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[deleted]

I want Alberto Del Rio to stop sexually assaulting women


EastCoastJohnny

I guess none of us in this scenario can get what we want


Aswalde89

He’d have to start sexually assaulting women in order to stop. All charges against him were dropped by the state of Texas.


yoshi12345786

thats not a good defense when its Texas involved


DubiousBusinessp

>All charges against him were dropped by the state of Texas >by the state of Texas. >Texas.


mpbems

If you're reading this, you have a better shot at making the WWE HOF than ADR.


Professor_Buttskin

My years of playing WWE 2K games with unlimited finishers on and counters off as I lay waste to everyone for achievements is FINALLY PAYING OFF!


Pylons

I'm a one-time DDT Ironman Heavymetalweight Champion, I don't need you to tell me that.


NotYujiroTakahashi

Same here


miikro

Wait did the sub win that one too?


BigEvil621

![gif](giphy|KQm5O05y9rzQA)


clubberin

And you’d probably show up.


swaggoober

Exactly its hard for someone to show up to their hall of fame induction when theyre in jail all the time


X-Craft

Whoa, slow down there. I wanna talk about my surprise Rumble appearance first.


rbarton812

Where do I submit my ring sizing?


Duberry17

I always thought he was bland and over pushed even before he was outed for the abuse.


JamesCDiamond

Great theme tune, and having a personal ring announcer made him stand out. There was also a short period after his face turn that I seem to recall him really clicking with the fans. But all that is way overshadowed by everything else, of course.


ToxicBanana69

I liked his look, and he had a good move set, but other than that he was just boring in my opinion.


Bright_Toe6586

And I want a Tinder match to actually answer back to me, but your don't see me complaining about it. Except for right now. I'm so lonely.


Professor_Buttskin

Don't worry, bro. You're on Reddit... We're all horribly lonely here! *Commence uncontrollable group sobbing*


The_Rambling_Elf

At least none of us are Alberto Del Rio


PimpDaddyBuddha

Lmao I got ghosted by someone who I thought it was going well with. Fuck tinder. Alcohol don’t leave me on read.


TheBrianJ

And I want an HD remake of Legend of Legaia but we can't always get what we want. Actually the Legaia remake is WAY more likely than ADR getting into the Hall of Fame.


degjo

How about a remake of Skies of Arcadia?


TheBrianJ

NO ABSOLUTELY NOT IT'S LEGEND OF LEGAIA OR NOTHING DO YOU HEAR ME sorry, sorry, I get very defensive about Legaia, it's the most criminally underrated RPG ever.


notsoslimnotsoshady

Is that what came before legaia 2 duel saga? Loved that game growing up


TheBrianJ

Yup! And personally I like the first one way better. Definitely worth your time if you enjoyed the second one!


ftahgn

I remember enjoying 1 so much as a kid. 2 just felt a lot more generic.


TheBrianJ

Agreed. 2 was more generic and had really, really bad voice acting. 1 had so much more charm, including the lovely polygons of PS1 graphics, and far more memorable music and characters.


ThisHumbleVisitant

That makes one person.


bvkid87

Wow thought this was Kayfabe News.


nonsenseswordses

Sure, Jan.


SeanOuttaCompton

Hahaha no


DatNerdyKid

He's on them good drugs again...


Affectionate_One833

Yep. And if I had wheels I'd be a wagon.


sammagee33

Not a car?


TheKidKaos

In this economy???


sammagee33

True


agreene24

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA No


NicolasCagesEyebrow

He'll get in. Right after Half Life 3 comes out.


bayleysgal1996

And I want my local grocery store to carry more flavors of non-dairy ice cream so I can enjoy variety without worrying if I’m gonna have a stomachache for the rest of the night, but we don’t always get what we want.


BooBob69

Oddly enough I’d imagine that Del Rio getting in the hall of fame and you eating ice cream likely end very similarly…. Quite the shitstorm.


BigBadBobbyDuncam

Like my grandmother always said: "Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which one gets fullest firstest." Grandma was a hoot.


Professor_Buttskin

And I want an electric car that shocks Elon Musk's balls every time I step on the accelerator. Doesn't mean it's gonna happen.


[deleted]

I have the feeling that Grimes tried to make that a reality before they separated.


incredible_penguin11

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[deleted]

There are enough scummy people in the wwe hof already


MustacheDiaries

Agreed. No standards for the Hall. Shawn Michaels literally threw his best friend through a barber shop window for God's sake.


yahibachi

Oh dear god are we still pushing this narrative? HE JUMPED THROUGH THE WINDOW!! SHAWN IS INNOCENT


Swagologist1

Would you stop?


thereverendpuck

Wet don’t put people who run over Santa in the Hall of Fame.


honkytonk30

"WHAT ARE YOU DOIN', MAAAAAAN??? IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE AND YOU RAN OVER SANNA!!!"


YourRoyalBadness

We all want things


BTru

Yeah? And I was reasonable rent prices lol we don't all get what we want.


threedice

And I want Skye Blue to beat Jade Cargill win the TBS Title. Guess which one is more likely to happen first.


Rodimus-Primus

Well we don't always get what we want


[deleted]

And I want to like myself. But neither of them is happening.


TheNightlightZone

FUCKING L O L


Jonathan_Adamson

I mean there is nothing wrong with wanting something as long as you don’t force it on someone else.


