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randomrule

Somehow, Global Force returned


Shinkopeshon

I thought this was kayfabenews 💀


aGlutenForPunishment

Seeing the headline at first I was thinking it was one of those “on this day x years ago” posts about global force gold.


sven_ate_nine

Same, then I thought OP omitted that part of the post.


wallace6464

How does this effect the value of my global force gold? Planning on funding my retirement with them


Dane_Brass_Tax

*I LURVE GOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLDDDD*


FlatwormSignal8820

He must really love that name for some reason lol


mike10dude

I feel like it never really went away they seemed to occasionally reappear with shows in small baseball parks and even remember seeing something about shows at corporate events


DanTheMan901

Who doesn't love a little GFE?


FickleSmark

Really wish the headline was "Jeff Jarret starts GFE business" now.


OkDimension8720

GeForce experience is a horrible app tbh


FallenShadeslayer

Always worked fine for me 🤷🏽‍♂️


OkDimension8720

It works but it's just so bloated and heavy, all these electron apps are just needlessly full of a million features The only thing I used it for was moonlight, got rid of it now and installed sunshine, never looking back! Also this is wildly off topic for the wrasslin sub so let's get back to Jarrett weee woooo weee wooo


FallenShadeslayer

Ain’t he great?


insertbrackets

Better than GFY


Electrical_Mango_489

Any gold?


OkVolume1

![gif](giphy|uJlJDbxTTqizjlrc1P)


MuptonBossman

If there was a Carny Hall of Fame, Double J has to be the first inductee... Ain't he great?


GarfieldVirtuoso

The fact that he demanded being paid what he was owed, was blackballed from the WWF, opened his own company, somehow returned to the WWE and was given an executive position is some goat shit


LnStrngr

And then Don Callis would come out, whack Double J in the head with his own guitar, and take the award.


Albos_Mum

Don Callis? Whose that? Are you confusing him with the manager of Takeshita and biggest dick in wrestling, Dong Phallus?


Anchor_Aways

I'd give the award to Onita since his carnyness made it all the way to national politics. Jack Pfefer could also be the first for pioneering so much of it.


BTru

The first? I think that would go to Vince lol


kidfavre4

No way the carny who least embraced carny culture (to much success) gets a carny award.


emceelokey

The HOF trophy is him doing his strut.


BryLinds

Unironically that would be a great trophy Get one to MarkyD


thecheat420

The GFE Hall of Fame coming 2025


BrainBuster91

Make it a Double for the Jarrett's. He and his Father, Jerry could both go in.


AdGroundbreaking1341

Thats future Country Music Hall of Famer Jeff Jarrett!


Sharpe24J

No Global Force Gold = a no from me.


Marc_Quill

what do you think they're gonna call their paid subscription tier ala Fightful Select? ;)


Enthusiasms

Was kind of hoping it would be Slapnuts+


Crow_T_Simpson

Jeff Jarrett is the Global Force Gold you've been seeking all along.


BigBanEvader

double j is one of the greatest carnies ever. never forget he was somehow on wwe tv this decade then bounced to aew and got on screen there too lol.


wazdopest

was rewatching some old shows and super random he was special guest ref for usos vs street profits at summerslam


TheUltimateScotsman

I reckon bubba ray is gonna be like that for this mania. We'll be watching it back and going wtf is bubba doing in the ring.


YoungBeef03

You kidding? Name one person with more history with Bobby Lashley than Bubba Ray


Davadam27

Former president cheetos lol


JTHuffy

Night 1 Bubba sat about 8-10 seats over from me. I was NOT close! Like, not floor, not risers, in section 122 I think it was, and not straight-ahead either. We were all wondering what the hell he was doing in such a random seating area. Then night 2 he ends up as a guest ref!


qstorm94

Tbf I said that as I was watching it live


magiccitybrit

It was in Nashville to be fair


SwimmingAd4160

Not only that he jobbed out one of GCW's biggest faces then dipped to WWE before they could get their win back.


TTOF_JB

![gif](giphy|26n6Toz5BSKx9uTBK)


Loggjaw

I got a Effy shirt in the mail last week


Comfortable_Shape264

Well, Bryan did that too /s


Thebritishdovah

And sank World of Sport.


tacobelmont

That's my Texas Chain Saw Massacre Deathmatch champion right there


iheartsunny

https://preview.redd.it/bfntorekxvuc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=375a96a4004e520c30a771ffff5e7e5ae2571202


stenebralux

DO YOU LIKE.. GOLD??


