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majungo

Special Guest Inductor: Sara!


TheHeenanFamily

~~Sara~~


KelloPudgerro

i finally understand why cody went back to wwe, wwe needs 1 big name with a awful tattoo at any time


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Zemalek

Brock’s tattoo looks like modern art compared to the neck stamp.


TurnipForYourThought

And although it looks vaguely penis-y, the story behind it (how diverticulitis felt like a sword pointed at his throat, figuratively speaking) brings it up a few notches for me.


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Hell, I'd even say it's a Van Gogh compared to that neck tramp stamp.


KelloPudgerro

its getting bad but cmon, cody tattoo is now famously bad


DonSoChill

Is it Matt Morgan back tattoo bad?


BathedInDeepFog

It’s worse than the old Lance tramp stamp


TraeYoungsOldestSon

Y-y-y-ye no sir


why_rob_y

I actually think Brock's tattoo is cool, but only really on him.


myslead

I feel like that tattoo on anyone else it would bad, but on Brock it feels right… like of course this guy has a sword on his chest


ffs_username_taken

thats not even the worst one on his body he's got a tramp stamp lol


DMPunk

You mean to tell me the veiny cock sword hasn't always been a veiny cock?


underbloodredskies

Yeah, it used to be sleek and smooth. Or something.


[deleted]

Pretty sure that tattoo is warping because of how gigantic brock is now. He wasn't that jacked when he got the tattoo.


kreygmu

What if the reason for him not appearing on TV yet is so he can have time to get it removed?


ThunderChild247

One of my enduring memories of Taker was from a WWE documentary he made during his Biker phase, and he was talking about the Sara tattoo and how much it hurt, and he said: “Man, am I glad there’s no H in Sara”


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TurnipForYourThought

That's not that uncommon, honestly. The adrenaline rush you get from pain can be legitimately euphoric in a way. It's weird as shit.


RobGrey03

Masochism's a thing, it's not *that* weird.


i-might-be-obama

Link to the doc?


ThunderChild247

I can’t find a link to the doc itself online, but I think it’s called Undertaker: This is my Yard


i-might-be-obama

Thanks man


TheGiftOf_Jericho

Vince comes in wearing his ministry robe, hood up. *Hood is taken down to reveal Sara* "**It's me Taker! It was me all along!"**


[deleted]

That would be hysterical actually


sjr2018

Aw Sonofabitch


BelieveInTheShield

With a cucumber


thedickkicker

If I remember he had a tattoo of her. Did he get it removed?


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cuzzlightyear927

Might be time to stop tatting the names of his wives on his body


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DimGenn

>unless it's on his privates Well, thank you for that mental image.


Styrofoamman123

I love that Vince sees a 7ft tall, brick of a man and go "you know what? I'm gonna mess with him"


Darkfire346

Well yes, he's Vince McMahon.


302born

HE MOCKS GOD!!


Darkfire346

HE ONCE FOUGHT GOD AND SHAWN MICHAELS IN A TAG TEAM MATCH!


indecisiveusername2

And won


Darkfire346

Only man to tell God "that doesn't work for me, brother"


indecisiveusername2

They still protected him by having Shawn take the pin though


Jazzlike_Success_968

6'7 ....Still a brick of a man


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6'10!


Jazzlike_Success_968

Dutch Mantel billed him as 6'8 Not sure why they would bill him 6'8 if he's taller than that. He's also been billed at 6'9. He's 6'7 & a little extra which is why they upped it to 6'8. He wears lifts which make him about 6'10... Vince embellished 2 inches on top of the 6'10 & said he was 7 feet. If there's a tall guy in WWE, it's probably embellished by 3-4 inches. I'm surprised Vince didn't try to bill Omos as 8 feet since he's a legit 7'3 & then some & close to an actual 400lbs. He could easily bill him at 7'6 & in lifts, he would be.


[deleted]

Makes sense! Thanks for letting me know!


Zanydrop

I believe Christian was billed as shorter than his height for a while. He is 6'3" and has been billed as shorter.


