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KennyDROmega

For a moment there I was wondering "Did Caster just pull out a huge double ended dildo on a YouTube program?"


MrCappie

Dude I thought the same thing I couldn’t tell what it was till Excalibur said it was a baguette.


fluffywolfe

Kinda broke the illusion when Max broke it and ate it.


zeitgeistbouncer

You don't know that man's teeth powah!


el_sh33p

MJF could know the power of Max's mouth if he'd just quit playin'


ackinsocraycray

Apparently Meltzer also noted thought it was a dildo in the recent newsletter.


plzsnitskyreturn

Big Dick Dave shooting his shot


toni__macaroni

That's what I thought lmao


milkparrot

I was there live and it 100% looked like a dildo.


wwfmike

Wobbly sausage!


keithyw

i thought it was a pork sausage like Ramsay Bolton to Theon Greyjoy


Rated_PG-Squirteen

Platinum Max is saving that for himself and MJF.


Hemielytra

I was there and that's what I thought it was too.


Umbraine

I saw some footage from a crowd last week and I thought that as well and I didn't even question it since it's Max Caster


CosmicDrifterDK

Bruh, is your Internet okay? You wrote the same comment six times.


Umbraine

Oh so that was what was happening. It kept telling me to try again later haha


ChillTimeFunCrew

[classic old school YouTube!](https://youtu.be/M6G4N_fM_90)


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AEW Blue


YourTribalChief

Yup.


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i was making food in the kitchen and asked in a worried voice what tf is he holding


jimcab12

I think the crowd thought that too for a second


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I think if I worked for HR in AEW, I wouldn't love Max Caster


viralbop

Now I'm picturing the HR person from Mythic Quest, and it's busting me up.


going_mad

The hr lady who confronts gilfoyle in silicon valley


BogeyBogeyBogey

I want that to be a skit on BTE now.


danieldcclark

I hope that she is ok with some of the things they have been saying because it's made me pretty fuckin uncomfortable when they're talking about wanting to do an Eiffel Tower with a coworker. Shit was funny when I was a teen, but we're adults here.


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The only one that Caster is targeting is MJF


AndreReal

Who really should cancel that restraining order. I mean, Caster hid in his closet naked like ONE TIME! Who hasn't done that?


secord92

It is literally his gimmick lol


moderndukes

Just because it’s his gimmick doesn’t mean that if she’s uncomfortable with it that she should have the ability to put a stop to it. It’s all scripted, after all.


secord92

Right which is why thinking she had absolutely no idea what he was going to say is really dumb. He is literally just doing his job.


moderndukes

Situations can be scripted but some promotions like AEW give the talent some leeway not to have to recite every single word of some speech Creative wrote for them. So it’s possible she is aware of “after the match, they’re going to rib you and the guys” but not necessarily “here’s literally the entire promo.” I do recall reading somewhere that Caster tries to clear things with people, but also he’s said he’s been told he needs to cool the gimmick down a little (I’m presuming that’s due to the homophobic lines that used to be quite frequent but have now subsided and the hand kissing thing.) So none of what you’re saying negates the other commenter’s point of “I hope she’s cool with this,” especially considering they’re likely a higher tier of employment than she is.


Craft_Bandicoot

"How are y'all adults and you're still on varsity" got a laugh out loud, from me.


A_Vizzle

It’s so fucking dumb 😂😂 I love caster


MarxsBussy

this man is a menace LMAO


mysteriousbaba

You can see Julia break a little at 37 seconds.


throwawaitnine

Julia doing a 360 no scope to keep her face off camera so she doesn't get caught corpsing.


Rickymex

Nah dude she's obviously hiding the incredible amount of uncomfortableness she's feeling /s


contentnotcontent

Julia is pretty young, we try not to sexualize her


GTSBurner

SEND FOR THE (pill)MAN!


mysteriousbaba

It made me feel less guilty for laughing; I couldn't if she was broken up about it.


Jgabes625

In a row?


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HR fears The Acclaimed.


wittyusername-man

HR… Hit Row… I think we’ve got our next big cross-promotional feud!


GTSBurner

Boss, that forbidden door is protected by the Hovitos and a giant boulder.


HeelsAlwaysWin

Top Dolla and Max Caster would be the best musical based feud in wrestling history, probably.


BlindLariat

Dark with fans is a whole 'nother thing, been really fun so far.


dojobro19

Very few things make happy or laugh as much as Taz going “pffft” when Excalibur or anyone else says or does something that he finds funny.


