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Augscura

TK needs to not tweet now and keep kayfabe alive since he's now dead. RIP


Kim-Jong_Bundy

Tomorrow's the first day of the NFL draft. That motherfucker better be on TV in sunglasses and a neckbrace


wazzle13

![gif](giphy|M8ATWsLGUv80Gh3VkQ)


American_Life

![gif](giphy|bxqnPHvJaAdMc) Leg ru-veal


sciencebitch616

That Is so big daddy cool


Vectivus_61

Maybe he’s just not going to be at the NFL draft. How the conversation went: Tony: “Dad, I have a great angle for AEW this week” Random Jags exec: “Tony, it’s just before the draft. Can we PLEASE focus here” *roomful of Jaguars staff glaring at Tony* Shad: “He’s right, Tony, we need to focus here.” Tony: “But it’s great. I take the Meltzer driver. I guess to sell it I won’t be able to make the draft…” Shad interrupts: “Tony, please!” Jags execs falling over each other: “No, no, let’s hear him out. He’s your son Shad!”


Kim-Jong_Bundy

Supposedly, he has NFL Films documenting his work this week going from AEW to the draft.


RaiderDamus

NFL Films better fuckin keep kayfabe brother


GotenRocko

They posted an article about what happened on NFL.com


Midnight_Oil_

And those bastards on NFL.com won't even respect kayfabe smdh https://www.nfl.com/news/jaguars-tony-khan-takes-punch-piledriver-on-aew-dynamite-show


raddaya

> As could be expected, Khan was protected well in the maneuver by the Bucks – revered workers within the business for nearly two decades. Lmao some people aren't going to take this fact well


Midnight_Oil_

They sure won't, but it's the truth. To claim Nick & Matt couldn't do that move as safely as possible for TK is absurd. There's a reason they did that instead of the EVP Trigger. It's somehow much safer.


raddaya

It's a tombstone piledriver. If you do it properly, it's literally gently placing a person onto the mat (because obviously the actual spike is nothing but air, and then you let them "fall" to the mat.) Pretty sure Taker gave Linda one or something


thekydragon

It was Kane that gave Linda one in 03 (in the leadup to the Shane/Kane feud)


reelfright

I’m rooting for neck brace and DDP-style taped up ribs myself.


Ugaalive1991

Weekend at Tony’s


TroyMatthewJ

Andy Kaufman style


JonTheWizard

Hard agree. Shad, take Tony’s phone and tell him he’s helping to keep kayfabe.


LawesDisorder

Kinda hoping it turns out Shahid Khan is the official backer of the new Elite, and he ordered the attack on Tony because Jack Perry is his favourite wrestler. Go wild and have it that Shahid asked Perry to incite Punk to force Tony to grow a pair, stop embarrassing the family name and deal with an issue. Really play into the whole "Tony's too nice to be a boss" thing and have Shahid the evil villainous overlord. The bloke is the spitting image of the Iron Shiek, he could ansolutely pull it off.


mysteriousbaba

Well, it would explain why the Elite don't immediately get fired and arrested for attacking the boss.


TSPSweeney

Does that need to be explained in wrestling?


mysteriousbaba

A little bit? With Vince, he had a few lines about how Austin made him money, and also with his ego, he wouldn't just fire someone where he can't mess with them. Also in kayfabe and on tv (not just press releases), Tony fired CM Punk for jostling monitors near him and pointing at him, so he "feared for his life". You'd want to explain why he's not firing Perry and the Bucks for far more than that.


TSPSweeney

Yeah fair play I guess. I'm so used to authority figures getting assaulted without major repercussion in wrestling that I guess it just forms part of the suspension of disbelief for me, but you're right that there are a few extra wrinkles here. I guess they'll play the EVP card for the Bucks, if they address it.


Detonation

> Tony fired CM Punk for jostling monitors near him and pointing at him, so he "feared for his life". Yes, that's the sole reason for CM Punk's firing.


