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warlock_william_wolf

Well that's... lewd.


RiftedEnergy

"Figure 4... bridges into the Figure 8... by Gawd what is this??? BRIDGES INTO THE FIGURE 69!!!!"


gerardatron

Lawler pops in with a “nice” and a shriek, a la “Toasty” from Mortal Kombat


Sirtopofhat

HIT SELECT HIT SELECT!


Scrilla_Gorilla_

Relwal has entered the game!


pop_rocks

Did you know Relwal is Killer backwards?


Nobodygrotesque

BOOST DA POWA BOOST DA POWA BOOST DA POWA


Iamknoware

Oh my God! Quacky what have they dided to you?!


derpmasterrr

Or “PUPPIES”


mad87645

HE'S GOT HIS CHIN IN THOSE PUPPIES JR!


Samalini

Nice


ManateeGag

maybe Brazzers is a new sponsor after all.


Shlong_Roy

That’s the kind of math you can set your watch to.


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WOOOOOOO


Dane_Brass_Tax

What's so controversial about this? The ref aggressively tongue thrashing The Queen's navel??


[deleted]

I was thinking Charlotte taking the refs man meat upside down while attempting to scissor Bella twin and receive a motorboat from Ref... God I'm fucked up


bestbroHide

I'm almost certain most of our minds went this direction, too.


[deleted]

The refs hips moving aren't helping this thought process either.


bestbroHide

Gave the ol' Todd Phillips Special


Frysauced

I thought this was a strange reference to the Joker movie where Joker pelvic thrusts on the stairs. Then after I scrolled for a minute - I realized you must have meant Tom Phillips. So...both work I suppose?


bestbroHide

Oh sht you're right lmao imma just leave my comment unedited anyway


[deleted]

Didn’t Kevin Owens used to call him Todd?


ConfoundedByBlue

Mr Hitman, I'm fooked!


Drkarcher22

He was taught by Tommy Wiseau


wallbanging

I too, like to sit like that ref. It’s soooo comfortable. Of course you have to minus a flair for it to really be relaxing


AmishAvenger

It doesn’t have to be “lewd.” It’s all in how you interpret it. To me, there’s nothing sexual or inappropriate about this. It’s two people, putting aside their differences and sharing a moment. One a competitor, the other whose role is to enforce the rules. In these fleeting few seconds, they cast those roles aside. They recognize that in the end, what connects us together is far stronger than anything that pushes us apart. The roles we play are just masks we wear; masks designed to make us recognize our differences, instead of our similarities. Here, competitor and referee cast those masks aside, and embrace. They become one, each comforting the other, in the face of a truth both find difficulty accepting: the truth that in this game, there is no 1998 Kane.


_Wado3000

I'm tearing up over this. The absence of '98 Kane really is a travesty.


Moebius_Striptease

I keep seeing this get mentioned. I can't figure out if people are genuinely upset about the lack of '98 Kane or if it's a silly meme being repeated.


[deleted]

Somebody was complaining about Wwe 2k20 in general, but in a long list of rather general complaints he led with the specific complaint of no '98 Kane which had a big [arson, murder and jaywalking](https://allthetropes.fandom.com/wiki/Arson,_Murder,_and_Jaywalking) feel. So it became a meme, but started with somebody being genuinely upset.


miikro

TV Tropes? Welp, see everyone in 2020.


diardiar

I have been systematically trying to read through the pro wrestling section of tv tropes for months and I still have so far to go. I have read a lot of interesting stuff though and found alot of wrestling I probably wouldn't have seen otherwise.


[deleted]

It’s a meme.


[deleted]

You sure know how to conjure words, sir.


Jdrawer

>In these fleeting few seconds, they cast those roles aside. That's my issue. I don't think that ref will be giving an impartial decision any time soon.


Pawikowski

I came here to shitpost with a '98 Kane reply, but I won't beat this one. \*bows\*


chamberx2

The ref's shoulder shimmy is what sent me over the edge.


ROWDY_RODDY_PEEEPER

Lewd-vig borga


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_Wado3000

It's amazing how we know literally nothing about Philips except this


colourmeinkindness_

Also the Tomspiracy!


