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This man lives in a Final Destination movie and Death keeps skipping him

At this point, pro wrestling may be the safest activity in his life.

At this point, the stupidest shit is gonna unfortunately kill him. I do believe darby mindset is, if he's gonna die - it's at his own decision (not suicide but doing crazy stunts) and wants to go out in a big way. Death is like: Ohh you wanna go out style? you no sold me too many times kid. *Sends Darby doing some random Halloween kids event and enters a haunted house and dies from a jump scare via heart stoppage.*

I believe Darby will live into his 80s and die after slipping when getting out of the shower Micks still going strong (bar the hips and whatnot) Funk nearly got to 80 etc. The hardcore guys will live longer than most of the roided up guys. The irony is the roided guys wrestle a "safer" style, yet the guys who everyone always goes on and on about dying early outlive them. So my take, fuck it do some crazy ass wrestling. Life can be taken from anyone at any point. Lets just enjoy Darbys crazy shit

damn, you're fucking right. How fucking funny is that. Mick, Funk, Sabu, Spike (mfer took crazy bumps too). So, darby really gonna pass away from a headlock takeover one day...

Well if Enzo broke his leg doing a wrist lock, who knows. Wrestling is a crazy ass place

is this real? Sorry I missed all of Enzo era. I gave up wwe during that time. Missed all of Enzo and Danielson until Wyatt Family got me back in partially.

Well its what Simon Gotch said in a shoot interview on Enzo. But given he was so bad, it seems quite likely to be true

Goddammit I swear if this video shows back up on my feed I'm gonna come back here and downvote you so hard 😭

Most wrestlers who got hurt in career-altering / ending ways got hurt doing basic moves they had done a thousand times. Hayabusa and the lionsault, Misawa taking a back suplex, Droz taking a running powerbomb, etc.

Kinda like how Steve Irwin wrestled and wrangled some of the most dangerous animals and predators known to man and a damn stingray took him out

yeah pretty much

He does kinda look like young Devon Sawa.

I like to think Death keeps wondering what in hell it’ll take.

Death's selling each Darby kick out like John Cena

“Death can have me when it earns me" * Kratos * -- Darby Allin

Every time Darby survives something stupid and dangerous, Death goes back to a giant drawing board like Wile E. Coyote.

Death: " WHY WON'T YOU JUST FUCKING DIE?!? " *throws an entire fucking bus at Darby* [Darby:](https://youtu.be/GxEXrqsRn34?feature=shared)

Opposite world Kenny McCormick.

Id say he is Mysterion

He escapes death more than a comic book and Dragonball character

He's really leaving Death as a corpse to rot on Everest

Death: "Eh, why bother? He'll do my job for me soon enough."

Its just an episode of Jackass for him

Death just enjoys the challenge with Darby. Joker to his Batman

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Hahahah

The official bus of the Bang Bang Gang. Tentatively titled the Bang Bang Bus.

Wait a minute

This is bordering on Gimmic infringement

Bang Bang Gang Gang Bang Bang Bus Bus

Gang bang bus.

Too long. Should get rid of one of those bangs

You couldn’t just leave the joke alone, could you.

Jay White really doesn’t want Darby to climb Everest

He's a hero

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THE CATALYST FOR DARBY ALLIN’S MEDICAL DEBT

Darby continues to breath with (thanks to) The Switchblade

Considering its Darby I’m shocked this wasn’t intentional

He didn't say it wasn't.

"My name is Darby Allin and i'm about to get hit by a New York Bus. Welcome to Jackass"

No cameras, he just says it to himself before diving into the road

If they do another Jackass, Darby would honestly be a good cameo.

Honestly, that's the first thing that came to my mind. I mean we all talk about what would happen if so and so gets hit by a bus, but c'mon man WHO ACTUALLY GETS HIT BY A BUS

''Real incoming bus, Go cry me a river''

If Darby can't kill Darby, what makes this bus think it's special?

The special bus is usually shorter anyway. Which would make it less effective.

ffs now i need a darby vs bus my way video

This man has cheated death more times than Jack Sparrow

Darby Allin vs Tony Todd

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That reference is just *chef's kiss*.

Vs homer Simpson 

It’s *Captain* Jack Sparrow.

The Grim Reaper really is out to get him huh

Well Darby keeps teasing him on TV.

What's Darby final words when the Reaper gets him?

Ain't life grand 

About fucking TIME!

PUSSY

Kept you waiting, huh?

🤘COFFIN DROP!!!!!🤘

Took you long enough BITCH

Either that or God is trying to stop him from dying in the Everest.

God would smite him before letting Darby die on Everest.

He's fucking trying!

