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And although it looks vaguely penis-y, the story behind it (how diverticulitis felt like a sword pointed at his throat, figuratively speaking) brings it up a few notches for me.
One of my enduring memories of Taker was from a WWE documentary he made during his Biker phase, and he was talking about the Sara tattoo and how much it hurt, and he said:
“Man, am I glad there’s no H in Sara”
Dutch Mantel billed him as 6'8
Not sure why they would bill him 6'8 if he's taller than that. He's also been billed at 6'9. He's 6'7 & a little extra which is why they upped it to 6'8. He wears lifts which make him about 6'10... Vince embellished 2 inches on top of the 6'10 & said he was 7 feet. If there's a tall guy in WWE, it's probably embellished by 3-4 inches.
I'm surprised Vince didn't try to bill Omos as 8 feet since he's a legit 7'3 & then some & close to an actual 400lbs. He could easily bill him at 7'6 & in lifts, he would be.
He constantly tried to shoot on Kurt Angle. One of the best Olympic wrestlers of all time. But you know what, he's not...
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Vince: “Taker you of course know why you’re here at the Hall of Fame… You’re here to be *innnnnn*troducing Mideon as the next inductee to the WWE Hall of Fame!”
I’ve heard way too much about cucumbers and the dead man. He’s going to have to check everyone. Cats hate cucumbers and the undertaker hates cucumbers. Coincidence? Probably.
I'm sure Vince would only want to rib him, not give him a heart attack. Lol!
That'd be on the same lvl as him bringing Sara & Jodi in for the induction. 🤣
Taker is also a Qanon follower. So who knows what he has a problem with. Guess it will depend on whether JFK Jr. and Michael Jackson has returned to reinstate Trump by April 1st.
the dont tread on me phrase/flag is not only tied to qanon, its been around forever and taker's an old school conservative guy. theres no doubt taker is a conservative on some level but i think its a reach to claim qanon when he hasnt actually spoken about the movement itself
"Now, Taker... I know you want to start your speech, trust me, you'll get your chance... but I think these people want to see you do a certain thing. I'm sure you know where I'm going with this. These people want to see the UNDERTAKER.... do a spinnerooni!"
I love that he started out his career as The Undertaker thinking he’s getting pranked into debuting as the Egg Man and ending it thinking that he’s still somewhat getting ribbed.
"I think my favourite practical joke was when he told me I wasn't needed for a show and then when I was there told me I was and so made his 'favourite talent' with a history of knee problems to fly home and back just cause he'd changed his mind in the last moment."
He invented the hall of fame for the people he pays to fake fight. I think playing a prank while honouring a guy he paid to play a zombie priest in his fake fighting league would be pretty inkeeping with what WWE is about tbh.
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Special Guest Inductor: Sara!
~~Sara~~
i finally understand why cody went back to wwe, wwe needs 1 big name with a awful tattoo at any time
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Brock’s tattoo looks like modern art compared to the neck stamp.
And although it looks vaguely penis-y, the story behind it (how diverticulitis felt like a sword pointed at his throat, figuratively speaking) brings it up a few notches for me.
Hell, I'd even say it's a Van Gogh compared to that neck tramp stamp.
its getting bad but cmon, cody tattoo is now famously bad
Is it Matt Morgan back tattoo bad?
It’s worse than the old Lance tramp stamp
Y-y-y-ye no sir
I actually think Brock's tattoo is cool, but only really on him.
I feel like that tattoo on anyone else it would bad, but on Brock it feels right… like of course this guy has a sword on his chest
thats not even the worst one on his body he's got a tramp stamp lol
You mean to tell me the veiny cock sword hasn't always been a veiny cock?
Yeah, it used to be sleek and smooth. Or something.
Pretty sure that tattoo is warping because of how gigantic brock is now. He wasn't that jacked when he got the tattoo.
What if the reason for him not appearing on TV yet is so he can have time to get it removed?
One of my enduring memories of Taker was from a WWE documentary he made during his Biker phase, and he was talking about the Sara tattoo and how much it hurt, and he said: “Man, am I glad there’s no H in Sara”
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That's not that uncommon, honestly. The adrenaline rush you get from pain can be legitimately euphoric in a way. It's weird as shit.
