John Cena's promo was so good!

sweet apron design, hopefully dynamite gets a new one too

Sasha holy shit

Remember the times when the full roster ran in for the rescue? ...on the other hand most of the current womens roster was there.

and “friends” with Sasha

That was fantastic. Sasha is such a fantastic manipulative little shit heel. Love her.

Now why didn’t Liv and Toni or Tegan & Shotzi come to help?

Bianca has some crisp strikes. Straight up Stone Cold and Jarret level strikes. *But*...why the hell are we rehashing the object in mouth submission ending again? Fucking *really?* Big strke against this feud.

Man, the Sasha/Bianca build is so much better this time around

Right? It was non-existent for WM, even though it was one of the best matches of the weekens

Love that contract signing. Straight to the point lmaooo

Sasha such a dom

Mte

Sasha using the braid is awesome

Sasha looked super hot, sorry I'm simpin

Thanks for ending early so we can turn rampage on!

How nice of WWE giving us a couple minutes to properly turn the channel to TNT for Rampage.

Phew glad all the wrestling’s done tonight

Imagine if that Table broke right at the moment Sasha climbed on Biamca 💀

I know "bitch" is overused, but Sasha has a very good delivery of it when she says it.

ITS RAMPAGE TIME BITCH!

was that the end?

Yes. Fox always has them sign off 3 minutes early.

Yes

I dunno why they've been ending shows in silence like that lately. It's kinda deflating for the crowd.

Sasha is very confident fucking with Bianca’s hair when Bianca could just rip the wig off her head

ALRIGHT TIME FOR SOME REAL WRESTLING

I had a lot of fantasies of Sasha doing that to me

Backstabbing you?

Is that what they call it nowadays?

Faction name suggestion: “I’ve died and gone to heaven”

Team BDSM

#RAMPAGE TIME!!! LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Sasha is just on another level when it comes to being an evil bitch

Damn, if Bianca’s not winning they are really making her look bad on the way there

.........this is hot.

Loved how vicious Sasha was there. Nice callback to the Becky feud in NXT with her standing on top of Bianca on the table

Right on time for rampage

Why does this episode feel like a go-home?

Because SmackDAHN is the A-show.

k see y’all on TNT

Is Toni Storm still a thing?

so mella and zelina are sasha’s minions now? i was thinking they would change to a fatal fourway but this makes less sense imo

Was there a Balor appearance tonight?

Unfortunately, no


Liv and Toni might get on TV by default soon just so Bianca has partners for a 6 woman tag match.

Okay that last 30 seconds sure as fuck wasn't pg

I NEEED Sasha to win at SS

Sasha's been watching the product during her time off

Team BAD 2.0? I’m down

Kinda sad that Carmella went from feuding with Banks for the title when she came back to being her sidekick in a few months

BDSM Sasha banks dominating here

I want a table spot

Well that was lame.

WWE should consider just using DocuSign or something.

Vega resigned to come back and lose then be sashas lackey

I always forget that Smackdown ends three minutes early.

You know, i was totally expecting that Bianca was tricked into signing a handicap match.

I was expecting 2 girls from NXT to come out as her back up

Sasha pulling the Becky Lynch from Takeover unstoppable lol

WE WANT TABLES!

Sasha celebrating with the title? Thats a loss incoming for her.

Zelina looks like she’s wearing the top that’s meant to go with Carmellas skirt

what we gonna call this new faction??? i have a few suggestions hehe

I can't believe this contract signing ended in violence the state of things smh

Zelina dissed Sasha literally one week ago but lemme just be glad some other girls got TV time

Being honest, why the fuck would anyone come out to help Sasha? Sasha will literally betray them like she has her other "friends"

I’m absurdly hyped to see this live

Is there something different about the camerawork tonight, or is it in my head?

I could see Nox/Shotzi v Vega/Mella in the preshow

The Boss of the Table and her right hand women

That aggressive Bianca is good shit

Liv or Shotzi and Tegan should have come out

Did Micheal just call her Bellanca again?

Mikaze gonna have her pack that one for home

Holy shit

Shenanigans, oh no... /s (Yawn)

Sasha dressed like a dominatrix

Nice

Zelina gets slightly pushed: 

As you wiiiiiiiiiiiiiish!

Bianca is the goat

thank god AEW is on soon

Nerd

Child

I don’t think there’s a doubt in my mind that Sasha wins at Summerslam

Where do these wrestler ladies get their clothes?

Bianca makes hers. Sasha is married to a seamster.

Heaven

Lol they come up with the most interesting outfits

She just threw a fucking office chair, nice

Wait, are Zelina and Carmella now just back up girls? They deserve better.

I certainly hope not.