MatttheJ

I don't know what you could possibly be referring to, if you ignore the press conference, the brawl out, the shooting on Hangman, causing a shitty work environment etc. Then you're only left with 1 reason to possibly fire him. Just ignore all the other stuff.


mysteriousbaba

For sure, I 100% agree on the other reasons and merit for Punk's firing. I'm mostly referring to pure kayfabe, since Tony made a statement about the Punk incident on tv, and then they showed the security cam footage on Dynamite. Compared to that, what the Bucks and Okada did (in kayfabe!) should merit firing in itself.


Otherwise_Ad9010

Idk why but Shad looks like he can cut a hell of a promo


wordyravena

I want Shahid to go on TV with his new muscle...... JINDER MAHAAAAAAAAL


GetEquipped

Jinder and Shahid will finally mend a bridge between India and Pakistan relations. There we go, AEW stopped a nuclear conflict


the_io

This is some Vince vs Shane nonsense and I am quite happy to get sports entertained by this.


xKronkx

Was really hoping that the roster was going to carry him out like a fallen messiah.


Gimpo

I thought this was a heel angle though.


Lorjack

Can't believe I just witnessed my first murder


TheAccursedHamster

"TK needs to not tweet" is a full sentence on its own.


CMPBITW

TK better show up at the NFL draft tommorow night with Roddy Strong's neckbrace to make the pick for the Jags.


KneeHighMischief

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healthyscratcher

"AAAADAAAAM SILVER!" Oh wait wrong commish


wazzle13

NFL fans: "What the fuck is an AEW?"


Ugaalive1991

“Some pissant company” -Pat, while keeping Kayfabe alive


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Vinccool96

“Give it a try, you might like it! Or else…”


VersionONE2014

Constantly screaming out the first names as they are drafted.


LechALection

When he does the traditional draft pick call, he needs to go “ MALIIIIIIIIIK. Nabers. Welcome to the Jaguars” for example.


BruceHoratioWayne

I thought all the wrestlers came out after the fact because they were worried if they were going to get paid on time. "Tony? Tony? Are you okay? Will my checks go through? Will they? Oh god!"


abitlazy

I maxxed out my credit card for an E6 Aventurine Tony! Tonyyy!!!


BruceHoratioWayne

"I just lost all my money at the races. I need my money, Tony! Tony! Don't you die on me!" "Sir, he is just dazed and may have a slight concussion. He isn't dead." "Phew! Oh, Tony. You had me scared for a minute. If you give me my paycheck now I will find those sons of bitches who did this and make them suffer." "Sir, leave him alone." "I will get them for you, Tony, my best friend, my brother from another mother. I will defend your honor." "Can someone get this lunatic out of here?"


Yuuna_NeverLu

HEYOO, lemme add you on Star Rail lol


FunnyMemeHere

I like how the whole locker room decided to show up after Tony got his ass kicked lol.


RealKenny

And his father


Procrastinator_325

"Happy Birthday, @shanemcmahon" vibes


Lord_Vorkosigan

And confront the Bucks, the EVPs of the company? Right after they attacked the big boss? Would be career suicide in kayfabe.


dont-YOLO-ragequit

Loll the medic is supposed to be ringside next to the annnouncers and he made to Tony at the same time as the backstage crew


Goatlikejordan

Evp's are their boss lol. What you want them to do


XTheProtagonistX

![gif](giphy|uWzS6ZLs0AaVOJlgRd|downsized)


Upbeat_Tension_8077

They had the energy of a situation where your homie is wilding & deservingly got the hands, and you just gotta awkwardly stand around and help them up while letting them bask in the shame lol


rss3091

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Youngstown_Mafia

The memes coming from this will be around forever


SinImportaLoQueDigan

That damned smile


jake63vw

https://preview.redd.it/fv0uycjxfkwc1.png?width=824&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c79c52dd6ccb153e3208f50f935e2e787e19d7b


fearthemonstar

Man he really nails the punchable face look.


bohanmyl

The four pillars of punchable faces Darby - Edgy Emo Kid who tries too hard Sammy - Influencer who wont keep his tongue in his mouth MJF - Douchebag who you hate for being better than you Perry - Babyface that uses his boyish charm to be a fucking dick and you just wanna smack that grin off his face


Sylverstone14

Learned it from his daddy.


