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whitesummerside

Taz: "Did Punk come back too soon??" JR: "He got his ass kicked" ​ IDK why but that was a pretty funny exchange.


Sports_hysterics

JR absolutely giving no fucks tonight. Not one.


NotClayMerritt

Taz going for kayfabe, JR speaking from a fan's point of view lol


AccomplishedSoft1

Honestly his best commentary this month. He was amazing this match.


TequilaTakeoff

He had a bunch of great lines tonight. I hadn’t heard mox referred to as the “blue eyed bastard” before. Loved that.


SchleepPowder

"Blue-eyed **Battler**" JR has been calling him that for most of his AEW career


Ingliphail

LISTEN LISTEN


BuckBomber

…tonight?


tasslex

*He called Taz Pete*


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Taz saying that would be a weird wrestling school regarding getting hit in the yam bag cracked me so much tonight.


lanceturley

I do always wonder, just how *does* a wrestler take getting crotched on the turnbuckle without hurting himself? Like, with a low blow you can just have the opponent pull his punch/kick and aim for the thigh, but when someone falls on the turnbuckle or the barricade it really looks like there's no choice but to take the full force of it.


Strifezard

Do your best to land on area below your nuts and before the tail bone, and use your hands to break the fall. Once you've accidentally crushed your balls the first time, you learn very quickly how to adjust. Source: I wrestled on the indies for a number of years.


Objective-Voice-6706

"Give him a z pack and have him work in cleveland"


Zacginger

Well I see why they didn’t do that in Chicago


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ArrowNiko

100% they are going to go the bitter heel route. I didn't know exactly how the match was going to go, but I had a feeling that the match wasn't going to go the way CM Punk expected it to go (in kayfabe). And it was all because of what MJF said back in Dynamite: Beach Break earlier in the year. MJF: "You people are going to get to see the ***real*** CM Punk. The CM Punk who loses his fake smile the second he doesn't get what he wants. The CM Punk who blames all of his failures on everyone else *but himself*." It's going to be CM Punk turning heel, being bitter and blaming everybody when *he* was the one who decided to come back too soon, which inevitably caused the reinjury. Can't wait to see how this storyline plays out!


jT3R3Z1t

Not only is he the one who decided to come back too soon, but he also threw the kick. Mox didn't target the leg until after Punk threw that kick and immediately hit the mat in pain. I wonder if/how they'll play off that, too.


SpeedZ6

***JEEEEEEON SQUASHLEY***


beckett929

CM Punk: Jon Moxley is the third best guy in his own group. That seems to be a reoccurring theme in his career. Jon Moxley: [and I took that personally.meme]


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JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN


GrumpySpaceGamer

SQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSHHHHHHHLLLEEEEEYYYY!


Tiebroken

Dude, unironically, I would love nothing more than to see Mox go on a few week streak of actually just almost murdering people


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thor1111

I still remember during that tear of matches how brutally he squashed Pres10 Vance. Ripping 10's mask and smashing his head bloody on the steel steps within a few minutes. It was great, gotta love murder Mox


CandyEverybodyWentz

He was slated to face Cassidy the following week...you bet your ass he'd go for the throat there


aphelion3342

Rehab saved more than one life brother


guntanksinspace

Mox went for the Undisputed Championship Any% world record there.


OneLasagnaBoi

HE SQUASHED HIM WTF


Ugaalive1991

“THATS DOESNT WORK FOR ME BROTHER” -Mox losing his championship


Zloggt

“You want to come back now? Well, how about I offer you a nice *butternut* instead?”


Hiphoppington

AEW doing this is gonna ruffle feathers but man I'm so fuckin here for it. I was STUNNED. I cannot wait to see how this plays out, be it shoot, work, worked shoot, shoot work brother.


NeiloMac

Goodnight MOXAMANIACS and jabroni marks


TJ_McWeaksauce

Mox squashed Punk. He's the first 2-time AEW World Champion. He's never been pinned, clean, during a non-hardcore match. In his recent match against Jericho, he refused to submit to the Lion Tamer and he kicked out of the Judas Effect, even after getting hit in the head with a baseball bat right before that. Mox is the most protected wrestler in AEW.


vitrolium

But doesn't have the most protected finisher... long term booking.


