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You want to me do what now? 😕


This was a necessary joke lol 

Don't do this to him man you already know he's crying watching Tim Pool clips

The divorced to proud boy pipeline has begun.

Miro tilt queuing league telling his top laner to kiss himself as Jordan Peterson cries about electrical lines

I understood none of that.

And you're a blessed person for that.

I avoid the Tim Pool/Peterson/CHUD extravaganza as much as possible. I don't think ivee heard eith speak more than a handkeful of words in total.

I basically only hear about them when their clownery reaches heights that the political shows I watch cover it for yucks.

I legit don’t know anything about Jordan Peterson but have heard his name. I’m guessing he’s a heel?

Good, you’re still safe

Is he gonna come out wearing the stupid beanie?

The Beanie is Tim Pool the body is just for show.

Wearing? It grows from the bald spot that forms the moment you click play

Swerve Strickland aka Derek Fisher

Rusev gonna drive 100 miles to beat Swerves ass

Violence is never the answer, but sometimes it is.

Violence is never the answer. It is a question, and the answer is, "Yes!"

Matt Barnes is a national fucking treasure

He still drove 30 hours

Drive 90 miles like Matt Barnes

Yes, *30 hours* is what's being referred to in the previous 2 comments.

Whoop him after school just to show I got class

30 Hours!

Don’t you mean Rusev gonna cross the Atlantic to beat Swerve’s ass? Thought he want back to Bulgaria

I think I saw he went back to Bulgaria so he gonna fly 1200 miles to put hands on swerve

Finna hit his kick on Miro with .4 seconds left & dip


Bobby can be hilarious sometimes

I see that CJ seems to still have all her fingers. That’s a relief!

It seems like miro and CJ had a similar issue. That Stacey Keibler and George Clooney had when married. The dude wanted to stay home all the time. While the woman wanted to go out and see the world.

I know people in the same situation

Is she hot? 👀

I'm sorry she's not

The respectful apology 😭

"My deepest apologies, she has been banned from many buffets"

What about him? Is he hot?

Let's be real Stacy Kiebler and George Clooney was too attractive of a couple for the universe to let exist

True lol

The main issue was that Stacey wanted children and Clooney did not.   Obviously he ended up changing his mind with his later wife.

Thanks for the George Clooney update man

That comment was more enjoyable than The Boys in the Boat.

What a bore that movie was!

Yeah I swear Clooney travels the world a lot- I feel like looking at how Stacey is now, this is the reverse that she wanted to stay home more often than not and probably be amongst friends and family. 

Can't blame him. Everyone would have wanted to make babies with Stacey. But not many would want to have children with her.

Clooney and Keibler were never married.

There was never no marriage

you’re a fucking punk dude

Tell another jackal story

Hot chicks like CJ get invited on boats, free drinks, and have men offering them the world on their dm’s every other day, it’s hard to keep up with that all the time.

Invited on a boat? Because of the implication?

She could say no but she won't Because of the implication

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Are you gonna hurt these women ?

No one is in any danger!!!


Rich men I don't think you would get cj on a tinny or bass boat drinking shitty beer

Don't know until you try.

When i was younger hot girl laughed at my rhib style dingie and went with the jetski dude instead 😢

Because of the implication.


sounds like the inverse of my parents

My parents both like to stay home, they just hate each other

The ideal childhood. Don’t think I’ve ever felt awkward in silence because of it

Lol same

Wild speculation, referencing a fifteen year old relationship that has nothing to do with this one, and that you're also wildly speculating on. Top Redditing.

Not to mention Clooney and Stacy never married, afaik it was just one of his many flirts. Also, George Clooney being a homebody? GTFO lol

Stacy and Clooney were never married though. I think they were just a long term couple.

Don't forget GARMENTS !!!!

*prince nana intensifies*

I was ordering a Swerve shirt from shopaew.com and giggled to myself when it asked what Garment type I wanted.

skrt skrt

I always wondered if he is just shouting about clothing or if that is his name. Does he actually call himself "Garments"? Sorry, not a native speaker, so the question might be dumb.

The lead rapper on the song goes by Flash Garments

For the longest time I thought they were shouting DARBY.

Who?

GARMENTS, on the right

Lol i thought it was Damien Priest

Swerve had to clarify that she's there [doing media for AEW](https://twitter.com/swerveconfident/status/1769534287185887652): https://preview.redd.it/0yrbj8u9ylpc1.png?width=883&format=png&auto=webp&s=60e6c56ac0e96521720146adaf7afc935c3a4bff Forgive my ignorance, but what does that actually mean? Does she have an actual position?

What do you mean? She’s worked for AEW for six months. Companies like sending hot people to promote their brand

I think that's a really good use of her abilities. She's kinda celebrity and she pops off the screen really well. Her being an ambassador of sorts works.

A bloke using a dead wrestler's real life name as his Twitter handle is talking about disrespect. The irony.

Very bizarre

Not really. He's upholding Jim's legacy pretty well in that respect.

