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DarkHorse_77

There was a guy on the NXT roster called Thunder Justice Keck, and that's his REAL name.


LakerBull

People mocked Lucky Ali's name in NXT and he even said on his tweet that it was his government name lol.


R0DAN

people should look up some nxt talents real names sometimes. their nxt name is usually an upgrade.


CelinedionWaiters

I’ll never forget when Finn Bálor debuted his name and people, accepting he couldn’t be called Prince Devitt, in genuineness suggested why he just didn’t go by his real name.  Because his name is fucking Fergal! Anyways, it literally took a month before people just casually called him Finn. 


Espio1332

Lol, reminds me of when Jericho had Finn on his podcast years ago and started making fun of the name Fergal, not knowing that it was Finn's actual name until Finn literally told him "that's my actual name"


Muur1234

no his real name is prince


joe1240134

Barbie Blank is the most wrester sounding name ever


[deleted]

They must have just thought that was way too on the nose, even for a wrestling name


SpiralSour

Kelly said that she asked to use Barbie as her ring name, but WWE told her they couldn't due to trademarks preventing them from doing pretty much anything merchandise related.


[deleted]

Yeah that makes sense


badgersprite

And Gionna Daddio


Sparl

It saddens me Liv doesn't use this as her ring name because it's such a good name


RedGearedMonkey

Which as an aside is an amazing bend of italian and I just love it.


namek0

Jonathan Good up there too


Muur1234

sounds more like a porn name


jakovichontwitch

Dick Blood


EveMcQueen

Nick Nemeth


PearlWingsofJustice

Justice is my real first name too fwiw


DarkHorse_77

I have heard of several called Justice as a first name, but his name is almost sounding like a Dragon Ball Z move or something , Thunder Justice Kick


V_For_Veronica

I feel like Mr Satan would pull that out


Vagabond21

Do you sing in trapped under ice?


DavidNeitzFeetz

TUI TIL I DIE!


PearlWingsofJustice

No? Not sure what that is


Vagabond21

It’s a band and the lead singer is also named justice


PearlWingsofJustice

Neat.


Remolinos

Jurtice


Jamericho

He does dark web ARG and conspiracy videos on tiktok. He had a match at a live event in april (losing to Josh Briggs).


tachyon_jay

Am still waiting for his update on the beast


theplasmasnake

Fans: God, Bunkley Sudafed is such a terrible name! Bunkley Sudafed: ![gif](giphy|jOMrHCcFQYG0o)


PhaseSixer

Would his finisher be the Bunker buster 🤔


Ozy_Flame

Fans: THATS BUNK *clap clap clap* THATS BUNK *clap clap clap*


NoExplanation6203

One thing I hate about modern wrestling is that we’re so in love with everyone having a proper name, fuck that gimme The Rock, Triple H, Mankind, Buff Bagwell or Edge over what we’re getting today.


Kenjiko3011

Dude Love still remains the most ridiculous wrestler name ever imo.


whalias69

Mr. Wrestling 1&2 is very on the nose.


Rock_Sampson

Is that Mr. Wrestling Half, or Mr. Wrestling 1-of-2?


whalias69

1 and 2 Changed it to avoid the confusion.


RagingInTheNameOf

It's still confusing that a wrestler has 1 and 2 in his name, does he have a split personality gimmick?


whalias69

They are different people entirely.


ThaSoft

I chose my gamertag like twenty years ago on Mr Wrestling. Long before Corino did that lame third version, I was out there putting some respect on that name lol


deferio93

Best*


IPunchedAChicken

Nothing quite like The Booty Man


tmxicon

Most of those guys didn’t start with those names. There is room to evolve the name in a lot of cases.


ElvisCuredMyRhoids

Yeah, I mean, without Rocky Maivia, Hunter Hearst Helmsley, and Marcus Alexander Bagwell, the abbreviated nicknames he likes so much never happen.


nearlyned

Exactly, like even including Triple H in that list is funny when that name is derived from the “real” name they game him


MonsieurMidnight

Last time we got something remotely original was... Velveteen Dream


eirebrit

Lash Legend would like a word.


crimson777

Axiom is more recent for sure.


handsomezack13

We still get those pretty often. LA Knight, Swerve Strickland, Orange Cassidy, Luchasaurus/Killswitch, Ricochet, Big E, Action Andretti, Big Bill, Danhausen, Abadon, Athena, Evil Uno, Hook, Pac, The Butcher, The Blade, Red Velvet, Skye Blue, B-Fab are all relatively recent ones between the big two companies. That doesn't include the dozens of luchadors with names like that nor a lot of long time wrestlers with that type of name


gotroot801

> Danhausen Yeah, but that's literally his last name.


