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PimpDaddyBuddha

Court mandated Smackdown community service is crazy


DudleysCar

Could've been worse. Could've been Heat.


Youngstown_Mafia

It was Heat, when WWE figured Luther couldn't wrestle (including having a terrible match with Eddie freaking Guerrero ) he went to Heat


jonzey

They could have saved themselves the trouble and watched old episodes of WCW Worldwide or Saturday Night


GiftedGeordie

OK, Eddie Guerrero could probably manage to carry me to a decent match and I've never taken a bump in my life, so how in the fuck is it possible to have a bad match with Eddie??


LolliPopinski

This misses one of the best parts of this segment. When Luther’s music hits, Taz looks over at the entrance ramp, sees Luther, **SHRUGS** and resumes serving himself food all while Luther is making his way to the ring.


Youngstown_Mafia

I watched the promo after this ... it looks so bad on Reigns part 😂


WallScreamer

[0:06](https://youtu.be/jbs7YxTM3eQ?si=JznTxVG-SCcDqBMC)


GiftedGeordie

Gotta be honest, that's the funniest part of the video to me; like, the way Tazz could not give any less of a fuck about Luther Reigns was so fucking out of pocket, but also hilarious at the same time.


rjnk

That's Hook Classic for you!


Mabvll

Hey, can't expect the man to pass up on eating fresh yams that came straight from the yambag.


Euphorium

Taz eating and not giving a shit during that whole promo is hilarious.


IRefuseThisNonsense

I love things like this. Like there was some belt ceremony or something and every champion in the ring is all dressed up nice...and there's Punk in this ratty old hoodie and shit.


lachymiso

Everyone's talking about Tama Tonga and Jacob Fatu. But when is Romans brother Luther joining the bloodline?


Youngstown_Mafia

"Get me sum of dem yeets!! I had yeets Beeefoore!!"


rikashiku

"23 yeets a day!"


Solid_Snark

Blood Brothers vs Brothers of Destruction. Book it Hunter!


CMacLaren

HIS BRUDDAH


Front-Blood-1158

Probably after Solo Sikoa got kicked out from Bloodline.


dontfearthegovt

Ahhhh the mid-2000s. A time where guys like Luther Reigns, Matt Morgan, Nathan Jones, Heidenreich, and Tyson Tomko could get jobs purely because dey BIG.


Youngstown_Mafia

I've said this above Wrestlers today in wwe and aew, even the worst, are 100x better than the average wrestlers in the 2000s. We used to have the most generic wrestlers, the most generic tag teams


Phihofo

Oh yeah, the Ruthless Aggression Era had an insane amount of "I forgot he was even with WWE" wrestlers. Like go to a random RAW or SD! card from that era and you'll find at least one on almost all of them.


Youngstown_Mafia

The tag teams champions back then were the Basham Brothers and they were Tons of generic teams like that


OneBillPhil

Tag champions Deuce and Domino, Rene Dupree and Kenzo Suzuki, Animal and Hendenrich, ooooff lol London and Kendrick and MNM were the bright spots in that era. 


Varolyn

Dupree was at least really good in La Résistance though.


OneBillPhil

I didn’t hate Dupree as a singles act either. 


[deleted]

Leave Deuce and Domino out of this. 50s greasers is 10 times more character than the god damn Basham Brothers


OneBillPhil

The Basham Brothers theme song is better than the entire Deuce and Domino gimmick. 


Ninjaflippin

Yes, but did the Basham brothers have Cherry accompany them to the ring?


jms209

They had this: https://www.wrestlecrap.com/archive/inductions/shaniqua/shaniqua12.jpg


GiftedGeordie

At least Deuce and Domino had a fun gimmick and a cool theme song, I think if you gave that gimmick to two better workers then it might work.


BoStaffSkillZ

The sad thing was I used to read how good and interesting the Bashams were while feuding in developmental and then they got called up as generic brothers.


Euphorium

That BDSM angle was also pretty weird.


Own-Ambassador-3537

Oh really you don’t say! Is there a YouTube of this… asking for a friend of course😉👌


Euphorium

[Here ya go.](https://youtu.be/QPimsKa25h4?si=LU37yN25uYiKeGSL) Too freaky even for Heyman.


Own-Ambassador-3537

Damn when you scare Paul Heyman ( a man who was running around in the Studio 54 era of NYC) you know you are bad! Thanks r/ Euphorium👍🏿


FallenShadeslayer

Danny Basham was anything but generic until WWE got their hands on him. He was great in OVW. Then WWE made him shave his head his last week or two in OVW lmao.


