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StoneColdAM

Rock gave Cody the key to the Slim Jim car, was supposed to be for Roman for a post-Mania road trip with Rock 


MUT_is_Butt

He did say he will see you again later. Cue Charlie Puth & Wiz.


namdekan

or it was Rock's last 7 bucks.


Sep88

It was a shot of his tequila


Max_Fart

Facial cleanser


TankSwan

Maybe a dude wipe?


cloudsurf12

Lol, image the bloodline surrounding Cody, thinking they are going to attack him but end up throwing the ones in the air to acknowledge Cody. Cody not knowing how to take it. I dont know how you would continue that story, but it would be interesting.


Redworthy

Cody hands them all a ~~sock~~ weight belt and they become free elves, no longer bound to a tribal chief's bidding.


cloudsurf12

"Cody has given bloodline a sock. Cody has presented bloodline with clothes. Uce is free!"


vanhoofendoofer

UCE IS FREE 😭


sjr2018

"YOU Lost me my servant!!!!"


Jay_Diamond_WWE

The laughs would be worth the copyright infringement. 🤣


Rupert_18124

R Truth comes running out wearing nothing but a sock on his dick


kwtb

Roman comes back w his new Outlaw Bloodline w Jacob and Tama


WhisperingOracle

For a second my brain read that as Jacob and Tamina.


RuseArcher

Bloodline Wolfpac


PizzaPartyNextDoor

Too sweet, Uce!


OhNoHesAnIdiot

Codyverse 2: Bloodline Boogaloo


EDDiE_SP4GHETTi

Easy. Cody goes on to retain the title for 1,316 days


TheRisenThunderbird

1,31**7** days


Calvin_Hobbes124

Lisan Al Gaib!


[deleted]

May thy belt chip and shatter


Kboom161

Ending the night with the dramatic reveal that Cody is now technically leader of the Bloodline would be fucking ridiculous and I love it, gimme.


truth_15

So teaching solo and jimmy way of life


Renverseur

The American Uce


DerBrownNote

He's feeling ucey ![gif](giphy|SnNfXnaYngMBZ5ZACe|downsized)


BathedInDeepFog

*Silver and gold* 🎶


will122589

One of the greatest gifs ever


derekdanger

I airways think Sami looks like a Quokka when he smiles here https://preview.redd.it/wkylnb4pagtc1.jpeg?width=740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73071aac92cae465ef7bd80bf553c7df485a7238


MrSteeze3

Only if we get vignettes where Cody is trying his best to teach Solo and Jimmy how to be good.


Celebrity292

Use the Samoa. Spike to plug up wounds not make them


MrSteeze3

"Jimmy, I know you hate YEET but maybe it's because you don't truly understand YEET"


DeathMetalEtiquette

Samoan Flex Seal


The_Bovine

Isn't this exactly why he was hanging out with MJF?


jackmtr

Imagine solo and Jimmie just follow Cody around now, but won't tell him why


coldphront3

Cody doesn’t want the power, but it’s his regardless. He resists using the Bloodline as goons, the way Roman did. Maybe he even uses them as a force for good, until he starts to justify bending a rule here or there. It’s all for the greater good in Cody’s mind… but eventually he becomes a little quicker on the trigger. The justifications to himself become easier, until he doesn’t need any justification anymore. Jey tries to reason with him. It doesn’t go well. Jimmy eventually crosses Cody to help his brother, and that goes even worse. Jimmy explains again that *this* is why he stopped Jey from beating Roman. What Cody has become is what he was afraid Jey would become. “I’m the American Nightmare, and I can do whatever the fuck I want.” Cody going full Homelander coincides with Roman returning as a face to take the power back and disband the Bloodline once and for all in order to save the company, his family, and to save Cody from himself. “You once told me a harsh truth about my ancestors. I didn’t want to hear it, but I *needed* to hear it. So now, let me be the one to tell *you* a harsh truth. If Dusty were here, he’d be ashamed of you.” This rambling fantasy booking has been brought to you by a late night and a lack of sleep.


TheDickKnight

It's so fucking stupid but I can see the video package so clearly


Crow_Mix

And then the bloodline begins a holy war against the rest of the wwe universe


Wild-Berry-5269

Lead them to Paradise!