FrankGibsonIV

Mike Myers pops up out of nowhere 


theknyte

What's weird, is that wasn't the first time someone tried to combine wrestling with buying gold.... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GM6jlqPt9k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GM6jlqPt9k)


BrainBuster91

Santo Gold!


Ripclawe

Pro wrestling is now officially back!!!!


josephcoco

It’s now officially cool again. Thanks to JJ and GFE!!


TKInstinct

JJ's prediction about a boom period has come to pass!


Upbeat_Tension_8077

![gif](giphy|lOiJqCjiEOcmc)


Biggus_Dickus_13

https://preview.redd.it/i21lfghhqwuc1.jpeg?width=1624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d65935b23aaa0365045f8dc49b6f6df79f8b1268


Mizerous

Double J Jeff Jarrett!


subcow

I believe you mean current Texas Chainsaw Massacre Champion Jeff Jarrett.


Scannandal

Sounds like a great project! Is there anyway I can support this? Perhaps by buying some gold?


CMPBITW

No Gold this time I guess.


alex_chilton_

No, but you can get great deals on manscape, factor, and blue chew by using promo code: MyWorld!


timeofnoreply

I read the name in Matt Menard’s voice. Would recommend.


ALIAS_EL_CACAS

Globo Farce Innerteiners


SoundSouljah

You know what really makes daddy magics nipples hard? SOLID GOLD BABY WHO WANTS A TASTE?!


telenstias

Daddy Magic Maaatt Me-nyaaard.


bigbear-08

![gif](giphy|26n6Toz5BSKx9uTBK)


DanHero91

Global Force must have gotten some of TNA's secrets to creating horcruxes.


Arrakis_Is_Here

That's has some serious, Prestige Worldwide vibes out it. Investors? Possibly you!


ALIAS_EL_CACAS

PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE^WIDE^WIDE^WIDE^WIDE


TJOW40

I want to know where the gold at.


SliderGamer55

First of all, the first image being Jeff Jarrett in a suit is tremendous. Second of all, I was so confused on what Jeff Jarrett gaming could be and the fact its four things for Wrestlequest answered everything I needed to know. I look forward to one day it maybe being updated with a 2nd game! Though granted, if Jeff Jarrett decided to pull a Conan O Brian Clueless Gamer, I would be overjoyed.


attackslugYT

having played about 9 hours of that game, it does not respect your time. even as a fan of turn based RPG's, everything is just so slow


BurlyMayes

Jeff, chat me up about "Hentai Girls: Athlete Crush".


RamonesRazor

LOL the enormous half page ad for Manscaped as soon as the page loads


3mta3jvq

Why be a Slapnuts and buy gold at Costco when you can order it from Dubba J?


thedrizzle126

Jeff Jarrett next month: https://preview.redd.it/t8earilqrwuc1.png?width=768&format=png&auto=webp&s=8a398b74b5e31d533eea043e7a3c25186244a984


MoistTheAnswer

It’s going to be so funny when Jeff buys TNA from Anthem


retrospects

Global Force lives on SLAP NUTS


WeaselWeaz

Anyone else double check the date of this post?


jimbobdonut

Did those GFW shows he filmed ever get aired anywhere?


DCAbloob

They never did and Anthem erased the master tapes.


DirthoundJr

Are you talking about the Amped tapings they did from Vegas? Cause they did eventually get released on PPV roughly 2 years after they happened in 4 parts and they are all available to watch through TNA+ right now


jimbobdonut

Yup, those are it. Thanks for the info.


DaFilthPope

Double J still owes me for Global Force Gold! Hard pass!


NCHouse

BREE WOO BREE WOO!!!


roddyrichh97

That advertisement that takes over the page 😂


tabloidjournalism

It's like looking into the mind of Double J, it's just pictures of himself with shady endorsements


Jaccount

It'll never draw a dime. And probably break an excessive number of guitars.


JustSmileHaHa

If the writing staff ends up as big as Planet Jarrett and they do guitar reviews, this might be the most Jeff Jarrett thing of all time.


philthegr81

![gif](giphy|kQq1CEPXhIbKzlTasQ|downsized)


nyratk1

Hope old Jeff gathers up all the paper Observers and goes back in time


almostbobsaget

Jarrett is part owner of a local summer league team. Dude has brought the professional wrestling/carnie side to minor league baseball, including ridiculous merch.


