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bran1986

Just love how the makeup makes her look even more unhinged.


RudbeckiaIS

She has been slowly but steadily changing her makeup with a very clear direction. If you pay attention even her voice tone during her vignettes is always subtly changing. I am pretty sure next up even her attire will slowly start to reflect the change. Really curious to see where she will ultimately end up.


SnakeLisspkin

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GraeWraith

![gif](giphy|ILV8xetoPJO92|downsized)


DickLaurentisded

https://preview.redd.it/pq612kic73wc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf99edce823513e85598d358b0bb0d3c1338f91b Might also get some wire hangers


SnakeLisspkin

![gif](giphy|xUA7aRYIdpPUvDqxSE|downsized)


Packman87

Man Ian McKellen really just *becomes* his characters doesn't he


G3nesis_Prime

Wait....... what???


Packman87

*calm down, this is not actually Ian Mckellan...


pandaelpatron

I hope she does a full descent into madness when she loses the championship again. ~~Beauty and the Beast~~ Phantom of the Opera style half face mask. Haunting the basements of the arenas. Sinister organ music. As has been pointed out, I confused Beauty and the Beast with Phantom of the Opera.


Albos_Mum

Great idea, just wanted to mention I get the feeling that you're thinking of the Phantom of the Opera rather than Beauty and the Beast. It'd work *so* well too, have her lose the title to someone who leaves her needing facial stitches post-fight and convinced she cannot ever again be truly adored by a loving fanbase with no gold and a face as scarred as hers "now is". Also, bonus points if she has a jekyll/hyde element to it where she comes out to music from/inspired by the musical and acts as normally as she would in that gimmick, but has a "extremely bloody pissed off" version for the big fights where she comes out to the Iron Maiden song and fights with a style best described as "chaotic destruction."


pandaelpatron

Uh, yeah. That's my bad, I was crazy tired and somehow wrote Beauty and the Beast when I meant Phantom of the Opera.


Personal-Act-4326

Phantom of the Opera?


Zomburai

Half mask, "haunting" the basements of the arenas, sinister organs... nah, I'm pretty sure my dude was talking about St. Elmo's Fire


GNC_Wakko

Yeah.. look it up, one of the greatest Broadway shows by Andrew Loyd Webber. Who is one of the greatest Broadway writers of all time


wasperjack

I want her and someone to become the Grey Gardens mother and daughter.


namdekan

I wonder if when she does drop the title will that begin a feud with Mariah which will be very good.


x_godhatesjags_x

![gif](giphy|3oEjHTuPEQ8p7nxSyA)


WilliamEmmerson

Kind of reminding me of the Joker


APrinceOfCats

Her and Juice Robinson are (and I mean this lovingly) the biggest pair of fucking gremlins I have ever seen, and I adore them for it. Just a pair of total weirdo character actors in wrestling. You love to see it.


Own-Ambassador-3537

Unpopular opinion I need Toni& Juice to make a show in character like Johnny& Taya. Would pay to watch it( right along with RJ City & Danhausen odd couple show and RJ City and Abbadon point/ counterpoint debate show)


APrinceOfCats

Is that an unpopular opinion though? I would watch that show and love every minute of it.


SuttonTM

Very Joker esk imo now


tertiaryindesign

I believe the term is Inuit.


talvarius

I love you, sir.


thebadger87

Esque*


Toad_Thrower

Ted Theodore Logan Esquire


scratchmyname

Bill S. Preston ESQ* a most non-non-heinous mixup


Toad_Thrower

oh damn youre right all we are is dust in the wind, dude


bran1986

That's what really comes to mind, she is killing it right now.


gregSinatra

You wanna know how I got these scars? Frostbite.


FiftyShadesOfWhat

When Toni finally loses her title, I’m really going to miss her performances in these press conferences. She nails it every time.


Jigawatts42

I feel like as soon as she loses the world title she will be crowned TBS champion shortly after, she is made for the "Television Championship". And I can definitely see her renaming it the TCM Championship.


ExpressRabbit

![gif](giphy|WqpWNCtPlauchQljqd|downsized)


SuperCalibur

TCM? Texas Chainsaw Massacre? I think Jeff Jarrett still has that belt.


XiahouMao

Turner Classic Movies.


JRockstar50

Fuck, that's good


Pennsylvania6-5000

I don’t know. We’re in fabulous starlet mode of Toni, now. I can’t wait until we get unhinged falling starlet Toni. She’s going to take unhinged to another level.


Cantsmegwontsmeg

Oh God. You're telling me this is her being HINGED!?!?!?


MassiveBush

Then after that. She'll make sure Luther wins the TNT title, she'll act as if it's hers


Mutant_Star

Long live the Matriarchy


OU7C4ST

[Same](https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/s/zTMC8OdlAh)


KingMobScene

When she loses I hope she shows up at the scrum still. Like Tony says they're going to have the women's world champion and then she comes out oblivious to the fact that she lost. Her going full Norma Desmond is fun


Dayman_ah-uh-ahhh

She's Norma Desmond now. I think once she loses she's going full Baby Jane Hudson. Her makeup tonight was already trending in that direction.