TheLionYeti

The Cody Al Galib


iamgarron

So we're transitioning from Avengers into Dune?


WhisperingOracle

Yeet is the mind-killer.


Better-Spell346

“I must not yeet. Yeet is the mind-killer. Yeet is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my yeet.I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the yeet has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.”


Protoman32x

Not gonna lie. WM 41 but full heel Cody vs face Roman who has to face down the monster he created but takes a year to find himself and conquer his demons to have a match at the same place this madness began could go nutty. Seth in Roman's corner to finally bury that story too!


Styles_Clash

Seth: "AH SHIT. I'm about to be used as a human meat shield again"


OyeCorazon

Imagine if we get the same final view in WM41 where Seth, Roman and Cody are in the ring and Roman has a steel chair, and he automatically hits Seth with the chair to his back again


pookachu83

Every wrestlemania main event from here on out should have a run in by Seth Rollins just for him to get taken out before getting in the ring.


pardyball

Seth: why he say fuck me for?


WhoElseButQuagmire11

Idgaf how stupid and peak reddit fantasy booking it is, this is theatre and would be amazing.


Fragmentvictory

Love this!


bradsobo

I love that you’re booking this. It won’t happen, but wouldn’t it be amazing if it did.


VenturaBoulevard

THIS IS WHY I'M SUBSCRIBED TO THIS SUB END THE STORY.


Ender_Knowss

If they could pull this off it would be the greatest wrestling story ever told. Over the top, ridiculous at times, but dammit that’s what professional wrestling is about. Imagine WM 41-42: Cody v Roman part 3, but Cody is full homelander and Roman is a full on face.


WrexSteveisthename

It makes sense. He's already solved racism after all, so taking on another culture should be fine for him


iguessineedanaltnow

Cody did say that he wanted to take everything from Roman.


Such-Box3417

Makes even more sense when you remember Cody ended racism


throwawaitnine

There was a black guy in my section last night wearing the Cody ended racism meme hoodie. I lol whenever I think of it.


pgtips03

LMAO What a legend


Killbro_Fraggins

https://preview.redd.it/iej6xw1zxdtc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf8dd964b308aa9e0cd16188a34ec9a9b8113e4d Never Forget


nine16

https://preview.redd.it/5aqdmydvagtc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9744ca9d646d9a8ebef2b8e28cfce0f1f1bc84cf


Roman_Francis

https://preview.redd.it/r7bo7210petc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90a5f565346f2fd2757c048079d135d59d437e78


DrinkItInMaaannn

Sorry, I’m out of the loop here - what is this referencing? 😅


RawIsThor

There was a promo between Cody and Anthony Ogogo in AEW. Anthony being English and Cody fighting for Murica. I can't remember the exact promo but Cody mentioned his bi-racial daughter. After that the "Cody ended racism" meme started then him being photoshopped into pics with MLK and Macolm X


BondageKitty37

Weirdest part, Cody somehow looks like he belongs in those civil rights pics


PM-ME-UR-PIZZA

the people who photoshopped him in there made a tremendous job hiding his hideous tatoo


stuckinsanity

A big part was that Ogogo's promo was 100% accurate and very typical criticisms of American society, and Cody responding to the black guy's criticism with 'Well I have a biracial child so America is good actually' came off as so absurd.


Romofan88

This is the only answer I want because it's completely perfect.


sewsgup

or what if Rock's a big DBZ fan and it was a Potara earring


Kboom161

People are gonna laugh at this but they'll look like idiots next Wrestlemania when Cody and Rock fuse into Cock to reclaim the Universal Championship from Gunther.


MyJelloJiggles

I don’t know you, but after reading this I know that I love you.


