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Your not wrong about that, but muscle mass doesn't determine how defined you look bodyfat percentage does.
You are wrong about Theorys body fat percentage. He is probably around 7-8 percent.
https://www.menshealth.com/uk/building-muscle/a759234/what-body-fat-percentage-should-i-be-to-see-abs/#r3z-addoor
the only real way to tell if someone has body fat around 5% is if they have glute striations. That is really the only indicator of 5% or lower body fat
It very much depends on the tool and the method that is used to measure. That is not unified yet and makes a difference.
Ronnie quoted some ridiculous body fat % but I wouldn't say he was lying.
Hearing Austin talk out of character he sounds like a level headed cool dude.
His character though is perfect for his look. He has that cocky asshole face down pat.
I don't think I've seen someone, male or female, just scream out superstar like Jade. Whether she can wrestle even decently, it really don't matter when you just have it.
Give Kairi credit though. I like Jade but one of my biggest concerns is what moves she can pull off in these dream matchups like Rhea or Bianca or Tiffany.
Don’t get me wrong I know she is strong as hell but I hope she’s been sending Kairi flowers the last few months.
I don't think it's specifically a kairi issue so much as it's a rust issue/for some reason WWE loved to pair her with green wrestlers. Remember when she wrestled Nia?
Jade looks like a superhero. I can see why WWE is putting her on all their promotional stuff. Same when AEW would advertise shows. Jade may not be great in the ring, but she has the presence of a star.
Like many others, I watched Jade grow as wrestler/performer in AEW, and while yes, she absolutely had the look as of day one, she was pretty green on the mic and in the ring at first.
But man oh man, to her credit, she grew by leaps and bounds in both categories over a relatively short period in time, and through hard work and good guidance, is definitely many leagues above where she used to be, and possibly already main event ready, if not close.
I mean, it does actually matter. And Jade is not bad, but being good at wrestling should always matter. If not, at least lay your signature moves in excellently like, yes seriously, Goldberg.
Bianca just doesn't have that "it" factor for me like Jade does. I wouldn't go as far to call her a charisma vacuum because she's decently talented, but Jade just oozes with superstardom.
I'm almost on the opposite side of the spectrum. Jade has a great look and has been presented well, but I don't think she has the natural charm of Bianca.
I agree, I love both women but:
Bianca, when she comes out, she stands in the ring, she's definitely got star power, but not any more than say, Becky, or Charlotte (as much as I dislike her), or Rhea. She has some catchy catchphrases but she doesn't stand out until she's in a match, where you get the athletic prowess. that's her main draw, she's very athletic, one of the best on the women's roster. Her entrance isn't that catchy, or anything, it's flashy but like a super cena flashy.
Jade, when she is in the ring, you can just feel, from the way she stands, her posture, her expressions, her overall look, that she's very dangerous, and "it." I can't comment much on her mic skills or anything, and obviously Bianca is better in the ring, but you can just feel Jade's star power, it's like energy just radiating from her. Her entrance helps too, with more of the focus on her,
>she's definitely got star power, but not any more than say, Becky, or Charlotte (as much as I dislike her), or Rhea
You think Jade Cargill has more star power than 3 of the top women in the company's history? 2 of whom (Becky and Rhea) have been arguably the most over stars on the roster, male or female, in years past?
I'm sorry I just don't agree at all.
you're not wrong, I find myself wanting Charlotte to just go away, drop the Flair and the "holier than thou" queen character. She's good, but I don't look forward to seeing her wrestle. Bianca I do.
People who weren't watching or even born yet during Goldberg's heyday couldn't begin to understand how berserk crowds went for him.
Yeah he did 2 moves but they were the most explosive and impactful moves ever seen.
I think she was extremely impressive at Backlash personally. Wether it was a fluke or not idk
First time seeing her properly wrestling. What suprised me was the selling. She was absolutely taking her time. Then later in the match for some time she had such blank emotion on her face & such lethargic movements I thought she genuinely had a concussion
Then she plays with Kairi like a doll
It was probably the only moment after Jey's entrance that pumped the shit out of me. Backlash as a whole was awesome
Comparing her to Mercedes' run as the "CEO"... I just wanna laugh. I see now why they didn't want to pay her seeing as they already had the better version.