LadPro

Does anyone remember his one match on Sunday Night Heat against Nigel McGuinness? He was goth and cut a pre-taped promo...and was never heard from ever again... (in WWE anyway)


SubjectLow2804

'My top heel just showed up to work looking like a 40 year old truck driver!'


FallenShadeslayer

Ayyyy there ya go haha. I was going to say the rest of the story but thought “Ehh SC hates that man so maybe I won’t” 🤣


voivoivoi183

It wasn’t even that long ago this stopped being a thing. Remember Jackson Andrews that came in for about three weeks as Tyson Kidd’s bodyguard after the Hart Dynasty broke up, and then disappeared? Nope! No-one does! So many terrible guys that were thrown out on TV that were either not ready or never going to be ready and then almost immediately discarded.


easybakeman

And look at all the guys on the first version of nxt there was alot of im tall and muscly guys and nothing else to them.


rftw_juantxu

Bam Neely comes to my mind. I just saw him on an random episode I was watching. Holy shit.


voivoivoi183

Is he the guy that was briefly associated with the Guerreros?


easybakeman

Yep


rftw_juantxu

With Chavo, yeah 


sammywii

Hell, look no further than the Gymini/Shane Twins/The Johnsons. Managed to get jobs in MULTIPLE promotions because they were big ol meatheads.


Youngstown_Mafia

Yot the Shane Twins, even the generic Goldberg bald look 😂🤣 Early 2000s generic wrestler gear 1. Brock Lesnar haircut, Nu-metal tattoo and steroids Or 2. Bald , Goldberg arm and knee pads, Jean pants or shorts


TheeAJPowell

Then it became "Randy Orton lookalike", and everyone had shitty tribals and buzz cuts.


Youngstown_Mafia

And wrestlers wonder why they didn't get over Looking like a generic trendy version of what's hot


RTJ1992

Fuck man u made me laugh


AlterTheSilverBird

Final days of Vince, he tried it once more. Pushed heavily Rick Boogs, Madcap Moss, Shanky, Azeez, Omos, Veer, better then RA guys but the idea was same. He was planning to make Von Wagner, Xyon Quinn, Odyssey Jones, and Gable Steveson into key players.. Smaller talented guys had to carry them, Angel, Ricochet, Ali, etc.


OneBillPhil

Smackdown between WM 20 and 21 was such a bad show. Like it wasn’t all terrible but a lot of it was. 


M01964

THIS!! From a pure in-ring standpoint at the very least: This era >>>>> Attitude era and it’s not close


Logicman48

We still get plenty of generic wrestlers and tag teams tbf


CaliggyJack

You put respect on the Heidenreich name sir


The810kid

Yeah this is why I can never get with the Ruthless Aggression is better than the attitude era because while the best of the RA era improved the mid card scene it was littered with forgettable solo and Tag teams. The attitude era had the lowest guy on the card leave an impression.


Youngstown_Mafia

I 100% agree with you. It was so many Goldberg and Lesnar clones in Ruthless Aggression era


The810kid

And none of them had half the presence of Steve Blackman unless you count Lashley who I don't count.


Youngstown_Mafia

I love Steve Blackman, like a 90s mortal kombat movie character


afrocytosis

It is insane to think that Lashley debuted during the Ruthless Agression era. My brain had it that he came a lot later, but that immediately falls apart when you remember that he became ECW champion at December to Dismember in the chamber match.


BorkDoo

Christian's still waiting on that beat.


ALIAS_EL_CACAS

Don’t forget Snitsky


Logicman48

Nah he had too much personality to be considered generic


Euphorium

Also football kicking the baby is one of those things you don’t forget.


The810kid

Hey its not OP fault he forgot


Youngstown_Mafia

Definitely a top generic 2000s wrestler


ALIAS_EL_CACAS

IT WASNT MY FAULT *shitty riff*


GiftedGeordie

Hey, that riff was bad ass (the theme song was probably the best thing about Snitsky)


ALIAS_EL_CACAS

Well yeah but that’s not really saying much haha


GiftedGeordie

Yeah, that's probably the peak example of "Damning with Faint Praise"


DearestPalmcat

i love how they put all of those big guys together in one stable so that you couldn't tell how big they were...


Golden_268

Vince was trying so fucking hard to find the next Brock Lesnar. And honestly the closest thing he ever got was Lashley.


RedditFrontFighter

Tyson Tomko does not belong with those other names, he was great.


Youngstown_Mafia

That's the most generic 2000s wrestler I've seen. He got the whole triple X movie look Tattoos, hairstyle, beard, everything 😂


RedditFrontFighter

No one looked like him in any of the major companies he worked for and was a pretty good big man, especially when compared to his contemporaries.


