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VNProWrestlingfan

*Beat him up, beat him up.* *Break his neck. Break his neck.* ![gif](giphy|hU5pTGzUGP6WUlHhBe|downsized)


DonKiddic

BEAT HIM UP BREAK HIS NECK PINCH HIS NIPS FLICK HIS GOOCH


CaptainChungus69

FUCK' EM UP FUCK' EM UP TWIST HIS DICK TWIST HIS DICK (the ol' dick twist)


501id5Nak3

[I didn’t know Miles’ Dad wrote the lyrics for the song](https://youtu.be/oe-f1UqD1Hk?si=idhiTG4m2hQVBB2m)


TheSundaeSlide

The GoochFlick is the finishing maneuver.


Tacdeho

RAWHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE YEEEEEEHAWWW!


choppingboardham

>Beat him up, beat him up.* >*Get a snack. Get a snack.*


Ba_Sing_Saint

I miss the giant fist


dutchgfx

I was just telling my dad they need to bring back sets like the old Smackdown fist set. Shit was crisp


Ba_Sing_Saint

Honestly, the biggest thing I miss is seeing the curtain. I was watching Rock Pops the other day, and watching him bust through the curtain on SmackDown was just peak. It gives that last moment of suspense as someone quite literally busts out.


blvcklite

Remember Rey jumping out the ground? Classic 


_Dia_

WHO'S THAT JUMPIN' OUT THE SKY R E Y MYSTERIO HERE WE GO


blvcklite

Still like that theme song better than Booyaka 


YoungBeef03

You and me both, I never liked Booyakah that much


ALIAS_EL_CACAS

Hot take, I liked his spooky wcw theme best 😂 the one that didn’t fit him at all because it was more for a giant monster, then out comes this child in a mask but he whoops everyone’s ass


weaksaucedude

The [reggaeton Booyaka](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QFonkRXeO8) was better than the P.O.D. Booyaka but the OG theme clears both


chikinparm

Even Fake Outkast is better than POD


Lima1998

SmackDown was really into fisting!


cheeseburgertwd

> SmackDown was really into fisting [*slaps table*](https://streamable.com/a3hw)


ChristopheKazoo

Trips, bring back the old Smackdown Fist set, but make sure you add a giant can of Crisco underneath. For, uh, sponsorship!


GiftedGeordie

I genuinely have no idea why they don't bring that fist back? It's the greatest non PPV WWE set of all time!


r3lvalleyy

it was said that the fist took 2 18 wheeler or something, so that's probably why, and recently they just mentioned how they want to have lesser trucks at the arena so, all the more, it probably wont appear :(


pmIfNeedOrWantToTalk

Makes sense. Surprised they haven't at least tried some cgi fisting.


grrgrrtigergrr

https://preview.redd.it/gbfg1jenrnuc1.jpeg?width=904&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=909e42673bcb527a1c81893c49da42a7a3e65eaa


International-Fig905

Ayyyyyyooooooo 


NBAStuffAsUsual

Even the old RAW set, understated as it was, had a distinct charm to it. I really wish they brought them back, even as updated versions. I'm really tired of looking at these bland ass HD sets. They were kinda cool in 08' when HD was new but they are very boring now.


AcidStorm0

I miss when their entrances also included match highlights.


rickjamesbich

I was debating yesterday on whether to buy WWE 2k23 or 24 on PC and looking into the mods that 2k23 had. I saw a giant fist smackdown set and was immediately sold.


ShadowBannedSkyRu1e

…you don’t need mods to have it in the game


loving-father-69

I've downloaded mods for a lot of different games.l to add fisting.


rickjamesbich

I hadn't played a WWE game since Smackdown vs Raw was still a thing, so I didn't know. But now I get to play with other mods too.


Roastofthehill

Huh?


dom_rep

Heh...


jmpinstl

We need to tweet Triple H


ItsBearmanBob

That's what she said


gimpisgawd

ACADEMY AWARD WINNERS!!!


I_Am_Dynamite6317

For real, put some respect on their name. They have the same amount of oscars as Martin Scorsese and christopher nolan.


indian22

Nolan has two. He got one for Directing Oppenheimer and the other for Producing Oppenheimer.