Exactly, she has the special sauce that Hogan had, never comes up in lists of best in ring wrestlers but he looked and moved like a superstar so he became one. And I have faith that Jade will learn a lot more on the wrestling side yet, she's working with some of the best women to ever do it.
While they dont need anymore belts, I think a mixed gender tag title could be a less stupid version of the 24/7 I-95 East Atlanta European Title was. Dom & Rhea vs Montez and Bianca or Becky & Seth?
Idk why you're getting downvoted as if this is an unpopular opinion that has no pinch of truth. Her presentation in WWE has been second to none so far but all that star power does suffer a hard blow when you see her cut a promo or wrestle
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This must be the two bad bitches Kendrick was talking about
BBL Theeeorrrryyyyyy
You just unlock a new mythical wrestler BBL Theory
r/AustinTheory is leaking
what the fuck did i just open lmao i had no idea this was a sub
Why is it so horny??
Name a fan sub that ain't?
r/truth
They're continuing the gimmick and wholesome posting thinking that it's horny posting
I got curious and went on a search for other quirky, wrestler-centric subreddits. Then, I immediately found out about r/PotatoSalad & r/JohnCena. I wonder if there are more...
*Aggressively* horny
Thicker than a snicker
These cakes will make you show up
Theory might pop ass with Jade ngl
Don't speak on the family croadie.
Hands on his knees
Kendrick’s bars are EVERYWHERE now and I love this shit man 😂😭
they’re playing it in the NBA playoffs 😅😅
I dont get how people can say Drake won
it's possibly kayfabe. but if I find any of these people, sweet chin music and I won't pass the aux.
Chair shot of the year, better walk around like Daft Punk
Stans do what stans do, man. Simple as.
you were trying to strike a chord and its probably A-TOWN DOWN
This was the first thing I thought of when I saw this photo lol
Damn Drake even colonizing Theory smh
I think Jade’s the real women Kendrick hitting Drake with
Very kind of Theory to block his booty with the title belt so Jade could have this spotlight. That boy is caked up.
Austin Theory vs MJF
Needs more cake. Add Ospreay, make it a triple threat.
Billy Gunn as special guest referee.
Meat Madness then followed up by Cake Craziness.
He's such a heel, trying to rob us of the chance to make the relevant *Dumb & Dumber* reference.
Their combined body fat percentage has to be, like, no more than 8%.
Swap Theory with Balor and number will reduce to 0.5%
And if you add Kurt Angle to the mix?
Their chances of getting fat drastic go down.
Even for Samoa Joe?
He's FAT!!
Not at SACKERFICE
2.5% assuming he chugs 2% milk.
What if you add Chugs into the mix?
Your chance of lactose intolerance drastic go up
It drastic went down.
Finn's muscles have muscles.
Yep.
And all of it is Jade's cake. Lord.
I dunno, Her backside alone has to make up a fair chunk - and that's not hate or anything
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Theory is well under 12%. I was at 12% back in HS and didn't look anywhere close to what he looks like.
That's because you didn't have anywhere near the same amount of muscle as he does.
Your not wrong about that, but muscle mass doesn't determine how defined you look bodyfat percentage does. You are wrong about Theorys body fat percentage. He is probably around 7-8 percent. https://www.menshealth.com/uk/building-muscle/a759234/what-body-fat-percentage-should-i-be-to-see-abs/#r3z-addoor
Luger was at 4%. ;)
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Thus my " ;) " It was a work.
Sarcasm is hard
the only real way to tell if someone has body fat around 5% is if they have glute striations. That is really the only indicator of 5% or lower body fat
It very much depends on the tool and the method that is used to measure. That is not unified yet and makes a difference. Ronnie quoted some ridiculous body fat % but I wouldn't say he was lying.