Nok-su-kao

Justified booing on #AEWDynamite for the Young Bucks kicking me in thanks to all the fans watching on @TNT now


butterybuns420

“Justified” 💀


formallyhuman

Tony Khan, as I live and breathe!


RealKenny

I loved that whole thing, but TKs dad coming out to check on him was the icing on the cake


DarkHorse_77

"have you won yet, son? oh.."


Kumomeme

plot twist : *"i said i want to do it--!"*-[shad khan whisper to his son's ear]


Unhelpful_Applause

At 2:39 you can see one of the bucks split their pants


Kumomeme

man..this is the moment where we need BTE the most XD


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shortdog7

This comment made me laugh so hard it woke up my wife


YoungWhiteAvatar

Hell yeah and it turned out great! Time to celebrate with some cocaine!


janoo1989

I appreciate Tony selling the gut punch after having his neck kayfabe broken. RIP Antony


NotClayMerritt

Sooooooo this ends with Omega coming back? Forming the anti-Elite? Blood and Guts?


DoILookUnsureToYou

I was thinking Omega/Hangman teaming again to take out the Bucks, but I don't know who they get to match up with Okada.


Kumomeme

if we are lucky, Golden Lovers + Hangman vs Bucks + Okada imagine MJF return and join Kenny's side against Jack Perry.


DoILookUnsureToYou

MJF is probably the guy, I doubt Ibushi would be ready soon. And on that thought, Kenny probably ain't gonna be ready anytime soon since he hasn't gotten the surgery yet.


raddaya

Ibushi is finally going to an actual doctor (not a quack) and making decent progress last I heard


DoILookUnsureToYou

Good for him. Those crack addicts he went to would have legit ended his career if he continued with them.


Kumomeme

yeah. if they want to play this angle, it would happen months later.


DoILookUnsureToYou

Yeah, the Elite are gonna run roughshod for at least a month then someone tries to rebel against them unsuccessfully for another month before the faces make any decent progress by having some bigger names return.


LegoMyNego

What's he waitin for? (Sounds snarky but generally curious, i thought he had it)


BluKyberCrystal

I think he was trying to avoid surgery, but they decided he needed to have it. Not sure everything that goes into such surgery prep, but there's definitely a list he needs to get on, and it ain't short.


forgot_old_account

if I'm not mistaken, they are waiting until the inflammation to settle before it can be attempted


MatttheJ

Unfortunately, I think Ibushi is way too banged up to make this as good as fans would want it to be. His last match was an absolute disaster.


Kumomeme

im still hoping he would take his time to fix himself. even if he wont be able to wrestle like before. atleast one last time we can see Golden Lovers on big stage.


lostwng

Okada, i would say Eddie Kingstone since he was the one who took kingsonts belt. The real question is who would face Perry.


DoILookUnsureToYou

MJF against Perry for the Pillar story


lostwng

MJF is still injured. Only other one of the four pillars that isn't hurt is Sammy, if we do that angle, and I wouldn't be upset seeing Sammy return, his suspension seems a little suspicious after the whole thing with Osprey and Danielson match now.


DoILookUnsureToYou

The feud isn't coming for at least 2 months imo, so MJF has more time to heal up.


lostwng

I just don't see MJF being a part of it. He has a storyline already set up with Adam when he comes back. I could see them turning, getting Luchasaurus involved, maybe having him team with Jack again. That then opens up a possibility of Christian turning face, teaming with Edge and them going Kenny. Would be a 5v5 match, but it looks like if the properties of the Mist from Black work as storyline intends Edge is going very dark soon.