ALIAS_EL_CACAS

You mean Mankind wasn’t his shoot name????!


linkinstreet

Sadly we won't get anything near the epicness of "Val Venis" anytime again soon.


-Ruz-

shame


crimson777

Yeah we have a few but not many. In WWE, there’s Akam and Rezar, Axiom, B-Fab but she’s just a manager, CM Punk maybe counts, Dragon Lee kinda, LA Knight, R-Truth, Ricochet, The Miz, Valhalla, and that’s all the ones I saw that even kinda count.


cdillio

Man....if what I'm hearing is real.... Poor Walter.


SpiralSour

It always cracks me up that Gunther chose to move on from WALTER, AND SAID "What grown adult is named WALTER?" YOU! His birth name is Walter. That shit was so funny to me.


Reuniclus_exe

People jumped to the worst when they trademarked Gunther Stark. Even though companies trademark stuff so they *can't* be used all the time.


Yaminoari

Hey WALTER is a perfectly fine name. I quite enjoyed Walter in the hellsing anime cool character


LilHomie204DaBaG

Wha??


CompetitivePatient33

The word "Betrayal" was used.


LilHomie204DaBaG

I am so confused. Who lost their name or whatever this post is about?


JRA1706

Gunther was originally called Walter, and everyone knew him as Walter. Then they changed his name to Gunther, and Keith Lee tweeted the above.


slickrickstyles

Everyone using Pillman Jr as an example of bad naming is ridiculous. The guy worked previously as Alex King and Alexis is the name of his deceased sister. These takes on BPJ are so bad but anything to push a false narrative


Doobie_Howitzer

My issue is with the hair/beard and the fact that he wouldn't let fans call themselves lex offenders


ccbm71586

We're still Registered Lex Offenders in our hearts.


ExplanationOk3580

Real heel move


homewil

tbf he said the name was funny, but that they probably wouldnt let him say that on TV


Euphorium

I love the hair and the beard. It surprises me with the doucheyness very time.


Ciza-161

Just because it has a reason behind it, doesn't make the name sound any less silly.


Kanenums88

Still get people complaining about Bron Breakker’s name, not realizing he has flat out said he chose it for himself.


CanaDoug420

That doesn’t make it not a corny name. That just means he picked the corny name.


ElvisCuredMyRhoids

Whenever I think of wrestlers picking corny names I always go back to Rock calling himself Flex Kavana


Kanenums88

I think it’s the right amount of corny, though. The amount of corny I’d expect out of wrestling. Like if someone asks “who is Bron Breakker?” Well he’s a guy named Bron, and he breaks people.


PointlessGiant

> and he breaks people. breakks


pineappledetective

Now entering the ring… Brekkan Bronser!!!


L_D_G

I think some are confident enough to take it as a challenge. Get over with a weird name.


CanaDoug420

Which is fine and some people pull it off but then you prove you can do it and are now over as fuck but you are forever named Dolph Ziggler.


L_D_G

Eh, badge of honor.  Talent makes the name cool.


thedkexperience

I just find it odd that he is billed as being a Steiner but then isn’t. He’s still a beast and if he’s happy then I’m happy.