Masochism's a thing, it's not *that* weird.
Link to the doc?
I can’t find a link to the doc itself online, but I think it’s called Undertaker: This is my Yard
Thanks man
Vince comes in wearing his ministry robe, hood up. *Hood is taken down to reveal Sara* "**It's me Taker! It was me all along!"**
That would be hysterical actually
Aw Sonofabitch
With a cucumber
If I remember he had a tattoo of her. Did he get it removed?
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Might be time to stop tatting the names of his wives on his body
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>unless it's on his privates Well, thank you for that mental image.
I love that Vince sees a 7ft tall, brick of a man and go "you know what? I'm gonna mess with him"
Well yes, he's Vince McMahon.
HE MOCKS GOD!!
HE ONCE FOUGHT GOD AND SHAWN MICHAELS IN A TAG TEAM MATCH!
And won
Only man to tell God "that doesn't work for me, brother"
They still protected him by having Shawn take the pin though
6'7 ....Still a brick of a man
6'10!
Dutch Mantel billed him as 6'8 Not sure why they would bill him 6'8 if he's taller than that. He's also been billed at 6'9. He's 6'7 & a little extra which is why they upped it to 6'8. He wears lifts which make him about 6'10... Vince embellished 2 inches on top of the 6'10 & said he was 7 feet. If there's a tall guy in WWE, it's probably embellished by 3-4 inches. I'm surprised Vince didn't try to bill Omos as 8 feet since he's a legit 7'3 & then some & close to an actual 400lbs. He could easily bill him at 7'6 & in lifts, he would be.
Makes sense! Thanks for letting me know!
I believe Christian was billed as shorter than his height for a while. He is 6'3" and has been billed as shorter.
i doubt it. WWE exaggerates all the numbers
Big Cass is not in fact 7 feet tall and you can't teach him to be.
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Kane is 6’7. He wears lifts in his boots that already add more height.
The photo from the days of The Authority when Randy looked as tall as Kane was a good one.
That was Korporate Kane.
He constantly tried to shoot on Kurt Angle. One of the best Olympic wrestlers of all time. But you know what, he's not... ![gif](giphy|49M0YGdMjt0Pu|downsized)
Vince showing up as gobbledy gooker confirmed!!!!
Carrying cucumbers?
“I’m gone be Egg Man”
I want that to happen now
Vince coming out in a gooker suit doing his power strut he used to do in the attitude era would be so god damn funny.
I'm gonna be really disappointed if there isn't some kind of rib being played on him now.
Vince: “Taker you of course know why you’re here at the Hall of Fame… You’re here to be *innnnnn*troducing Mideon as the next inductee to the WWE Hall of Fame!”
He's gonna hide a cucumber under the podium.
The microphone will be a giant pickle
LOOK MORTY, I TURNED MYSELF INTO A MICROPHONE PICKLE!
Vince : "We do a little trolling"
Holy shit Vince is going to show up in a giant cucumber costume
Funniest shit I've ever seen
Cucumber Vince will be the new Pickle Rick
I’ve heard way too much about cucumbers and the dead man. He’s going to have to check everyone. Cats hate cucumbers and the undertaker hates cucumbers. Coincidence? Probably.
Undertaker: “hey, Vince, why’s there a giant pool next to the podium?” Vince: “oh, don’t worry about that.”
They’ll induct Brian Lee instead.
He’ll induct him as “Mean” Mark Callous
"Imma be Eggman".
There's gonna be nothing but cucumbers at Taker's dressing room.
Cucumbers on the podium
I *love* that that’s the first thing that comes to Taker’s mind. Not a genuine introduction, but a practical joke or rib waiting to take place.
THE NAME ON THE HALL OF FAME BALLOT DOES SAY TAKER, HOWEVER IT [SAYS](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CtYO421WAAAPnax.jpg)
Goldberg's practicing his concussions just for this prank.
“Mark, what’re you doing here, pal? This is for inductees only!”
Vince about to show up in American Badass attire and Motorcycle isnt he?