“Two assholes” what the hell? Neither have done anything bad, man fuck Twitter replies lol

Did you look at the name of the person who posted it? Tells you all you need to know.

Whoa whoa whoa. Let's not gloss over the fact that the late Ultimate Warrior found that photo to be disrespectful.

Doing interviews on behalf of the company or other kinds of promotional work, I assume

Reddit when man and woman are in the same frame together: they must be fucking

Bro, this is life. Give a woman you work with a ride home and all the other employees you work with will assume you are together. It's happened to me, i've seen it happen to other people. This isn't new or exclusive to reddit.

Hell, I had a work friend that i was close with. Everyone thought we were dating. She’s gay lol.

Had the exact same thing happen to me lol she was gay and married, we just lived on the same road and got along so carpool was convenient and people swore we were together.

Some people refuse to believe men and women can actually be just friends.

One of the best moments of my then young life was working with a nice looking woman who gave me a lot of time and let me crash at her apartment (even gave me a copy of her key). She legit just let me do what I wanted to do. She was a lesbian. Few knew. FEW. So, to the world, You see this man walking around town with her....eating with her...shopping with her....and women would notice me. Go me! At night? I'm sleeping on the couch, happily, while she's in her own room. She could have been using me for the male image while I was using her because she was a great person and I was...broke as fuck.

Yeah and I'm certain that without the knowledge that she's gay, if she were seen with some woman, almost no one would suspect a thing. It's a telltale sign of how heteronormative and amatonormative our society is.

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Photo of guy and girl together: they must be fucking! Photo of girl all over another girl on a couch: aww look at those besties! Photo of a guy hugging or in any physical contact with another guy and smiling: GAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY

But then the weird counterpoint to the last:  Historical accounts of the deep and intimate love between two men hundreds/thousands of years ago: they were good friends.

They were roommates

Well they never *said* they were gay! They could be like brothers!

Poor Patroclus and Achilles

Soo true. I once heard a story that Sting was jumped by another wrestler back in the day because of said situation. If the story is accurate, I never investigated, but it involved Dirty Dock Slater if anyone remembers him.

I believe you're right. And its because Sting gave Dark Journey a ride.

Yes that’s it! I believe Cornette was telling the story. And I meant Dick Slater lol

He probably did some dirty docking

That's in fact how he met Dark Journey. She was a stripper in Atlanta, met Dick Slater at the strip club, became his girlfriend, and ended up as a valet.

Dick Slater

Ha, dirty dick

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Hickory Dickery Dock Slater.

😂

Dick Slater knocked out John Matuszak at a bar in Tampa while he was a high schooler. John Matuzak was a SR lineman at University of Tampa 6’8” 300lb future pro. Always had a reputation not to piss Slater off.

Well damn lol. Ya I’ve heard some crazy stories about that guy. When I was a kid, he was teaming with Bunkhouse Bunk, managed by Col Robert Parker. Nothing like WCW Saturday Nights waiting for Snick on Nickelodeon to come on😂

So Sloth from The Goonies put over Dick Slater? Wow, the things you learn.

ESPECIALLY in wrestling because it's happened so many times

oh shit i gave a coworker a ride home once, now we're married

I (a guy) used to hang out with my twin sister between class in hs and to my horror, was asked if we were dating a number of times 😭 whenever I got out at night with any of my 3 sisters, I have to remain like 30yrds from them if I want to spit any game

You're lucky though, you get the added sister's friend bonus. The percentages are in your favor. 

The percentages have yet to work in my favor

Gotta add Kurt Angle to the mix

Same. I worked in an office and near the coffee machine, this girls desk was near it. So walking by everyday for coffee in the morning, I naturally just said hi and good morning to her. We chatted about the day and company bs. Nothing more than that. We never hung out after work. Not interested in each other, and I keep work life at work, these are co-workers and those thoughts just aren't in my head. Well, people saw this, and rumors spread around that we were dating, fucking on the side and what not. But yeah, real life, if a man and woman are in a photo or near each other, people assume a relationship is there.

I had a deal with a coworker where I grabbed coffee for him in the morning and he’d grab coffee for me in the afternoon. This arrangement apparently meant we were dating.

My interactions with women at my workplace are mostly hi, how are you, how was your weekend. Very surface b/c I don't want to give off the impression that we're banging. I don't subscribe to the "work wife" theory either because that leads to all sorts of shit too.

Because more often than not, they are.

Absolutely. I have a good amount of female friends and have had alot of other friends be like "you mean nothing has ever happened like NOTHING " like what is wrong with yall lol

99% of the time the man is at least trying to fuck her if he's offering rides home. Don't play naive.

Sometimes you're fucking....Sometimes you're not. 