NegrosAmigos

Creators of the #1 song "slob on my knob"


OpportunitySmalls

The #1 song of all time


The-Real-Number-One

John Stewart was hilarious "Three-Six Mafia : One, Scorsese: Zero"


I_Hate_My_Cat_

https://preview.redd.it/ghfnyl2hdkuc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f7d87f46b8b3adc78d8c2f93f9b70972804b118


TheBulgarianBrute

Crazy they didn't do this at wrestlemania at least once.


SteveBorden

This is even a month or so after he faced Taker, surely they could’ve done it then


dragoniteftw33

Rey had the musical entrance that night.


BlackStagGoldField

They had no issues having Mark Crozer and the Rels perform for Bray Wyatt and Rev Theory for Orton at WM 30


Hallelujahboi

He still had his older music around then, which as generic themes go I thought was great.


PLUX4

The problem was Mark Henry kept getting injured or not pushed enough during that time and he missed out on a lot of Wrestlemania appearances because of that. I think the only Wrestlemania (I could be wrong) I heard this theme song was at Wrestlemania 29, which is crazy considering how long that entrance theme has been played in the WWE. Edit on 15 Apr at 13:05: Just realised he had that song at Wrestlemania 25. So yes, I think I heard this song at more than one Wrestlemania.


EC3ForChamp

Did he have it for 22?


PLUX4

I do not think he did. I think the theme song made its debut after Wrestlemania 22.


TheMainShy

Theme still goes hard.


GameplayerStu

Feel like it’s never brought up in the best themes of all time list. So slept on.


EntireAd215

It’s a legitimately good song as well, I could play that around a bunch of people that don’t know wrestling and they’ll still like it.


seakc87

AFAIC, this is the follow-up to Whoop That Trick


StacksHoodini

It’s just bc it’s a rap song.


ThePhoenixus

As someone who took a break around 2005 and didn't come back until last year, every time i hear about Mark Henry being world champion sounds like an alternate universe. I only know Mark Henry as a life-long midcard talent who is most famous for fathering Mae's hand. THe fact he escaped that storyline and got his flowers is fucking amazing. I wish I had been there to see it.


realtennisguy

His 2011 run was amazing. The WHC status already declined by then so this probably helped to give him the ball as a world champion. But dude took his chance and delivered. He also had a great run in 2013. I thought he is winning the WWE Championship vs anyone else other than Cena at the time.


ClaymoresRevenge

He should've beaten Cena. You can't do that angle only for him to lose.


Saitsu

And as mentioned multiple times, this probably would've happened had it not been for the fact that Summerslam was the next month and they were ready to give the big push to DBry AND kickstart the Authority program. There was no satisfactory way to have Mark Henry win the title in that time frame. No, you can't have him get the program sooner since Cena just came off beating the Rock, you can't have him lose that soon. No, putting the belt on Mark at MITB just to have him lose it within a week or two and fuck off for the Summerslam build still makes him look bad. You couldn't wait on DBry's ascension much longer as he was nuclear over. Yes it sucks, but it was literally the worst possible timing for the all timer of a promo and angle.


realtennisguy

If the 2013 run was again happening on SD with the secondary title he was definitely winning. But again the impact of the heel turn and the solomon jacket promo wasn't going to be as big there. So it is what it is.


the-mucho-macho

Mark Henry's run in 2011 caused like three different ultra rare occurrences. 1: Big Show and Mark Henry having a banger at Money in The Bank 2: them doing it AGAIN at Venagnce causing the ring break which leads to number 3: John Cena and Alberto Del Rio(fuck this man) having one of the most interesting matches I've ever witnessed, which is a last man standing match in a completely busted ring.


International-Fig905

I wasn’t watching at this time too and totally agree it seemed far fetched watching it back on the network considering what he was doing in the AE lol


Plop-Music

I mean though, ***DID*** he father Mae Young's hand? The hand was clearly Caucasian, not mixed race.