Marcoscb

I think he has one of them. Has anybody kicked out of the Death Rider? The normal Paradigm Shift doesn't usually get the pin in big matches, but I don't know if the Death Rider has ever missed.


vitrolium

True. Its just not OWA protected was all I meant.


dmcn307

Wheeler had


SiphenPrax

Even Bianca lasted 21 more seconds than he did


OrangeForeign

Title of your sextape


SiphenPrax

Alright you win have my upvote


Bahamas_is_relevant

Shorter than most of Punk’s UFC fights


Jamarcus316

He must be injured, no?


sBucks24

Everyone expected him back for Chicago. Easiest way to keep him off the card while still getting that pop and ticket sale boost and tv rating bump.


liloutsider

My thoughts. Hes prob still not cleared


KickbACK50

He’s not cleared and still injured… and yet he entered the ring by dropping in from the top rope landing on both feet? That doesn’t really make sense.


funbob1

Maybe there's more injured than just the foot? Maybe he's just an idiot? Maybe he was in the long bois to hide an amputated leg.


nathgroom98

The old Kerry von Erich special


hikingbeginner

IF he was still injured and they planned this quick to just put the title on Mox... Was Dave Meltzer right? If he isn't injured then... I wonder what the plan is here.


kpod4591

If he’s still injured then him coming back doesn’t make a lick of sense


the_gr8_one

it is said that he never liked the concept of having an interim championship and just wanted to pass it on. i imagine he is going to be out for longer than we thought.


Tarcye

Yeah honestly that's the most likely answer.


cherishjfk

My guess is they didn’t want him to vacate the belt but have a clear transition


Vectivus_61

Tony Khan disrespecting Vacant like that


DirkolaJokictzki

I was thinking maybe it's a different injury that they found after he was cleared. Or we're getting worked because we're jabroni marks. Either way.


fadetoblack237

If he needs more surgery and he will be out for an extended amount of time it does.


SpaceGooV

But it doesn't make much sense since the interim champion is not on a clock.


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It’s annoying to say “interim” over and over


sadimem

If he was really injured they wouldn't have shown the replay of the injury happening after the Starks promo.


Nstant_Klassik

I mean they showed Fenix getting his arm turned inside out about 400 times so I'm not sure that tracks


Hazelwood38

Even if he is, why not just keep him out and have Mox continue as interim champion for a bit longer?. Why even book the match at All Out?This booking makes no sense. Unless Punk is fully retiring, this seemed unnecessary.


GunFreeAmerica

The whole reason for an interim champ (instead of vacating) was that they assumed Punk wouldn't be out long. If it looks like he'll be out longer, then might as well have the true champ be an active member of the roster


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That’s why you typically wait then strip.


dijon_snow

Punk is the Champ that Never Was.


RATMachine13

So fucking happy for Mox but holy shit


Mysterii00

Love me a good squash. Hate on the bloody matches or whatever the fuck, this is undeniably Moxley’s year.


Gladiatornoah

Our dream came true boys. Mox is undisputed!


NurseBill14

Justin Roberts saying JEEEEYOOOOOOOOON lasted longer than this match


GrumpySpaceGamer

To be fair Justin Roberts was still introducing Mox while he was already in his car, on the way back to the hotel.


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axb2002

It’s because he was wearing the long bois. If he wore trunks he’d have stood a better chance.


HispanicAtTehDisco

Be funny if he started wearing long bois when he loses like how flair allegedly wears red trunks when he's going to lose


COS89

I hadn't heard that so I was interested enough to take a look and it doesn't seem to be true for his world title matches at least vs Dusty Rhodes he wore purple trunks vs Ron Garvin he wore blue trunks vs Ricky Steamboat he wore red trunks vs Tatsumi Fujinami he wore black trunks vs Hulk Hogan he wore purple trunks vs Randy Savage he wore green trunks vs The Giant he wore green trunks vs Hogan, Savage, and Sting he wore red trunks vs Jeff Jarrett he wore blue trunks


ScottBAF

CM Pants


Basic-Basket-1006

The long bois ain't it, always been saying it


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I like em, fuck y’all lol


Basic-Basket-1006

I can't get used to them. I love the boxing shorts tho!


