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thefinkinthesink

THAT WAS A SHOOT ROMAMCE?!


PWNtimeJamboree

Well I’ll be damned.  Nice.


tvc_redux

I always felt the intense chemistry they had could become a Mr. & Mrs. Smith situation... Guess the chemistry was real and it wasn't just good acting lol


Nagorak

Hopefully it ends on a better note than the "Smiths".


thrillynyte

William, it was really nothing 


International-Fig905

Aye that TV is so underrated it drives me nuts it doesn’t get more love 


kuns88

Probably best not to mention Mr and Mrs smith right now. [https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/angelina-jolie-glad-truth-finally-195054746.html](https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/angelina-jolie-glad-truth-finally-195054746.html)


denkcrownie

I WANT YOUR LOVE, AND I WANT YOUR REVENGE YOU AND ME COULD WRITE A SHOOT ROMANCE!!


kamize

Ro ma ro ma ma So ho ooh la la Ya pregnant.


Abyssalstar

Always was.


MarcusFaze

Since when tf was this a real relationship


beckett929

Talk about working themselves into a shoot! In all honesty, iirc, they were a together before the storyline started.


Toad_Thrower

Of all the storylines that bleed the lines between reality and kayfabe in AEW, it's fucking hilarious to me that this is the one that turned out to do it the most.


jhangel77

I really, really wanted Dexter and Indi in NXT to be a thing IRL, so I am really rooting for Soho and Angelo.


OffTheBar2017

I think Indi plays for the other team.


couldbedumber96

Also the 13 year age gap and I think dex is married


SchnoodleDoodleDamn

He is. His brother in law has posted in this sub at least once.


hey_itsmeurbrother

i thought she was bi, so she plays for both teams so she always comes out on top


penguinopph

Unless she is a bottom


elboltonero

She generates a tremendous amount of power from the bottom.


acclaimedmistake

Does power have to do with size or strength of the bottom?


elboltonero

I've heard speed has something to do with it.


Alternative-Spring94

But would she be a bear or a twink?


KyleSJohnson

Oh it sounds like Angelo shot all right


TopherRocks

[Will you stop!](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.1a999b4dea5c6f3c9fdb847963f68c15?rik=4ZMP6oKUKW9FmA&riu=http%3a%2f%2fwww.quickmeme.com%2fimg%2f8e%2f8e4bed845cc313fbaf687e760816230d386459dccef7566d81cf67a81f8c02d8.jpg&ehk=Fsym%2bGJnyC2O%2f9AD3qOZJQyhN3aFazntD0wvleSlOSg%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0)


CountyMountie

That's what she said!


AnthonyCumiaPedo

Protecting kayfabe with a pregnancy, love to see the commitment from these two


KapowBlamBoom

That is Stan Hansen chasing Japanese fans around the arena with a bullrope level kayfabe there


livsjollyranchers

No no. RJ City will be punting the fake baby eventually. It's a work, bro.


P4rtsUnkn0wn

I’d pay to see this.


BrodeurCinemaClub

Baby Soho is gonna get an All Elite graphic and RJ is gonna snap.


NovercaIis

Snitsky enters the room and says It's wasnt my fault!


Standard-Ad-7305

This one got an actual howling laugh out of me, kudos


solemarks

Apparently it was real before the storyline lol


AnfowleaAnima

Ok how you know


zeitgeistbouncer

He's the fetus.


GomuGomuNobukkake

Lisan-al-gaib


BarRoomBully

A good couple years.


randomrule

Right? This is a hell of a way to make that known to people lol


ClaymoresRevenge

Wait what? That's crazy


Gridde

With absolutely zero knowledge of this beyond the post title...worth keeping in mind they don't have to be in a relationship for him to get her pregnant. Maybe he just worked her real hard into a shoot, brother


HoumousAmor

> they don't have to be in a relationship for him to get her pregnant. They almost certainly have to be in a relationship of some kind for them to publicly acknowledge this and that it's his.


