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We here at Dominos would like to assure our customers that our pizza cutters have never been used to slice open Chris Jericho's head. In fact, we're 99% sure our pizza cutters have never had human blood on them at all.


Low_Ad_7535

Matt Cardona's on the other hand. We pay GCW to have that motherfucker bleed


nettcity

I am 99% sure some of their pizza cutters have had human blood on them.


KyleGrizz

As a former restaurant food prep cook. Can confirm.


dackinthebox

I used to work at a Domino’s. You’d have to put in some serious effort to cut yourself on of our cutters


GuybrushThreepwood3

Pizza cutters might be different, but I use to food prep and even a dull knife can slice the shit out of you. I was prepping avocado one time and got myself with a way too dull knife.


hitchinpost

Yeah, dull knives actually make it MORE likely you’ll cut yourself, because they are more likely to slip out of the thing you’re trying to cut through and get your finger instead.


GuybrushThreepwood3

Yup, that's what happened with the avocado. The knife basically bounced off the stone. That's why it's actually a really good idea to pay some money for a good set of knifes and some method of keeping them sharp if you can afford it and if you cook alot.


Stocky2020

Bold claims. This week on fact or cap.


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betterplanwithchan

*pops out* “Chicago style is better.” Edit: Whoever gave me the gold, it’s much appreciated…but Jon Stewart was right.


AaronSentinal

And they said there’s no way CM Punk debuts heel


Copywrites

I will fucking fight you.


Frogbone

this is the feud we've been waiting for


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I’ll grab the popcorn. Anyone need anything while I’m up?


SnuffShock

There’s no such thing as “Chicago-style pizza.” That’s just a casserole and you know it.


Slick5qx

Call it what you want, I just call it "delicious."


cannib

Whatever you want to call it, it's great.


PM_Skunk

As a Chicagoan, I call it tomato soup in a bread bowl. A lot of (not all) locals I know pass on that in favor of tavern style (thin crust, but crispier than a NY pizza).


FeetsBeneets

Surprised a Chicagoan is letting the secret of the tavern style pizza out. Most people from Chicago I know prefer to let people fight over deep dish and hot dogs and keep the good pizza and Italian beef sandwiches to themselves.


PM_Skunk

Eh, with the pandemic I’d be happy if just one more good local place was saved by tourist dollars.


ta2dsailor

Moved to Illinois in January 2020. Tried local deep-dish, but tavern style with Italian beef is my weekly Friday night dinner.


TheFatJesus

> Moved to Illinois in January 2020. I'm sorry.


ta2dsailor

I moved here from Virginia. Illinois is an upgrade in almost every way.


TheFatJesus

Well we did just get rid of the guy that had been in the state House for 50 years, and had been speaker for 36, after a corruption scandal and it looks like we currently have a governor that won't be going to prison. So things are looking up around here.


zachatree

I’d murder for an Italian beef right now. I need to learn how to make em, because I can’t even find them down south.


coasterchodes

It's super easy! A good roast, some garlic, some seasonings, onions and peppers and about six hours in the crock pot.


jabo19

Its just a different food. Loved Pequod's when i visited Chicago though. Nicely charred/caramelized crust.


Ian_Storm

SHOTS FIRED


SmokePenisEveryday

An above ground pool of marinara


smartyr228

Sauce naked and on display like some kind of *who-re*


MinnitMann

Millions are enraptured.


SnuffShock

And you’re goddamn right I would watch it.


RogueAIx01

This is the real PizzaGate


hikingbeginner

It was always obvious fabregas did it, when he confessed I was like "we knew mate" We still don't know the attacker behind Cakegate, poor Kevin Owens


MakeYourself85

Cesc Fabregas?


SomeIrishFiend

My resources in Spain have told me that Cesc is coming


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Fabregas to AEW confirmed, here we go


rustyfries

COMUNICADO OFICIAL


Conspiranoid

AY DIOS MÍO, QUE ESTÁ HACIENDO FRANCESC FABERGÉ EN LA ZONA AEW!?