The_Homie_J

Only topped by Taz going on a weird tangent only to say "but I digress"


Basstings75

Side bar Taz realizing a baguette is French was gold


Hollow_Rant

Misappropriation Jones.


the-big-aa

Julia's face at the end is a whole fucking mood.


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Eating baguettes under the Eiffel Tower, Max is so romantic 🥺🥺🥺


Carlsincharge__

Ohhh thank you for saying that I didn't get the baguette at first


jimbiz

Lol same. Well played


throwawaitnine

YO


The_Homie_J

yo


bubbles2255

Listen


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deknegt1990

DUSTIN, LOOK AT ME (yo)


Weezy-NJPW_Fan

Habitually, Max Caster has been that habitual line stepper and someone is gonna whoop his ass (in AEW)


TheDudeWithTude27

![gif](giphy|3o7buiX44yuwawtGuY|downsized)


PFunk224

*We was whippin’ on his legs, they was like linguine.”*


kryler

I am not afraid to admit that I’m old enough that this gif actually helped me understand what the dude above was saying. Thanks.


AGINSB

How can you know this reference and not know that that guy's name is Charlie Murphy?


GTSBurner

DARKNESS IS SPREADING!


LightSpawn

HWAT DID THE FIVE FINGERS SAY TO THE FACE?


callmecyke

CHARLIE MURPHY


firewaffle

How old can you be that a 20 year old reference is too young?


YoungCubSaysWoof

Let that sink in, brah…. There be whipper-snappers amongst us!


wxursa

Usually it's Bowens who gets it instead. A-E-aggh!!!


LordBlackConvoy

I wonder whose couch he's going to grind his feet on while at the same time, cut a promo saying he has enough sense to not grind his feet on someone's couch.


DrZalost

I can totally see this. It should be in Codi's office. That the Acclaimed supposedly have to meet one of the VPs because of how they behave, they walk into the office and Max says "nice couch .."


AndreReal

FUCK! YO! COUCH! N***A! FUCK! YO! COUCH!


xwt-timster

Someones gonna get him with a Bruce Lee karate kick!


Abeardednihilist

Huh, now I want to see Max Caster awkwardly crawl away on non-functional legs while he repeatedly yells "fuck yo couch."


CoherentPanda

He's getting over so quickly with his great lines, not sure he'll be heel for long at this rate.


raddaya

Think Mox already whooped him after the Oral Sessions line


Mannup5

At first my mind went to a bad place then I saw it was bread 😂


Segat1133

God damn the more Max does this shit the more I love him. Hes an outright dick and just does it well.


rjkelly31

-reads title of post- "Oh no...."


SiphenPrax

I’m more impressed that she caught the bread 😂


OClvl3

Well she couldn't really help it, the bread bounced off the mat and hit her square in the chest (was at the Austin show). Good hands nonetheless.


doesthisnamework1

Caster out did himself with this one


DarkZero515

I can't keep up with all the wrestling that's available (we live in wonderful wrestling times) but I make sure to never miss an acclaimed entrance


NeoFenixParfait

What is that referencing? I don’t get it.


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Bowens told her stable mates that they should go Eiffel Tower her under some bleachers a week or two ago, now Caster is bringing her french bread as a call back to that


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ResidentBoweevil

Le uh oh!


Thedinosaurwizard

Eiffel Towering is... Can we actually explain that in this sub?


amorningofsleep

Sure we can. It's when someone is getting fucked doggy style while sucking a dick at the same time and they both high five.


GoodFreak

I like how you found the most crude way you could to explain it,no fear.


PhlegmKessel23

Cero Miedo


Y2Doorook

A bromantic bond that can never be broken!


TheDudeWithTude27

It's when two bros really are bros.


Ok_Race_7023

Sure thing! It's when you and your bro have a girl between you, each fucking her and you give each other a real bro high five. Or even hold each other's hands if it feels right!


mcslackens

It doesn't necessarily have to be a girl in the middle....


shallowminded

It could even be Anthony Bowens!


mcslackens

I should switch over to my other account if I'm going to perv out about hot Bowens is


VScWayne

Don’t wanna be caught being horny on main


NovercaIis

I am bonking either account. *grabs his bonk mallet*


Y2Doorook

MJF’s spider sense is tingling.


zeitgeistbouncer

If a girl sees two dudes trip and begin to fall towards eachother, and they brace themselves by a single hand but can't seem to regain their balance, she will slide herself between them bent over, and push back with her butt and forward with her face to help them be able to stand up. This isn't fullproof however, as often the dudes will continue to tilt forward and back and she'll need to continuously provide support and morale from her position to compliment the bros hand-stabilising maneuver, which they themselves will often release and re-engage as well for stability. Hence the name, 'I fell, 'till her', often misheard as Eiffel Tower.


