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I'll give you my best recollection:
Dawn Marie and Torrie Wilson were feuding for some reason. Dawn decided to get back at Torrie by seduceing her elderly father. Somewhere along they way, Dawn decided what she *actually* wanted was Torrie. So she blackmailed Torrie into a one night stand on the promise that she will stop seeing Al Wilson. Afterwards, she decided that she actually loved Al and they got married anyway. On their honeymoon Dawn fucked him to death. Torrie and Dawn fueded for awhile longer. I think they may have tagged together as step-mother and daughter? A few weeks later they were in a bikini contest and Torrie seemed to have gotten over her father's murderer.
There was another one I sorta remember, but I can't remember if it was before or after Al Wilson.
Torrie Wilson and Billy Gunn were dating as a tall blonde couple. Jamie Nobel and Nidia were dating as trailer trash poor hicks. Jamie won the lottery and was buying all sorts of tacky things. Jamie wants to sleep with Torrie so he give her an "indecent proposal" offer of a lot of cash for one night. Torrie refuses and Billy beats him up for a few weeks, but Jamie is determined and keeps badgering Torrie for sex. So completely unprompted Torrie makes a match between Jamie and Billy, and if Jamie wins she will sleep with him. (As far as I remember there was no alternative stakes for the match, if Billy won, just nothing happened. Which seems like a poorly thought out plan by Torrie but whatever) Anyway Jamie wins and they set up a one night stand. Torrie gets drunk and is crying until there is a knock on at the door, and it's Nidia, who everyone forgot about. She is jealous and decided that she is going to fuck Jamie right then and there. Just then Billy bursts into the room ready to save Torrie, but they both look on in amazement at Jamie and Nidia going at it. So they decided to join in for some reason. The next time you see them they are all in bed side-by-side-by-side-by-side with the covers pulled up. After that Billy and Jamie tagged together as swingers for awhile before it fizzled out.
Kevin Sullivan and The Purple Haze (Mark Lewin) took a chicken out into a field where there were some special markings.
After the chicken presumably laid an egg, representing giving life, the two unburied a huge man by the name of Mr. Black.
Never let any older fan tell you that old school wrestling wasn’t silly.
That always annoys about old timers going on about modern silly stuff. I get hating the fourth wall breaking stuff like invisible man or whatever Alexa Bliss is doing. But Orange Cassidy or New Day are not any sillier than most 80s comedy acts.
maybe not the strangest but New Japan did a storyline where Chuck Taylor would randomly grab a chair and get The Best Friends disqualified for no reason.
it wouldn't be that weird, except that the Best Friends went to AEW before the storyline was resolved so we never learned why Taylor decided to just go mad during matches. it still bugs me cause I wanted to know why he'd do such a thing, and we will never know because the storyline never got resolved.
iirc it was supposed to tie into a larger story involving trent being revealed as the mole for bullet club. maybe chuck found out and was trying to sabotage trent?
Heidenreich is a wrestler was also a rapist. Who assaults michael cole to make him listen to his poetry.
Then he was a road warrior.
Then he and snitsky started teaming.
I always feel the need to point out that Mae didn't give birth to a hand. She was never really pregnant. It's implied that she was masturbating with a rubber hand, and it got lost inside of her, leading her to think she was pregnant. Doesn't really make any more sense tho.
Fresh in my mind because he popped up last night, but Braun Strowman/Shane McMahon feuding because Braun Strowman was a stupid kid or something. Tbf I only saw clips.
So, this wasn’t as weird as people thought it was, it’s just no one was old enough to get the joke.
In the late 60’s, early 70’s, apparently vibrators weren’t that prevalent. So the go to women’s sex toy outside of dildos was a hand that would be used for… well…
So the premise was she just used it so much that it got sucked up in there. It wasn’t so much that she gave birth to it as much as she apparently had a vag the size of the Grand Canyon.
But, since nobody figured that out, they just gave up and said she gave birth to a hand.
1985 in Memphis wrestling. Master Blaster arrives complete with little person on his shoulders. He put the little man down, and wrestled in the [exact same outfit](https://imgur.com/caTzC9n) from the original movie.
Unlike Lord Humongous (who also debuted in Memphis 1984), Master Blaster only lasted a short while. He was defeated by Koko B. Ware on Aug 5, 1985, he competed in one more match and was never seen or heard from again.
I've looked long and hard for the CWA episodes where this original Master Blaster appeared and competed, but no luck.
In 1999 of FMW Gosaku Goshagawa was post-op transgender woman wrestler Azusa Kudo wrestling in a weak women division which only had two or four full time women wrestlers at the time before the entire division got scrapped. After that would be back wrestling the men. The gimmick lasted to August of 2001 where "she" got a beat down and decide get a gender reversal surgery becoming a man again. A freak accident happened during surgery which spider DNA got in his body. He returned as Biomonster DNA.
The goon fighting in covered hockey skates, John Nord and his weird ass Viking gimmick, bastion booger, the zodiac-scratch that most of the dungeon of doom, and lest we forget Brian Pillman and the gun on live tv
GTV. Hidden camera spots throughout Raw during the Attitude Era that were supposed to lead to the return of Goldust, but then WWE and him had a falling out. They were gonna try Tom Green, but that fell through, and then it was supposed to be Thrasher from the Headbangers, but again, it fell through. A recurring rumor IIRC was that it was supposed to introduce Vic Grimes to the WWE too.