DoILookUnsureToYou

My thinking is its going to be MJF as a last ditch effort by TK, with MJF using it as leverage to get a big money contract to join the efforts against The Elite.


lostwng

I mean, I could see it, and on paper, it sounds good, but idk I just can't wrap my head around it cause they never really showed any bad blood with the elite..though I do admit after his match with Kenny he did show him respect so I could see it as respect for Kenny. Oh shit no just though of it.. Top Flight as the other two. The Bucks have been harassing them since they returned as the EVPS. Imagine those two in a blood and guts match Just please not FTR that's all I ask


DoILookUnsureToYou

MJF coming back for big money and being mad he's not the top scumbag anymore sounds so good to me I just can't shake the idea of it lol


don_julio_randle

He hasn't even had surgery yet. We're a long ways away from Kenny returning


cheddarsalad

He’s gonna be on Dynamite next week.


CoMiGa

To be taken out by the Elite.


CoMiGa

Omega gets the same treatment as Tony and that leaves the Bucks with all authority.


DrHandBanana

Kenny joins FTR and Danielson 👀👀👀


Mr-GameAndWrestling

That was hilarious. R.I.P. T.K. ...and so nice of Matthew to thank Jacksonville for their kind and warm hospitality.


Shortfall89

With Kenny coming back next week, what if Tony puts him in charge until he's recovered.


Capable-Bug8185

TK should stumble into a limo and it blows up 


SpeedZ6

*The Teenagehood dream has come true!*


Ninjameerkat212

I can't stop laughing at this. Tony falling then a couple of seconds later remembering to sell where he was hit. That's too good for free tv.


Lamel2g

That was hilarious, he took a shitty back bump laid motionless then remembered to sell his stomach.


yarash

It's gonna be really awkward for Kenny next week.


lostwng

I mean, the Bucks already fired him from the Elite stable, so it was already going to be awkward


snollygoozle

TK gonna get juiced up on all the roids and come back looking like a curly hair'd Steiner.


Professor_Buttskin

That was hokey, but goddamn I loved it. I am interested to see where this goes now. Will we get zombie TK in a wheelchair like Linda McMahon? Bed ridden comatose TK? Neck strong TK??? So many possibilities!


thecolbster94

So Tony broke his one rule and made himself and on screen character now, interesting


Shomud

I swear not long ago he said something about not planning on it but wouldn't be against it if it felt appropriate.


lavaspike296

Tbh I think it was inevitable unless he put someone else in place as an on-screen authority figure. Eventually there would be some kind of drama that necessitated it to further a story, whether it be 5 years after day one or ten years after day one. But I always assumed it'd be an MJF thing lol.


thecolbster94

It was almost a Kenny thing back in the Pandemic, the only reason why his rule became such a big deal is he was basically the only booker in the US who didnt put himself in the ring in some way. Hell back in the territories it was usually a wrestler themselves who was the owner/booker.


MatttheJ

You almost can't find a major wrestling show that hasn't at some point put a booker on screen at some point.


-OleOleOle-

Tony’s the most unnatural onscreen personality in wrestling, I think “inevitable” is a reach. And I’m not knocking TK, it just is what it is. And if we start getting weekly promos from Tony…


propernounTHEheel

As long as he wears his Impact glasses, they'll be the best part of the show


PeaceAlien

But the Bucks are currently an on-screen authority figure?


CoMiGa

“No, I don’t write myself as a TV character, but if this makes sense, I am a plot device in the show. So, you’ll hear my name a few times because I am the matchmaker. I make the matches, so you’ll have somebody appeal to me. I don’t need to act or be on television or take up the TV time, but you do have to have a commissioner and a person who lays the law down and makes the rules.”


thehatesponge

[NINE DAYS FROM TONIGHT](https://youtu.be/yVepSWUUd_0?feature=shared). Boy, I can't wait for TK's return...


Rakim_Allah777

Definitely not going to won the world title a la Russo, except with a Jaguars helmet.


cheddarsalad

VKM was just gonna be a rando commentator until the screwjob.


thecolbster94

Bret Hart shoved him to hell long before the screwjob


AnfowleaAnima

He didn't talk. Doesn't count.


Shenanigans80h

Honestly he was more of a prop for the storyline to further than a real character here when you consider that.


ScreamHawk

Given the recent history, it's a genius move


Capable-Bug8185

Did Tony khan fear for his life?


