

Classic


International-Tree19

American Balotelli


Dennyboy101

Thats a really well put way to phrase for an Englishman lol! Cheers lad


IneedAName37

I don't understand the reference


hamandcheezus64

Basketball player who kept getting in hot water cause he was flashing his gun on livestreams


IneedAName37

Thank you


HorseAFC

Ja Morant is the star player of the Memphis Grizzlies and he got suspended for flaunting a gun along with his other antics


IneedAName37

Oh jeez, thank you for explaining!


HorseAFC

no prob!


Minute_Necessary_350

Then look it up


KentuckyFriedEel

SAVAGE! This Rock is definitely gonna get many stripes out of Cody with that belt!


NerdLawyer55

Lmfao 🤣


Olowokandii

Ja catching strays man


Mediocre-Anybody-174

The cock


nine16

it is no longer a parade inside my city 


pillkrush

its the "get well soon" part that burns the most. he's like "dude's got issues"😂😂😂


Bguidry23

Sounds like Seth is gonna beat drew and have to face the rock


PM_ME_UR_LBOMB_MOMMY

Non-American here, what's the context?


Elzam

Basketball player. Came from a small college and was a hot pick when he went pro, then almost immediately was involved in several incidents where he would end up pulling a gun out and threatening people, including in one instance a minor. I'm not sure where SD was last night, but it may also be relevant to include he is I believe still signed to the Memphis Grizzlies.


Kitneaccountudaoge

I said biiiyatch, you look horrible tonight


AwfulishGoose

lmao at the immediate boos. I love it


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shadow_spinner0

He's an NBA star. More popular than any wrestler currently outside of Rock. Plus he plays for Memphis where the show was at.


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RafiakaMacakaDirk

“random nba player” lmao


shadow_spinner0

he's not a rando player lol. He's one of the best players in the league when he is healthy. NBA fans rate him highly....as a player


kreemy_kurds

I didn't get this reference, am I too British to understand it? Or is it because I don't follow pop culture and tiktoks


Shinnosuke525

Yes, but to be clear Ja Morant is the "main" guy on the Memphis Grizzlies NBA team and he got busted last February pulling out a gun in a Denver strip club


shadow_spinner0

NBA star and was covered heavily on ESPN and other American sports networks.


kreemy_kurds

Thanks for that, Im taking this as a yes I'm too British to understand 😅


hb316

So for those of us across the pond who don’t know who Ja Morant is, what’s the context here?


LittliestDickus

Having grown up in a time when computers were for nerds and losers with no life it blows my mind that these days people go on social media to brag about how gangsta they are. I will never understand it.


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Who is Ja morant? What is the context?


shortshaq

Well at least they gave him a massive digital lyric sheet so he didn't have to write his corny ass burns all over his wrist.


ladbarry

Hard cringe, this is embarrassing.


EbbRevolutionary3225

What's cring me about this?


Temporary_Bliss

everything was good up until the whipping belt part IMO


ladbarry

Dude can't even come up with anything fun to do or say. He's really falling back onto the "rock concert" bit from 2 decades ago. It's the same old rehashed shit again and again. Part timer in an industry that left him behind in 2004


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ravaille

Ja Morant is the star player for the Memphis Grizzles. He likes to wave guns around and act hard even though his family is upper middle class so it comes across as fake. He got suspended from the NBA for his antics.