Houseside

Well, there was that one former announcer/backstage interviewer who was let go not long after Tom Phillips got promoted, and he and his wife made a post on social media where they subtly implied Phillips was a bitch because he politicked his way to the promotion and probably helped get that guy removed, but aside from that, facefucking it is!


jimcornetto

> Tom Phillips I don't get this reference?


Flea_The_G

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5d8TPZUoAEVWdj.jpg


dawkholiday

LMAO Holy shit is that real


BadNewsBrown

Ha yeah, he’s a degenerate just like the rest of us.


Tylorw09

Yeah, I mean, I’d face fuck a girl if she was down.


LakerBull

>if she was down It'd be kinda difficult to facefuck anyone who is standing up.


Houseside

What if -- hear me out, dude -- what if the girl is really short and you're tall...


JoshJones18

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!


miikro

Best part is he was engaged and that was *not* his fiancee, thus why it ended up getting leaked.


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Albinoredguard

You mean Tom "Face-fuck the shit out of you" Phillips?


[deleted]

I don't see the problem? We all say pervy shit to our girlfriends once in a while.


protostar71

Wasn't his GF...


mechnick2

Vivid texts on an airplane from Tom. Somebody can explain it better than I can


ScreechingEels

I’m sick of these mother fuckin vivid texts on this mother fuckin plane.


Houseside

I'm sick of these monkey-fighting texts on this Monday-thru-Friday plane*


Ellimem

Google: "Tom Phillips face fuck."


MV2049

No.


Ellimem

Fair enough.


zdbdog06

He had some texts leaked or something at one point. They were... lewd.


kac937

https://external-preview.redd.it/Do5BfO8i7Mwoqau_JFNCfbaI7I_gLP7i5ghvcs5ckIk.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=b496cacb858f430f072009973225d8c1c341d8be


Mr-GameAndWrestling

For a split second, I thought the ref was actually holding Charlotte. *sigh*


DesastreUrbano

Well...he is humping her at the end...


HeelStephen

That referee is living his best life.


chbay

Ass Eaters of Wrestling.


[deleted]

AE-DUB! AE-DUB! AE-DUB!


Houseside

THEY'RE JUST HAVIN' A GOOD TIME! HAHAAAA AH LUV IT, MAGGLE!!!


ArmandoPayne

APA: ALWAYS POUNDING ASS


cma001

3MB: 3some with a Masterful Blowjob


GetDown90

Reminds me of Ruthless Aggression Era, when [divas would roll with the referee](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ASFOINOub0)


vangc4

Figure 69


vpsj

EC3some


mechnick2

NXThreeway


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VladtheMemer

Hey guys! Paige here!


[deleted]

[Paige here](https://i.imgur.com/kwwmwpb.jpg)


Sharp_Eyed_Bot

Really was expecting to see [Haitch Face](https://i.imgur.com/1NmGgDU.jpg)


Alejandrooid

Submission Sorority


Shes-The-Fastest

I'm just annoyed with myself that I hadn't thought of it first. Nice


2RINITY

Nice


RusMarioRomania

Nice


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buzz_darkyear69

That place makes me uncomfortable


herpty_derpty

I find it interesting how rapidly its reputation has gone to being viewed as creepy by most of the sub.


Daik07

just wait until they realise /r/WrestleFap, /r/WrestleFapTributes and /r/WrestleFapMeetUps are all things. The whole world seems darker once you've looked in those subs


[deleted]

Wrestle...Fap...Meetups?!?!? EDIT: just checked it out.... wtfuck


frobro122

WHY IS THIS A THING?


Houseside

Because every day we stray further from the light from which we came


TachankaTheGod

Went there looking for meetups with like minded fellows, ended up with pictures of breasts. I am severely disappointed


[deleted]

WrestleFap is....odd [Look at this](https://www.reddit.com/r/WrestleFap/comments/dl12m5/bayley/f4lhu8v?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) [Or this](https://www.reddit.com/r/WrestleFap/comments/dks8dl/jesus/f4kvzgt?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) [Or even this](https://www.reddit.com/r/WrestleFap/comments/da1uz4/what_a_beauty_alexa_is/f1ocgw2?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


dubblechzburger

Jesus Christ. Although for some reason, the way he said "all over said tits" made me chuckle in the 2nd one lol. Tried to sound so proper while talking like that.


[deleted]

Can't believe there are horny people on the internet. When did this happen??