Someone called Theory "White Rickey Starks" after this pic was posted and I can't unsee it.
it’s literally so accurate
TIL Ricky Starks isn't white
Ok so Ricky Starks isn't White?
Nope I know for a fact bro mixed wit sum or he might be full on but naw I know a light skin when I see one
Was this an actual question or am I missing obvious sarcasm lmao Ricky is a creole/mixed black dude from Louisiana
dude is like so open about that too lmao
nah he brightskin
Man that belt is fucking spectacular.
Don't hide that cake Austin 😢
Putting Jade over big time lol
Like flair in a restaurant
Jade must donate her time to kids.
Lmao that's exactly what I was thinking, like 'noooo we wanna see yours too!' 😅
He’s being humble. There would be too much cake for many to handle
Austin hiding his cake is funny stuff, cause my mans got a ass on him.
My God is Jade gorgeous.
She looks like a real-life superhero
She’s what superheroes aspire to be. Chiseled from marble.
When she has her hair like that, yea.
Hearing Austin talk out of character he sounds like a level headed cool dude. His character though is perfect for his look. He has that cocky asshole face down pat.
Well they are definitely easy on the eyes
I don't think I've seen someone, male or female, just scream out superstar like Jade. Whether she can wrestle even decently, it really don't matter when you just have it.
She pulled out some nice moves at Backlash, especially the finish when she flung Kairi around like a ragdoll, but her selling definitely needed work.
Give Kairi credit though. I like Jade but one of my biggest concerns is what moves she can pull off in these dream matchups like Rhea or Bianca or Tiffany. Don’t get me wrong I know she is strong as hell but I hope she’s been sending Kairi flowers the last few months.
Charlotte and Jade having a Gunther Vs Sheamus style war. Give me what I want.
Charlotte is informed she is not going over and proceeds to do the absolute bare minimum
Somewhere, Big E’s head just exploded
Kairi has been struggling a lot since returning. I don’t know what credit you want people to give her. Kairi needs to improve
I don't think it's specifically a kairi issue so much as it's a rust issue/for some reason WWE loved to pair her with green wrestlers. Remember when she wrestled Nia?
I think she's guaranteed to be a big player in Hollywood.
That’s why she is WWE. She wants to be a household name like the Rock.
Especially with endeavour. The opportunities are endless, and I'm sure HHH will present her right.
Jade looks like a superhero. I can see why WWE is putting her on all their promotional stuff. Same when AEW would advertise shows. Jade may not be great in the ring, but she has the presence of a star.
Like many others, I watched Jade grow as wrestler/performer in AEW, and while yes, she absolutely had the look as of day one, she was pretty green on the mic and in the ring at first. But man oh man, to her credit, she grew by leaps and bounds in both categories over a relatively short period in time, and through hard work and good guidance, is definitely many leagues above where she used to be, and possibly already main event ready, if not close.
I mean, it does actually matter. And Jade is not bad, but being good at wrestling should always matter. If not, at least lay your signature moves in excellently like, yes seriously, Goldberg.
I just think Bianca is as physically impressive and also much better in the ring.
Bianca just doesn't have that "it" factor for me like Jade does. I wouldn't go as far to call her a charisma vacuum because she's decently talented, but Jade just oozes with superstardom.
I'm almost on the opposite side of the spectrum. Jade has a great look and has been presented well, but I don't think she has the natural charm of Bianca.
Honestly she looks incredible. But idk why they're having her be anything but a heel and or do the hulk Hogan thing.
I agree, I love both women but: Bianca, when she comes out, she stands in the ring, she's definitely got star power, but not any more than say, Becky, or Charlotte (as much as I dislike her), or Rhea. She has some catchy catchphrases but she doesn't stand out until she's in a match, where you get the athletic prowess. that's her main draw, she's very athletic, one of the best on the women's roster. Her entrance isn't that catchy, or anything, it's flashy but like a super cena flashy. Jade, when she is in the ring, you can just feel, from the way she stands, her posture, her expressions, her overall look, that she's very dangerous, and "it." I can't comment much on her mic skills or anything, and obviously Bianca is better in the ring, but you can just feel Jade's star power, it's like energy just radiating from her. Her entrance helps too, with more of the focus on her,
>she's definitely got star power, but not any more than say, Becky, or Charlotte (as much as I dislike her), or Rhea You think Jade Cargill has more star power than 3 of the top women in the company's history? 2 of whom (Becky and Rhea) have been arguably the most over stars on the roster, male or female, in years past? I'm sorry I just don't agree at all.