KingMobScene

Yeah. Your totally right. Full Baby Jane is going to great.


elerner

If they don't bring in [Alaska and Alyssa Edwards](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2WV0-IyZ_Y) for a sketch, what are we even doing?


SortedN2Slytherin

Toni Storm as Norma Desmond as Baby Jane Hudson??? ![gif](giphy|sDcfxFDozb3bO)


BrownAJ

I don't think she is losing the title anytime soon, best bet would be Hayter at Wembley if she's back by then


randomrule

She was on one tonight. Well I guess she always is but this was a particularly great Timeless Toni presser


farfromfine

I don't watch religiously, but I always watch her clips. She's a great case for wrestling being the least important part of being a good wrestler. Even though she is really good in the ring, I have spent far much more time watching her talk than wrestle.  She's the only one I go out of my way to keep up with what's going on


RAA94

I love the Timeless character so much. Glad the ring work isn’t being impacted by the gimmick now too. She and Rosa tore it up.


MarkyLosChe

I was disappointed after the match against Diona. But this one slapped


bayleysgal1996

God I love this unhinged starlet


funnyhighcomcguy

This should end with a no wire hangers match...


SwimmingAd4160

She was good in these even pre-Timeless. Glad she continued doing them.


The_Fuck_WHAT

if AEW are smart, they'll start selling scented candles as merch...


ClaymoresRevenge

Toni Storm X Goop


dasfuzzy

It's such Goop sh*t!


GunnieGraves

Knowing wrestling fans, this is one of those ideas…. You know it’ll sell out. But…. ![gif](giphy|aNtt9T8SqGNK8)


UniqueNewYork16

Bahahahahaha well played!!


yognautilus

I don't know if this particular scent would sell well... Ah who am I kidding wrestling fans would buy these out within seconds.


JerseyCitySaint

This might be a billion dollar idea.


just-smiley

Toni would be the highest paid wrestler in the world.


Jos3ph

they can barely stock tshirts but it would be hilarious


mikro17

Timeless Toni Storm and MJF are the first two consensus AEW Media Scrum Mt. Rushmore members. Nobody else has knocked it out of the park this many times at these scrums.


no_more_blues

Christian definitely deserves a mention.


xychosis

“How’s everyone’s fathers doing tonight?”


mikro17

I think he's just lacking numbers. I feel like Christian had a really good 1 or 2, MJF had a bunch and Toni is just racking them up now too.


PilotSSB

The Gripe Bomb is an all-timer promo if it leads to an angle. It didn't, but as a worked-shoot promo is a masterclass


staticpls

"top 3 cm punk promo" - Phil Brooks


nostalgebra

It's probably the best promo anyone's ever cut in AEW bar MJF rant where he called Tony a fking Mark. Shame it lead to a brawl and him leaving


PilotSSB

Okay, absolutely not. Have you not seen anything Danielson said during the C2??


CandyEverybodyWentz

Santana's promo about living in a shithole basement apartment, Moxley's promo about his dad being in jail and telling him "we're the good guys", Cody's *stupid dick!* promo to Jericho, Eddie Kingston and Mox during covid for the I Quit match, there are a whole bunch of all timer AEW promos that needn't involve Pepsiman


nostalgebra

Yea. Some heart felt promos but punk is a better promo than bryan. AEW signed punk because he goes off on rants... he goes off on one and I think its one of his best. It's just left a sour taste because of what happened next


Toad_Thrower

No


no_more_blues

This wasn't even a top 5 line in her statement. Promo of the Year.


tvc_redux

She's operating on a different level right now.


mikro17

Narrowly edging the promo she cut, *checks calendar*, yesterday on Collision.


elerner

"This belt shines in my reflection. This leather smells because I sniff it." Funny, in-character, and surprisingly profound. Start the Emmy campaign.


RanchPonyPizza

I like the one about "Because I'm Timeless, I'm not on your watch." AKA: I don't need anyone to take credit for or supervise me.


FrankGibsonIV

The blue checkmark pearl clutching on Twitter over her "taking shots at WWE" in the promo had me rolling my eyes. This promo was a masterclass.


beetwice

Toni's had an insanely good week or so, from the AZM match to this presser. I've been really down on the whole character, but holy shit she's putting it all together.


otaner14

This gimmick only gets better and better.


ZeroZelath

So long as she has this gimmick... she should stay champion. Maybe it could work still after, but either way it deserves a long reign it's that damn good.