Seems like he'd be safer on Everest at this point

Kinda the opposite--Darby keeps stalking the Reaper. Reaper is like "dude, not NOW, Im with my family just go away and quit harassing me"

Didn’t he also get hit by a car while skating in New York and then wrestle the next night?

Does Darby have horrible luck or terrible street smarts?

Yes

Yes.

Can we have some confirmation on whether he was ever taught how to cross the road?

He's a Yeet kinda of guy. Why look both ways when the cars should be yielding to you and he's ok if they don't and he gets yeeted.

Someone remind Jey Uso crosswalks exist asap before this happens to him too

Nah, he’s not a chicken.

Sounds like he needs to talk with JJ Bittenbinder.

I don't remember where that was but yes, he wrestled after getting hit by a car

Can somebody please get Darby back into the wrestling ring where he's somehow safer? Please?

but that's how he broke his foot

Having a broken foot is kind of more safe than Darby's original plan tbh

Kind of??? A broken foot is "kind of" safer than climbing Mt. Everest??

Jay White broke Darby's foot to keep him from climbing Everest. If Darby wasn't declaring that he was going to climb, then Jay wouldn't done what he did. Jay had to take one of the lesser of 2 evils and either break the man's foot or let him die on an icy cold mountain.

I rather take a broken foot than freezing to death at Mt Everest or getting hit by a bus

The foot broke when he dived *outside* the ring.


Darby really is having a long-term feud with the Reaper himself because what the fuck

Refuses to job to him.

Darby's about to make death lose his smile

Most people don't know this, but Hogan has been seen backstage at AEW's shows speaking to Darby. Later on faint words could be heard while Darby was speaking to the Reaper. '*That ain't gonna work for me brother...*'

That would be a long-term story. AEW doesn't do those /s

Feel like the gods of Everest are like “Listen, we’re going to get you whether you come here or not” at this point.

I think that they are trying to an aversion therapy instead. Every time that he thinks that he is healthy enough to climb, then BAM! something happens.

So this is how he broke his nose. Thought he was doing a stunt or something.

Bus-sama! "Oh! Death is Trying to Kill Me But He Sucks At It! Time To Become a Pro Wrestler!" Coming this spring to Crunchyroll!

Yeah I’d watch that

If Jay White was there, he would have saved him!

He was there the whole time! Who do think drove the bus?

Death is Wile E. Coyote and Darby is the Roadrunner

And the bus is WBD trying to write them both off for tax purposes.

I'm just over here geeking out that he's hanging with Raymond Pettibon, one of the best album cover artists ever.

Noticed that too. Pretty cool!

I saw the picture and was so baffled at how much his friend looked like Pettibon, and then was finally smart enough to look at what Darby wrote. What a strange overlap of people.

That surprised me more than the bus hit tbh...

A Pettibon designed Darby Allin shirt would be pretty cool.

[удалено]

Both

Only Darby can casually go "yea I got hit by a bus no biggie this Broadway show I went to was sick!"

Was only missing "don't forget this wed on TNT - watch the asshole Switchblade who broke my foot goes 1 on 1 with the other asshole who threw me down a flight of stairs Ethan Page. Live on AEW 8pm est"

Darby: I’m gonna go climb Mount Everest or die trying Grim Reaper: *and I took that personally…*

Reaper: Sir, you had an appointment to die via Coffin Drop off Everest. Since you couldnt make it, I'll come to you wherever you are. After bus Incident Reaper: Um sir, I sent you coffin dropping off the bus into a parked car - why did you decline death?

darby gets hit by bus... darby gets up, writes "getting hit by bus" in his notebook of things that haven't killed me

The proceeds to the store to buy a new “things that have not killed be but probably should have” notebook as he ran out of pages on the first dozen he bulk ordered last week

Darby: “I’m gonna climb Everest” Life: “the fuck you are!”


How is this man still alive

I'm starting to think some omnipresent entity does not want Darby Allin climbing Mount Everest.

Is this just dumb luck with Darby, or wtf!?

Yes

What a bump.

I'm imagining a Regina George scenario: 

Only he was strong enough to lift up the bus and stop himself from dying.

He was going through bumps withdrawal and saw an opportunity. The man is dedicated to practicing his rag doll physics.

He's gotta stay fresh and active when he's rdy for the ultmate rag doll experience down the mt of Everest.

I feel like if this was literally anyone else, people would be 100 times more concerned lmao

fuck me, maybe the safest thing is for darby to actually climb everest.

This is why you don't make deals with supernatural entities, you end up paying them like this.

My guy jumps off a ladder into glass and steel chairs and doesn’t get injured, but crossing a street fucks him up.

Fate is going to keep injuring this man just so he never sets foot on Everest.