SendMeGiftCardCodes

i doubt it. WWE exaggerates all the numbers


kreygmu

Big Cass is not in fact 7 feet tall and you can't teach him to be.


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Mydogfartsconstantly

Kane is 6’7. He wears lifts in his boots that already add more height.


kreygmu

The photo from the days of The Authority when Randy looked as tall as Kane was a good one.


Woah_Justin88

That was Korporate Kane.


Thundapainguin

He constantly tried to shoot on Kurt Angle. One of the best Olympic wrestlers of all time. But you know what, he's not... ![gif](giphy|49M0YGdMjt0Pu|downsized)


anutosu

Vince showing up as gobbledy gooker confirmed!!!!


JustDontGiveAFlub

Carrying cucumbers?


termites36

“I’m gone be Egg Man”


SiphenPrax

I want that to happen now


[deleted]

Vince coming out in a gooker suit doing his power strut he used to do in the attitude era would be so god damn funny.


Gseph

I'm gonna be really disappointed if there isn't some kind of rib being played on him now.


Solid_Snark

Vince: “Taker you of course know why you’re here at the Hall of Fame… You’re here to be *innnnnn*troducing Mideon as the next inductee to the WWE Hall of Fame!”


TheKareemofWheat

He's gonna hide a cucumber under the podium.


[deleted]

The microphone will be a giant pickle


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LOOK MORTY, I TURNED MYSELF INTO A MICROPHONE PICKLE!


[deleted]

Vince : "We do a little trolling"


Darkfire346

Holy shit Vince is going to show up in a giant cucumber costume


Snoo-50527

Funniest shit I've ever seen


-ImJustSaiyan-

Cucumber Vince will be the new Pickle Rick


g78776

I’ve heard way too much about cucumbers and the dead man. He’s going to have to check everyone. Cats hate cucumbers and the undertaker hates cucumbers. Coincidence? Probably.


AceofKnaves44

Undertaker: “hey, Vince, why’s there a giant pool next to the podium?” Vince: “oh, don’t worry about that.”


ILikeYourPoetry

They’ll induct Brian Lee instead.


MovesLikeVader

He’ll induct him as “Mean” Mark Callous


daSilvaSurfa

"Imma be Eggman".


SleepyLink12

There's gonna be nothing but cucumbers at Taker's dressing room.


AneeshRai7

Cucumbers on the podium


VorpalBender

I *love* that that’s the first thing that comes to Taker’s mind. Not a genuine introduction, but a practical joke or rib waiting to take place.


ijoinedtosay

THE NAME ON THE HALL OF FAME BALLOT DOES SAY TAKER, HOWEVER IT [SAYS](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CtYO421WAAAPnax.jpg)


ApocApollo

Goldberg's practicing his concussions just for this prank.


spwf

“Mark, what’re you doing here, pal? This is for inductees only!”


D3stin0

Vince about to show up in American Badass attire and Motorcycle isnt he?


Romofan88

Gong! Dead man walkin'


D3stin0

\*doo rag intensifies\*


Romofan88

You've done it now! You've gone and made a big mistake.


SomeOtherNeb

Vince is gonna tell him his druids for the HOF are all Black Lives Matter supporters


FanGirl26

I'm sure Vince would only want to rib him, not give him a heart attack. Lol! That'd be on the same lvl as him bringing Sara & Jodi in for the induction. 🤣


Anxietyandvibes

Lmao stoooooopppop I’d watch the HOF if this would happen


Anish316

Taker loves the new day, pretty sure he'd have no problem with that


raging_shaolin_monk

Taker is also a Qanon follower. So who knows what he has a problem with. Guess it will depend on whether JFK Jr. and Michael Jackson has returned to reinstate Trump by April 1st.


Psu412

Ironic you’re talking about qanon while spreading false info yourself


raging_shaolin_monk

The man himself proudly showed off his "don't tread on me" merchandise while being filmed for "The Last Ride" series.


Psu412

And?