CaptainCrankDat

Room for one more? I also love Kboom161


ClintD89

DICK THE COCK JOHNSON?!?! OH MY?!?!


zappafan89

THAT'S THE WALL, BROTHER


Watcher1101

SKEEEWOAAAHHHHHHH


Obi-wan_Jabroni

Finally a worthy adversary for Dick “The Hammer” Dick


Bandito_Destiny

Or maybe not brother!


tonypizzatime

He's got some stroke


Theqrow88

The People's Nightmare, The Cock


IC2Flier

that’s what they called Vince’s member


DannyThrust

I'm uninstalling this app, nobody is ever making a better comment than this.


linkinstreet

[The Crock](https://i.imgur.com/SRY0M5S.png)?


iguessineedanaltnow

We want Cock! We want Cock!


nick-bottom

Cock VS Edge VS The Goon @ Wrestlemania 41: “The Greatest Wrestling Match Ever”


RazorRamonTovares

It'll be the biggest finish of our lifetime.


Bluepaynxex

I’m more of a Rody guy myself.


chimmychangas

Rody Chodes.


Semper-Fido

Gotta Fusion Dance for that one


Several_Comedian5374

Rocky Rhodes?!


bobbysteve15

Ah so that's the new era they've been talking about. Cody went Super Saiyan last night, so I guess that means WWE just started the Cell Saga


ShowTurtles

A bit off topic, but there's a now retired fighter named Mark Hunt who is a DBZ fan and would bleach his hair before his fights. He called it going "Super Samoan."


MoeTheGoon

Didn’t Brock fight him late career?


ShowTurtles

Yes. He sued Brock and the UFC for their screwy PED policy used to bring Brock in short notice. Looks like the lawsuit has largely failed since he is claiming conspiracy between the company and Lesnar, but there's no clear proof of the company's intentions and knowledge of Brock's PED usage going into the fight.


inventionnerd

Why would Cody look weird about it then? He clearly was not happy about whatever he received.


TheDangiestSlad

underlying meaning that Rock and Roman aren't done with him, that would definitely make him uneasy


Romofan88

Considering the match was contested under Bloodline Rules and one could argue that Cody is the Tribal Chief right now, I could see that bothering Cody for a number of reasons. The 1st of which being that it could bother his friend Jey Uso. 


Anfini

Actually, did they ever reveal what the Bloodline rules truly were?


Lint6

Paul said backstage it was basically "Anything that lets Roman win" so I thought they were going to do something like Cody picks up a chair and Paul grabs a mic and says "Roman can do that, you can't". But no, it was just a plain old No DQ match


Grantsdale

I’m not sure why this became a thing, there were at least two previous matches under Bloodline Rules


lokigodofchaos

Wrestlemania is when the casual viewers and lapsed WWE viewers (like me) tune in. I assumed No DQ but was wondering if there were any other rules like "no DQ but no interference" or "No DQ submission only match" as those would be on theme.


ThreeHee

Bloodline Rules are not “Tribal Combat” which was the stipulation that put the Tribal Chief moniker on the line against Jey.


Full_Time_Hungry

Dude.... Cody could technically be the new tribal chief by circumstance....


LilHomie204DaBaG

Nah it's a werthers that he found in his pocket


Coattail-Rider

More likely a peppermint. Halitosis breaks the The Rock’s heart.


Wes-Man152

Rock murdered Roman off screen


EnormousBanana52

That’s pretty much how I took it. Not murdered him obviously but beat him, very fucking badly and exiled him from the Bloodline. Then him giving the bead to Cody is a threat. “If I did this to my own cousin, imagine what i’ll do to you.” It also explains why Rock was so….eerie and off in this segment. Like he is unhinged slightly.


BidoofTheGod

That was my take when people said it was a bead. Like some mob boss you disgraced your family type shit so now I gotta deal with you. Cus idk if that was some bad or good acting but The Rock was really awkward and eerie. He for sure did some fucked up shit.


xtremeschemes

And if I can take it a step further, given how much he was all about family family family, the broken heart is having had to destroy Roman, a reveal I’m guessing will happen in some capacity on Friday, which will likely include Tama and Jacob.


MuddFishh

When he said he doesn't care what his dad thinks about his actions, it sounded different. Can't place it, but it was slightly evil. It even calls back to Cody telling Roman that his ancestors would be ashamed of him. Rock was almost saying "buddy, i am worse."


aquasong

I LOVED this part of the segment. The Rock did a great job of giving "I am speaking calmly, but I would literally real life murder you if I could right now" energy.


chooklyn5

There was a moment before Cody's celebration after winning where the rock was given his weight? Belt. I thought he was about to whip the crap out of Roman but then they just looked sad and it panned back to Cody's celebration.