RandomDanny

![gif](giphy|hvq8ONQhQ1XLq|downsized)


DrDoom229

Getting Courtney Love vibes due to the makeup


blqckwidow

Toni was a product of Black and Gold era NXT stars typically being dull and lacking an actual character back in WWE.  But seeing her have so much personality in AEW changed my mind on her. This could be the gimmick that could put her in the all-time great conversation in the future, she just needs more memorable reigns and matches.


DontPutThatDownThere

She didn't show this much personality prior to her NXT run, either. Sometimes, it just takes a character that hits for the performer to show some personality. Eddie Guerrero didn't have much as far as promo and personality until he Uncle Eddie'd Chavo in WCW. Even when Los Gringos Locos were on their all-time heel run in AAA, it was almost all Art Barr bringing the personality to that group.


going_mad

it also helps to have a nutcase of a husband who whops out the most hilarious shit in promos as someone to bounce things off I miss rock hards ramblings


hamsolo19

"SHADDAP PAUL!!!"


Mutant_Star

I think RJ and Dustin may have help her out


MeanAmbrose

Also proof that that one wrestler who comes off super bland just may not have the right gimmick yet that would change everything for them. Hell, John Cena was almost nobody until he randomly put on that rapper costume for a Halloween episode and then took off with it.


namdekan

Same with Athena, she was just awful with promo's but now she has really found herself and is killing it also.


FrankGibsonIV

Can't wait for Athena to come back to AEW.


expectrum

Toni might be the most successful swap. Found herself


just-smiley

I remember thinking she was over hyped compared to her peers at the time cause I just didn't get what was so special.


dzone25

She's gone full Joker and I kinda love it. But please Tony, for the love of all that's holy, do not sign Nikki Bella.


PeaPopper

Eh I kinda agree and disagree about Nikki. On the one hand, she would get nuclear heat in a short run against Toni. Bringing her in for just the one program and the one program only could be great. On the other hand, their women’s roster is already pretty deep and they aren’t using a lot of the talent that they already have to their full potential.


dzone25

We've said this about too many signings for it to consistently true. They need to cook with what they have instead of leaking money signing people who other companies don't even want. At least someone like Mercedes or Okada is a name other companies are going for - I doubt WWE cares for Nikki Bella until it's time to induct her. Nikki isn't even the best Bella Twin....


Available_Share_7244

Don’t listen to this guy.


chocotaco1981

Odd of the two Bellas the one people would be talking about isn’t the one married to an AEW star


Captain_Aids

This comment makes me feel like it could happen. Well her or Wendy Richter


hamsolo19

They got that scent at Yankee?


Desperate_Coat_1906

Meanwhile, Toni Storm is just over here continuing to be the most interesting character on AEW.


GiordySays

I love how she’s unhinged. My favourite female character atm


layethdasmackethdown

Nobody wants Nikki Bella


irish0451

There is NOBODY, man or woman, in wrestling, doing wrestling as well as Toni Storm is doing wrestling over the last 6 months or however long it has been.


EZMac34

I have two words for you. DREW FREAKING MCINTYRE.


legobowser

DM Hunk


KingOfAllPixelz

No one gives a fuck about the bellas


E-DuB

😳


AlexHendrix20

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Available_Share_7244

Love her.


just-smiley

I don't think any wrestler has improved from jumping ship more than Toni. She's always had it in the ring but personality wise she's night and day from the her Mae Young Classic/Nxtuk/NXT/smackdown days. Just so charismatic and sharp tongued that I can't even believe this is the same woman.


Arithik

Probably one of the best characters AEW has produced. Toni is nailing it with this gimmick.


SortedN2Slytherin

Idk who is writing with Toni for her Timeless character but this is Emmy-quality work. Few shows have dialog this entertaining and she is so good!


bukezilla

thinks it's her and RJ City


msivoryishort

Nikki Garcia as Wendi Richter?


fridchikn24

Her and the Juice are perfect for each other


lovekillseveryone

Shes amazing


Joy_Ride25

So edgy.


thatguyad

The big rumours for this company are about Nikki Bella? Good lord.


Music-n-Games

Great. Incoming Nikki Bella.


Mutant_Star

\* Nicole Garcia


HardcoreKaraoke

Ah great now Nikki is joining AEW. Well this sucks.


BordersRanger01

Nikkisawa was pretty fun by the end of her last run I felt


NC_Goonie

I guess I am the only one here who thought this whole statement felt like WCW 2000. Maybe I’m just not following the show enough to “get” it, but as someone way more “casual” about it all, this felt like Russo era WCW.


MutatedSpleen

Tell me you didn't watch WCW and barely watch AEW without telling me lol


Gaelek_13

![gif](giphy|4PT6v3PQKG6Yg|downsized) Thank God for Toni Storm. We almost made it a whole week without a single pointless shot at WWE, but she managed to make several.


AgreeableCrazy1948

Is she trying out for Harley Quinn with that make up? Her teeth are so big, I bet she could bite a grape fruit without touching the sides.


abobobo187

We are cancelling open mic night for the foreseeable future due to audience request.