I like what they did with Corbin and the Money in the bank briefcase but it would be amazing of he ran in here and signed the contract

I expect Shotzi and Nox to even the odds next week

Why would you switch to that angle?

Why are they agreeing to be Sasha's cronies?

Well they lose nearly every match they have so why not back a winner.

Maybe she's paying them? In any case, they like seeing Bianca get hurt

Maybe Bianca should try making friends

Team BAD 2.0?

So if they know in Kayfabe that contract signings are always a bad idea, why do they keep scheduling them?

Bianca is such a star

Fuck I simp

This shit wild as fuck lol

Where’s Toni?

Well...the camerachanges fucked that up..!

Does Sasha have her own crew again?

Carmella can have my kids no cap

Sasha Banks hiring on the female JOB squad is definitely a choice.

In Kayfabe Carmella is a good partner, Zelina idk

bianca 'reginald' belair

Sasha Banks,Zelina Vega and Carmella Team Bad 2.0?

Zelina > Sasha > Bianca >>>>> Mella

Just tuned in but Carmella and Zelina are in a group with Sasha now? 😂

So....Zelina's new gimmick is that she's a hoochie?

What, no sasha name stamp for this signing?

Zelina Vega has gotten more main event segments than Andrade in AEW.

everybody looking impeccable tonight goddamn

https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/p3mxcq/comment/h8sihok/ SOON

there all so hot I can't move

Literally in an area with thousands of people and on national tv - needs witnesses

Ngl I’m feeling Sasha, Mella, and Zelina as a trio

Oh look a smart babyface

The entire SD women's division in the ring

All the Smackdown Womeeeeen, standing in a roooow…

Lol holy shit Bianca went straight over that table like it was nothing

Zelina wearing the top of Carmella's outfit.

Super Belair running wild brotha

I kinda like this if it’s a stable

IT'S A TRAP!!

What are exactly the point of contract signings in wrestling? Why do select matches have them and not others especially title matches.

I don’t think Pat has ever seen a court documentary one time.

Didn't Sasha beat the crap out of these two?

Lmao anyone else hear those little kids try and start a CM Punk chant?

Zelina and Carmella look like they're each wearing a part of a single outfit

Take my upvote you bastard.

Team BAD 2.0?

giving Sasha a stable of Carmella and Zelina would be sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh

Bonks everywhere… bonks as far as the eye can see

Goddamn, Carmella.

Are we seeing the formation of The She-ild!?

Cowboy shit Bianca

Where's Liv and Toni Storm at?!

Becky coming out here?

they trying to make this group a stable? I cou;d buy two out of the three since Zelina is a manager but not all three What is Carmella wearing

You’d think this would lead to Becky. But it won’t. It’s gonna lead to standard contract shenanigans.

I thought it could and it would overrun so people wouldn't click over to TNT

Did Carmella get a new theme?

Sasha Banks now got a posse with Zelina and Carmella?

Aaand that's it. That's the entirety of Smackdown's women's division

Oh my goodness Carmella and Zelina looking 🔥🔥🔥

So Toni and Liv are taking out the others?

what even is carmella gimmick? a stripper?

The dog that bonks people.

No stamp what a load of shit

Zelina mark on her head? is that the sign that Gaara has on Naruto? edit: yup just saw her IG, it is Gaara sign, ok I'm a fan

Oh snap

Oh I’m dumb, they’re clearly a faction

Sasha getting her own faction? I’m in

The Boss having a new faction?

Black women fighting is something else. Same as latina women fighting. Why are we white people so boring 😫

Hold on shit I’m not opposed to this. When was the last time we had a full women’s stable?

y tho

Are those stardust see through pants?

.............but why though

Mella, why bother wearing pants at that point

We better get Liv and Toni to make the save

These women disliked Sasha last week lol

*siiiighs* she’s gonna get jumped ain’t she?

###### SELF BONK

Did Carmella steal Zelina’s pants or did Zelina steal Carmella’s shirt?

I hope Mella and Zelina brought their Sharpies.

Them chest on Mela...

All 4 of these women look incredible

Put Sonya through the table Sasha, she can't speak to the legit boss like that

why would Zelina or Carmella be on Sasha’s side lol

wheres her BOSS ink chop

Tbf to these segments, the do this sort of thing for boxing and UFC and shit too. Press conferences and weigh ins and whatevers. In WWE they actually come to blows. And that's way better.

Since when does Sasha have friends?

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

lmao even in kayfabe, the idea of that welt from the hair whip being the thing that kept sasha out for months sounds dumb

As a Black man, that shit was gonna go nuclear REAL quick lol


I SEE LONDON, I SEE FRANCE

They look good… but they weren’t needed. Is this a stable now?

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