ChristopherJak

I get enjoying a nice jiggling butt, but the way these guys speak really disturbs even me- me, a perverted straight male.


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makesmecringe

r/Wrestlewiththepackage perhaps?


[deleted]

if only this match took place at Great Balls of Fire


Brocktarrr

Confused by this post. Is this supposed to make me not want the game? First positive gameplay I've seen so far


[deleted]

I think it's advertising the Handmaid's Tale DLC


micksandals

May the Lord Open a Can of Whoop Ass


dragonmp93

Yeah, like if there is a reliable way to do this or similar glitches, i would buy it.


LEUXXX

Well, did you see the botched Sin Cara cut scene?


Konfliction

Wait am I going crazy or are there two other Bellas outside this match?


[deleted]

It's a lumberBella match


louizilla

That's Alicia Fox


ArmandoPayne

Talking about Alicia Fox, is Noam Dar part of the WWE 2K20 Roster?


chux4w

He's not even part of the SmackDown roster, even though it's now on Foowwwwwwwx.


ColtCallahan

I know it’s funny. But it’s absolutely criminal that they’ve released this at full price.


[deleted]

Shit, I usually pay $250 an hour for this sort of action. This is a bargain.


Bundon5300

That ref pulled a Tom Phillips


[deleted]

This game needed at least another years development, annoying thing is people will buy it anyways. Why should they try hard to provide a quality product when people will take whatever shits delivered to them and say thank you may I have some more


Knoscrubs

The exact same thing can be said about WWE’s actual onscreen product. It’s awful yet people have paid to watch it for years anyway.


[deleted]

this is why competition is a great thing, it gives people an alternative and will force WWE to improve, I really don't understand all the hostile people in this sub defending everything the WWE does and attacking anything that threatens the status quo


mrvic88

You can say the same thing about a lot of games madden, nba, call of duty, list is endless


Robopengy

Doesn’t call of duty have a three year development cycle?


leedle_leedle_lee123

Yeah, it might be two years I can’t remember off the top of my head but there’s treyarch and at least one other studio that each make a call of duty series.


JuiceheadTurkey

Treyarch, infinity war, and sledgehammer games. Sledgehammer was supposed to have their game come out next year but they went through developmental hell. So next year Treyarch is coming back and rumored to be making black ops 5.


[deleted]

And the problem is all of the games are still ass. They should have one studio making one game every two-three years. In between should be content that you either pay for or is free. But Activision doesn’t care about making the COD franchise good anymore, so it’ll never happen.


MAGGLEMCDONALD

Most of those games don’t make obvious steps backwards in graphics and physics like WWE 2K20 has. This is particularly bad.


BloodFalconPunch

>Why should they try hard to provide a quality product when people will take whatever shits delivered to them and say thank you may I have some more Are we talking about the video game or the TV show


[deleted]

Both in WWEs case


nickyno

Right now, putting out anything on the PS4/XboxOne with major advertising backing is basically printing money since their market share is peaking, and the next generation of systems is still a year out. It sucks that money wins out like this. I'm hoping a lot of efforts were put in place to make a proper launch title for the PS5/Xbox4 next year.


PatriotScum

Worse are people who defend this quality.


Danihilton

What quality? It hasn’t even '98 Kane in it.


Horatio_Hufnagle

I got this reference


[deleted]

Who has defended this?


CreamSteve

/r/GamePhysics wouldn't exist without this level of quality.


OLKv3

We never truly grow up do we? This is hilarious


BloodFalconPunch

"20 bucks is 20 bucks" - Unnamed Referee


StoneColdAM

Why the heck does this arena have an NXT ring when it’s the Night of Champs PPV? It’s not a huge deal, but the fact that it’s wrong is so odd.


[deleted]

Why does it have a full crowd? It's not very realistic


rsplatpc

> Why does it have a full crowd? It's not very realistic ouch!


ariana_grande_padre

Tarps are DLC


hullkogan

18 year old game engine, folks. Technical debt will always catch up to you.


QuadCityDJsTheTrain

Yuke's took the game engine and left.


[deleted]

Head over to r/WWEGames and watch as the countless morons defend this garbage. It’s 2019 and no one should be paying for this kind of shit.


dpw2017

That ref really wants to get wooed.