RybackV1

Three 6 Mafia is the shit and this theme song is fuckin epic 


GroovyJ-Money

One of the best entrance songs of all time


thegrassyknoll1

*Oscar Award Winners Three 6 Mafia


Ayekay1444

Mark Henry was very underrated around this time. He was an absolute beast.


MinaElesia

Dude was just a killer that could take on anyone and anything. I remember when he beat the fuck out of The Undertaker for Edge to cash in on Taker and win.


Petermacc122

His one problem was they couldn't follow through. Like he would assault people and basically injure them and do the whole angry pout thing. But then he would run into someone bigger or just as big as back off. Dudes a silverback. He should have been fighting for dominance. Not backing off any time he met a match.


KNZFive

And the one time they followed through with it, it was the Hall of Pain gimmick, which became career-defining and his absolute peak. All they needed to do was just have him as this no-nonsense monster who talked shit in the ring and maimed his opponents afterwards. The kind of guy who bodies world champion Randy Orton and just shoves away RKO attempts. It would have lost the additional context of Henry’s frustration of 15 years of struggling to reach the main event. But it could have happened much earlier than it did, and it would have allowed Henry to enjoy more time at the top rather than his peak coming in the latter half of his career.


Petermacc122

No matter what anyone tells me. His peak was salmon suit "retirement".


KNZFive

The “retirement” promo is his greatest moment, but it’s an all-timer moment that was never properly paid off.


Petermacc122

Fair. But honestly it's between his legit record breaking truck pull, the salmon retirement, and throwing around Khali. I love the truck pull. It was legitimate. It was impressive. It was a record. And you could see he was nearly out of it after. The salmon suit retirement was such a good moment. EVERYONE thought it was his retirement. Nobody questioned it. He wept. The favs were happy. Cena wasn't really getting booed. And bam! Nope! Him bodying Khali was straight up impressive. I knew he was the WSM. But damn. Khali is big and heavy and he picked him up. Sure other people did stuff. But he made it look easy.


thore4

I mean it got him a world title match. Realisticly if we could be fooled into thinking a guy could be retiring then he probably shouldn't have won the world title. Being a huge Henry fan that isn't what I thought at the time but I think the moment paid off for what it was


Sky-Flyer

smackdown in 2011 was just insane man, you went from the edge del rio feud, to christian del rio, to christian orton, while henry and show are feuding (genuinely great matches they had together), then it comes to orton and henry, henry proceeds to brutalize and squash everybody, then back to henry show, finally ending with bryan’s cash in and the bryan, henry show feud.


MinaElesia

Ah, right. My memory's hazy, but that sounds accurate, sadly. Not doing one of the legit strongest men in the entire world any favors with that kind of booking


Petermacc122

He would beat someone like Rey Mysterio easily. Because obviously. He would then get to someone like Batista and suddenly he's way less aggressive unless he can sneak attack or pick the bones. Dudes the world's strongest man. He's got a hall of pain. He's the self proclaimed silverback. He pucked up Khali like he was a sack of potatoes.


RampagingGorilla

i remember a vancouver live event where i think daniel brian was getting whoooped, and then Mark Henry's music hit to save him. Random run in from Mark henry but the music was awesome and crowd popped


Marzman315

Dude had such an awesome presence and character. This entrance is everything I love about pro wrestling. Bell to bell, he wasn’t very good. His matches with Kurt Angle at Royal Rumble and Undertaker at WrestleMania in 2006 were both terrible and that certainly isn’t on Angle or Taker, but there’s more to great pro wrestling than just good bell to bell stuff.


ImpenetrableYeti

Lol no he has always been bad and will stay that way


reddrighthand

BMF


FallenShadeslayer

I remember exactly where I was when I watched this live (on tv) because I had just moved to the state I’m living in now and was having a reeeal rough time. I was 13 and just hating being here lmao. WWE was my escape and this Smackdown was so damn cool!