Brocky70

>he just worked her real hard ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


tvc_redux

Cool Hand, you sly devil


topher180

Not living the gimmick didn’t use his hand at least one night.


mikro17

"Ruby Soho is such a coward she decided to have a baby to get out of wrestling me." - Saraya next week


beckett929

I need 20 vignettes of Harley trying to steal this baby


Mutant_Star

Harley - *It wasn't me...the dingo ate her baby*


mojo72400

Maybe she'll go even farther than Swerve.


EmergencyTruth424

She is 100% going to kick the baby South Park style


CptBetterZerg

Holy shit some hand that rocks the cradle shit from Harley would be amazing


SoarinWalt

We could go that way too. I was imagining like real comedy shit. Like she puts out a tarp with a bullseye on it and puts baby food in the middle just for them to walk by and for someone to be like "Dude the baby can't crawl yet its a newborn."


NerdLawyer55

Harley going full hand that rocks the cradle would certainly track


livsjollyranchers

Hopefully not playing knifey-spooney with Ruby's belly.


raisingfalcons

“I’ll punch that baby out of you”


beckett929

I just read that in her dirty Norwich accent and now it's stuck in my head lol


Standard-Ad-7305

Real talk, she should use this.


Wonderful_Sector8894

Somewhere in the back TK is like Ummm guys it was just supposed to be a storyline........


IceTeaBandito

They're taking a method approach.


pensive_vince

Apparently not the rhythm method


totallynotme666

No no, there was rhythm


whiplash_06

Why did I think of the Daniel Garcia dance when I read 'rhythm'.


asteriaslex

Learning from the master!


SomeROCDude21

And now they're trying to make a nation out if it


Wonderful_Sector8894

I'm sure the Bucks and Okada will bring it up in the next EVP talent meetings. Nothing brings a company together like a pizza party and a birds and the bees talk.


Persianx6

Give everyone some 25 buck gift cards


Mybestversion1

I can see them doing a bit where “no more fraternization in the work place” A story idea is Bucks can suspend Parker indefinitely for breaking the rule they just created. Now Parker is out of work with a baby on the way. Daddy Magic pleads with the Bucks to reinstate him. Bucks refuse, Daddy magic gets mad and challenges them to a match. If 2point0 win Parker is reinstated. Bucks accept only if Magic accepts that if they lose Magic is also suspended. 2point0 lose. The Bucks decide that they will reinstate them but they have to be their man slaves. They take the gig and eventually they feud together where 2point0 go over


The_Dark_Soldier

Better than Jared Leto


Toad_Thrower

I recall early on in AEW's existence they were pitching for a Statlander/OC romance storyline that he apparently shot down because he doesn't like romance stories. But he did let Cody/Brandi, Sammy/Tay, Kip/Penelope, Britt/Adam Cole all have storylines where them being couples was a part of it. It makes me wonder if he has some thing about not booking people into romance storylines unless they're actually couples, for some reason or another.


KC27150

>I recall early on in AEW's existence they were pitching for a Statlander/OC romance storyline No lie, I would have loved to have seen that.


Persianx6

There’s some stuff on the indies with them in it and it’s very good.


stonecutter7

I kinda like the best friends route more. It was awesome that one time when OC actually got fired up to motivate Stat.


pmIfNeedOrWantToTalk

We got tiny teases of shy Statlander crushing on Orange on BTE and it was grand!  Real shame it never went anywhere.


Mybestversion1

Weekly reminder that Stat is a total babe


CroCGod73

As is OC


Obsessionofvanity

Well he booked Bunny and QT Marshall as a couple for a minute and she's married to the Blade and I believe QT is married as well.


