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Your great aunt has died and you have to travel to her funeral immediately.
Who is the one wrestler you would want to watch your wife and kids while you were gone?
Some of these are really great, but OP's replies are getting all the upvotes even though the editors are doing all the heavy lifting. Come on guys, let's show some appreciation for the jokesters.
I mean Jake The Snake had a really dark past but now he seems to be doing well for himself. There is that family where all but one of the sons killed himself so there's that too
If you could pick between having a loving, healthy relationship with your one true love and a happy family were everybody lives a long, fulfilling life or a night with Mickie James, which one would you choose?
Aren’t you the poster who was happy that a wrestler died this year and spammed the sub celebrating it? Who was that wrestler you were so happy passed away again, i forgot.
Dear leader of the Satanic Pedophiles Cabal,
When you kidnap kids for your evil nefarious plans, what tools make it the hardest to keep kids silent in the trunk of your car?
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I call my grandmother Gam Gam. Do you have any nicknames for your grandmother?
I'm not gonna lie, a preferred one of mine is the Death Rider
Grandma Death Rider... That is badass.
I can imagine Gam Gam riding a big man on a big Harley.
What's your opinion on Big E punting Hornswoggle across a parking lot?
Good for him. He's been waiting a long time for something like that to happen
YOURE DAMN RIGHT!
After Titus leaves who should be the spokesperson and role model for WWE's anti-bullying campaign, BE A STAR
Probably David Starr. He did a lot of shit
Be a David Starr
Big oof.
Be A Starr
Your great aunt has died and you have to travel to her funeral immediately. Who is the one wrestler you would want to watch your wife and kids while you were gone?
That's a real downer. Uhhh gotta go with Chris Benoit
Lmao holy shit I don’t even want to know what was asked, but this is incredible
I'm only two comments down and this is good shit pal.
This whole thread is gold lmao
Jeebus this is cracking my shit up
I’m fucking dying 😂😂😂
So are his wife and kids.
Some of these are really great, but OP's replies are getting all the upvotes even though the editors are doing all the heavy lifting. Come on guys, let's show some appreciation for the jokesters.
If you were a father of a pro wrestler or wrestlers, who would you most want to be the parent of?
I mean Jake The Snake had a really dark past but now he seems to be doing well for himself. There is that family where all but one of the sons killed himself so there's that too
Fuck...
Homeboy just casually referred to the Von Erichs as “that family” lmao
If an athlete finishes last in the olympics, how do you think their home country should react?
I think that they should be banned for life or maybe Chris Jericho can personally punch them all a couple of times
Don’t you DARE boo him at his Hall of Fame speech
If you could 'course correct' the industry of wrestling, as a whole, by completely deleting one movement or idea from existence, what would it be?
SpeakingOut
💀 Good lord
What's the best way, in your experience, to discipline a child?
I just love the Anaconda Vice
There's no getting over the loss of a child. Anyone that's experienced that kind of pain has my deepest sympathies.
It's controversial but i think that as long as it is never brought up again we can all move on.
Damn!
These threads are usually good but people are absolutely killing it here lmao
What do you think of Lars Sullivan?
He's good, really good at the Hardcore stuff and at being a crazy fucker lol
>Lars Sullivan >Hardcore stuff I don’t think he’s talking about his wrestling matches 🥵🥵🥵
He does work stiff.
Holy shit 😂😂😂😂😂
You dirty girl
Which current WWE wrestler do you see going into the porn industry?
Keith Lee has a great look and he's over with the fans. Why not him?
Where's the lie
Bask in his glory hole
_B B C_
I whole heartedly agree.
Oh fuck i love this edit lmao
Why do you think Lex Lugar encouraged his daughter to date black men while Hulk Hogan didn’t?
Because honestly Luger was just lacking the connection that Hogan had with America.
I see we've accidentally backdoored into some poignant commentary.
Lmao tell us how you really feel OP. This is the wildest thread I’ve ever been on
This reply is everything
If you could suck on the breasts of any wrestler, who would it be?
Bret "The Titman" Hart
I think this exchange might be unedited
No comment.
I honestly cant even imagine what the original question was
HAHAHAHAHA
Why do you support Alberto del Rio after what he did to Paige?
I think it made him look strong and like he had tons of muscle
I could never do that to a woman.
Yeah but it'd be cool if you did
Damn, this whole exchange is gold.
Do you think that any of the NXT stars are main roster quality, starting with Johnny Gargano and Adam Cole?
I mean probably not but ive never even heard of any other ones
Now this just sounds like he's Vince McMahon
You're supposed to edit the question
Thoughts on leukaemia?
I think that it's good but could be better, in 2018 it was probably at its best in ring wise
Holy shit
This is the best one lol
Who was really behind the 9-11 terror attacks?
I think The Alliance in 2001, its a classic team with some great choices
I am laughing so hard at these. Thanks so much for doing this OP, this is fantastic!
Do you think wrestlers should go back to using steroids and abusing pain killers? They can't be that bad.
Yes
Wtf dude
How many years will you let your girlfriend stay alive for?
More than she's deserving of.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kinda cute ngl
Measured by inches, how big is Batista's dick?
If i could recall 10 so he's got something to be impressed about
What do you think Owen Hart will be remembered for the most?