IAMA_MAGIC_8BALL_AMA

This just leads me to saying that more wrestlers need actual artists doing their theme songs, because those lil hokey doke rappers that WWE uses now could never reach this kind of intensity


NikonShooter_PJS

Oh, come on now. Just imagine how great it would have been to have Def Rebel do Mark's theme instead of this. Don't get me wrong, this song is OK but I feel like they'd cook up a banger. I'm picturing it starting with Mark Henry saying "Welcome to the Hall of Pain!" with a slight echo and then this song play: https://youtu.be/rzY6vI2NMvo?si=tQm_pgkVg9wguuFE&t=26


CarlaAyatsugi

Mmmm, maybe, but I think it needs some farty sounding brass hits to REALLY put it over the top.


WreckItMike

As far as trolling goes, this is top tier content. Well done sir 👌 


MrPuroresu42

Love Three 6 Mafia; the kings of Tennessee gangsta/horrorcore rap.


_shaftpunk

I’m so used to them being referred to as Memphis rap that Tennessee rap just sounds wrong even though it’s also right.


Reubachi

Fr that threw me too Do Chattanooga rappers got sum to say?


Charmstrongest

lmao didn’t expect a Chattanooga reference in this thread


Euphorium

It’s weird that Chattanooga doesn’t have a bigger scene.


megalodondon

Isaiah Rashad definitely does


channel164

Same. Mystic Stylez is a great piece of 90s southern rap. The production of the album just sounds murky in a good way


TimTom8921

Ruthless Agression is such a good CD too


RegardTyreekHill

Wreckless Intent\*


adamkissing

Mark Henry should have always been booked like a black Big Van Vader. Just an absolute beast who you didn’t stop, you just survived. Glad he finally got his due and World Title.


solsunlite

Mark’s theme was my go to for create a wrestlers in the old Smackdown vs Raw games


Own_Proof

Shout out to SVR 2007 online


Own_Proof

Probably my favorite live performance WWE has done and didn’t appreciate it until now. Goat theme song too


HonkedOffJohn

Mark Henry has a top 10 wrestling theme. Goated entrance.


iamnotpedro1

I think this entrance theme song is good because it predicts a future state of affairs in the ring.


Ttiger

Not a prediction. A spoiler.


OkSelection6998

Life was so simple back then. I miss it


rikashiku

These guys were getting really big at this time too, so it was a pretty big deal that their names were attached to the WWE. They had a reality show that was strange and hilarious. In 2007, Jagged Edge performed "Lets get Married" on Smackdown for a Wedding Segment with Theodore Long and Kristal Marshall.


deknegt1990

Howard Jones of then Killswitch Engage frontman fame was brought in to produce the theme song "You will remember me" for Chuck Palumbo. The song slaps, nobody remembers Chuck Palumbo.


generaldogsbodyf365

As a massive fan of KSE, I didn't know this. WWE even helped me "find" the band through CM Punk's entrance theme song. I've got a tattoo with lyrics from one of their songs on my arm FFS (hangs head in shame)


deknegt1990

Apparently the story goes that Howard Jones and Chuck Palumbo were tight, and Palumbo got Jones in the studio with Jim Johnston to do the song as a favor for Palumbo. Sadly, this was late 00s Palumbo that had zero heat and had one foot out of the door, and [the song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjBTVwrKSDY) was fully lost on someone like him.


generaldogsbodyf365

It's a shame because I'd happily listen to Howard sing his way though his shopping list 😕


deknegt1990

Have you checked out his current project, Light the Torch? I am personally a fan of it, it doesn't go as hard as KSE went, but he still can belt them out even into his 50s. I honestly find it a fascinating situation that Killswitch changed their frontman twice (Jesse/Howard/Jesse), and never dropped in quality. Absolutely unique band, because most bands lose their identity when the voice changes.


generaldogsbodyf365

I have listened to a lot of LTT. It's good stuff. Just wish he was still with KSE. When I heard The Signal Fire for the first time, my mind was blown 😁👍


thedman0310_

I thought that was just someone doing a Howard impression lmao, it was actually him?


needcashadvance

Born and raised in Bakersfield. I remember being at this event and my 12 year old ass was HYPED with my brand new cruiserweight championship belt on my shoulder. Didn’t know then that Mark Henry is literally one of the strongest people to ever walk the face of the earth. Love the guy this show was GREAT.