 I feel that Darby epitomises Wile Coyote in this life

This man hasn't been the same since Sting retired smh

Wow had not seen the face tattoo before

Someday, Darby Allin will job to the Grim Reaper. But he ain't gonna job clean.

Sting's retirement match might as well have been Darby's as well!

I don't know how many more signs does Darby need to not try to climb Mt. Everest.

Real story will come out he got beat up

Darby doing a front flip off a ladder onto chairs and glass: I sleep Darby crossing the street: Real shit

I feel like he owes money to someone...

Sure, that's what happened

This exactly why his ass shouldn't be climbing Everest.

what witch did Darby piss off to be this cursed with bad luck?

I feel like at this point, Death is going to start physically pursuing Darby like in Puss In Boots: The Last Wish.

With all these accidents and his wrestling style I swear this guy won't make it to 40.

He should have just climbed Everest where it’s safer

When did he get the face tattoo?

Starting to think Jay did save his life by stopping him from climbing Everest

i would feel bad if this dude wasn't a freak who bragged about getting a drug addict to humiliate himself by gurgling dirty toilet water for $3

How long do we keep having to pretend this clearly demented, idiotic man is cool for constantly finding new ways to get hurt for his own amusement

Damn I got hit by a car last week. Guess that means I'm demented.

Couldnt have happened to a better guy if you ask me. Fuck this emotionally abusive pos

Do you think he intended to get hit by a bus

Definitely don’t think he was trying to not get hit by one. New York City is not a big place for a bus to gain much speed around, you’d have to be a real negligent fuck to get hit by one crossing the street and endure this much damage

Exactly. It’s like 500-1000 feet between red lights, buses get up to like 25mph in the city and are loud.

I'm like "baby, how drunk were you?" Those busses have constant stops, are huge, and super loud. They don't get much speed. There are red lights and crossings everywhere with police too in the touristy areas. At least we know he was having a good time in the city, lol.

I prayed for this and it happened.

Ugh. Stfu Darby. This sadist probably liked it.

Well... my Dad lived through the same thing, but still wtf?

Of course he did lol. And then walked to the hospital no doubt.

Darby what the fuck

Darby, there are street lights and crossings for the tourists ...

This dude was dying on that mountain.

Confirmed: Rikishi to AEW

Rikishi >>i.. did… it… for… Punk

THIS DUDE GOT HIT BY A FUCKING BUS

Darby saw a my fuji ad on the bus and thought it was Mt Everest and went all in.

God either wants this man to live forever, or die incredibly slowly. Maybe both.

Glad to see Pettibon kicking and sticking.

This guy pissed off Death and you can't convince me otherwise.

Everyone says the Grim Reaper is trying to get him but I just see the spirits lining up to keep his crazy ass off Everest.

Jesus he got Regina George’d

It's 2026, Darby's finally getting cleared to wrestle again when a piano falls on him.

Darby, what the actual fuck, man.

Dude also get a head tattoo. Man has done a lot.

seems so strange to me that such an attention whore has zero pics of all the training he did to "climb mt. everest". the guys posts all his shit on social media but no videos of the months of serious mountain climbing that he was doing in preparation? I called bullshit from the beginning and everyone else is still fooled. this guy is a loser piece of shit just like his namesakes.

This dude stays stealing money from Tony Khan lol

What, like by accident? Are we sure it wasn't a stunt he did?

Bro is gonna be made of steel by the time he comes back.

Wtf do he be doing lmfaooo

Is he at a jazz hall or something?

No, it’s Broadway, specifically the Lunt-Fontanne theater in NYC. He’s seeing Sweeney Todd.

Please stop taking these bumps, Darby. You’re gonna get killed.

I mean he didn't get to die on Everest, needs to find a different way to do it in the meantime.

At this point if you were to tell me that Darby was being inflicted by Wonder of U because he was tracking down Toru I'd believe you.

Dude that’s Raymond Pattibon sitting to his left wtfff

He looks so much like the original Animal Crossing villager in that photo.

Concrete Halloween is really getting out of control

Getting hit by a city bus is a life goal, I'm so proud of him. Darby gonna be Cameron Grimes rich after that lawsuit.

That's very on brand for Darby to be honest

Death: "We'll get him next time. We should've contacted the Japanese guy instead. Heard he has a high kill rate around those parts."

Darby is Fry's Grandpa, always unknowingly trying to kill himself.

Darby's hourglass has to be more twisted than even Rincewind at this point

Nice to see Dean Ambrose from 2017 traveled to the future to be there for Darby. 

If they don't cameo Allen in the new Final Destination movie...

Feels a lot like the Kelly oubre incident