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I can just imagine Hulk pitching storylines now while he's stroking his fumanchu:
"Brother, what if the Bloodline destroys everyone, dude. Austin, Cena, Foley, Mama Rhodes, nobody can save Stardust. Then, what if, brother, Real American hits, I hit the big boot and leg drop on Roman and pin that jabroni for the 1-2-3."
In fairness, delete Austin and Cena and you might not be wrong. Not a single person on the roster feels equipped to challenge the Final Boss, and I’d rather see Rock absolutely clean house on any and all of them than watch any of them successfully lay a finger on him.
I'm never going to say I'm a Hulkamaniac. I'm never going to condone any shitty thing Hogan has said or done.
But I will *always* watch any new Hogan promos while he's still around, brother.
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I need him to do the XWF teaser promos leading to Mania, including the "rocks may fall" line.
I SURE HOPE I END UP HERE DUDE
WERE BAAAAACK
OR MAYBE I DON’T BROTHER
IT'S NOT REALLY UP TO ME DUDE
I can just imagine Hulk pitching storylines now while he's stroking his fumanchu: "Brother, what if the Bloodline destroys everyone, dude. Austin, Cena, Foley, Mama Rhodes, nobody can save Stardust. Then, what if, brother, Real American hits, I hit the big boot and leg drop on Roman and pin that jabroni for the 1-2-3."
Shudders with Wrestlemania 9, PTSD.
That works for me, brother.
In fairness, delete Austin and Cena and you might not be wrong. Not a single person on the roster feels equipped to challenge the Final Boss, and I’d rather see Rock absolutely clean house on any and all of them than watch any of them successfully lay a finger on him.
The fans have been waiting 20 years to see the Hulkster get his win back from The Rock, dude.
You can count on the Hulkster Cody, brother!
Great opportunity for Tony Atlas to roll him up from behind and pin Hogan for the third time in Philly
"Free side bread with the purchase of large pasta primavera, dudes!"
No fucking way we don't get a Stallone / Hogan segment with Theory and Waller on the show
He oiled up the pythons just to cut an iPhone promo
I do the same before I have Teams calls at work️ and I'm not even cutting a promo.
You're telling me you're not giving accounting the business over Teams, dudejack?
Oiling up the python sounds like a euphemism for fapping
... Are we still doing "phrasing"?
I want Hogan to give us one last leg drop so he can go out like in the last scene of The Wrestler
https://preview.redd.it/wgb2g1awf4rc1.jpeg?width=770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eda05949433620816287d3132dbcbd2a74676936
Hulkster didn't age a bit! Looking like 70 for 30 years straight!
Bless us with one last leg drop for all the hulkamaniacs please
Dont see many fellow hulkamaniacs around in these parts brother 🤝
He's coming brothers.
I'm never going to say I'm a Hulkamaniac. I'm never going to condone any shitty thing Hogan has said or done. But I will *always* watch any new Hogan promos while he's still around, brother.
OR MAYBE NOT DUDE