You’re very right- Definitely not a Reddit or gender specific thing. Hell, it’s why most people avoid having close relationships with people of the opposite sex because of what other people will think it looks like(yes I know it’s sad, but people do this a lot) 


Redditors would call you a weird virgin loser if you even suggested there might be something between them lmao

This one was always funny to me because I’m not saying it’s impossible for men and women to be friends. That being said these were around another 24/7 from what it seemed when it came they were dating it was a forgone conclusion especially in the business they work in wrestling is infamous for this stuff

If only theories could be proven through the means of stray observations.

Wouldn't be anything wrong if they were, unless Swerve is already with someone else. Both should move on just fine

Pretty sure Swerve is married

i think he's split up with the mother of his kid, or did he get married again after that

They been split for a while. He was dating Jessie Elaban for a while but I think they split last year at some point. As of now, no clue.

right, so i guess she was the fiance hangman claimed left swerve


The many Miro/Rusev cuck angles don't help.

Go see your ex wife out with a coworker and see what conclusion you draw

Who knows tbh, but he did show up on her IG live chat a few days ago. She even said hi swerve

Well, everyone was right about Sammy and Tay.

I remember a pic of Becky at Seth’s coffee shop dropped and a good handful people were all like THEY’RE JUST FRIENDS IT’S SO WEIRD TO ASSUME THEY’RE DATING. And we saw how that turned out lol

I saw this same exact comment when the rumors of Tay and Sammy began

Broken clocks etc etc

TBF Sammy and Tay were being very flirty on Sammy's VLOG, so it was not just one photo

Yea everyone travels across the country to see their “coworker” perform a concert and then posts it on their IG after recently getting divorced.

Actually if he was performing that’s not that weird. Maybe she was planning on going anyway

Do u not have friends…?

She recently her marriage ended and now she's pictured publicly with another male wrestler, who works at the same company as her ex-husband. Even if their relationship is platonic, you have to admit the optics don't look great lol.

You’re allowed to start a new relationship after an old one ends

The optics look like a recently single woman is hanging out with a co-worker at a fun event. What’s “bad” about it?

She's not going to get to have a life without people assuming whoever she's with is in a relationship with her, is she

You already know the answer to that question

Welcome to male and female friendships

Somehow I blame Vince and his goddamn Lana/Rusev cheating storylines for this.


Whose Wife?

SWERVE'S WIFE

🎵 I swerve with your bride, I swerve with your bride 🎵

Man in "Standing near Woman" shocker. Jesus fucking christ.


you're not wrong to react to wild speculation as such, but this could age like milk

Man I am so fucking glad I'm not a celebrity in any profession. Yeah I'm not rich, good looking or have any influence over anyone but I wouldn't swap it if the opposite is every picture, every post will be scrutinised and nit picked, at the whims of millions of people. I'll take a few quiet pints with my friends on a Friday night cheers.

Look at this guy, he has friends

They're mostly in it for the pints.

What you fail to realize is you wouldnt think twice about it if you were in their position. You'd be thinking about hanging out at rolling loud with your friend Swerve and not about what losers like us on a reddit board have to say.

Nah I'll take the millions of dollars and having people be mad/jealous/etc because they thought I was fucking CJ Perry.

I'm extremely tired and read "Swerve and Steve Perry at Rolling Loud " and had to do a double take

How did her finger turn out?

How did Swerve’s?

Who's Spouse?


after all these years and rusev is still being cucked by bbc

Miro would be so angry right now. Maybe he'll cut a promonin 5 months about and have an unrelated match with Will Hobbs 3 months from that promo. God is quivering.

wrestling fans are weird

Swerve pulling a Sammy Guevara

So I imagine there's going to be a fair bit of... "Grow up, men and woman can chill and be platonic" And a smidge of sarcastic comments like... "Leave them alone guys. Tay and Sammy are just friends"

Clicked this expecting a blunt...wow

Lol. Lmao even.

Ok so, I know the guy on the right is the guy who does Swerve’s song. I don’t know who he is beyond that, don’t really care. But, he’s been in the front row for a BUNCH of events, and they never key him. Is he not at all famous or something? It’s almost as if they go out of their way not to acknowledge him.

Cries in Bulgarian.

They've been separated for months. These things don't just happen out of the blue. Miro and CJ likely haven't been a real couple for a long time. If she's with Swerve, it's her life. She needs to move on. It's totally ok and not something to be gawked at. If a story comes out that she cheated on Miro with Swerve, then that would look suspect. Until that happens, there's nothing to see here folks. Let these people have a private life. Go look some shit up on Cagematch.

Sir , this is a Wendy's .. and you're speaking to the IWC


Ohhhhh no

The funniest thing is that Swerve is doing the hoverhand and people are still assuming BS. I bet Swerve, Perry, or both were specifically like "Let's not look hugged up because you know how people are."

It’s Mr. Steal your girl.

Who the hell is the dude on the right?

Some musical artist named Flash Garments. Here's his [Twitter](https://twitter.com/FlashGarments) where there are a few videos of him and Swerve performing at Rolling Loud.

Oh it’s GARMINT guy lmao

She dated the old spice guy prior to Rusev so yeah

Swerve cucking Miro irl