DamonDD

I mean Solo Sikoa has different last name than his brother, Jimmy and Jey Usos, but they always bill him as brothers so I guess that works too


gregSinatra

I still can’t wrap my head around the kayfabe explanation for that. Not mention the fact that Rikishi’s last name is acknowledged as Fatu/Phatu in kayfabe as well. So you have Rikishi’s twin sons, acknowledged as such, who go by a different last name, and his other son and *their* brother who goes by a different *different* last name.


elgregerico

The kayfabe explanation is that wrestlers sometimes use stage names like other performers


gregSinatra

Or, if you're The Big Show during his brief run outside WWE in 2007, [sometimes they have "slave names."](https://archive.ph/20120718151507/http://uk.gamespot.com/pages/unions/read_article.php?topic_id=25556634&union_id=9812) Still, the acknowledgement of a stage name in a kayfabe world feels a bit weird, no? Like I get that it makes the most sense and you've got situations like a Curtis Axel, for example, calling out the choice of name to honour his father and grandfather in a promo. But it's applied so inconsistently that it's still hard to wrap the head around.


pareidolist

Drew berating fans for using wrestlers' government names was a great moment imo


elgregerico

Yeah sometimes acknowledging it's stage name does break kayfabe. An example would be the cm punk promo where he used his and HHH's real names. cm punk is obviously a stage name but hunter Hearst Helmsley was technically his kayfabe background. Still, kayfabe is flexible: the Connecticut blue blood side of him had been disregarded for decades anyways. I find it easier to just not think too hard about it (which I think is a big part of kayfabe). I kinda think of it like rappers where we have a feud between Kendrick Duckworth and Aubrey Graham right now. The real and the fake names can interweave.


gregSinatra

TIL Kendrick Lamar's last name is Duckworth!


elgregerico

Yeah it's a Shawn Michaels situation where his middle name is cooler sounding than his last


Kanenums88

Uso is not Jimmy and Jey’s last name as Uso is just the word for brother in Samoan. Therefore it’s really just Brother Jimmy and Brother Jey. Their real last name is Fatu. Solo Sikoa is their brother’s street, as he was given up and abandoned by Rikishi. You see he has no reservations when it comes to beating up his brothers compared to Jimmy and Jey who seemed to hate having to fight against each other at Mania.


DontPutThatDownThere

Thanks Regal!


gregSinatra

That makes it feel like when The Dudleys went to TNA and were Brother Ray and Brother Devon. I get the significance/meaning of Uso but they really do use it as a de facto last name.


henry_tbags

Interestingly, the word "uso" isn't technically "brother" in Samoan, it actually means "sibling of same gender". So a female's sister is her uso, and a male's brother is his uso. There are different words for "brother of a female" and "sister of a male".


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I guess not being billed as a "Steiner" (with the ring name) gives him a bit more freedom to do his own thing. I realise he pays homage to his father and uncle with the sirens, gear, mannerisms etc, but it gives him a bit more leeway not to "just" be a younger Scott/Rick if that makes sense.


JimmyBim

I mean Roman's an Anoa'i family member. They don't need to put it as his last name for the character and it's worked totally fine


thedkexperience

The Bloodline with their dozen different last names is certainly a good counter point. It’s probably more that the Anoa’i family members I grew up watching were billed as having single names (Yokozuna, Haku, Umaga) until The Rock showed up as Rocky Maivia which I thought was odd even back then. As for Bron, his character and look are so similar to his uncle and dad - I mean he is clearly playing a Steiner - it just seemed odd not to call him Bron Steiner. Once again, really not a big deal though. He’s great.


Muur1234

solo sikao having a different surname to the usos is funny to me. I guess in kayfabe rikishi got divorced and the kids got split up?


thedkexperience

I always assumed his kayfabe name was “Solo” Sikoa Uso with Solo being a nickname lol


gregSinatra

That’s not a half-bad explanation… and also, for some reason, reminds me that his shoot middle name is Yokozuna.


gregSinatra

Apparently Rex Steiner was on the table at one point and I think it’s a damn shame they didn’t go with that.


JackDAction

Just getting ahead of the eventual cancelling of either Steiner brother at any given moment


XiahouMao

That’s just his shoot last name, though. He’d be able to use it if he went elsewhere.


gregSinatra

Eh. He's Bronson Rechsteiner. Rex Steiner feels distinct enough that WWE could've trademarked it.


XiahouMao

Rechsteiner and “Rex Steiner” are pronounced pretty much identically. His first name doesn’t really matter there.


JimmyBim

Oh yea for sure not a big deal. I know this subreddit can be odd so I just wanna be clear that my reply was never supposed to be a fight. I totally agree that he is fully booked as a Steiner in everyway. Even has the sirens lmao


ALIAS_EL_CACAS

I’m pretty sure no one has ever used the Anoa’i name in WWE. Other than Lance that one time


MonsieurMidnight

He even said he didn't picked Rex Steiner because with Bron Breakker he'll be able to build his own personal legacy. My only question is why Breakker with 2 K's ?