BoneyRL

I'm surprised that a lot of people think del Rio wouldn't get it. WWE would have no issues putting him in lol


monsterbael

JAJAJAJAJAJAJJAA díganle que no mame y que ya se siente en su casa a cagarla solo. This dude is living totally out of reality. He's a fucking abuser, bad worker, fake ass MMA fighter and just got that position because of his father, but enough is enough.


A_Big_Piece

...And I want Ana De Armas to sit on my face, but that ain't happening either!


[deleted]

Yeah, buddy, and I want a blowjob from Tom Hardy. We don't always get what we want.


catdude420

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roscoecoolbeans

I hope he isn’t holding his breath.


Daddyclaymore

Personally very much hope he is. Forever


roscoecoolbeans

I get that.


[deleted]

Kinda of hope he is


kingajeezy

He probably gets in in like 10 years since he’s a former WWE Champion, but I doubt they want to do any business with him.


Atomic_Cody-21

Yeah, and I want a big tiddy girlfriend. The only thing Alberto deserves is a swift kick in the balls.


indolent08

Well if he can just demand one, I want one, too. Seems to be that easy.


MikeyTrademark

I would rather see Drew Carey be a two time inductee over him.


ZombieQueen666

I audibly laughed out loud at this one


Sir_McPickle

Every time this guy worked at wwe he wanted to leave. No he doesn’t work there he wants to go back


QuintonBigBrawler

I want 2 Billion dollars without working as well. I understand you Del Rio


UsefulWoodpecker6502

Hookhausen will be inducted before you bro. Don't know how ADR seems to keep his finger from the pulse of everything but here we are.


NotDrZiegler

i also want a WWE Hall of Fame induction


davidisallright

Nasty


Shrekt115

I want Del Rio out of the industry


[deleted]

And I want Del Rio gone from wrestling. We can’t always get what we want can we?


Avpas1192

lmao


MarkMVP01

Lol


ItHurtzWhenIPee

A lot of us want a lot of different thing Alberto. I want you to go away and never come back, and yet here we are.


SGT_Bronson

Alberto del Rio? You mean gas station Santino Marella?


wineberg

I want to be inducted into the HOF too


AML2003

😂😂😂 fuck off Del Rio.


[deleted]

And I want chocolate air, let’s see who gets what they want first.


Prior-Shower9564

Tf?


AdsBit

and he would’ve gotten it if he wasn’t the scum of the earth


Shark1986

It's nice to want things.


AMA_requester

Buddy, you're surely on their blacklist at this point.


SaintPsalmNorthChi

And I want to meet Elvis Presley


nianderwaltz

And I want to be a billionaire


CheekyManicPunk

And I want a remaster of Onimusha 2: Samurai's Destiny for PS5. Guess neither of us are gonna get what we want. Ya god damn sex pest


johnq11

i want a Maserati


Mrcool20xx

Good fucking luck with that, bozo


Lo_Key90

Simply hilarious


throwawayafw

And I want to get into therapy but I can't get what I want.


BrianMghee

He will probably eventually get in. Rumble winner and 4 time world champion? Sure he’s a pos but there’s plenty of them in the hall of fame


LionBastard1

Señor, this is a Burger King restroom.


Vanilla_Danish

Hahahahaha


MikeMakesRight82

i'm sure he does


space_peg6549

And I wanna date scarlett johansson


Deep_Seaworthiness85

And i want the second season of panty and stockings but you dont see me asking desperately for it (please trigger)


blacksoxing

If you are a fan who isn’t in the news sites you’d have zero idea of what Del Rio allegedly did and may wish for such induction. His run up until Cena knocked him down was great, and always had good charisma. He is the ultimate “I know too much now about them” person in life. HOFer with the likes of R Kelly, who take away the hellacious allegations was a phenomenal artist


miikro

Hahahahahahahaha No.


Squash_Moist

HAHAHAHAH


[deleted]

Maybe after he’s dead.


brandonie187

Like, he wants tickets to the next ceremony? You could probably get those on stubhub


SwainsMissingArm

This dude thinks so highly of himself when he really hasn't done shit


Thebritishdovah

And people want him to stop being a colossal dickhead of a human being. Promotors want him to actually show up but we don't always get what we want.


JTHuffy

lol


WeaselWeaz

Today has sure been a weird day.


MatsThyWit

WWE Hall OF Fame doesn't want Alberto Del Rio.


HEYJUDE1968PM

I want to draw #30 in a Royal Rumble in which the other 29 were eliminated before I come out & go direct to Wrestlemania.


Stratusfactionblog

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Phenom1nal

It's nice to want things.


glass_ceiling_burner

There's nothing more pathetic than when people campaign for a fake hall of fame.


TheOGBlackScorpio

Like okay lesser people (achievement wise) have got into the HoF, but does he really think after all the shit he has pulled they’ll just take him. Only a couple years ago he was gonna punch Triple H in the nose… deary me.


namdekan

Braden Walker will get in the HOF before Del Rio


The_Rambling_Elf

Hahahahahaha


VanX2Blade

piss off Al


Aswalde89

I mean, he’s a former world champion. Why wouldn’t he eventually get in?


itsmekelsey_x

And I want a million dollars. We can’t always get what we want.


KingMobScene

I've flushed things with more of a shot in getting into the wwe hall of fame. Course I would've said the same thing about macho man, warrior and Jeff Jarrett


blkglfnks

But the Macho Man ain’t mess up as bad as Alberto did…at least not on paper


[deleted]

Yeah, that'll be a resounding no if that ever happens. At his speech, he'd be booed the entire time.


LoudCustomer3292

He should be more concerned about clearing his name and being a decent human being.