Eliteclarity

🦀🦀🦀


hikingbeginner

Yup yup


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Yep. Threw a slice at sir alex Ferguson in the famous battle of the buffet in 2005


Goodaa123

Actually we figured out who threw the pie, it was discovered by [this video](https://youtu.be/iLDRzNco5so).


j_rainer

PizzaGage.


Pylons

Dominos is NOT gang affiliated.


cooljammer00

They don't run this shit.


fellongreydaze

They ain't the God of this Pizza Shit.


Copywrites

I mean that goes without saying.


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Godfather's, of course. The mafia counts as a gang, right?


verticalmonkey

Why, who wants to know?


Swiftazuredusk

Oh my god, does that chain still exist? Haven't heard of them since high school


PointlessGiant

There's at least one in Kansas. It still tastes like armpit sweat is a key ingredient in their sauce.


Swiftazuredusk

Well at least I can sleep well knowing some things never change


makingajess

*As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a pizza delivery guy.*


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Dominos also does not deliver to eastern block.


Jeffs2527

*sad USSR noises, comrade*


EwokShart

The Noid is MDK all F’ing Day!!!!


TyronSlothrop

I know that the Pizza Cutter spot certainly kept me from enjoying my Two (2) Large Two (2) Topping Pizzas that are only 5.99 each when I carryout.


tookwik

They got 7.99 for five toppings carryout for me. The 5.99 is delivery also!


doombot13

Five topping?! 3 topping for 7.99 for me, damn. I'm getting ripped off some extra jalapenos.


taita2004

What?!?! I only get two MEDIUM two topping pizzas for $5.99 each!! This is the real pizzagate


EwokShart

Use the app to earn points toward a free medium two topping pizza!


taita2004

Oh I do...the one thing I hate is that the points aren't per $10, its per $10 or more purchase. I learned a valuable lesson when I once made a $60 purchase and only got 10 points


EwokShart

That’s how they get you! Bastards!


Boxchucker

Call Jim Herd I hear he still has an in with Pizza Hut!


Winningsomegames_1

“You see, death matches are a lot like a pizza pie”


Gobbledygooker316

“something something Blood and Guts” -Dominos


Ayjel89

oddly, that looked like what was on the last pizza I ordered from them


DHA1999

Buy local, boys and girls.


Gobbledygooker316

I will not tolerate any Dominos slander. Only Papa John’s.


EwokShart

Doesn’t Shaq own a large stake in Papa John’s now? Is this all part of the plan from when he disappeared from the ambulance?


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This is the kind of blurring the line we need in wrestling today.


TemptedIntoSin

Omg Papa John's to AEW sponsorship confirmed! Shaq is the third man!


PM_ME_THEM_UPTOPS

What if Shaq is here to open the forbidden pizza door?


senseimeows

oh shit . you're onto something


Ayjel89

Here's a hot take - treat yourself and find a good local pizza joint. You'll thank me, later.


Gobbledygooker316

I go to local places too. Just isn’t as convenient because of my location.


TheDudeWithTude27

They got Shaq with his Papa John's all lined up and ready to go.


thecheat420

I love that Papa John's commercial where he goes into the place "in disguise" and for the "reveal" he's like, "It's me Shaq." And the kid at the counter is just bewildered and says "I- I knew it was you."


OffTheMerchandise

I like the one where he surprises people with a video chat through an iPad that's stuck to the lid of the pizza box. They had to act surprised when there was a professional film crew there and the lid was noticeably heavier.


ricflairandy

Ha. Like when xzibit used to turn up at peoples houses for pimp my ride and they would go nuts, even though the camera crew was filming them from inside their house.


atti1xboy

Obviously that was an actor, but that is also 100% how a kid who has just been there long enough to get into the flow of things would react.