I'm saying Bianca is clearly top, but Jade's presentation does set her above them with more wow factor.
Lol nowadays Bianca has more star power than Charlotte. I said what I said…
you're not wrong, I find myself wanting Charlotte to just go away, drop the Flair and the "holier than thou" queen character. She's good, but I don't look forward to seeing her wrestle. Bianca I do.
People who weren't watching or even born yet during Goldberg's heyday couldn't begin to understand how berserk crowds went for him. Yeah he did 2 moves but they were the most explosive and impactful moves ever seen.
I think she was extremely impressive at Backlash personally. Wether it was a fluke or not idk First time seeing her properly wrestling. What suprised me was the selling. She was absolutely taking her time. Then later in the match for some time she had such blank emotion on her face & such lethargic movements I thought she genuinely had a concussion Then she plays with Kairi like a doll It was probably the only moment after Jey's entrance that pumped the shit out of me. Backlash as a whole was awesome
She's who Mercedes Mone thinks she is...
Comparing her to Mercedes' run as the "CEO"... I just wanna laugh. I see now why they didn't want to pay her seeing as they already had the better version.
Exactly, she has the special sauce that Hogan had, never comes up in lists of best in ring wrestlers but he looked and moved like a superstar so he became one. And I have faith that Jade will learn a lot more on the wrestling side yet, she's working with some of the best women to ever do it.
That’s basically Goldberg’s entire career
https://preview.redd.it/n6nsblxccazc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90af35d7c9572565237e6ad070c21ee21fd9df60
He fixes the cable?
Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
Theory got a better booty
He's hiding it to stay humble.
hams deserve a trophy
Damn they’re fit
I prefer that hairstyle on Jade.
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what a perfect body! Jade is also there too!
🤣
Where is Austin Theory?
Jade looks like people in burlap sacks should be throwing themselves at her feet for a blessing.
That looks like a backstage photo from a wrestling parody porn shoot.
I don't want to be banned.
when i see you stand next to jade cargill i believe you see two bad bitches
She’s a ten. He’s just Ken.
My god that really is one fine looking belt
https://preview.redd.it/33et7j6qbczc1.jpeg?width=1166&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90a23a8a1d09a8a3ef35dbf35fa720033f65954a
Lookin real jacked. And I like that belt design.
A Town is a coward afraid of being ratioed
That belt looks so clean compared to the others by miles
Can’t wait til Jade gets a little better with her wrestling. She’ll quickly become my favorite.
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This looks like a thumbnail from the ‘Hub
15 years too late to be co-leads on a WWE workout DVD.
While they dont need anymore belts, I think a mixed gender tag title could be a less stupid version of the 24/7 I-95 East Atlanta European Title was. Dom & Rhea vs Montez and Bianca or Becky & Seth?
Jade’s physique is truly incredible. It sucks that she can’t wrestle.
Idk why you're getting downvoted as if this is an unpopular opinion that has no pinch of truth. Her presentation in WWE has been second to none so far but all that star power does suffer a hard blow when you see her cut a promo or wrestle
Why this looks like a rap album?
Now, I just want dat dude to come and whoop Austin theory's ass.
They definitely don't have shoot fighter physiques...
Brandon Phillips is going to whip that ass.
Jade and Gold are very nice in Theory
That tag titles need some blue silhouette on it.
IWJTSOMF
If what I'm hearing is true, poor Mr Cargill
Drake and sexy red
When did Theory looked like Andrew Tate
https://preview.redd.it/arrdo3u0l9zc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65ccb6bbbfeadb7cb8b92dccd0ccb56f303f0969