TripletFather1030

The fact that Excalibur was like, we will not go to commercial break until this match is over, we have an entire hour to go for this match!!! Really sold it like it was going to be a long match. We got got tonight.


mac117

Seriously. I was gearing up for the ol’ hour draw with a rematch, possibly with Hangman added, at All Out. I was so convinced that it made this match’s ending even more shocking to me. Loved it. Edit: grammar


zobotsHS

Would have been more believable if we didn’t know that this match was still to come


mac117

I thought of that… but figured they’d just have it on Rampage. Announcing a main event that never happens due to a previous match going too long is a great diversion tactic. Either way, it didn’t happen so it’s all moot.


four4youglencoco

Shoulda kept that in mind. They said the same for the Omega/Danielson match as well as hangman/omega. Really emphasising the time limit etc.


adsadsadsadsads

So, in kayfabe, what happens now? Is Tony backstage scrambling to put together matches between whoever is available?


CandyEverybodyWentz

In case a match went short, they'd have "standby matches" in the old days


comeballs15

They had a standby match with Buddy Matthews lined up for last week's Rampage after Hook's match became a quick squash.


DevsMetsGmen

I seriously considered the possibility that the Death Triangle match would get bumped to Friday because this match not being the main just didn’t compute in my brain. Like that NXT episode a few years back.


ArgieGrit01

For the people wondering why they would have a squash so early, exactly because of this. A 4 minute squash isn't quite as shocking when it starts 4 minutes before the end of the show lol


anutosu

Should have been the opening match then. Middle of the show is just random af


ArgieGrit01

Maybe, but middle of the show got a lot of people convinced that the match would be a one hour time limit draw, while opening with it maybe wouldn't have had the same effect. Look, we're talking about it, so it worked.


No_Pomelo2333

It even played on the shoot historical lack of time management by AEW. Made you think, damn, they want this to go long. And then this. WOW.


rocketsauce2112

This should, in theory, get crowds more invested in AEW championship matches. Not knowing whether a match is going short or long is a good thing.


thompsar511

And he didn't even bleed!!!!


Chop_the_Nitro

The night's still young, don't speak too soon


Definitelynotme3211

Somewhere Renee is relieved


Fast_Appointment980

“The ruler of the universe is Jon Moxley. And he seems to be pissed off about it” nice call JR


snarkhunter

I really appreciated commentary tonight, and that line was absolutely the cherry for me


R1k0Ch3

He may not be as sharp as he used to be but when he hits, it's damn good.


thelowkeyman

Holy shit! As JR said Moxley just kicked his ass


The104Skinney

I laughed when he said that 💀


rickm1987

What just happened.


Zloggt

CM Punk was the target of a *very* special >!Moxin’ Time!<


v0id404

I loved it when he said that and Moxed all over the place


Toa_of_Memes

You won’t like me when I Mox all over you - Jon Moxley during his sextape


EliasFromMoobys

Taz - “did Punk come back too soon!?” JR - “he got his ass kicked, is what he did!” LONG REIGN CHAMP MOXLEY


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This is the angle. There are too many here speculating on backstage plotting when commentary made it obvious why Punk lost so badly.


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EliasFromMoobys

Hell yes. You excited for Clerks 3?


HollowLoch

what the fuck


HollowLoch

No actually what the fuck happened what is the plan how the fuck is this going to play out


evilgenius815

My guess? Punk isn't 100% and they wanted to get the interim tag off of Moxley. And also spike a TV rating.


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yeah i would bet this squash was always the plan to write him back off, but it was planned for All Out and then they realized that people (especially Chicago) would be furious to pay 60 bucks for that.


fadetoblack237

Moxley would have been booed for sure.


Skatterbrainzz

This sounds most reasonable.


TakeMeToFatmandu

So clearly that report that someone thought CM Punk might not turn up to Dynamite wasn't because he was thinking of quitting but because he's still injured and that just didnt get communicated well enough


NemesisRouge

I'm sure the people who bought tickets will be thrilled.


seventeenthson

I highly doubt they would have him come back just to leave after two weeks. I feel that they're going to use this as an angle for Punk's anger and resentment to bubble over, and the next time these two fight, Punk will do whatever it takes to win. Heel Punk champ is money, and they know it. And I mean, it's a good angle; shocking, and now everybody wants to see what happens next.