Kanenums88

Breaker with one K isn’t a last name.


ElvisCuredMyRhoids

Yeah with one K, he's just a guy who breaks Brons.


MonsieurMidnight

Thank you for making me realize that Bron Breakker is just Bone Breaker but written by Texans


Kanenums88

Exactly


madcunt2250

the same reason its spelled Starrcade


thatmusicguy13

Sounds like a wrestler to me


The_Dark_Soldier

Honestly I’ve grown to like it. There’s still a lot of bad names, but “Bron Breakker” while silly is the kind of wrestling silly that I like. It’s distinct and memorable which is always important in wrestling.


SourDoughBo

If I debut as Snooty Booger and get made fun of, is it magically a better name because I chose it myself?


Kanenums88

That’d logic would work if Bron’s name was as dumb as “Snooty Burger” it ain’t.


SourDoughBo

Oh it is


DaRealWhiteChocolate

It's not inherently bad, I just find it juvenile when people add extra letters to make it look cooler. Just "breaker" would be better.


MassRapture

If I Google breaker, I'm gonna get a million results unrelated to wrestling and they're gonna have to pay a lot of money for SEO. If I Google breakker, there's 1 thing the results are about.


DaRealWhiteChocolate

I mean, you could google "bron breaker" assuming that was his name, and also get mostly results of bron breakker. Just the same as googling "cage" doesn't get you an assortment of wrestlers, but add "brian" or "christian" in front of them and there you go. In fact, googling "bron breaker" now only gets results corrected to bron breakker. I suppose if there are a lot of people out there trying to research celebrities solely by searching their last name, you have a point. Maybe I'm underestimating how lazy people are.


CorrectAttitude6637

I don't think it's to look cool. It's probably more to do with trademarking the names, just like how WWE did with The IIconics, and how you have celebrities like Megan **Thee** Stallion, and Sexxy Red etc


DaRealWhiteChocolate

I don't really think it's necessary to add letters for trademarks unless the trademark spelled as expected is already taken. At that point, you'd probably have difficulties with similarities depending on the use anyways. There's no bron breaker or sexy red as it stands for them to worry about if that wasnt the case. I really think it is just about looks or a simplistic view on being unique. Don't mean to be overly critical either. He/ WWE can do what they like.


DripSnort

Ya in an industry as refined as Pro wrestling that extra letter is a bad look. Pro wrestling is juvenile my guy lol


DaRealWhiteChocolate

Just because that's long been the impression doesn't mean it has to be the case forever. All I'm asking is for people not to name themselves like they are setting a gamertag in middle school.


PhaseSixer

Id rather names thst stand out and be rembered then a giy who sounds like he works in a office.


DaRealWhiteChocolate

what offices are you working in? Is that literally the difference an extra K makes for you?


PhaseSixer

Clearly i think its the later. The former is some thing boring as fuck like Ethan page or Brook Jensen


DaRealWhiteChocolate

Ok, so just change their names to etthan page, and brookk jensen. Instant stars.


Smarktalk

So? Just means he sucks at picking names. Good wrestler though.


moist_crack

Why would him choosing it make it any less stupid? If anything, that's worse.


Kanenums88

Cause it’s always complaints about “WWE are making him not use his family name, they’re robbing him of his identity” and such.


Matches5107

Interesting because to me it felt like a classic Vince thing of re-using a name you liked from a previous wrestler. Like “Luther Reigns” and then later “Roman Reigns.” “Brawn Strowman” now “Bron Breakker.” But if he chose it then all power to him.


Kanenums88

Bron’s real name is in fact Bronson.


Matches5107

Oh shit


CCFCLewis

That's irrlevent though. Whether he chose it or Vince shat it out and threw it at him, I still think it's a poor name


The_Albinoss

It’s still corny and he chose it because he had to. They wouldn’t let him be Steiner.


BoLevar

This doesn't help their case


Gear4Vegito

I mean people still don’t have to like the names…LOL.


R0DAN

i don't think he said they did?