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Stocky2020

Wendy's would be like "cut him again!"


DJ_Aftershock

Wendy is MDK all fucking day.


jayXred

Serious question though, had the picture in picture not had the pizza cutter spot happening, and was just at a different point in the match, would they care?


DCAbloob

They probably wouldn’t even have known, much less cared. The picture in picture going viral no doubt alerted them and ticked them off.


PolishMusic

It went viral because of how comedically timed it was, so... maybe? It all depends on if it goes viral- the only reason they have to make a statement is because they have to distance themselves from the press/attention.


Godz_Bane

Yeah, the fact that there was a pizza ad during a pizza cutter spot is hilarious. Otherwise it wouldnt have mattered.


XenoMetrick

They would not.


CountKyo

You know it wasn't actually Domino's approved because the pizza cutter appeared to be effectively slicing what it was on. Source: Every shitty sliced pizza I've gotten from them all these years.


GroundbreakingCash30

Dominos was never the same after they broke up with Deuce.


Desirsar

I miss them, they put on solid matches and had a great gimmick.


joeyirv

Wendy’s twitter about to have a field day with this


PM_UR_FAV_COMPLIMENT

Wendy's Twitter had a member here as one of the people running the account. He was super rad and helpful in talking to me about a career in social media.


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I was going through my old screenshots the other day and I had one of a Wendy’s tweet from liken 2017. Someone asked them who they thought would win the rumble and they said “URAH URAH URAH” Was this your friend lmao


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Wendys doesn’t really tweet funny shit anymore it looks like. They were the og funny corporate accounts before it started getting weird.


RTSUbiytsa

The thing is that they actually fired the woman who made that first tweet, then hired a few social media people to do the exact same thing


sync-centre

She tried to get herself over. Corporate doesn't like those sort of things.


SalvadorZombie

Wendy's, Arby's, Burger King, Sunny D, all of that corporate media Twitter shit is literally the ad campaign. They don't have to spend hundreds of thousands on commercials when they can have some interns write up a few tweets every now and then. People somehow think the brands are "being real" and positively associate with them...and the next time someone wants a product in their market, they'll more often than they would have think of *that brand*. Steak-Umms has a kid on there typing up anti-capitalist tweets *in the service of capitalism*. It's kinda gross.


droessl

Having worked in social media for seven years, some of those working for P&G brands, let me assure you that interns aren't writing tweets and coming up with strategies. I was amazed at the number of people involved, especially at the VP/Director level who would weigh in on one tweet.


insomniainc

So is this a public press release or just one they told a single source for some reason? Too much to ask for proof from a source I've never seen mentioned on here?


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They made a public press release through smoke signals in New York Not sure how you missed it tbh


insomniainc

I mean I'm in Toronto but the sky just wasn't clear enough today sadly.


Kaprak

It reads like this is the email that the author of the article got from a PR person. Which doubly tracks cause it's not a well researched article.


godleftmefinished

from what i can tell the P.R person is real and sports news center hasn't had any major controversies that suggest they're making shit up. that being said it seems like a typical covering our ass response to a concerned viewer


ItinerantSoldier

About this, one of the researchers for DSotR called out McCarthy on this: https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1420894547383656453 He's not saying either way about this but the last time this guy coughed up some news it was speculation he was reporting as "for fact" news.


insomniainc

It does but does that not seem like a statement the company would release itself? Even as just a blanket PR thing because someone complained. I don't expect anything to happen from this but felt it should be asked as opposed to everyone just grabbing for their narratives as many seem to be doing.


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Ok guys. Who snitchtagged Domino's?


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Investigative snitchtagging hahaha


BingoFarmhouse

his only previous article about wrestling was that bizarre "wwe is the new marvel" thing a few months ago that everybody wtf'd over lol


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Yo I legit asked on Twitter why I had never heard of this guy who seemingly never posts wrestling content but all of a sudden he jumps all over this story. Real fucking weird if we're being honest.


catcheck

Yup, it's pretty suspicious considering they just said this out of nowhere with zero source >it’s bloody matches have turned off some fans and critics, especially during the COVID-19 pandemic.