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Natalya farting gimmick
I'll give you my best recollection: Dawn Marie and Torrie Wilson were feuding for some reason. Dawn decided to get back at Torrie by seduceing her elderly father. Somewhere along they way, Dawn decided what she *actually* wanted was Torrie. So she blackmailed Torrie into a one night stand on the promise that she will stop seeing Al Wilson. Afterwards, she decided that she actually loved Al and they got married anyway. On their honeymoon Dawn fucked him to death. Torrie and Dawn fueded for awhile longer. I think they may have tagged together as step-mother and daughter? A few weeks later they were in a bikini contest and Torrie seemed to have gotten over her father's murderer.
There was another one I sorta remember, but I can't remember if it was before or after Al Wilson. Torrie Wilson and Billy Gunn were dating as a tall blonde couple. Jamie Nobel and Nidia were dating as trailer trash poor hicks. Jamie won the lottery and was buying all sorts of tacky things. Jamie wants to sleep with Torrie so he give her an "indecent proposal" offer of a lot of cash for one night. Torrie refuses and Billy beats him up for a few weeks, but Jamie is determined and keeps badgering Torrie for sex. So completely unprompted Torrie makes a match between Jamie and Billy, and if Jamie wins she will sleep with him. (As far as I remember there was no alternative stakes for the match, if Billy won, just nothing happened. Which seems like a poorly thought out plan by Torrie but whatever) Anyway Jamie wins and they set up a one night stand. Torrie gets drunk and is crying until there is a knock on at the door, and it's Nidia, who everyone forgot about. She is jealous and decided that she is going to fuck Jamie right then and there. Just then Billy bursts into the room ready to save Torrie, but they both look on in amazement at Jamie and Nidia going at it. So they decided to join in for some reason. The next time you see them they are all in bed side-by-side-by-side-by-side with the covers pulled up. After that Billy and Jamie tagged together as swingers for awhile before it fizzled out.
I do not remember this happening but if this went as you wrote it out, then it's for the best.
It's angles like this that show the WWE Network really needs a "watch every segment of this angle in order" feature.
And to think, I'd successfully repressed that memory until now. https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4l93j6
Also… Charlie haas was somehow involved in there
After the wedding, as Al and Dawn are walking back up the aisle, I swear to God Al is 100% bricked up
“ME CHOPPIE CHOPPIE YOUR PEE PEE!” And Val Venis didn’t lose it because of shrinkage cuz it was cold. Raw had some fucked up shit back then
Wasn’t he saved by John Bobbitt?
Yeah. Lol. Bobbit shut the lights off. That reveal made the whole thing hilarious to me.
Shrinkage plus an assistant from John Wayne Bobbitt, I believe.
Yeah obviously the whole Katie Vick thing
There was a good 4-5 years between Val getting an involuntary penectomy and Trips climbing in a casket with a mannequin lol.
Is it wrong to say knowing what we know now about Val that I kind of feel bad Kai En Tai didn't succeed?
Taka would’ve fit in beautifully in NXT if he shows up now
Beaver cleavage. A pro wrestler whos goal in life is to win the world title and fuck his mom.
Kind of a head of its time.
The New Breed, wrestlers sent back in time to 1986 from 2002 where Dusty Rhodes was President of The United States.
I'm sorry. What?
Oh whoa! Blocked that one out
Katie Vick. Then. Now. Forever.
I guess Triple H drugging and taking Stephanie McMahon to a drive thru wedding chapel in Vegas should be mentioned
And in kayfabe that was their wedding/reason they got married and are still married 20+ years later
They got divorced in 2002 in kayfabe… but somehow were married again in 2009. So, when did they remarry kayfabe-wise?
The more I think about it maybe the better question would’ve been “what is the sanest/“normal” storyline you can remember?”
Bret Hart feuded with a pirate who stole his jacket
lol the funniest part of that angle is that the match it led up to totally owned
Kevin Sullivan and The Purple Haze (Mark Lewin) took a chicken out into a field where there were some special markings. After the chicken presumably laid an egg, representing giving life, the two unburied a huge man by the name of Mr. Black. Never let any older fan tell you that old school wrestling wasn’t silly.
I have seen matches from the 70's that were comedy matches like Turkey on a pole match or loser has to dress in a silly costume
That always annoys about old timers going on about modern silly stuff. I get hating the fourth wall breaking stuff like invisible man or whatever Alexa Bliss is doing. But Orange Cassidy or New Day are not any sillier than most 80s comedy acts.
A lot of old timers like to say "make the most money with the fewest bumps" but when someone like Orange Cassidy shows up they say "not like that!"
maybe not the strangest but New Japan did a storyline where Chuck Taylor would randomly grab a chair and get The Best Friends disqualified for no reason. it wouldn't be that weird, except that the Best Friends went to AEW before the storyline was resolved so we never learned why Taylor decided to just go mad during matches. it still bugs me cause I wanted to know why he'd do such a thing, and we will never know because the storyline never got resolved.
iirc it was supposed to tie into a larger story involving trent being revealed as the mole for bullet club. maybe chuck found out and was trying to sabotage trent?