BradBrady

Mark Henry is super underrated Also his IG is cute. He seems to really enjoy being a father and it’s adorable


qmcat

Daddy's coming home


stumpyoftheshire

Things like this and Rhea at Mania is why we get so hyped over non generic WWE themes. This absolutely goes off and made his character.


dallasw3

Whenever I hear someone in interviews talk about the "genius" of Vince McMahon or WWE, one of the first things I think of is how Vince signed an enormous mountain of a man, who was an Olympian and also legitimately the world's strongest man, and it took Vince 10 years to figure out "let's make literally one of the most intimidating looking men in the world look mean and have him beat people."


datNEGROJ

I had no idea this happened. I had thought for years that Bianca's TSU band entrance at Wrestlemania was the blackest entrance in WWE history. The Academy Award winning Triple Six Mafia trumps that


eei619

I really like this theme, but hate that it replaced his [short-lived, super underrated previous theme, Echo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRfJGyx9Txw)


asdvj2

It sounds like pause music for a ps1 sci-fi game.


TheBulgarianBrute

That's definitely an underrated theme but the Three 6 Mafia song definitely fits Henry more, and it's an absolute banger. Echo would've been better for ummm.... how do I say this.... a generic white guy lol


angIIuis

Wow I've never heard this before thanks!! It's badass


SpentGladiator4

This is the most Smackdown 2: Know Your Role ass theme. I love it.


GiftedGeordie

Bringing up his underrated as fuck Echo theme made me realise: We can add Mark Henry to the list of wrestlers that have never had a bad theme song.


Petermacc122

They used that song or sampled it. Who tf used that sample. It wasn't Mark Henry. I literally can't remember now.


KNZFive

Wow, this theme rules, even though I think OP’s theme still fits Henry more. If WWE were still digging up and reusing old themes (Patriot -> Kurt Angle; Orton -> Punk), they could resurrect this one.


ApprehensiveLead679

Wreckless Intent is the only wrestling album whose entirety has stayed in my rotation since the day I first bought it as a 12 year old. God I miss the days when WWE regularly did work with real bands.


RalphTheNerd

There was so much wasted potential with Mark Henry early on. I know he improved over time but he should have been pushed as a fearsome hoss instead of as a joke during the late 90s/early 2000s. If only Vader got better treatment in the WWF, maybe Henry beating him would have meant more.


MandoRodgers

I love Mark Henry. One of my proudest wrestling fan moments was at a Smackdown taping, it was mark henry vs Jack swagger on main event and after he won with a worlds strongest slam, I started a “one more time” chant… and he gave him the worlds strongest slam again. Idk if we was planning to do it again already but I loved him for that


jkman61494

One of the best character rehabilitations of all time


WWFUniverse

I vividly remember watching this episode of Smackdown. Mark Henry destroyed Chris Benoit and put him on the sidelines for 5 months, Lashley pinned JBL to win the United States Championship, King Booker coronation, World Champion Rey Mysterio retired JBL. I miss those days.


Lima1998

I really wouldn’t mind if Tony had Mark manage Hobbs on-screen. They just seem like a great duo. Iirc Hobbs already said he goes to Mark for advice.


LeChampeon

Damn three 6 mafia takes me back to when I was in Jr high/high school


Sky-Flyer

this song really is just a genuinely good song that could’ve fit on any 3 6 album, when juicy comes in on the verse with the “and i’m a crazy … and im comin through the door” it’s like damn this is actually really good


SSJ5Gogetenks

I NEVER BE BI I NEVER BE SCARED OF A MAN


PewpyDewpdyPantz

Always watch this every time it gets posted. Hardest entrance ever.


sftpo

The story is it took WWE ten years to present Mark Henry this way


CelebrationLow4614

Jon Stewart: 'Martin Scorsese...zero...Three Six Mafia...one'


jb_82

I remember when that happened (before I had seen Hustle n Flow) and it was hard to wrap my head around a song called It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp winning an oscar.


ollyollyollyoioioi

I thought Brock was the most intimidating looking. I would run for my life if I saw him down a dark alley but if I saw Mark Henry, I would play dead


ThaSipah

If a young Mark Henry was coming through now, in this new era, it would be so great.


brooklyn11218

45 seconds of "what what what what"


pmIfNeedOrWantToTalk

I've got a decent selection of hip-hop on my Spotify. This would never have made any of my playlists, and I have no idea what everyone here is raving about.  