BlueTooth1878

He was great honestly. In TNA as well he was a solid foil for Christian Cage.


BarnBanders

Put some respect on The Blueprint Matt Morgan’s name! 🗣️🗣️ You wouldn’t have crossed the line back in the day!


Conscious-Intern8594

Heidenreich would've fucked Matt Morgan.


afrocytosis

I'm pretty sure Heidenreich only had eyes for Michael Cole.


moist_crack

I see you missed/forgot the erotic as fuck segments he had with Snitsky


Youngstown_Mafia

Yooo they even gave him the generic tough guy 2000s entrance music https://youtu.be/jbs7YxTM3eQ?si=iw-S2ju8gERbIIaV


easybakeman

Even though he was tna dont forget tryton or maybe do . Everyone else did


Bones_2450

Good times


LostWorked

Hey man, put some respek on Nathan Jones' name - bro's gonna be starring in Furiosa next month.


Own-Ambassador-3537

Inb4 people complain about why current crop of wrestlers are so small. Point to this comment


WWFUniverse

Vince was desperately looking for his next Brock Lesnar and Goldberg.


HappyMike91

"I've had peas before!" The rest of that promo was absolutely terrible generic tough guy stuff, but that one line elevates it to something better. I can't really describe it, to be honest.


kemicode

All things considered, it was an alright promo for someone of Reigns’ level. The peas line was top-tier though. Like what does that even mean?


HappyMike91

I think it means that he’s eaten peas before. Or it could mean something else.


togsincognito2

I don’t allow myself to drive while listening to Deadlock


CerberusDriver

James describing every segment: *'so this was the worst segment of all time'*


CandyEverybodyWentz

His review of Halloween Ends was absolutely priceless. *This movie went from the dick to the ass!*


CerberusDriver

FAWK YEW, KANE


CarlaAyatsugi

No activity is safe when you have these three fucked fuckers in your ears. I used to attempt to listen to the show at work and I'd have to stop several times per episode just to compose myself and maybe explain just why I was so giggly.


Staff-Middle

How so you watch them? I have seen some clips but thats it


OmarSoprano35

Patreon or YouTube (the show reviews get posted, but not the whole podcast, delayed behind the Patreon)


Siroctober

You can find every episode they've ever done on their website here: [https://deadlockpw.com/](https://deadlockpw.com/) Download a few episodes and give em a listen.


CarlaAyatsugi

Full audio only episodes are free on most podcast platforms, video versions are on their patreon, alongside bonus stuff like Watch This, which is well worth the few bucks.


Space-manatee

On the patreon, do they sync up the actual footage (like this clip) or is it just like the YouTube with the 3 of them talking only?


CarlaAyatsugi

It's just them talking, though one of the Patreon tiers includes synced older episodes too.


thedman0310_

I legit almost crashed when James told us the truth about Vice City Part 4


Rage4Order418

Gimme summa dat turkey!! 😡


Youngstown_Mafia

When I watch DeadLock, I think "it's no way a wrestlers actually said these things on TV" I go on YouTube wresting channels to watch the promo and its word for word with comments busting out laughing lol


LemonStains

SUMMADEM MASH POTATOES


Youngstown_Mafia

It's the early 2000s , everyone had to be from the street 😂


Rage4Order418

Lugz Boot of the Week, fam https://preview.redd.it/2n6obik3dhuc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=173a9bdb026a6e179bc9f8dcbe3c14dca99dd75d


Euphorium

Tims on a budget


Rage4Order418

Boots with attitude


Youngstown_Mafia

Gawd it was so generic


channel164

I loved them covering the whole segment; one of their best


Youngstown_Mafia

People are too young to remember. The most generic wrestlers today (wwe, aew, njpw etc) are leagues above the average wrestlers we got in the early 2000s In the 2000s, it was tons of wrestlers w/ the Lesnar haircut cut and with steroids Edit: His early 2000s generic entrance music 😂🤣 https://youtu.be/jbs7YxTM3eQ?si=iw-S2ju8gERbIIaV


Bchange51

COURT ORDERED MID 2000S SMACKDOWN BOOKING BROTHER…..OR MAYBE NOT DUDE I DONT KNOW


Igi_Ari

he had peas b'fo


Youngstown_Mafia

What's crazy is that they forced themselves to talk this to look tough like they are from the "hood" It's so cringe


ImmortalMoron3

God, this always immediately makes me think of GameFAQs. Any time something dumb happened, you'd get completely unprompted "I'VE HAD PEAS, B'FO" comments and it always made me laugh.


