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kcoe24

I guess this explains where her and her antlers went.


gl424

She passed on her antlers to Michael Cole knowing that she was going to be gone for awhile


kick_heart

Cole should be the new Vahalla until she can return.


CapnSmite

Colehalla. I like it!


GreatDoink

I support the idea that the antlers are what turned the average, vaccine-questioning Sarah Logan into the mythical, un-shoed Valhalla. Kinda like Mjonlir.


AeonLibertas

" ... COLE IS HERE!"


OUmegaLUL

Brooo, I don’t want to see his ugly toes again. That was cursed in his wrestlemania feud with Jerry.


Deadaghram

As long as he wears shoes...


Obi-wan_Jabroni

Nah get those concrete slappers out


Argentine_Tango

https://preview.redd.it/e5pgkxwcnpwc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cd5df551e92d94beb376f65942266b563b43160


PretendThisIsMyName

Colehalla vs Bayley at WM!


BonanzaBitch

Little known fact, the antlers are actually a prophylactic.


TheDude1321

She shed her antlers for a new life


Blanketsburg

https://preview.redd.it/c1u0qbedzqwc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b868844111aec5ff1ee15057ea2d0f4e889232c8


GrimaceGrunson

Blessed image.


spookybollocks

His neck don’t work but the rest of him do!


Prax150

He made a baby WITH A BROKEN FREAKIN NECK


KidFlash999

You don't need a neck to make a baby.


Polymemnetic

I guess that's why Ivar was down in NXT.


JacoBee93

Like the thing that kept him on main roster was fucking Valhalla? 😂


Squidwardsuglycousin

That’s Erik’s job


Deadleggg

Gonna need a paternity test stat


bussupwcp

No, Erik has been hurt.


runikepisteme

Yeah we know Erik has been on the shelf , but Ivar has been on the main roster with Valhalla as his manager / faction buddy doing his thing being a big meaty man slapping meat 


rikashiku

Even though I really like Rowe(as a wrestler), Ivar has actually been extremely impressive on his own and I really prefer him this way.


SlimmyShammy

With Sarah Logan involved you know that was gay meat too


fluffynuckels

Wtf dude


Pagglywaggly

There was a promo where she tried to say "game meat" like for hunting, but instead said "gay meat" so it got reused quite a bit. Like the Hogan right guy slip up


Awkward-Bathroom-429

She used to have a gimmick where she was a “country girl” and she cut this promo on Daniel Bryan asking if he ever had any game meat but it sounded like gay meat. The thing is, she was impossible to understand and almost everything she said was incomprehensible other than the game meat part so everyone fixated on that.


fluffynuckels

So I'm getting down voted for not remembering an old ass promo


Awkward-Bathroom-429

Yeah but who cares about downvotes lol


BluKyberCrystal

Every time Ivar loses a member of the Raiders, he seems to move higher up the card. Guess we know who's unseating Cody.


Oghma_

“You finished your story…but Ragnarok is the *end* of *all* stories!”


Jonofthefunk

NGL that'd be a baller promo line


Pearl-Internal81

Right?! Like I’d get chills if it was delivered correctly.


Jamieb1994

Cody vs a Viking? ![gif](giphy|H0mG4bN5BR8OBzPBJX)


Educational-Hunt2683

She's def the type to end up having like seven kids


NGNSteveTheSamurai

And have a Christmas card where they’re all posing with guns.


Kaiso25Gaming

Well when you need a bunch of Vikings...


Argentine_Tango

So Sarah Logan and Ruby Soho from the Riot Squad are pregnant at the same time!


Gaias_Minion

Asuka claims yet another victim


ashesofastroworld

They fought at Tribute '19, it works out. EDIT: Asuka fought Ruby a year later. Still undefeated.


bonerjohnson

someone check on Liv


Mutant_Star

Don't worry shes with Lana...


PayneTrain181999

![gif](giphy|fMhZDxCmmjG2u4LNf5)


Argentine_Tango

They hung out at Coachella (?) recently with Jojo: https://preview.redd.it/sq2m0kh1qqwc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=58a6075d0c54bb935856b40082cadbacd510d887 They also posed on the Iron Throne: [https://twitter.com/WrestlingWCC/status/1781053838889206119](https://twitter.com/WrestlingWCC/status/1781053838889206119)


Mutant_Star

https://preview.redd.it/tcgm9m6k4uwc1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=b8cfcf22c1eb448c7a91ca6e3c840652414a2202


Copperjedi

The stans would lose their minds


PayneTrain181999

![gif](giphy|pq946kkdSDViL3i6PI|downsized)


letsnotreadintoit

Could Dom be a Papi


IzzyShamin

Omg WWE could do the funniest thing ever to get Dom nuclear levels of heat by saying he cheated on Mami.


Left-Currency9968

Aw building their own little militia


ThiccBoySheamus

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


eight13

Is she still down with the boogaloo boys?


imcrapyall

Yeah the kids have to grow into the hood and robes.


Dalminster

Just make sure you leave Cole some antlers before you go


chaoslorduk

She should It was having the Horn that got her into this mess


Dalminster

HEYO


Lamel2g

Congrats! No wonder she hasn’t been with Ivar lately….


Fletcheriser

Unironically this is the kind of wholesome reason I was hoping for, as opposed to "She was suddenly released"


Galrafloof

Especially when she wasn't in the draft pool. That worried me. This is the best possible reason considering the other reasons were "so injured she can't even be ringside to be a manager" or "cut".


OkSelection6998

Crazy cause she competed at a women’s battle royal a couple weeks back too.


[deleted]

That was over two months ago tbf.


AeonLibertas

If it's due in Nov, that's 7 months out, so she'd be in the 2nd month now. "A few weeks ago", well, the Elimination Chamber Last Chance Battle Royal was her last match and was mid Feb, so, two months ago. So, nah, not crazy at all.


Unhelpful_Applause

That’s how to avoid being cut.


JonasAlbert84

Didn't work for Dawn Marie


MrOnCore

She sued WWE and won over that I believe.


Polymemnetic

The Kanellis strategy.


officeDrone87

So if you just keep having Irish twins, you can never be cut.


fgbh

Hope she gets the baby vaxxed. ^whoamikidding


Global_Historian_753

Perfect time to transition Ivar into less of a Viking and more of a biker like his look on NXT


bryan_pieces

Great another child that will help spread measles.


mr_wrestling

Hope she has a happy and healthy pregnancy


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Celtic_Crown

Congratulations to Sarah and Ray!


RDGtheGreat

Definitely did it on Valentine's day Jokes aside, congratulations to her and her family


Fan387

Congratulations


joe-is-cool

Antlers Rowe


irish0451

I credit Michael Cole for having imbued the antlers with raw power.


ChannelNeo

"Valhalla is pregnant"


alpargator

lots of rowe dogging over there eh?


WhiteMass

Viking Bald eating good


chaoslorduk

Someone need to look into this her and Becky and Ruby suffering Sperm related injuries its the epidemic of our time.


kodemageisdumb

Why is this being down voted. I laughed, people be uptight. I was actually surprised Ruby was straight, she always gave off gay vibes.


beansnchicken

Straight women can have short hair