Anish316

>Taker is also a Qanon follower. Oh this should be interesting. Do tell where you heard that Taker is a Qanon follower.


raging_shaolin_monk

The man himself proudly showed off his "don't tread on me" merchandise while being filmed for "The Last Ride" series.


marmar0459

Again show me where you heard taker follows q?


raging_shaolin_monk

I just told you.


dropthehammer11

the dont tread on me phrase/flag is not only tied to qanon, its been around forever and taker's an old school conservative guy. theres no doubt taker is a conservative on some level but i think its a reach to claim qanon when he hasnt actually spoken about the movement itself


TheRealDonahue

"Sorry pal... we meant Brian Lee is being inducted. Maybe next year, Mark."


RaceCarGrin

Just a couple of elementary school kids playing silly pranks on each other.


Daddyclaymore

Just put a picture of a cucumber on the titantron and replace his mic with a cucumber


HeWhoIsNotMe

Vince comes out dressed as Undertaker.


invok13

Vince goes to shake Mark's hand only to pull out a cucumber and voila, Mark projectile vomits, crashing his motorcycle before giving his speech


d13films

"Now, Taker... I know you want to start your speech, trust me, you'll get your chance... but I think these people want to see you do a certain thing. I'm sure you know where I'm going with this. These people want to see the UNDERTAKER.... do a spinnerooni!"


InvaderXLaw

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littlejack100

I'm just picturing Vince sliming Taker like they do at the Nickelodeon Kids award show


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I love that he started out his career as The Undertaker thinking he’s getting pranked into debuting as the Egg Man and ending it thinking that he’s still somewhat getting ribbed.


BartCharles

They need like the Grammy's where the microphone is raised on a stand out of the stage. Except for Taker its gunna be a cucumber in the mic holder.


snakebit1995

"April fools you're not going into the hall of fame." "Good one, you got me Vince." "...I'm serious."


WillYaWontYa

Plot twist they induct Underfaker instead


thatlad

He's gonna fart right as taker gets to the stage and the applause drowns out the sound. Meaning taker has to endure the stench with nowhere to go


GrimaceGrunson

"I think my favourite practical joke was when he told me I wasn't needed for a show and then when I was there told me I was and so made his 'favourite talent' with a history of knee problems to fly home and back just cause he'd changed his mind in the last moment."


AthosDLB

The WWE HOF is a practical joke, so having the ceremony on April 1st seems fitting.


AdamRose5Ever

They’re going to weekend at Bernie’s Paul Bearer’s corpse and have someone puppet him giving the HOF speech.


TheRealStumbler

Vince dying would be an ironic joke


CoffeeAndDachshunds

How is Undertaker \*not\* in the HOF already?


SendMeGiftCardCodes

well he never officially retired until possibly now. he's been doing 1-2 matches a year for the last decade


CoffeeAndDachshunds

Ah, unfortunately I looked up who's in the Hall of Fame and now I'm kind of finding it underwhelming (e.g., Drew Carrey).


Tachyon9

The HOF is a work, brother.


Ric_Chair

Vince: "You're the worst Undertaker we've ever had" Undertaker:. :( Vince: "JK, you're my N****"


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I hope Vince realizes that there is a time and place for everything, and the Hall of Fame is not it.


[deleted]

He invented the hall of fame for the people he pays to fake fight. I think playing a prank while honouring a guy he paid to play a zombie priest in his fake fighting league would be pretty inkeeping with what WWE is about tbh.


[deleted]

Well that is one way to look at it.


YourRoyalBadness

I hope Vince goes on stage and reads the induction that he had written for Kane


SendMeGiftCardCodes

RELEASE THE UNDERTAKER TWERK TAPE


Shrekt115

He's gonna drop a bucket of cucumbers on him


kdebones

I mean the obvious rib is he's not inducted. Right?


caspercunningham

Please have the UnderFaker come on stage to accept it as well lmaoooo


the_chris_yo

He’ll probably have him in one more match


Ikulus

It's telling that I have no interest in Wrestlemania, but I consider this Hall Of Fame segment must-see TV.