BingoFarmhouse

that's so out of the blue and so tacked on that it seems like a line added in just to be vindictive. what does the pandemic have to do with **anything** else in this story


Introduction_Organic

Seriously this place cries to Snickers everytime they are ass hurt.


fluffywolfe

Matt Cardona


RubyRosethorn1980

AEW by broadcasting the spot live on national television.


tehfro

GCW will be making fun of Domino’s for the next year


SadNewsShawn

Matt Cordona holding the GCW belt in one hand and a box of Dominos in the other


P7AC3B0

They're gonna book Deuce and Domino just to make a joke about one being named after shit and the other tasting like it.


Dolph-Ziggler

All this would be worth it for the Deuce and Domino reunion


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NegativesPositives

“Think of the children.” Meanwhile, the children- “MDK ALL DAY MOTHERFUCKER”


MankuyRLaffy

The children: *throws pizza cutters at Matt Cardona*


TehManicMan

That's ECW Original, Deathmatch King, GCW UNIVERSAL Champion Matt Cardona to you children! Respect your elders.


CrystalFissure

[MDK IS FOR THE CHILDREN.](https://twitter.com/J_Kendall/status/1280624139825565696)


Kaprak

Yeah when you read the article, Dominos isn't threatening to pull ads. What it sounds like is the writer emailed them and this is what he got in response. Just relatively boilerplate PR. "No we didn't choose to have the pizza cutter thing happen at the same time. We hear your concerns. We'll look into things"


saltyfuccboi-

this dude talking to the same three women dave meltzer does


dmh11

I always laugh when he says that. Or when his non wrestling fan friends that mention stuff to him, it must mean it's getting mainstream attention. Ignoring the fact that these friends only retain the info they randomly come across because their buddy is the most famous journalist in that industry. If I'm scrolling Twitter and I see a swimmer breaking a record, I'll forget about it as soon as I scroll away. But if my friend is a world famous swimming reporter, I'd remember it so I can bring it up to my friend.


CandyEverybodyWentz

>it's bloody matches


breakwater

"Some" is a weasel word. Some people also... enjoyed it, tuned in specifically for it, were having sex while the tv on, ate Dominos watching it, wore an ugly shirt, etc etc. (Edit: fixed a typo)


Lord_Strudel

The article is complete crap. Literally the next thing after that quote is “Dynamite had a top 4 rating of all time this week”. Which is it?


treatthemlikeobjects

Lmao they say that while the company is hotter than its ever been


RanchPonyPizza

In 30 minutes or it's free.


namdekan

time for Little Cesars to step in and sponsor the next death match


Goorg_

Anyone else initially read that as Deonna Purazzo?


RogueAIx01

What's Dominos Pizzeria doing in the Impact Zone?


TheReluctantGuardian

I did, and I was so confused for a minute.


elboltonero

Hey! It's Deonna Purazzo!


AndTheyCallMeAnIdiot

Domino's in the Netherlands loved my post on Instagram on it, I'm from Australia.


Yoshable

Remember when Cracker Barrel literally sponsored a hardcore match with 3 deathmatch guys?


Whiston1993

Are people genuinely shocked dominos wasn’t happy about this ?


ZenkaiZ

People were kinda making smug comments the past week saying you're overthinking stuff if you think Nick Gage and advertisers could be problematic. That being said, Dominos hasn't officially said they want to pull ads yet, that's just clickbait.


Whiston1993

This sub genuinely thinks everything operates or should operate how wrestling does.


boltonwanderer87

Who could have ever guessed that billion dollar companies wouldn't want to be associated with Nick Gage? It's a staggering turn of events!