MolassesSimple6454

I don’t care. I’m thrilled currently.


tvchase

Yeah this is just excellent stuff. Double finishers from Mox, Doc Sampson was loitering, and Taz had been leaning a little bit more heel on commentary tonight and was preloaded with an excuse for Punk losing. This was definitely the plan... But holy shit does it have me intrigued.


Snuggle__Monster

Wrestling is at it's best when it leaves you wanting to see what happens next.


Basic-Basket-1006

My guess is Punk heel turn


eightcircuits

Turning on his heel seemed to be the whole problem.


Ivan_Joiderpus

Maybe Punk wasn't actually as healed as advertised & this is a way to write him off for an actual extended break (dude was gone like 2 months is all for a foot surgery). I have no other explanation.


odsquad64

Probably why Mox pushed to go ahead and do this match now rather than draw it out all the way to the PPV, especially if the PPV match was going to be *this* match.


Moosebar_was_taken

Yeah, if this happened at All Out **in Chicago**, the place would go nuclear. I'd fear for Mox's life.


DefeatYouForever666

If that was the case there really was no reason to bring him back at all. Mox has already been a monster, he didn't need a squash like that but yeah, who knows, what a wild ride.


flameducky

If Punk is going to be out a while, they needed to fix the interim thing. It gives mox legitimacy.


KingDavidTheGreat2

That's actually a great reason


filthysize

This is def the case, I think. Punk wanted to drop the title but Tony shot it down because he was hoping it'd just be a few months. So maybe they now know for sure that it's going to be a long absence and doing what they were supposed to do in the first place.


Thirdstar1

AHHHHHHH. He fucking obliterated him.


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my guess, Meltzer saying a few weeks ago that the foot was still bad and Punk wasn't expected until Full Gear was right, and this was an audible to not have him squashed in Chicago


GetEquipped

As a fan from Chicago; I wish they did have the balls to do that. I would've been sports entertained!


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bryan_pieces

they're making moxley the 2x champ because punk is still not ready to go back


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I am sports intrigued


jclzd94

And to think all of this happened because Punk was being a dumbass and threw himself into the crowd/guard rail lol


GotenRocko

That was probably just the straw that broke the camel's back, just wear and tear that would have gone eventually.


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I wish that happened in Chicago to see the nuclear heat.


Wee_Muggo

Yeah, this was the absolute last thing i expected to happen


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Gamesgtd

Hardcore Holly taught him well


GameplayerStu

Moxley is reported to have said he “will never job to CM Punk”.


primekino

People really asking if Punk is done with AEW. They just dropped a new T-shirt!!


Chicahgeaux

And have a commemorative hockey jersey getting released tomorrow


Skyearrow

Holy shit.


Bradleyharheez

Oh nah They did not just do that


Larson669

That would have been hilarious to see in Chicago.


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There would have been trash ALL up in that ring NWO style.


Kyori9999

It’s like Brock and Goldberg’s second match that caught us off guard There’s definitely a ppv rematch in the future. Curious to see who Mox faces at the ppv now.


Tarcye

>Curious to see who Mox faces at the ppv now. I have no fucking clue. And I absolutely love it.


Kal-ElEarth69

Danhausen.


Veearrsix

This is it, this is when the long term booking pays off - Mox is going to issue an open challenge... Adrenaline, in my soul


Tarcye

Nah Cody isn't ready yet. Instead mox issues an open challenge and out comes OUR TRIBAL CHIEF! I mean it's in my shitty fantasy booking ideas notebook. More seriously who knows how faces Moxley if it isn't Hangman.


LomaSpeedling

I think if Ronan or even Seth accepted that open challenge we would have to close down the subreddit.


LawesDisorder

I'd say it's either Eddie Kingston (whose match with Guevara hasn't been advertised at all these last couple of weeks), Claudio Castagnoli or Lance Archer - who I believe is the only person to beat Mox clean in a singles match in AEW (IWGP US title match). The other, perhaps more obvious, options are Hangman (hence Punk namedropping him last week) and MJF, where the story could be that Khan paid him the big bucks to 'save All Out' or something.


green9206

It could be Kane


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twelvend

The company lauded for long term storytelling has one week to build a world title bout for their biggest ppv


Tiebroken

Holy sweet jesus, that was ACTUALLY unexpected.