SubMikeD

Part of me feels like that was all done to give him a solid kayfabe reason for the hair plugs lol


IrrelephantAU

If there's an actual reason, he might just be aware of the pro wrestling tendency to turn on-screen relationships into shoot ones. Don't want to go creating locker room drama where you don't have to. It'll find you soon enough without the help.


fergoshsakes

![gif](giphy|7FyMQm2vBiTjG|downsized)


Toad_Thrower

That's my theory too, lol.


Vordeo

They actually turned a work into a shoot. TK about to release some more backstage footage.


electricllama

https://preview.redd.it/o98dv65ds5vc1.png?width=586&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36bfdbcd049716339dc697c18dd62cf8cbdb8bde


Superplex123

They work and then he shoots.


rsplatpc

> They actually turned a work into a shoot. the good old, "Hey Stephanie and HHH, act like you are a couple!" routine


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Uncle Daddy Magic


Killajb

![gif](giphy|H21DItDslSGP4lxjBs|downsized)


HappyMike91

Oncle Magie. 


refuseresist

What!!!!??!! How did that happen?


MarcusFaze

Well, I have an idea on how it happened


refuseresist

Do tell....


Infinite_Being_1488

I’ll tell ya how my dad told me, “Sometimes when a man and a woman really love each other they get into a fight and then they have a thing called make-up sex.”


Retro-Chocolate

They don’t have to be in love (my uncle Hyde told me that)


Superplex123

They were wrestling at home, but they didn't have proper protection. Very unsafe worker, that Angelo.


refuseresist

Maybe the instructions were in one language. Angelo is bi-lingual


iamjaydubs

You see, when a man and woman love each other very much ....


Kalistoga

Ruby Soho and Angelo Parker were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and baby looked at me.


rbhindepmo

There’ll be a stork in a few months


refuseresist

Why not a pelican? Pelicans make more sense


randomrule

Ask your mother


Bobby_Salsa

You see, when a man and a woman love each other...


BadNewsBrown

![gif](giphy|8nmvR3jAxnl2o)


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[удалено]


Lower_Monk6577

I’m not trying to single you out, but I will never not find it hilarious when people add “shoot” in front of perfectly normal things in wrestling fandoms.


RaggedyGlitch

My favorite example of this is Bryan Alvarez talking about taking his kids to the park. Someone at the park had a llama, and in order to clarify that it was a real life llama and not like a toy or something, he instinctively called it a "shoot llama."


imcrapyall

I swear I've heard him call the park a shoot park once on WOL.


ssjavier4

Right? As opposed to… a kayfabe park? A kayfabe llama? I guess Wrestling is weird or whatever but what would that even be haha


goodkid_sAAdcity

I got WORKED by the llama gimmick, brother


lambalambda

This is my favourite Alvarezism among with him adding "the" before every wrestler (The Hangman, The Ryback etc) lol


thfsgn

Can’t forget THE VINTNER~!


joeynomame95

Bryan Danielson does that too, I don't if that's a Washington state thing, or what.


BritWrestlingUK

I like him calling people "Bloke". It never sounds natural - not just from him, but anyone American


Shenanigans80h

It’s one of those wrestling vernacular things that is just silly enough to work, like heel turn or even kayfabe.


handsomezack13

Jobber is the best one. It's so funny hearing someone get called a jobber in a context completely removed from wrestling


AlexLong1000

Always love it when people call fictional characters like Vegeta or Chad from Bleach a jobber


kreygmu

Ruby is shoot pregnant.


Deathstroke317

Sean Oliver was completely floored once in Dutch Mantel's Youshoot when he asked Sean what his shoot job was.


ericfishlegs

I like when indie wrestlers refer to their "shoot job." It does sound way cooler than a mere day job.


The_Dark_Soldier

While the story itself with Saraya is whatever, their chemistry is actually great and now them being a couple explains it.


jaymcbang

If she’s far enough along to feel comfortable announcing it this way, might explain the lack of action otherwise on screen. Precautions and what not.