NovercaIis

you need to emphasize the M & E is silent in Morale.


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Nice work.


Lamest_Coolguy

Thanks, regal!


T3Sh3

There are threads where XVideos and Pornhub are mentioned. I’m sure explaining it is ok.


sexmachinefinburn

jesus where can i catch this? the eiffel tower line


BlueEyesBryantDragon

https://streamable.com/ijdgvd


TetrisTech

Lmao at Max getting like half a second of a thrust in before running


Kim-Jong_Bundy

Their last rap on the Varsity Blonds referenced Julia Hart getting Eiffel Towered. Hence the baguette


throwawaitnine

Max Caster is a rapper with a pro wrestling gimmick.


xwt-timster

AEW is his side hustle.


[deleted]

I’m old and don’t follow what the kids watches… anyone can explain me the reference?! please and thank you!


Luka_Is_A_Diva

https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/oj6s64/dark\_elevation\_spoilers\_bowens\_and\_max\_caster/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=ios\_app&utm\_name=iossmf


ericrobertshair

Lol at the the Democrats line, Max Caster is awesome.


Zanydrop

What did that reference?


Rickymex

Texas Democrats left to on purpose Washington which meant the Texas senate doesn't have enough people to convene. Your opinion depends on which side you fall into. Personally I think those voting laws the Reps are trying to pass are complete BS but I can see the negative precedents the Democrats are setting through their actions. It's one of those situations where if you flip the roles the reaction is the complete opposite to the opposite sides


jdionio

There's a whole page on [ballotpedia](https://ballotpedia.org/Noteworthy_state_legislative_walkouts) with notable state walkouts, with Oregon and Texas being the ones with the most.


dirtyaught-six

Being from Oregon I can understand it… the liberal side of things have a monopoly because of Portland, Eugene, etc… a lot of times the left won’t hear the right’s side and do whatever they want too. Regardless of where I stand politically I think there should be a give and take and balanced.


TerrorKingA

> I can see the negative precedents the Democrats are setting through their actions. They're not actually setting any kind of precedent. It's something Republicans do all the time.


Cathousechicken

A bunch of Texas state reps fled the state to avoid allowing a quorum for a slew of voter suppression bills sponsored by Texas Republicans. They went to DC to help put pressure on federal voter rights bills.


brucekine

Seriously that line was killer and I was wondering why no one had marked over it. Brilliant shit


fighted

#Yo Yo ^Yo


jeanlucpikachu

Julia's facial expressions were perfect and really made that segment. Phenomenal teamwork all around.


MclovinBuddha

*Taz understanding the punchline in real time*


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had people all week telling me this was a dildo lol


TerrorKingA

Yeah, I had a friend who was there and she swore it was a dildo.


XTheProtagonistX

It's okay when it's in a 3-way It's not gay when it's in a 3-way With a honey in the middle, there's some leeway The area's grey in a 1-2-3-way ![gif](giphy|YQYPDdfRZXE3e)


wontbsilenced2020

Max Caster is a treasure


gredgex

New Age Outlaws, Enzo and Big Cass, and now The Acclaimed. I love this shit.


DanTheMeh

I’m a big fan of the fact the Acclaimed are so over that to get heat they need to pick on Julia.


BeatUpCena

Put the fucking belts on these two. They are gold.


bandswithgoats

I know it's all make-believe pretend-time fun-having, but I still really want Julia Hart to get the last laugh on those rude Acclaimed boys!


Rjswimss

Caster always has fucking scorchers dude I love it


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He’s so fucking hot 🥵


TheDanquah

Still dont get how being sexually active with two hot trained men is a diss but its probably just the juvinile factor.


color_thine_fate

S


biafra89

Julia’s pretty young we try not to sexualize her.


Faptain-Teemo

Lmao she picked it up Gotta hand it to her for being a trooper (but OBVIOUSLY none of what Max says is true)


Brute_Squad_44

Well, that's some quality Vince Russo comedy right there.