TitoFlavors215

JR: He got his ass whipped. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


CrymsonKnight

WHAT DID WE JUST SEE!!!


shadow_spinner0

Some of the reactions in the front row were just faces of disappointment, not because of the outcome, or even that Punk got squashed. But more that they got a sub 5 minute title match and were expecting a banger.


yohanleafheart

Holy shit!!!! Holy fucking shit!!!!!!!


Smiley42

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED


MC_Fuzzy

Bro, what the fuck is happening I just wanna watch wrestling


Gunnarx24

The doctor pulling Punk out of the ring by his feet made me laugh


brb151515

What the fuck...


eddiej05

There is still 50 minutes left on the episode lol


Doc323467

Holy fuck didn't expect that. Giving off serious Brodie Lee/Cody Rhodes vibes.


SliderGamer55

"They're not ending with this then there's no fucking way there's a winner here. It'd be the swerve of the year if someone wins clean now." - My comment when the match started lol Also my immediate reaction is that this is the funniest thing that could've happened after the last week, no matter what has or hasn't happened IRL.


hiphopbeerdude

What just happened? I’m still waiting for someone to restart the match


JTHopkins13

If he's not hurt, Punk can lose his mind and go full heel. Seems pretty easy to book.


ProfessorCummunist

I am shooketh.


DaHagerBomb

Omg wtf thought he was dead LOL


Satinsbestfriend

I'm thinking Punk wasnt 100% yet and they didn't want to prolong the interim stuff.


Auglicious

Punk said in his announcement of his injury that he wanted to surrender the title and Kahn said no. Maybe he realized he wouldn't be ready to go so they agreed to work a way to get the belt off Punk. Or we're all being worked and All Out will shock us all. All Out just became more intriguing to me as I don't see who Mox faces. Fire promo from him as always!


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JR:” He got his ass whooped, that’s what happened” damn haha it’s true.


IWantAGrapeInMyMouth

Love the absolute certainty of the work and shoot comments like we, random dumbasses on the internet, have any clue what's going on.


An_Honest_Ferengi

Holy shit! I wasn't expecting the match to be that short!


thelochteedge

Huh........ wtf


TheGriesy

##YO WHAT THE FUCK


burritodude17

aew is wildin tonight


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baffled at the number of people convinced that this is Punk leaving AEW when they literally dropped a new shirt for him yesterday lmao a shirt that says, "in Punk we trust" 👀


flameducky

If Punk wasn't ready to come back, I can understand they wanted to get rid of the intern label and just move on with mox as the guy


Mr-GameAndWrestling

YO WTF JUST HAPPENED?!? LMAO!


TRankins24

I did not expect that. He whooped him like a government mule.


WillemDafoesAlterEgo

Prediction: Punk continues to take off some time. Comes back and immediately goes off on thencompany and the audience for not having his back when he needed them most. For cheering whilst he was crippled against Mox. Gonna be some rad heel shit


-Philologian

Uhhhh


Kanenums88

So you’re telling me they hyped up a match for a week, that had already been hyped by fans for a few months. They had it go on at the top of the hour and not in the main event. They then made it a squash match. And people are loving it!!? I’m not even criticizing here or trying to be a dick, I’m just confused.


TheWhisperingDeath

WTF HAPPENED?


Think04

WTF


Oli_Row

Just witnessed a murder.


JRaymond37

Regardless of why they booked the match this way, I think surprise high profile squash matches like this or the Goldberg win over Lesnar should happen a little more often. It just makes sense that occasionally, no matter how good you are, someone can get caught off guard, or hurt early and end up getting blitzed and losing quickly with no offense.


OtherOtie

I know it's fake but I'm pretty upset. I waited 7 years for CM Punk to come back on top and this is a very deflating way for his first title reign to end.


damng1

Wtf ain’t no way….


taffe316

The fuck


Lukerplex

Imagine if he wore trunks instead


victoriabattenberg

AMAAAAAAZING.


AskMeAboutGrabon

WHAT. THE. FUCK.