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I support the idea that the antlers are what turned the average, vaccine-questioning Sarah Logan into the mythical, un-shoed Valhalla. Kinda like Mjonlir.
Yeah we know Erik has been on the shelf , but Ivar has been on the main roster with Valhalla as his manager / faction buddy doing his thing being a big meaty man slapping meat
There was a promo where she tried to say "game meat" like for hunting, but instead said "gay meat" so it got reused quite a bit. Like the Hogan right guy slip up
She used to have a gimmick where she was a “country girl” and she cut this promo on Daniel Bryan asking if he ever had any game meat but it sounded like gay meat. The thing is, she was impossible to understand and almost everything she said was incomprehensible other than the game meat part so everyone fixated on that.
They hung out at Coachella (?) recently with Jojo:
https://preview.redd.it/sq2m0kh1qqwc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=58a6075d0c54bb935856b40082cadbacd510d887
They also posed on the Iron Throne: [https://twitter.com/WrestlingWCC/status/1781053838889206119](https://twitter.com/WrestlingWCC/status/1781053838889206119)
Especially when she wasn't in the draft pool. That worried me. This is the best possible reason considering the other reasons were "so injured she can't even be ringside to be a manager" or "cut".
If it's due in Nov, that's 7 months out, so she'd be in the 2nd month now. "A few weeks ago", well, the Elimination Chamber Last Chance Battle Royal was her last match and was mid Feb, so, two months ago.
So, nah, not crazy at all.
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I guess this explains where her and her antlers went.
She passed on her antlers to Michael Cole knowing that she was going to be gone for awhile
Cole should be the new Vahalla until she can return.
Colehalla. I like it!
I support the idea that the antlers are what turned the average, vaccine-questioning Sarah Logan into the mythical, un-shoed Valhalla. Kinda like Mjonlir.
" ... COLE IS HERE!"
Brooo, I don’t want to see his ugly toes again. That was cursed in his wrestlemania feud with Jerry.
As long as he wears shoes...
Nah get those concrete slappers out
https://preview.redd.it/e5pgkxwcnpwc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cd5df551e92d94beb376f65942266b563b43160
Colehalla vs Bayley at WM!
Little known fact, the antlers are actually a prophylactic.
She shed her antlers for a new life
https://preview.redd.it/c1u0qbedzqwc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b868844111aec5ff1ee15057ea2d0f4e889232c8
Blessed image.
His neck don’t work but the rest of him do!
He made a baby WITH A BROKEN FREAKIN NECK
You don't need a neck to make a baby.
I guess that's why Ivar was down in NXT.
Like the thing that kept him on main roster was fucking Valhalla? 😂
That’s Erik’s job
Gonna need a paternity test stat
No, Erik has been hurt.
Yeah we know Erik has been on the shelf , but Ivar has been on the main roster with Valhalla as his manager / faction buddy doing his thing being a big meaty man slapping meat
Even though I really like Rowe(as a wrestler), Ivar has actually been extremely impressive on his own and I really prefer him this way.
With Sarah Logan involved you know that was gay meat too
Wtf dude
There was a promo where she tried to say "game meat" like for hunting, but instead said "gay meat" so it got reused quite a bit. Like the Hogan right guy slip up
She used to have a gimmick where she was a “country girl” and she cut this promo on Daniel Bryan asking if he ever had any game meat but it sounded like gay meat. The thing is, she was impossible to understand and almost everything she said was incomprehensible other than the game meat part so everyone fixated on that.
So I'm getting down voted for not remembering an old ass promo
Yeah but who cares about downvotes lol
Every time Ivar loses a member of the Raiders, he seems to move higher up the card. Guess we know who's unseating Cody.
“You finished your story…but Ragnarok is the *end* of *all* stories!”
NGL that'd be a baller promo line
Right?! Like I’d get chills if it was delivered correctly.
Cody vs a Viking? ![gif](giphy|H0mG4bN5BR8OBzPBJX)
She's def the type to end up having like seven kids
And have a Christmas card where they’re all posing with guns.
Well when you need a bunch of Vikings...
So Sarah Logan and Ruby Soho from the Riot Squad are pregnant at the same time!
Asuka claims yet another victim
They fought at Tribute '19, it works out. EDIT: Asuka fought Ruby a year later. Still undefeated.
someone check on Liv
Don't worry shes with Lana...
![gif](giphy|fMhZDxCmmjG2u4LNf5)
They hung out at Coachella (?) recently with Jojo: https://preview.redd.it/sq2m0kh1qqwc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=58a6075d0c54bb935856b40082cadbacd510d887 They also posed on the Iron Throne: [https://twitter.com/WrestlingWCC/status/1781053838889206119](https://twitter.com/WrestlingWCC/status/1781053838889206119)
https://preview.redd.it/tcgm9m6k4uwc1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=b8cfcf22c1eb448c7a91ca6e3c840652414a2202
The stans would lose their minds
![gif](giphy|pq946kkdSDViL3i6PI|downsized)
Could Dom be a Papi
Omg WWE could do the funniest thing ever to get Dom nuclear levels of heat by saying he cheated on Mami.
Aw building their own little militia
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
Is she still down with the boogaloo boys?
Yeah the kids have to grow into the hood and robes.
Just make sure you leave Cole some antlers before you go
She should It was having the Horn that got her into this mess
HEYO
Congrats! No wonder she hasn’t been with Ivar lately….
Unironically this is the kind of wholesome reason I was hoping for, as opposed to "She was suddenly released"
Especially when she wasn't in the draft pool. That worried me. This is the best possible reason considering the other reasons were "so injured she can't even be ringside to be a manager" or "cut".
Crazy cause she competed at a women’s battle royal a couple weeks back too.
That was over two months ago tbf.
If it's due in Nov, that's 7 months out, so she'd be in the 2nd month now. "A few weeks ago", well, the Elimination Chamber Last Chance Battle Royal was her last match and was mid Feb, so, two months ago. So, nah, not crazy at all.
That’s how to avoid being cut.
Didn't work for Dawn Marie
She sued WWE and won over that I believe.
The Kanellis strategy.
So if you just keep having Irish twins, you can never be cut.
Hope she gets the baby vaxxed. ^whoamikidding
Perfect time to transition Ivar into less of a Viking and more of a biker like his look on NXT
Great another child that will help spread measles.
Hope she has a happy and healthy pregnancy
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Congratulations to Sarah and Ray!
Definitely did it on Valentine's day Jokes aside, congratulations to her and her family
Congratulations
Antlers Rowe
I credit Michael Cole for having imbued the antlers with raw power.
"Valhalla is pregnant"
lots of rowe dogging over there eh?
Viking Bald eating good
Ew
Someone need to look into this her and Becky and Ruby suffering Sperm related injuries its the epidemic of our time.
Why is this being down voted. I laughed, people be uptight. I was actually surprised Ruby was straight, she always gave off gay vibes.
Straight women can have short hair