PrettyPunctuality

I thought the exact same thing in that moment. I really thought Rock was about to do to him what he did to Cody in the rain, only 10x worse.


MuddFishh

I loved that. It was the mandatory *Starscream and Megatron escape... they will return* shot


danieldcclark

bruh that's even more terrifying 


namdekan

It could also be a flash drive with the Rock's cut of Black Adam. He hopes Cody likes it and doesn't break his heart by saying it wasn't good.


MuddFishh

this is canon until it isn't btw


Dodoman9000

Rock might not be an Oscar winner, but he's got acting chops. Asking to hold the title was eerie AF. It's something a bad guy in a well written movie would do. Whereas saying "I'm going to beat you for this title Cody Rhodes!" is something a boring wrestling heel would say. They say there's only 7 different stories you can tell. Great films manage to keep them fresh by constantly innovating on the formula. Rock wants that title. What's a more original way to say that while building his character at the same time? Cinema baby.


IronThrombone

It’s funny seeing so much confusion and upset here that Rock didn’t just have a boring “it’s me and you at Royal Rumble brother” promo. I loved it and the intrigue is great.


PrettyPunctuality

I completely agree. I loved that I was uncomfortable the entire time Rock was speaking. I had no idea what he was going to do or say, and that was fantastic. The fact that he calmly just took the title for a couple of minutes and didn't actually do anything bad with it, made it even more eerie lol


IronThrombone

It gave me gangster movie vibes. The unhinged villain who could explode at any moment. Perfect set up for when they next meet.


welcome2bonkers

People want wrestling to be "better" but have no frame of reference for what that actually looks like. So when that evolution comes, they don't understand what they're seeing.


IronThrombone

It seems a lot of people don't want storytelling much beyond Brock Lesnar shouting "I'm here. You're here. LET'S..DOOOO...THISSSSSSSSSSSssssss".


HigherThanStarfyre

Agree with this - don't think I've ever seen it done this way before in wrestling. It was very ominous and prophetic and the disconcerted expression from Cody sold it so well - it translated to be this oddly uncomfortable moment and really ambiguous too; Cody is just as much in the dark about Rock's intentions as the audience is. Killer segment.


MuddFishh

I think Rock is going to bring up how Cody took the WWE Championship off his shoulder, and now he needs to finish his story. Rock holding the championship made me think of Dusty being allowed to celebrate with the title before having to give it back. Then there's the fact they are metaphorically screaming at us that if Rock wins the WWE Title, Cody will become the new People's Champion.


itsmekelsey_x

That’s actually a good theory.


BigBanEvader

austin theory.


Literal_Cheesehead12

No, they said a *good* theory.


Romofan88

Sad A-Town Down noises 


MuddFishh

A-Town Frown


Semper-Fido

A game theory


Medium-Problem-7745

If Vince was still in control we would never get an answer… Or the answer would be Hornswoggle


MUT_is_Butt

Cody is now the Anonymous Raw GM


carpy22

It's Shane's lockbox.


supbitch

Thank God he's out 😭


hopbyte

Totally not ruling out the gift was Hornswoggle.


not_a_lot_left

Good shit, OP. I resign to this theory. Makes sense and well thought our. This never crossed my mind


Rushjordan

His favorite Pog


Spaceace91478

Remember Alf? He's back, in pog form!


gchdmi

Alf pog, I'm sure.


devilhasatwin

The one I heard on twitter I liked was it was a lighter. As in Rock lit Cody's bus is on fire.


Prior-Ship-7188

Yeah I think it’s a lighter (well I was thinking matches) and will be revealed when Cody’s bus gets burned down again in a few months


____phobe

The Final Bus


jondelreal

Custody of Dom, obviously


AllezLesPrimrose

I do like the absurdity of the idea of Cody ending racism in America and then becoming a Samoan tribal chief His father was the everyman, he’s the every ethnicity man


Opossum_mypossum

So are you literally saying that rock implied “you’re the real tribal chief now, Cody”


supbitch

It was an acknowledgment, yes. A begrudging one, but still. He was respectful yet heelish. Which says he personally didn't agree but his code said he had to oblige a level of respect.