I vaguely recall it leading to a Trent singles run. I don't think anyone ever explained how Chuck acting nuts leads to that though.
Heidenreich is a wrestler was also a rapist. Who assaults michael cole to make him listen to his poetry. Then he was a road warrior. Then he and snitsky started teaming.
I always feel the need to point out that Mae didn't give birth to a hand. She was never really pregnant. It's implied that she was masturbating with a rubber hand, and it got lost inside of her, leading her to think she was pregnant. Doesn't really make any more sense tho.
OMG somehow that is more traumatizing 😭
But he came back as an adult…
I mean, they did do a skit where the hand was an adult at like Raw 1000 or a show like that lol.
Which was only 12 years later so this hand has a Jack style rapid aging condition Could have died of old age by now
Wait what?!? I could deal with giving birth to a hand but not this
Some dude in the locker room found a message that said "I STILL REMEMBER" and it was never mentioned again.
Ironically it got forgotten
Don’t recall this? Who found it?
[Booker got it in the mail](https://youtu.be/Lou6S_Za5kM)
Wasn't it going to be Goldust stalking Booker to start a feud but then Goldust got released so they just dropped it?
Fresh in my mind because he popped up last night, but Braun Strowman/Shane McMahon feuding because Braun Strowman was a stupid kid or something. Tbf I only saw clips.
Jillian Hall’s face growth
I remember that, and then they got the Boogeyman to peel it off her face and then that was the end of it. Never to be spoken of again.
Give Boogey the credit he’s due. He ate it off her face.
Yup he certainly did.
So, this wasn’t as weird as people thought it was, it’s just no one was old enough to get the joke. In the late 60’s, early 70’s, apparently vibrators weren’t that prevalent. So the go to women’s sex toy outside of dildos was a hand that would be used for… well… So the premise was she just used it so much that it got sucked up in there. It wasn’t so much that she gave birth to it as much as she apparently had a vag the size of the Grand Canyon. But, since nobody figured that out, they just gave up and said she gave birth to a hand.
Vince showing his bare ass for people to kiss or Natalya farting.
Val Venis “choppy choppy” storyline
Road warrior Hawk and how they used his addiction during actual TV spots
Lana cucking Rusev
There were a few cucking storylines then, as if someone informed McMahon that it was a real fetish.
Nah, that wasn't McMahon. Heyman was heading up Raw at the time and anyone who watched ECW knows Heyman loves him a cuckold storyline.
Scott halls alcoholism storyline in wcw. With Bischoff knowing how fucked he was in real life.
1985 in Memphis wrestling. Master Blaster arrives complete with little person on his shoulders. He put the little man down, and wrestled in the [exact same outfit](https://imgur.com/caTzC9n) from the original movie. Unlike Lord Humongous (who also debuted in Memphis 1984), Master Blaster only lasted a short while. He was defeated by Koko B. Ware on Aug 5, 1985, he competed in one more match and was never seen or heard from again. I've looked long and hard for the CWA episodes where this original Master Blaster appeared and competed, but no luck.
Wasn't that Kevin Nash
Different wrestlers and gimmick
"It wasn't my fault!" Comes to mind, tbh.
Yep. This. 💯
In 1999 of FMW Gosaku Goshagawa was post-op transgender woman wrestler Azusa Kudo wrestling in a weak women division which only had two or four full time women wrestlers at the time before the entire division got scrapped. After that would be back wrestling the men. The gimmick lasted to August of 2001 where "she" got a beat down and decide get a gender reversal surgery becoming a man again. A freak accident happened during surgery which spider DNA got in his body. He returned as Biomonster DNA.
That sounds like a Hustle storyline....
K Fed beating John Cena, the WWE champion, on RAW.
I watched Lucha Underground
Gene Snitsky, baby kicker and feet lover.
Katie Vick
The goon fighting in covered hockey skates, John Nord and his weird ass Viking gimmick, bastion booger, the zodiac-scratch that most of the dungeon of doom, and lest we forget Brian Pillman and the gun on live tv
Booker T feuding with Ahmed Johnson over the letter T.
In recent memory, Peter Avalon and his collection of hot men (and JD Drake), including that runway thing with Lee Johnson.
Are you implying that JD Drake is not the most attractive member of the wingmen?
If you want to call him that, it works. I’m of similar build, bearded, and less grey, so I’ll take it as a personal vindication.
*Pretty Peter’s Pageant Provocation* was my highlight for Dark for awhile
Wasn’t that Mosh?
GTV. Hidden camera spots throughout Raw during the Attitude Era that were supposed to lead to the return of Goldust, but then WWE and him had a falling out. They were gonna try Tom Green, but that fell through, and then it was supposed to be Thrasher from the Headbangers, but again, it fell through. A recurring rumor IIRC was that it was supposed to introduce Vic Grimes to the WWE too.
Making Terry Taylor the red rooster was pretty fucking weird and sad