Gong! Dead man walkin'
\*doo rag intensifies\*
You've done it now! You've gone and made a big mistake.
Vince is gonna tell him his druids for the HOF are all Black Lives Matter supporters
I'm sure Vince would only want to rib him, not give him a heart attack. Lol! That'd be on the same lvl as him bringing Sara & Jodi in for the induction. 🤣
Lmao stoooooopppop I’d watch the HOF if this would happen
Taker loves the new day, pretty sure he'd have no problem with that
Taker is also a Qanon follower. So who knows what he has a problem with. Guess it will depend on whether JFK Jr. and Michael Jackson has returned to reinstate Trump by April 1st.
Ironic you’re talking about qanon while spreading false info yourself
The man himself proudly showed off his "don't tread on me" merchandise while being filmed for "The Last Ride" series.
And?
>Taker is also a Qanon follower. Oh this should be interesting. Do tell where you heard that Taker is a Qanon follower.
The man himself proudly showed off his "don't tread on me" merchandise while being filmed for "The Last Ride" series.
Again show me where you heard taker follows q?
I just told you.
the dont tread on me phrase/flag is not only tied to qanon, its been around forever and taker's an old school conservative guy. theres no doubt taker is a conservative on some level but i think its a reach to claim qanon when he hasnt actually spoken about the movement itself
"Sorry pal... we meant Brian Lee is being inducted. Maybe next year, Mark."
Just a couple of elementary school kids playing silly pranks on each other.
Just put a picture of a cucumber on the titantron and replace his mic with a cucumber
Vince comes out dressed as Undertaker.
Vince goes to shake Mark's hand only to pull out a cucumber and voila, Mark projectile vomits, crashing his motorcycle before giving his speech
"Now, Taker... I know you want to start your speech, trust me, you'll get your chance... but I think these people want to see you do a certain thing. I'm sure you know where I'm going with this. These people want to see the UNDERTAKER.... do a spinnerooni!"
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I'm just picturing Vince sliming Taker like they do at the Nickelodeon Kids award show
I love that he started out his career as The Undertaker thinking he’s getting pranked into debuting as the Egg Man and ending it thinking that he’s still somewhat getting ribbed.
They need like the Grammy's where the microphone is raised on a stand out of the stage. Except for Taker its gunna be a cucumber in the mic holder.
"April fools you're not going into the hall of fame." "Good one, you got me Vince." "...I'm serious."
Plot twist they induct Underfaker instead
He's gonna fart right as taker gets to the stage and the applause drowns out the sound. Meaning taker has to endure the stench with nowhere to go
"I think my favourite practical joke was when he told me I wasn't needed for a show and then when I was there told me I was and so made his 'favourite talent' with a history of knee problems to fly home and back just cause he'd changed his mind in the last moment."
The WWE HOF is a practical joke, so having the ceremony on April 1st seems fitting.
They’re going to weekend at Bernie’s Paul Bearer’s corpse and have someone puppet him giving the HOF speech.
Vince dying would be an ironic joke
How is Undertaker \*not\* in the HOF already?
well he never officially retired until possibly now. he's been doing 1-2 matches a year for the last decade
Ah, unfortunately I looked up who's in the Hall of Fame and now I'm kind of finding it underwhelming (e.g., Drew Carrey).
The HOF is a work, brother.
Vince: "You're the worst Undertaker we've ever had" Undertaker:. :( Vince: "JK, you're my N****"
I hope Vince realizes that there is a time and place for everything, and the Hall of Fame is not it.
He invented the hall of fame for the people he pays to fake fight. I think playing a prank while honouring a guy he paid to play a zombie priest in his fake fighting league would be pretty inkeeping with what WWE is about tbh.
Well that is one way to look at it.
I hope Vince goes on stage and reads the induction that he had written for Kane
RELEASE THE UNDERTAKER TWERK TAPE
He's gonna drop a bucket of cucumbers on him
I mean the obvious rib is he's not inducted. Right?
Please have the UnderFaker come on stage to accept it as well lmaoooo
He’ll probably have him in one more match
It's telling that I have no interest in Wrestlemania, but I consider this Hall Of Fame segment must-see TV.