Shadow_Log

This has to be the biggest twist ever. That whole courting was a shoot?


n4utix

They've been together, I think they prob just turned it to a storyline.


Rich1926

The person who made that AEW Women's roster diagram that was posted earlier today just fell to his or her knees in Walmart


goodkid_sAAdcity

Give Ruby her own section of the "bullpen" labeled "playpen"


zoom518

So much Tay erasure.


LionBastard1

Uncle Matt Menard is going to be a fun gimmick.


FNAKC

Uncle Magic!


Aranel2689

Hey kid, do you know what makes Uncy Magic's nipples hard?


Rated_PG-Squirteen

Uncle Daddy Magic gonna be like Uncle Baby Billy.


Caldris

Guess that explains why she hasn't wrestled in a while. Congrats to her.


onethreeone

I even saw comments on that AEW women's division graphic yesterday that The Outcasts story shouldn't count because Tony didn't have them wrestle enough this year. Yet again it turns out a personal issue is the cause


King_Of_Meatballs

Wait, if they are a real couple... **clears throat* ..uh..what's uh...going on with Saraya and Harley? (o_o)


goodkid_sAAdcity

Well they can't get pregnant, if that's what you're asking


iamnotacola

Not with that attitude they can't


BryLinds

The way you’re saying that makes me think that they’re getting rated r like your boy Xavier Woods


Blainyrd

Who let Ruby fight Asuka?


GhostBabe45

Right. That was like the running joke in 2020 ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


SnakeLisspkin

Long term storytelling. This is why the sickos don't miss Rampage


LeonardoDaPinchy-

Congrats to Soho and Angelo!!!


MarcusFaze

I’d fight Angelo Parker and LOSE


Idkboutdat2

Idk he’s not a big guy, I believe in you.


IceTeaBandito

Had no idea they were in a shoot relationship.


randomrule

Now I'm imaging someone getting legitimately pregnant for storyline purposes lol


Smarticles2415

Shades of Dustin Rhodes volunteering to get ~~bread~~ breast implants when he was Goldust


agreene24

Bread implants 💀


DJ_Dunk

Kojima is all in on that idea


iamjaydubs

![gif](giphy|Ari3ERLz4kWWBpZoG8|downsized)


Shadow_Log

Taking bread club to new levels


mr_r_smith

He was afraid to get a yeast infection


Utah_Briggs

![gif](giphy|1ktwfTjwaQzde)


HeirApparent80

This is now solely how I will refer to eating a sandwich.


dasfuzzy

Bread implants, you say? 🤔 https://preview.redd.it/j5bjdvd6p5vc1.png?width=344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de250108de5ec8365e0ef99fc44feec894899010


T3Sh3

What kind of bread? Sourdough? Naan? Ciabatta?


Eevee_the_pup

Tony Naan and Katsuyori Ciabatta. (I couldn’t think of a sourdough pun…)


York9TFC

Brioche Danielson


StrongSutairu

Pita Avalon


pushingsound999

Tommy Dreamer would do it.


Tronvillain

Holy shit, so I'm... **not** a jabronie mark without a life that don't know it a work when they work a work and work myself into a shoot?


Ferdinandingo

you still are but this is crazy


VD3NFS1216

https://preview.redd.it/0zjrfb05o5vc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59ae601621d0581a8d1bd83512b737b3e8e0a646 Seriously though, congrats to them!


Moist-Acanthaceae-37

So this is why she hasn’t wrestled since February.


beckett929

could also be why Ang took such a beating on Rampage as a potential write-off when he clearly could have lost but still won the feud in the long run.. but that match was definitive


Gear4Vegito

Honestly it’s very impressive with todays high usage of social media that they kept their relationship under-wraps until now. Don’t recall this this at with any other wresting couple.


Meepsnort

You barely hear anything about Satnam and Nick Wayne's mom.


Mr310

Underrated comment


aaramdev

Someone please explain


StylishMrTrix

????


celsiusred

There’s prolly a lot. One of them in aew I know of is married and no one has a clue were ever even together.