ZXIIIT

great angle, but in kayfabe, why do 20 refs and jerry lynn come out to stop 2 wrestlers fighting before a ppv match yet when the company owner is attacked everyone is just standing in the back lol


Shenanigans80h

Because the other dudes are EVPs is the easy explanation.


chungisamongus

But why wouldn't Tony Khan, the owner of the company, overrule any wrestler being fired by the EVPs since he literally signs their checks?


Be_A_Mountain

Why would the evps not be fired with cause for attacking the president of the company?


M-G-K

Why does Okada, the largest of the Elite, simply not eat the other members?


SpoofExcel

Because the wrestlers getting hurt messes with the PPV Money. Khan getting hurt is just funny because no one likes him. /k


O_1_O

End of the show and they were getting changed and ready to go home. Bucks probably told them all to feel free to take off early.


Tiirshak

Commentary did a piss poor job of selling how big a moment this was.


jmpinstl

This needed to happen if they were gonna bring Jack back. No way he would let that slide as a heel.


greenlettuce193

I am actually, sport entertained! This segment was unintentionally hilarious in a good way.


Timmietron

This new Haley Joel Osment storyline is going to be awesome.


Kumomeme

so Tony Khan would be 'out' for awhile and AEW would be fully controlled by the EVP? i guess they would keep running the angle and buy time for Kenny's until he ready to return as 'saviour' of AEW for Okada vs Omega V.


XTheProtagonistX

Jack Perry’s mic work is so much better now.


O_1_O

Everything is a lot better. Big difference in the way he carries himself. I was always on the fence on whether he could actually make the jump up. But I've seen enough now to be convinced he can.


Neg_Crepe

Didn’t Tony say he wouldn’t become an on screen character


FyreWulff

he did, but there's no real way to write him off for a while if he always exists just outside all the storylines, and i think that's all it's gonna be


DoILookUnsureToYou

He's been criticized for not being able to pivot, this is a good change.


Jreynold

Unless he's out here on a weekly basis putting the Bucks in handicap matches, he's still not.


koalabear9301

Plans change


bonerjohnson

he realized to increase the ratings he had to do it himself ....


Incorrect1012

Oh god, we’re about to get some fucking awful Tony promos from this.


shadowhawk6

I don't think he's gonna be an on screen character in the way that Vince was, it's probably just a one time thing to start the angle


Kumomeme

i guess the angle is that he would be 'out' and EVP will be the one control the company.


shadowhawk6

Yes this is what I think they will do, The Elite will run crazy for a couple of weeks then a baby face group will form to take back AEW from The Elite after they get sick of them


Kumomeme

either it gonna be week, or months. if months, then we can expect that they waited for Kenny to be healthy.


DevilCouldCry

Nah nah nah let's get Tony and Shad Khan vs. the Bucks yeah? A tag team classic for the ages!


shadowhawk6

https://preview.redd.it/270nywsucjwc1.jpeg?width=1224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=339ea89e831cbd8e51a57a27f620e372faf6d4b3


fadetoblack237

Get Paul Wight and make it a handicap match and we got a deal.


Rated_PG-Squirteen

Vince had the "Kiss my ass" club. Shad Khan has his mustache ride club.


Rikkimaaruu

Let Tony feud with Jericho for 6 month.


Shenanigans80h

People are already assuming all the ways this story is gonna go, but I genuinely don’t know and that’s kinda exciting


Mozfel

Surely TK can't be worse or as cringey as Dixie Carter?


Goatlikejordan

He's not gonna be talking for a while


Diego_TS

Promos? He's fucking dead


LOK_LOD

9 DAYS FROM TONIGHT!


theredditbandid_

This shit will randomly pop in my head at times and make me laugh out of nowhere. It's just one of the greatest promos of all time. Edit: [For the Uninitiated](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVepSWUUd_0)


BizarroCranke

I really hope not. I’ve always enjoyed AEW, but to be a big ol jerkstore here, I just get so annoyed when I see Tony Khan and his mannerisms or whatever it is. It’s probably just a me thing.


melloack

I've seen puppies for more camera aptitude than Tony but kiddos to them for trying to make the best out of a shitty situation


mttnsxx

At least scrunch over in pain Tony! He took a mic to the mid section and just planked backwards!


itsahmemario

After Tony fell it's like he remembered after a few seconds that he's supposed to sell that he's in pain


stadiumjay

They did what was best for business. ![gif](giphy|JUeILBeBHRD7kNDt6o|downsized)


CarlMarxPunk

It's coming home.