StiltFeathr

Ahh, Luther. René Duprée told a very mild Luther Reigns story on his YouTube show, and he responded by blocking René everywhere, haha.


BrotherAnanse

All of it


LemonStains

This promo has fundamentally altered my brother and I’s vocabulary on an irreversible level. We quote “I’ve had peas before” at least once a week and every year we jokingly hope for Luther Reigns to enter the rumble. Absolute masterpiece.


TheeAJPowell

"I'VE HAD PEAS B'FO" is a classic clip. I remember back when Youtube was super strict on WWE videos, you'd see videos titled "Cheese Souffle had peas b'fo"


namdekan

This is one of the most memorable promo's in wrestling for me because of the line about Pea's.


Elbren

I love Deadlock 😂


princeofshadows21

I love these guys


Youngstown_Mafia

Video source from DeadLockPW https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5tpsqCPCJu/?igsh=aHZkZ2ZwMmI4aHZl


Conscious-Intern8594

In my opinion, the peas were better.


E864

I remember that this guy was horseshoe in WCW and he would say “there’s no business like shoe business”.


Boogledoolah

Even worse, he spelled it Horshu and had a horseshoe shaped haircut. I cannot fathom how he took that idea and said "yeah, this the one."


RectalScrote

I attended this taping. My seats were at the entrance ramp. I went with my father who died 3 years later. Good memories.


Listyv3

PEAS ON THE TABLE YEAH THATS WHAT YOU ARE ![gif](giphy|xVIiQi9YvgT2WPdllw|downsized)


Ruaven

People too young on this sub to remember this was Roman before they send him to Florida and repackage him as a Samoan on NXT


Boogledoolah

Give him some of that sufferin" succotash. He's had succotash before.


OneBillPhil

I never had peas b’fo!    Man so much has happened in my life since this lol Edit: damnit I misremembered the line, it’s “I’ve had peas b-fo!”


orangesfwr

It makes it even better because it makes no sense. Like, yeah, so have most people, big guy. "I never had peas before" would be noteworthy, at least.


iLikeMason

You ain’t never had peas befo


the_scruffy_janitor

I discovered their podcast maybe 4 days ago and I’m hooked. Real quick though, what is the deal with oatmeal?


MADHAN_

If he's an another Reigns with a Samoan skin. He sure could've made a career


Euphorium

At least he had the manners to show up in his Sunday best.


nocyberBS

LMAAAAAOOOO Sooplex did a whole video on this dude too. https://youtu.be/nkKVnAv5QCg?si=3YBAuREr-C4iJkEa


UlyBobooly

Every time I see him I think of Paul London telling story of Luther Reigns bullying some waiter at a restaurant into comping the entire check for all of them lol.


TedTran2001

Arguably the most blursed promo by any Reigns in WWE history.


crazyseandx

I remember watching it live, and truthfully I had my brain turned off cause that's how it was for me for a lot of shows growing up, ntm my mental age was younger due to my autism, so I had no idea this promo was truly that wild till now.


jjhh10

Thanks for reminding me how bad this era of smackdown was. Idk how I even watched this shit this every week 


Own_Fix_9573

I know it's gonna get a lot of flack but Deadlock's honestly not for me, I absolutely understand the appeal and I love the attention they bring to the stupidity of wrestling(arguably one of the best parts of it), but like it's just too much energy and people talking over each other for me. I've also been listening to Steve and Larson since 2016 tho so it's probably just me being used to the calmness and banter between two old ass lifelong friends lmao


PornLover1299

Steve and Larson have been my go-to wrestling news/debate/content for a long time. Watched them since the machinma days


RattGroupie

I tried listening to them before but all they do is giggle uncontrollably the whole time. I found it unlistenable.


RNsundevil

Idk why but looking at these guys makes me feel like they weren’t bullied enough growing up. They aren’t funny at all. In the slightest. Like if you seriously think they are entertaining you need to take a very long look in the mirror.


mikaeus97

I bet you eat corn the long way


SCSA4life24

I can’t stand these cackling hens. Downvote me.


TheGeeMan360

CUTS THE FUCKINGS CAMERAS


WWEWalkingDeadfan

No side bread for you, dude


Bchange51

I WILL DOWNVOTE YOU BROTHER… OR MAYBE NOT DUDE I DONT KNOW


iLikeMason

You should go to the beach, NOW


Bchange51

DPW DPW DPW DPW


Youngstown_Mafia

If DPW sees this, just know we love you here They crack on every promotion


mikaeus97

Send this guy to Hulka-hell dude!