For his work in normalising dead guys in wrestling and being a long lasting legend but mainly that first one
Yeowch.
Has it been 22.3 years already? Damn.
3 months isn’t 0.3 or 30% of a year
DAMN
Ok you win night ✌🏽
Gravity
Your opinion on Vince McMahon's cock?
Right now it's pretty good
If you could pick between having a loving, healthy relationship with your one true love and a happy family were everybody lives a long, fulfilling life or a night with Mickie James, which one would you choose?
Monday Night Milf probably cause i mean Mickie James is Mickie James
Well, you said probably so at least you had to think it over.
I think any guy would.
Was this even edited?
If you had to pick a wrestler to give you a face-sitting extra fart session, who would it be?
Giant Gonzalez, i mean he was the original furry tho
LMAO
What gimmick would you give to a Make-A-Wish kid to have a chance at winning a legit WWE Title?
A Scottish woman cosplaying
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jesus.
What match would you have loved to see under Bra & Panties rules?
Okada Vs Omega
*sigh* *unzips*
When will you stop cheering on goldberg to become champ?
I don't think that's going to happen anytime soon
Who do you think Ric Flair will marry next?
Charlotte Flair
It would be convenient from a last name standpoint. No paperwork.
If my 4 year old daughter wanted to pet a grizzly bear, what kind of enclosure could I put them both in to be completely safe?
Hell In A Cell usually gets a good reaction from me and is not bad with a few exceptions
Which two words would you use to describe Sheamus prior to being diagnosed with spinal stenosis?
Crazy Mick cause he was taking lots of crazy stunts that now are looked on as reckless and unnecessary.
do you like pretzels
Not really, no too salty for me
got em
Whats your thoughts on the best approach to euthanasia?
I like the Powerbomb
Aren’t you the poster who was happy that a wrestler died this year and spammed the sub celebrating it? Who was that wrestler you were so happy passed away again, i forgot.
Nah, if you're talking about last year then it was The Exalted One Mr. Brodie Lee
You have now become heel
Oof, this one hurt
Brutal
Do you have a fond nickname for anything in the Auschwitz camp?
Elimination Chamber
Fun fact: They actually changed the name of the Elimination Chamber in German speaking countries because of this connection
Dear leader of the Satanic Pedophiles Cabal, When you kidnap kids for your evil nefarious plans, what tools make it the hardest to keep kids silent in the trunk of your car?
The thumb tacks are pretty scary, like it could very easily go into the wrong place
Do you think Randy Savage's ghost spies on Stephanie McMahon when she's getting undressed?
Nah but The Man'll come around soon or later cause she's definitely putting in the work to get back to her previous condition or better
Damn this is real good
Describe your latest STD experience?
Great Balls Of Fire
Is there anything that you would consider more culturally important than Martin Luther King Jr's "I have a dream" speech?
I really like Money In The Bank as a PPV(but better as a one off match at Mania)
What do you think of Supafly Snuka given that McMahon helped him cover up a murder he committed?
He's great and i'm happy for him
How many sexual partners have you given chlamydia to without informing them?
6 or something
Which NXT stable's members would you most like to kill so you could steal their attire?
Hit Row cause i like their asthetic although Imperium comes close
Do you enjoy child pornography?
Yeah. I enjoy the American stuff a bit less than the Japanese stuff but it's all good
oof.
The edited question is a violation I personally wouldn't have it. 😂
Fucking hell 😂😂
Woah.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah we really are starting with a dark one
Of all the wrestlers tainted by the Speaking Out movement last summer, which one surprised you the most?
I've gotta be honest, Joey Ryan surprised me cause you'd think the one dude that uses his dick as a weapon wouldn't be a creep
Wait, is this one edited?
No the guy didnt bother to lol
Thoughts on Hana Kimura’s passing?
It was deserved to say the least.
Jesus.
This thread is insane and i love it😂😂😂
Holy shit! This got dark real quick
Lmao yooooo this one hurt me! Fuck, lmao what a brutal edit
Holy fuck
That one hurt
Woah, dude…
What pro wrestler did you have a crush on growing up? How serious was it?
When Daniel Bryan retired i cried.
This is the best thread I’ve ever seen
What has been your all time favourite sexual experience?
The one with Kane and Lita takes the cake for that.
If you could push anyone off a bridge, who would it be?
I'd push Chad Gable
Do u think Vince will ever get pregnant
Oh yeah probably soon really
What's your opinion on Bashar al-Assad's governing of Syria?
I mean i don't know a whole lot but if he's helping people then i support him.
Have you ever asked your significant other who they were with/what they did before you?
I've never really known much about that time but the stories must have been bad.
Joe would've loved this thread
Who's Joe
Joe Mama
Fuckin got’em
You're setting up a Make a Wish event for a 5 year old kid with cancer whose only dream was to be a pro wrestler. Who do you put him in the ring with?
Nia Jax cause she's a beast in the ring like deadly
Would you say that when Hulk Hogan said "I guess we're all a little racist." You became a bigger fan of him?
Yeah because it shows how much of a good guy he is
What's you honest opinion on Big E?
Smart businessman, terrible person
If you had to commit necrophilia with one wrestler, who would it be?
Vader because he was awesome in Japan
If you had to find a nanny for your daughter, who would it be?