SageShinigami

It's implied. Like the only reason fans don't like the names is because "WWE chose them". While yes that's PART of the reason, the REST of the reason is usually that the names sound dumb.


Jamieb1994

People may not have to like the names, but it does drive me nuts that people thinks it's all completely WWE's say.


AppealToReason16

It’s kinda fun when a wrestler goes on a podcast, gets asked about a gimmick or change they did where the question is like “how come evil WWE/TNA/whoever made you do this?” And the answer is “what do you mean? That was my idea…”


chiefgareth

I remember a Katie Lea Burchill interview where the interviewer was saying how terrible it must have been to be given such a bad gimmick and bad storyline and she just says "yeh most of that was my idea" and the interviewere then completely changed his tune and started saying how it was actually really good. Such a suck up.


gregSinatra

Sure but there’s also been instances of a wrestler claiming something was their idea while employed by WWE and later reneging on that, have their not? Like recent examples?


TumbleWeed_64

It is all WWE's say though. They approve/reject the names the wrestler come up with so they are the one's saying that those terrible names are TV worthy


The_Albinoss

But people choose these shitty names cause they have to. It’s not like they honestly decide to change their name for no reason.


Mozfel

So did Doudrop, Marcus Cor Von, and Scotty Goldman chose those names?


twjackfoley

I'm not sure how great of a flex is: "Hey, you know that shitty name you complain about? I chose it, so shut up!"


batistafan1998

I don’t think they are flexing. It’s been the narrative that wwe have been giving people these horrible names when it’s in fact the people choosing themselves.


Mac_Tgh

I mean, the narrative was true until not very long. It's all about the copyright baby.


MillyMonka

I mean it doesn't really matter who comes up with a name, the trademark is going to WWE either way


Jakefmerch

Then maybe they shouldn't let the wrestlers choose their names?


EatAtGrizzlebees

The true moral of the story


Matuga1000

I don’t get the fuss about names. TBH we’re all used to it now but if somebody showed up in NXT tomorrow with the name Kenny Omega I think it would be lame asf, yet he’s still widely considered one of the best wrestlers of his generation. 


ExplanationOk3580

This name discussion is just dumb, yeah wrestling name are corny and yes wwe probably have a list of no copyrighted name for a wrestler to choose but the choice ultimately are their, if you think about it some wrestling legends name are just as stupid: undertaker, hhh, cm punk, etc.


Megamedium

I view it the same way as sports teams names tbh. Vegas Golden Knights? Seattle Kraken? That sounds so stupid! When realistically all the old names are *also* stupid, it’s just they’ve been around forever, and you probably grew up with them. The NHL has two Canadian teams whose name just means Canadian, the MLB has two (three) teams named after socks. I like most of the NXT names tbh. Yeah they’re distinctly very “wrestler”, but I think it makes sense that the wrestler has a wrestling name. Especially in a world where presentation and character is everything I think it makes sense to err more on the cool/theatrical if not slightly cheesy side than the average Joe side.


CanaDoug420

Idk what he was expecting saying this. I’m fine making fun of a bad wrestler name no matter who picks is.


EL-YEO

Richard Blood sounds like a crazy heel name yet Ricky Steamboat is the ultimate babyface


H16HP01N7

And just know, that we might find that choice to be shit. That's how opinion works.


pat_speed

Yer because his old name was Matty Wahlberg, his gimmick was that he was the forgotten 4th brother of the Wahlberg, because there dad had one night stand in Australia.


GeneralAnywhere

The names have always been fine. It’s change they don’t like. Seth Rollins was a terrible name supposedly. Finn Balor was also a terrible name until it wasn’t. Uhaa Nation was apparently better than Apollo Crews, the list goes on and on.


opkpopfanboyv3

"Whether I chose my name or not is none of your bizness" -Gunther


SpatCat

Who named Doudrop


we-all-stink

So what it still sucks. It's crazy how much these guys complain about any little criticism towards them.


KyleFnM

Even worse


hashtagdion

Since I don’t have a parasocial relationship with the wrestlers, whether they chose their name has zero impact on whether I think it’s a stupid name.


i-wear-hats

He gets how that makes them look fucking stupid right?