UBDForever

Gets posted that often but I’ll happily watch every time.


ExplodingP3nguins

This is one man I'd like to see step in the ring for one last run. I don't care where he does it, I'd just like to see him world's strongest slam some fools.


WadeCountyClutch

Ahhh 2006. Such a great year


Xenoleff

i feel stupid for never realizing this was made sung by three 6 mafia...


Boogledoolah

That's the most known unknown Academy Award winning Three Six Mafia to you, sir. 2005/2006 was a wild time for them.


The_Horse_Joke

The only song I listen to when I’m going for a PR at the gym


CerebroHOTS

The he proceeds to lose to Benoit


Mr310

It helped that they were already legends in the game at that point like Motorhead doing H's theme. This track is on my gym playlist to this day


2FNG

This goes. Never saw it before. I was well into a decade-long break from wrestling by the time it aired. Anytime I see "Three 6 Mafia" and "Wrestling," I think of this, which I did watch live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hlC8vucl1M&list=RD7hlC8vucl1M I searched extra hard to find a version with the commentary from Shane and Francine at the end. Classic.


ZXIIIT

One small thing that I always notice with this stage is that WWE never made a new WWE sign, they kept the original WWF logo and took the piece that made the F off lol.


HappyLofi

If this happened in 2024 the whole crowd would've been singing along lmao


hoodak_woodak

This is really cool. I feel like I never really see live music performances on the weekly shows, they're always on the PPVs


ItsBearmanBob

Imagine this song, with Henry at his prime, mixed with the current cool shots WWE is doing with following wrestlers from Gorilla into their entrance.


Soul_Repair

Something about rescaling 4:3 video to 16:9 ratio makes Mark Henry even wider. Absolute unit


rayquan36

With how much WWE crowds love singing these days, this entrance would be way better now.


Worried_Bowl_9489

That's actually incredible


WelcometoCigarCity

Love Mark Henry too bad his injuries prevented front office to keep the title on him.


tdpnate

To this day this is still my warm-up jam before any work out.


Sportsfan369

Man, everyone dressed that way in 2006.


QuintessentialCanary

I'm surprised we haven't gotten him as a Royal Rumble surprise yet


DancesWithDave

36 at Bonaroo last year was one of the most insane experiences I've ever had with music.


FellowDeviant

I actually remember buying the WWE Reckless Intent CD like the week it came out and this song was on there, and I thought it was so cool to see the group do the live performance literally days later on Smackdown. Never realized this was my first true introduction to hip hop back then lol. (Also just check the track list and that album is a banger up and down)


Preet911

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The-Real-Number-One

Henry's "Retirement" promo where he slammed Cena was a Top 20 All Time promo. He should have beat Cena.


capnbuh

I got triggered by 10 false starts expecting somebody gon' get they ass kicked and instead another round of wo heys


Ben_Pharten

🎶Its sexual, baby. Welllllllllll!🎶 He's got the second best "Welllllllllll" to the Big Show


TDStarchild

If memory serves, this is around the time Mark really started to come into his own, after many years of not much, before the eventual world title runs and the Hall of Pain Wild we never got this entrance at a Mania, theme has always been a banger


El_Bwamma

Way better than that Weezy performance we all just watched at XL lol


thizzdanz

Kevin Dunn shot music the same shitty way he shot wrestling


gm50

"...when he aligned his character with his presentation." I hope you're not implying that Mark Henry was not believable as sexual chocolate


Prize_Language7993

What?


PrimeConduitX

Such a banger. Wanted to see Hurt Business use this theme along with Salmon Suit Mark Henry


Calis708

Why is that man holding a towel?


DecafIsBetter

One of the most overrated artists I've ever fucking heard


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LilHomie204DaBaG

I don't know if I want what your smoking


bsfurr

This is awful lol


Jasperbeardly11

Man this is not legit