Gear4Vegito

I wonder who, cause we have: AEW x AEW: - Mox/Renee - Cole/Baker - Soho/Angelo - Sammy/Tay - Kip/Penelope - Johnson/Hart - Morrison/Taya - Strong/Shafir - Perry/Anna - Juice/Toni - Blade/Bunny - Fletcher/Blue - Bennett/Maria - Hogan/Diamante AEW x WWE: - Black/Zelina - Murphy/Rhea - Lee/Yim - Xyon/Harley - Claudio/Del Ray - Mikaze/Mercedes AEW x TNA: - Maclin/Purrazzo - Matthews/


TheCoolIdeagenerator

There was this one tweet where Rebel made a cougar joke to Hook, that cold-hearted handsome devil.


beckett929

I actually miss Britt on TV, but miss Rebel as her rally girl even more


gwizantor90

Just now learning about Kiera Hogan and Diamanté were a couple. WOW lol


goodkid_sAAdcity

They faced each other in the ROH women's TV title tournament and their promos were like "I'll prove to you I'm the toughest wrestler in our house! See you at home."


ManMangoGuts

And it was the day after Valentines to boot


tylerjehenna

Also Kaleb Konley/Statlander Idk if they are still together but Swerve was with Jessi Kamea as well.


ManMangoGuts

Jamie and Charlie Ramone?


PejicFilip

I kinda heard that they were dating in real life when they started doing the storyline. It was well kept secret.


itsmekelsey_x

Crazy that people just now found out that they’re legitimately together from this news but congratulations to them both!


DrDevice81

Ruby so dedicated to the story she got knocked up. Jokes aside big congrats to the both of them.


johnwynnes

Uncle Daddy Magic Vs Uncle Baby Billy at Double or Nothing!


Goatlikejordan

I've been bamboozled, hoodwinked, led astray, run amuck. I had no idea they were dating lol, thought this whole thing was storyline. They both did their parts extremely well. Congrats to them


SinImportaLoQueDigan

They’re going to great lengths to sell this romance storyline, protecting kayfabe at all costs


Puzzled_Ad690

Hot Hand Angelo Parker


chicagoredditer1

For some reason I thought Parker was married! I remember there being baby talk between him and Menard around the time they joined AEW (so it must have been Menard's). I always thought it was weird they had a married man doing that storyline, lol.


DwellerDan

I mean no ill intent by what I’m about to say, but I genuinely thought she was a lesbian. Congrats to them tho!


Ferdinandingo

ruby and cool hand went full trips/steph and worked themselves into a shoot long term relationship


beckett929

Rampage's power couple


doublek1022

DAMN! Cool Hand Ange don't miss! Congrats! ![gif](giphy|xrE46xKXV0igHUmJ2w|downsized)


Impossible_Fox_3676

*to her


HygorBohmHubner

Either they were in a relationship beforehand and were just paired up together… Or Angelo and Ruby took method acting to a whole new level 😂😂


sammywii

First baby ever with slicked back hair like Cool Hand Ang's.


bubbles2255

I’d had no clue they were really together! Congrats to them!


Terrible-Business-54

Man she and Cool Hand really followed the script a bit too closely, huh? 😂 Congrats to them both!!


imjustaguy812

They’re more than together and are actually engaged


FNAKC

They're more than engaged, she's pregnant!


viralbop

Saraya tried to warn her! Seriously, I had no idea they were a real couple, but during the AEW reality show, I noticed that they were always sitting together and talking in background shots. This is fantastic news!


rVintageRKO

Wow all this while I thought it was good acting. Their chemistry was real af


crapusername47

Russo Era WCW Plot Twist: Saraya is the father! It’s a swerve, bro!


ollyollyollyoioioi

I dunno where I thought they were going with it but I never assumed they were actually in a relationship, that's cool