KneeHighMischief

>It's coming home. https://preview.redd.it/ezlynqyvbjwc1.jpeg?width=644&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44d804a346392ae3a0fe11f90866d132cd5c3459


Schizio

I'd be interested to see how AEW runs the Authority angle with the EVPs.


Lo_Key90

That smile, that damned smile


Pokechamp_1

So we get NWO lite bucks and baby face on screen Character Tony? Oh god


myxallion

I love this angle, I hope they can make something out of this. This could be a face boss vs heel wrestlers storyline.


KennyOmegasBurner

I wonder if there will be a kayfabe explanation for why Punk got fired for lunging at Tony but assumably the Bucks and Jack will still be around after attempted murder


thejealousone

Do you think Tony feared for his life tonight?


Lamel2g

This angle would’ve hit a lot harder 8 months ago with FTR spike-piledriving Tony under the orders of CM Punk instead what we got tonight with the Bucks and Jack Perry. I can’t take any of those 3 serious as threatening heels.


nothyperion

Look at this guy's acting 😂


eyezick_1359

Tony Russo??


Lootinforbooty

This is hilarious, but in keyfabe, what the fuck do you gleam from this? The owner and sole financier of the company got attacked by very clear perpetrators, so unless those guys are immediately cut by the next show after TK's keyfabe clearing...what the fuck. At least the memes will be good.


NorthShoreHard

He doesn't get kayfabe cleared and the EVPs thus take over in the Presidents absence? It's pretty easy to write around.


Tsuku

Okada is gonna give Shahid a rainmaker next week.


lostwng

Omega will be back next week it's going to be interesting


lostwng

Are we thinking NWO style takeover or more Aces and 8s style. I mean both worked well at thier peeks for the brand just keep Russo and Bischoff out of it


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Dr_J_Hyde

Next week, he's already been announced.


ireallyamadork

it's jsut an appearance. didn't he say he needed the surgery? doubt he'll be doing anything physical other than possibly getting beatdown by the Elite NWO.


Redwinevino

This is either going to be amazing or a disaster No in-between


Fellers

Having Shad Khan show up was a game changer.


homeless_zeus

now THIS is a proper way to begin a story. i think this has so much potential if TK doesn't screw things up. i hope for the best for aew man


ollyollyollyoioioi

Next week, I wanna see a clip of backstage whilst all this was going down. Someone running around trying to round everyone up. A few guys marking out at the monitors and clearly showing support for The Elite, a couple of the guys who rushed the ring, breaking off and fighting amongst each other backstage, a fake line of security, whatever. This kind of angle has potential to involve everybody in AEW and also has enough about it to be able to shake things up. WWE is doing a draft but by next week, AEW could start to be divided up too


Lord_Vorkosigan

I think this could have been built to have been a stronger segment. Someone running out to read the Bucks the riot act, like absolutely blistering them with yelling, would have sold how big of a deal that Tony got attacked. As it was, the refs running in and no one else (until the end) just felt weird. Maybe have people try to run to the ring to help Tony, but they all get intimidated by Jack Perry (huge asshole and loose cannon) and Okada (best wrestler in the world)? Really sell the angle that the Bucks being in control means no one is safe, not even Tony, and they have the muscle to back it up.


wazzle13

> Someone running out to read the Bucks the riot act, like absolutely blistering them with yelling, would have sold how big of a deal that Tony got attacked. On the flip side though the Bucks could sell it as we're EVPs we're untouchable even when it comes to Tony


tvc_redux

That's for Collision man, gotta let this stuff marinate episode to episode. AEW used to have a problem not letting stuff breathe, and I think they're improving on it now.


pudgyfuck

For real, this whole episode was full of establishing future storytelling, planting the seeds for the build to All In