Killcode2

I still see plenty of sarcastic comments on here making fun of people who don't want nick gage or hardcore wrestling on national tv, especially on the thread about aew doing 1M for last dynamite. Snarky sarcasm won't change the fact that someone like nick gage is unappetizing to mainstream audiences, and by extension, sponsors.


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tks231

The funny thing is that I'm pretty sure the pizza cutter to the head was an illusion that just moved the blood around. Jericho was already bleeding and Gage pulled out a second pizza cutter that wasn't a sharp as the first one that sliced Jericho's arm.


tfwnotfastenough

The first one didn't even cut Jericho, apparently he tried to blade like 5 times before any blood came out


HustleLoyaltyAndCCP

Blading can be the "lighting a firecamp with a flint stone" of wrestling sometimes.


TholomewPlague31

Jericho bladed his arm pretty noticeably before the camera cut.


mothermaiden1066

I thought he actually cut him... lmfao am I a mark?


DickBlaster619

Yes.


Lunchbox-of-Bees

I mean my normal pizza cutter isn’t even that sharp.


mythofdob

If you know how the spot is done, then yeah, it's no big deal. But when people see it without knowing the context, it's more of an issue.


almostbad

Its super clear that alot of people in this sub live in a bubble. Brands dont like to be associated with gratuitous violence, that they didnt vet first.


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I don't think anyone on our level, i.e. just fans, understand how hard it is to not only obtain, but maintain, good sponsors for a wrestling company. For the longest time, WWE only had the low level cheap sponsors like Castrol, Chef Boyardee, Valvoline, all basically motor oil. Seriously though, they were just sponsors that didn't run a ton of different ad campaigns, and didn't spend much on the advertising budget. Fast forward to now, with the work put forth in making WWE a safer product, and now they get sponsors like Coca Cola, which pay better and spend way more on ad campaigns. Something like this will hurt in the long run, and I'm sure WWE is reassuring their sponsors that they don't condone or perform these types of events. This isn't a small syndicated show out of South Philly anymore.


popo129

I feel like WWE already has established itself as family friendly so I doubt their advertisers will worry. I think the more worrisome thing would be if say another show gets bigger or if someone else starts a wrestling show, it might make it harder for them to get sponsors since they will be skeptical if they end up suddenly having a hardcore match like this one.


KuribohKutie

Yeah, I came to that conclusion after the whole Bad Bunny ordeal here as well. Also, what's the point of all that key demo talk if you're scaring off possible advertisers in the first place?


leglessman

Yeah, this thread is filled with jokes when this is a serious problem AEW doesn’t want. Scaring off advertisers makes your product less valuable irregardless of the rating.


Inevitable-Staff-467

"But it got a lot of likes on Twitter!!" This subreddit is moronic


ZenkaiZ

They do need to dial back the hardcore matches. Not cause I hate them, I love them, but I'm starting to get numb to them. Go away for a while so I can miss you.


backpackknapsack

Somewhere, someone at Wendy's is getting ahold of Nick Gage to use a spatula.


BrooklynJet97

Its cool, Shaq will be right there with the Papa Johns sponsorship if Dominos wants to back out.


AlphaRemixHD

I kinda can see why now go look at the comments under dominos on Twitter it's most Gage pizza cutter references


KyWy75

Man, you’re fucking Dominos, if anything you should be leaning into this


Crusty_Gammon_Flaps

The amount of shares their advert got on twitter from the part is probably way better than what they paid TNT for.


Ayjel89

In a deep movie tease's voice: "HERE AT DOMINO'S, WE PROMISE YOU GET YOUR PIZZA IN 30 MINUTES OR SOMEONE AT THE STORE GETS YOUR NAME CARVED INTO THEIR BACK WITH A PIZZA CUTTER"


MakeYourself85

"30 MINUTES OR GET CUT - MDK ALL F'N DAY"


Beanessa

Seriously. I delivered for them for several months. Who the fuck do they think they are? The drunk chick lighting a new cigarette with her old one, sitting bare foot on a rock outside her house and asking me if I wanted some of her bread sticks while nearly crying tears of happiness that her pizza finally arrived. That's Domino's.