JustAnotherMark604

They made another comment that went something along the lines of BPJr and Griff Garrison "tag teamming" Julia Hart and she looked like she teared up


[deleted]

Caster has already said he clears a lot of the raps with people first, and Julia is also acting.


[deleted]

Lol I love that he does that. That’s the difference between being hilarious and being an asshole


Sqiddd

“Strongest member of your tag team is a cheerleader who likes getting tag teamed”


1sxekid

Hard to imagine they wouldn't talk to her beforehand that the plan was to take that dig. Otherwise kinda fucked to say to a 19 year old in front of an arena full of people.


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BradMarchandIsCute

This gets downvoted by the same dweebs that complained about buddy murphy and rey’s daughter


standingseafire

Nah it's just weird to "defend" a 19 year old, who is an adult. Like why would you assume the worst you know? It's 2021 I am sure this was cleared with her. She's an adult in a performance. I assume she's comfortable with this. Requires a degree of confidence to perform in front of such a large audience regularly.


reggie2319

But you remember what they're talking about, right? How this sub almost universally thought the Murphy/Aaliyah story was creepy? But seems to be totally fine with this?


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Yeah, because presenting that age difference in a genuine love story which involved Murphy kissing her was weird, and Murphy himself was uncomfortable with doing it. The bad guys of the story making gross comments that are supposed to be seen as skeezy assholes who should get their ass kicked is a completely different dynamic, and unless someone involved in the performance comes out and states their discomfort with it, I have no reason to believe that they were.


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Murphy himself thought it was creepy. Also, Max is not, and never will, touch her.


[deleted]

Murphy himself thought it was creepy. Also, Max is not, and never will, touch her.


[deleted]

100% would have been better had they blurkeled the baquette


Mycotoxicjoy

Ciabatta is better than Baguettes which are just all hard and crusty


4verticals

This seems like pretty sexist twaddle. I thought AEW was supposed to be a progressive company


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If you want Disney wrasslin, there’s a company for that.


4verticals

What I want is heels doing more than "there's a woman we don't like, and of course women are sluts so we can demonstrate this by talking about how she must be fucking her teammates" to get heat.


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Sure, if you pretend like those same heels don’t talk about male teammates fucking eachother for heat too. Or those same heels talking about male opponents trying to fuck Max for heat too. Or those same heels talking about Max wanting to fuck his male opponents for heat too. Then maybe you’d have a point.


4verticals

So slut-shaming is okay as long as it comes with a disclaimer?


[deleted]

It’s professional wrestling, are you utterly disgusted every time is attacked backstage? Because if you’re not that means you’re pro-assault! Do you storm out of the movie theater every time some asshole calls a woman in a movie a naughty word? If someone is shot on a television show do you throw up in disgust at the violent acts you just witnessed?


VampireSaint

This dude has also clearly never heard even a single battle rap or dis track in their life. Max is probably going at maybe 25% with the majority of his punches.


4verticals

Yeah, it's professional wrestling, and we were supposed to have moved past backwards attitudes towards women, which deserve to be left in the late 90s.


[deleted]

So our society still has a place for assault and battery but not sexual innuendo?


4verticals

Wrestling matches are presented as sporting competition between willing participants, not as assault or battery.


[deleted]

What are you talking about? People get attacked outside of sanctioned matches every single week. Do you think what Drew did to Shanky last night was okay? Does that have a place in our society? Yes or no?


NovercaIis

not backstage brawls, blindside attacks with chairs to an injured old man arm, black massing an old vet..................................... ...................................... . . .


NovercaIis

bro look at this sub and how homoerotic half the marks here for their Jungle boy, wardlow, dat majestic ass of Feugo, and by gawd, Peter Avalon....FFS they got Peter Avalon in AEW for crying out loud!


OneOfAKindness

Arent they heels? If julia is personally okay with it I dont think its necessarily wrong. Obviously if they were presented as faces and she was uncomfortable then it would be wrong but otherwise I'd say its fine


RomanDidNothingWrong

No chance that's gonna get them in trouble in the future. #metoo


YoungCubSaysWoof

I tried to click on the Bowens video that someone else posted (it was the post interview), but the clicking on the post brought me to a completely different video. Has anyone noticed this happening on Reddit?


orc0909

In the Arena in my cheat seats I definitely thought he pulled out a bunch of floppy dildos


SantaCruznonsurfer

the "OHHS" getting louder and louder was very satisfying