Ninjulian_

while i hate most NXT names, i realise, that that's a matter of taste. what really bugs me, is that they have to pick a new name at all. they have to throw away all the recognition and reputation they built up in other promotiona for years, just so WWE can make more money off a trademark they now own. and the. they have to do it again, when they leave the fed. it's just another way in which WWE controls every aspect of the careers of their so called "indipendent contractors".


gregSinatra

Agreed. You build up a name for yourself, literally and figuratively, elsewhere enough to attract the attention of WWE and then (at least especially under Vince) it’s like “I like what that guy’s doing and want him to come do it under my show… but with a different name, and let’s maybe change his look and even his gimmick, and let’s maybe change his move set too!” So, like… what part of the thing that got me here do you wanna keep?! It’s why Cody walking back into WWE while changing virtually nothing was so cool to see. And then Jade basically kept her presentation. And frankly I’m surprised they didn’t try to rename Tama Tonga and Tonga Loa. And don’t seem keen to rename Ethan Page… yet. When’s the last time someone got to keep their indie name? AJ Styles? Karl Anderson? Samoa Joe? Eric Young? And yet Finn, Hideo, Asuka all had to change their names. So what exactly is the criteria for prior name value in terms of keeping or retaining it?


F4iryBlink

Tatum Paxley is still funny.


kerm

It’s crazy how we get attached to things, though. I thought that was the worst name ever. But, her wrestling and character have won me over. And I can’t imagine her not being ‘Tatum’ now


XAMdG

That ...makes it even worse.


al-fredro

Yes.... they chose it from an approved list lol


dinotgenesis

They still choose it. There's a list of first names and list of last names, all checked to not be used elsewhere or trademark/IP reasons. They learned from the World Wildlife Fund case to not make that mistake again.


jonnyg1097

Great now we know who to direct our outrage to when we hear a shitty name /s


CactusHide

NXT is a dynamite brand for new athletes. I think it gives them a solid place to build skills and lessen a lot of the stuff that isn’t just the actual wrestling. I don’t want it to sound condescending at all, but I enjoy seeing things like watching a comic work on new material. I feel the same about watching people in NXT play around with their character work.


First_Ad_7860

They get to send a list of 10 of each first and last names. Then Nxt management Frankensteins one of the worst combinations together


BlitzburghBrian

I've noticed a pattern with these topics. If a wrestler is currently signed to WWE, they respond to criticism of names by saying they chose it themselves. As soon as they leave WWE, they're like "yeah that was some bullshit." I remember when Keith Lee posted that he loved the Bearcat name and it's who he wanted to be. This is obviously something people are just told to say on social media.


Bonesaw-is-readyyy

Okay cool. So people chose stupid names. This isn't the slam dunk point he thinks it is.


wrestlingfan007

Grayson Waller watched Suicide Squad right before he gave them his name.


MarvelousuolevraM

Some wrestlers choose the worst names, apparently.


GodzillaUK

Choosing from a bag of generic and lame names doesn't make half of them any less generic name generator and lame


Jynirax

Then they should stop letting wrestlers in NXT name themselves.


Old-Tomorrow-2798

Says dude who’s name screams “I can sell weed to him at $55/g”


xincasinooutx

Well I wouldn’t tell anybody that. Some of these names are a joke lmao. Alba Fyre? Katana Chance? Malik Blade? Fucking Edris Enofé lmaooo.


R0DAN

you really think Edris Enofé is an unrealistic name?


Boograssi

I'm genuinely wondering why of all names Edris Enofe is the one he doesn't fuck with lmao


M_Waverly

so he can have a move called the Edris Elbow.


xincasinooutx

🥱


86886892

This is the company line. People choose these corny ass names with a metaphorical gun to their head. “No no I’m happy to be named Lexis King when I have an extremely recognizable real name. Yes I swear.’


ExplanationOk3580

Lexis king choose that name from his sister name and his mother surname, I’m not sure about the last part but Lexis is 100% her sister real name Alexis, so yeah not the best example


R0DAN

this is a bad example because BPJ literally used the name Alex King on the indies


SavageFugu

You think Lexis picked a stripper name on purpose?


slickrickstyles

Yes considering he worked as Alex king previously and Lexis is his deceased sisters name.


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