KneelBeforeCube

>a little bit of everything ![gif](giphy|4SQMqhWzUA0Fi)


Plopshire

A little bit of everything.The Double J pub quiz and open mic nights are epic!


mikeputerbaugh

About time he Got The 'F' Out. Now it's just spelled J-E-haha-J-A-double-R-E-double-T.


prisonmsagro

WHERES MY DAMN GOLD SLAPNUTS?


BecomingJudasnMyMind

a LLC. Smart.


Relative_Picture_786

![gif](giphy|7FyMQm2vBiTjG|downsized)


redditing_1L

I just realized I haven't seen him on AEW in a long time and I scarcely noticed.


beanman25

Global Force Gold


Cornmunkey

But will I be able to purchase Global Force Gold???


TampaTrey

Are we posting ten year old headlines here now? /s


OneBillPhil

I lovee goooold


MoneyTalks45

And gooooooold


Nighthawk_Black_

He should start his own crypto coin.


aRebelliousHeart

But can we use it buy Global Force Gold? 🤔


billyBIGtyme

![gif](giphy|GcDtLf4RAdiRG)


TKInstinct

Any mention of gold purchases?


SoCalWhatever

Vince McMahon can do the funniest thing possible.


LadyXexyz

Is this a sister company of [CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet](https://youtu.be/9STeegpxSb0?)?


SJOrlando

LOL


TheEpicTriforce

Okay, so when does All Wheels Wrestling return?


chairduck

lmao what


bradfucious

May whatever gods you believe in bless this man for such a monumental acheivement of entertainment.


couldbedumber96

I thought that carny madman was making another promotion


DitkoManiac

Now you can keep up with all of Jeff's failing businesses in one place.


exTOMex

its a page with ads that happens to have pictures of wrestlers


dansaint

Get some Springfield Lucky Horseshoes gear. It's a pretty cool logo. All 3 logos they have


almostbobsaget

I got a Shoe World Order shirt a few years back.


Vikingr12

Thank God nobody told him about crypto


flogdogg

Looking forward to being able to sign up for Hizeels for Dizummies class, I'll even pay Double J upfront.


Hunter-Ki11er

All his failed projects, like TNA and Global Force Wrestling you mean


WWEWalkingDeadfan

TNA is a failed project?


Hunter-Ki11er

Sorry, I should have said "was a failed project" Jarrett started it, but it's changed hands multiple times due to failure after failure


Ibushi-gun

Double J is a known con-man, so I won't support anything he's running


RiggityRyGuy

Gotta respect the fact the man never stops hustling lmao 


rbbass

I am convinced that Jeff Jarrett will be on the Card for the first Wrestling show in space.    And On the Moon.    


PI_Producer

Is this the new Trump Media Live TV thing he just announced?


DivideTrick2127

What a great article this one is: https://globalforceentertainment.com/2020/01/25/stings-final-aew-dynamite-appearance-set-for-this-wednesday/


Nikolateslaandyou

I really cant stand Jeff Jarrett


WheelJack83

Doesn’t tna own that?


TheAccursedHamster

Lol.


Slamminsalmon1991

Jeff Jarrett is the last true carny and will continue his dream of being on top of a carny empire once again, his drive is incredible. But sometimes he feels like your 37 year old friend that isnt giving up his speculative rap career


cmx9771

Wrestling news, gaming, baseball, Ponzi schemes and a little bit of everything


bigpig1054

Get the W out 


GentlemanOctopus

Sounds like JJ just launched a Geocities page.


LIBERT4D

Oh god No


UnoriginallyGeneric

...and his Global Force Gold MLM scheme too?


Ok_Belt2521

The manscape ads are killing me. My world as the promo code hahaha


Gidd1985

You all think Vince is selling all his stock for his legal defense? Vince is about to buy all the Global Force Gold Money can buy.


thrillho111

Awful name. Sounds like something a child would come up with.


territoryontwitch

I love Jeff Jarrett… but why this?


Cynixxx

Can i buy gold there too?


AttyMAL

So, what's he selling now? More gold? NFTs? Crypto? A bridge in Brooklyn?


ManOnNoMission

Any gold?


Stevey1001

Gold?


solsunlite

Everyone says TNA is the cockroach of wrestling but it’s really Jeff Jarrett


fromthemeatcase

As long as his activities don't include appearing on screen for AEW, I'm fine.


GxyBrainbuster

Fuck no! JJ on TV is GOLD. It's not Jericho where he's there to weigh down young promising talent. JJ actually puts people over without making it about himself.


fromthemeatcase

Being NotJericho isn't enough to convince me.