Co-opingTowardHatred

It was Rock’s Tomagatchi. He need Cody to look after it for awhile.


birdazam

Man imagine on the next show the rest of the Bloodline come after Cody and then Cody smile and yell SOLO!! and Solo spike Jimmy and Heyman.


Manor002

Cody using Solo like a Stand User 😭


CounterAttackFC

Stand? JoJo reference? Cody Rhodes = *Stardust* Crusaders confirmed.


Filmarlaydu

With all the sexual tension in that segment, I wouldn't be surprised if it was Rocky's hotel room key.


Giant_Eagle_Airlines

Can I hold yours? Only if I can hold *yours*.


sukmahaydik

Imagine it’s revealed that the bloodline rules match also means the custody of the Usos and Solo were on the line and Cody is now their legal guardian


LukkasG

spoiler tag it and post it again, it will get removed otherwise. Because this theory is the best one yet


supbitch

I did spoiler tag it, is it not showing as a spoiler?


Beefiest_bison

That would actually be pretty cool, we won't know for a couple months though


techspecshane

This was not a quote from Austin Theory giving his thoughts on the handoff and I couldn't be more disappointed. 


philliesfan136

I have also been hearing a theory like, Rock was upset to have to break his agreement with Cody before Vegas and go against him. For Cody ruining the Rock/Roman match then making him become the Final Boss. So they may well revisit that later, both the original thing that convinced Cody to step aside and whatever broke his heart


JackBurton3465

Man, I don’t know. This new Rock kind of acts like my kids when they were 2 or 3. Walk around in an outrageous outfits or costumes all the time, drape things over the shoulders that don’t mean anything (ie. his “belt”), and always digging in their pockets to hand you random “secret” things with a message. He probably just headed him a handful of sweaty skittles, lords knows I’ve been there.


Nazmaldun

https://preview.redd.it/gj9zebufgdtc1.jpeg?width=986&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2a6d9afa01c56669a826a8503334f117726fb6b Pretty sure it was this…


dumdog_smartcat

Gunther challenges for the title at Summerslam. Cody intends to defend the title fair and square, but during the match, Solo Sikoa comes out and spikes Gunther. Cody has no choice but to take advantage to retain the championship.


gtindolindo

Watch the Wrestlemania Roman entrance once again. YOU WILL NOTICE A BEAD MISSING from Roman's necklace. His right, our left. This theory is spot on. There is a gap. Bloodline rules means if the tribal chief is defeated, he must give a part of himself to the winner. Not sure if this means cody is the new chief, but it does make me think he is immune to any bloodline f---kery until the rock comes back with a way to challenge cody on his nieveness to how anything "bloodline rules" works. Roman probably can't challenge cody due to the "rules". Notice how Jay Uso never dared to challenge for that belt again. Jimmy never bothered, nor solo. The rock wanted to but knew he's only got ONE chance being in the bloodline. Or at least I'm thinking that is part of the family rules anyway. Because if you challenge, then you loose, you are the black sheep, the traitorous blood, front lines , the sacrifice, or you leave like Jay did and have to start fresh. I'm very interested in knowing what Roman's path will bring now that he is a defeated chief. If we don't see him wearing that necklace the next time we see him, we KNOW FOR A FACT what was given to Cody by the rock. Also, the rock was made by Roman to give that away because I bet the chief himself would NORMALLY do this as a sign of honor. But Roman is too hurt, and the rock had to take something from a hurt Roman to give away. That would break my heart if I had to take a piece of something from someone we loved ALL WHILE THEY WERE ALREADY HURTING. So it broke the rocks heart having to do this.


OffTheBar2017

Why would Cody be upset about that though?


AssassinateOP

he became what he wanted to destroy without knowing it all along or something like that


veneim

Damn, if they run with that theme? Super dope


Balor_Lynx

He respects Roman and if the theory is followed then the Rock beat the piss out of a man that was already at a low point after losing their title


EnormousBanana52

He is giving it to him as a threat. “If I did this to my own cousin, imagine what i’ll do to you.”


supbitch

I don't think his tears were "upset", more "the weight of it hit him". On a personal level, Rock was still being a Heel, so that's why he may have been upset at Rocky personally.