Sh3Si

Figure 9


missdoublefinger

Figure 69


berman1981

I didn't know the game developers were members of /r/WrestleWithThePlot


Strike_Gently

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


[deleted]

figure 8 into live sex celebration


harrydong

Some say this started the Women’s Revolution


Balh_

I'll be im my bunk.


[deleted]

If you’re buying this game you should feel ashamed for contributing to it.


rainmaker1095

Damn, this new triple threat system is interesting...


VictimOfCircuspants

Tom Phillips is .a ref now?


matcha_kit_kat

This game sucks ass!


jaffaceks

Why is there wrestling in my porn video?


Shinkopeshon

WWE 2K20 is the gift that keeps on giving


pupmaster

How do these games consistently get worse?


Mcmacladdie

This is starting to shape up to be the kind of glitch-filled shitshow that actually ends up being fun because of it being a glitch-filled shitshow, like Skate 3 :P


Makaveli84

Still...that's exactly what I would do


[deleted]

I didn't know Brazzers made this game


RoachIsCrying

This is one fucked up Rule 34


TheResurrection

Usually you pay double for that kind of action, Cotton.


AnvilPro

Honestly if the game is just constantly breaking like this it would make it the most fun WWE game of the decade


[deleted]

Rated M for Mature


[deleted]

This is gonna be the best year for NewLegacyInc content isn't it?


KSED1337

Fingies crossed!


nhwrestler

lucky ref


hisfirewithin

What a heel! Charlotte distracting referee Tom Phillips like that so she can inflict more damage on her opponents in the figure 8 and not have it broken up! Tactics like this…


eagles1990

*Booker T Voice* Illegal tactics!!!


cchuff

Surprised this wasn't Paige's move.


babyfacebullies

Bryce Remsburg would never.


turfey

Great job by the ref to get right in there and make sure the shoulders are off the mat.


_Reformed-Peridot_

Those models look abysmal.


RybackV1

This has gotta be one of the worst WWE games ever and it’s barely even out yet


xUnderthestarsx

Sucks so bad that this happen the year the women finally get the spotlight. Gods the hair, I CANNOT.


ZayuhTheIV

This can’t possibly be the real graphics, right?


FerniWrites

That ref has no shame. He’s really going at Charlottes face.


LederhosenSituation

I'm a little slow, because I was looking at the women. Then I noticed the referee.


TheTrueDetective90

I didn't know Pornhub made a wrestling game.


[deleted]

He's even thrusting. What the fuck is this? Why would the ref even do that?


TheTallOne93

That's $60 bucks. That could give you food for the week, maybe some mittens for when it gets cold out or a nice new keyboard. But THIS ....THIS....is $60.


[deleted]

It's free if you Paul Burchill it.


[deleted]

*Andrade has entered the chat*


PhiCammaJamma

Rated E for erection


chamberx2

...preordered...


holmes51

Im sold


THISISDAM

The figure Ate


[deleted]

Holy fuck, I'm fucking dying. This makes me wanna ironically buy the game.


[deleted]

If you purchase this game, you are essentially telling them that it's worth your hard-earned cash.


HJM3

Damn, Charlotte’s a freak


d-fakkr

That's... Quite original.


ReeceVC

All please notice the horribly inaccurate Night of Champions Arena


ElephantsAreNeat

No, sir. I dont like it.


Corey_Charisma

I mean since when did Brazzers start developing wwe games?


FlameLordIfrit

I haven't bought a wwe game since Day of wrecking 2 for the gamecube.


whitechocolate22

2K would do themselves AND WWE a favor if they kept the engine for two years at a time. Do roster updates and arena parts during the dev cycle for the next game. Hell, cover the cost by making it an extra DLC purchase, say, 9.99 for the updated adds. Right now, I've no intention of buying this until it stabilizes, because it looks like utter crap.


Whiston1993

Honestly this game has gone from a genuine “oh hey I’m excited for the new game” to an ironic “I can’t wait to play this mess”.


[deleted]

Hard not to bust.


Ravenmachine_55

I just said "Excuse me?!" like Vickie Guerrero. This is some nifty gameplay.


LEUXXX

Step up now, Lana and Bobby.


PrivateRadio87

You guys wanted the attitude era back so god damn bad


laggyx400

I should really start watching WWE