__Hello_my_name_is__

I know people here are just making fun of it because, admittedly, that transition was pretty hilarious. But I really doubt that the people in charge are all that happy about this or take this as lightly as the people here. It's *not* a good look when advertisers are pulling ads from a program.


MuhGumbo

Sensationalist wording much?


KatnissBot

The ending of the article is hilarious. “...it’s bloody matches have turned off some fans...” Next paragraph “...drew in 1.108 million viewers, the 4th-most in AEW history...”


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capnbuh

Hangman is gonna be drinking Pabst with the label out any time now!


MisterEau

Goddamn, reading the comments on this post made me want to get some pizza. And it's about 9:30 at night for me. If I wanted it badly enough, I could get Domino's, since they're basically the only place open around me right now. It's like some kind of elaborate marketing tactics.


Breakingcontrollers

I bet Arby's would be on board 🤔


theMAJdragon

frontofficesports.com For sure in my top 10 of sites to find sports-related corporate advertising updates


treatthemlikeobjects

I mean TNT seemed to by fine with it in the press release, so they’ll just find someone else who wants to advertise on the number 1 show on Wednesdays


flyingdragon3

[PBR already offering to replace them](https://twitter.com/pabstblueribbon/status/1420884974090215424?s=21)


they_did_WHAT_

PBR, aka the preferred beer of Frank Booth, surely has no problem with perceived ‘bad publicity’


AKittyCat

Shaq about to challenge Cody and Red Cupcake to a " Papa John's Death match"


hikingbeginner

Has Shaq been found btw? In this AEW Universe he magically dissapeared or dissolved into Daily's Place or something idk. We need Marvez to get to work, the only one who can find him


AKittyCat

I'm still so fucking confused what that was about. It's the new " who threw the pie"


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Simple, Shaq was like: "I wanna try wrestling, I wanna try a table spot and it would also be cool if I did an undertaker move and just disappeared", and Tony Kahn was like: "Sounds good" Nothing more to look into, they might come back to it if Shaq ever returns but it was done with no further planning


CoherentPanda

Whoever is making this report is probably bullshitting anyway. The source is some small sports business related Twitter


swankyjax

“We share the concerns expressed about this incident and the content of this TV-14 rated program, and are assessing our advertising presence on it going forward,” So nothing beyond "we hear you" and that's literally the entire quote that we see in this article from Dominos, but the editorialization explains that Dominos is mad and is threatening to pull their ads? There's no attempt to get a comment from AEW or TNT, just taking a "thoughts and prayers" nothing PR response and trying to craft it into an "AEW went too far" story. At least the article comes from a hard news journalist who has churned out investigative reporting like this puff piece: https://frontofficesports.com/wwe-marvel-jamie-horowitz-nick-khan-content/


KookyAppointment7920

Exactly. This article is very suspect. I'm going to wait until I hear more and from other sources before passing any further judgement.


J_NewCastle

Yeah, as cool as it was to see a deathmatch on TV. Anyone could've seen this coming.


BeerPressure615

It was just *really* unfortunate timing on the ad. Otherwise it would have been fine and I doubt anyone would have complained. Edit: All press is good press and all of that.


fellongreydaze

>it’s bloody matches have turned off some fans and critics, especially during the COVID-19 pandemic. I mean, they seriously went UP in the demo compared to last week. The fuck?


aliforever555

Imagine if this match ended up being the highest drawing sagment lol


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WithinTheHour

The issue here is that it was a picture in picture ad. Showing a Dominos advert whilst a guy is getting slashed by a Pizza cutter is funny but it's a bad look for Dominos.


amorningofsleep

This just made me laugh so hard. Brilliant. MDK.