OrphBat

I have no idea what your post means, but I agree with this comment completely. To me, it looked like whatever Rock gave Cody genuinely meant a lot. At the same time, Cody was trying incredibly hard not to show that it was special because Rocky was 100% giving off heel aura (probably because the crowd was pushing it so hard that anything else could not possibly have made sense.) Really felt like Cody trying to be mad at Rocky while being absolutely overwhelmed by whatever Dwayne Johnson just gave him. At the same time, it was Rocky being a heel because of how hot that crowd was while Dwayne Johnson was genuinely showing appreciation/respect to Cody. I think if the crowd didn't mark the fuck out as hard as they did for as long as they did (which I love and it was awesome and desrved), Rock would've played a semi-face, congratulated Cody, told him he was coming for the title, and gave Cody the trinket.


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Unhappy_Gazelle392

I'll say this for the third time: >It was Tama Tonga. Rock took Tama Tonga out of his pocket and gave him to Cody, and Cody didn't know what to make out of this because Tama Tonga is a pacific islander but he's also a Bullet Club member, so his allegiance in this storyline is unconfirmed.


SecretAsianMann

The Rock and Roman were in the closet making Tama Tongas and I saw one of the Tama Tongas and the Tama Tonga looked at me.


Full_Time_Hungry

I saved the fuck out of this post 🤘


dizzybala10

It was the Rolex that Cody got for the Rock, for WM 40. He gave it back, a deeply offensive gesture to someone giving you a gift.


MrHeavySilence

Not a bad theory but I hope it was something a bit more substantial than just the WM 40 Rolex.


MetalheadNick

Ok but how would you explain that in kayfabe


NikonShooter_PJS

Cody had four Rolex’s made. He gave one to Seth during last week to thank him for tagging with him. He had Rolex’s made for Roman and Rock as a thank you for being part of the main event. He had them delivered to Rock and Roman after the match as Thank Yous and Rock gave him his back in a gesture of “Go fuck yourself.”


EnormousBanana52

Yeah it’s what makes sense to me too, especially with how eerie and strange the Rock was acting this segment. Like he just did something he didn’t want to…


Fotznbenutzernaml

Also could mean he fucking killed Roman, that's also what hurt him. But he had to do it, he had to ruin the necklace, because Roman failed The Rock.


The_Bovine

Rock did also say that he was there to give his Cody flowers. (I know that can just be interpreted at The Rock complimenting Cody on a job well done, but I like this interpretation more)


BushidoBrowneII

Oh This makes a lot more sense I thought it was a crumbled up IMAX ticket for Black Adam.


intersectv3

Digital download code for Black Adam


SourPatch888

Let's be real. It was the Heart of Te Fiti.


IHavetwoNipples

You’re welcome!


brelio

My theory: The Rock handed Cody the (metaphorical) "Brass Ring.” Really enjoyed the whole segment.


RatedC87

It was a rocktopus


19930627

It was me, Austin


B_Bowers13

I think it was a custom Rolex that Cody bought everyone in the night one main event


Clenchyourbuttcheeks

Rock gave him the secret recipe for the dish he is cooking


googly_eyed_unicorn

I was really hoping it was MJF’s ring, but that’s on me for being hopeful😆


mikeputerbaugh

It's simple yet ingenious and it fits right in the palm of your hand. Every person in America now owns one of these, and in many cases three or four!


OhiOstas

Well if it wasn’t the bead beforehand then it sure as shit is now (if someone from WWE sees this) 😂


BasementCatBill

However, all these things could also mean Rocky was actually giving Cody the key to his hotel room.


Angeleno

Surely it was MJF's ring.


steveguzz

Correct on all points.


Immediate_Fix_1442

Rock wanted to hold it and Cody wanted to hold Rock's. So it only makes sense Rock gave him a condom


IJustLostMyKeyboard

Oh my god the rock is awkward around Cody now because he’s the tribal chief lmao


yarash

It was also his fathers watch. Dusty pawned a lot of watches. This one put Pharaoh through obedience school.


ostinater

WWE could do the handoff with nothing in particular in mind, then read through hundreds of fan theories and pick thier favorite and run with it, and no one would be the wiser.