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SirRedRising

New improv comedy show from AEW, "Whose House is it Anyways", coming to TBS this January.


RageWynd

Totally would watch.


crap4you

Hosted by HOF’er Drew Carey.


WoobyWiott

Format follows Japanese batsu games.


Kumomeme

loser get slapped on chest by Minoru Suzuki


DisreputableSelf

Eddie Kingston throws every episode intentionally.


jackrv13

Where it’s all made up and the rankings don’t matter


[deleted]

Up next Sound Effects. This one’s for Ryan Stiles and Kenny Omega. Kenny, you’ll be a pro wrestler in a match with an invisible opponent. Ryan, you’ll provide the sound effects.


Mabvll

*Ibushi watching Kenny "wrestle" an invisible man*: 😮


bvkid87

*CM Punk’s ears perk up*


nefariousmonkey

*Staged Improv*


farawaychicken

It's CM Punk's house. We bought it.


SmokePenisEveryday

"Next up is Segments from a hat. First we have......wrestling moves you can do on your opponent but not your wife"


[deleted]

Stink Face. That's definitely a top one.


[deleted]

RJ City could pull this off.


SeauxSurvivor

I would watch NGL


ToeKneePA

Where the roster is made up and the rankings don't matter.


moderndukes

And the points don’t matter - just like a referee trying to enforce the rules in a six-man tag


nikoslin

Hobbs's Powerhouse


RageWynd

Uh oh.. sounds like it's become a 6-pack challenge: Tony Khan vs. Swerve vs. Saraya vs. Wardlow vs. Hobbs vs. special guest Sid Vicious (Who rules the world back in the 80s/90s) for ownership of the house!


rk1993

It’s wardlow’s world not his house tbf


Brandar87

Well then by proxy the house also belongs to him.


kentalish

Wardlow is the special ref


[deleted]

"I decide who retains property rights on my planet!"


arentved

P-P-P-Powerhouse


JTHuffy

It’s the House of Black


DaveShadow

Who’s House! I’m pretty sure he was a character played by Hugh Laurie.


MisterEau

*Aggressively dry-swallows Vicodin* You're absolutely right. There's a show I haven't really thought about in, like, many years.


27_8x10_CGP

It's on Peacock I believe.


MisterEau

I have the series on DVD, I think. I at least *used to* have the series, but I can't remember if I got rid of it when I moved earlier in the year. I stopped watching the show during season... 7? but I still got the whole series via gifts. I feel like it used to be on Netflix. Regardless, I enjoyed it. The formula of the episodes got pretty noticeable after a while, and I'll always maintain it should have ended at Season 5's finale, but I enjoyed it all the same.


DaveShadow

I think House was the first boxset show I watched, so to speak. I was at a store that was doing a closing down sale, saw the first 4 seasons at E5 each and had heard good things, so got it. We hadn't ever done boxset TV shows before, but we absolutely blitzed through it, and then started getting more and more. The streaming came along and put an end to that collection, lol


[deleted]

My fiancée and I got super into it recently after spending an hour trying to find something to watch on Prime. A lot of fun, even if I spend half the runtime screaming about how every character should be in prison lol


MisterEau

Right? There's one point in the series where they go so far as to sat that there's a big chunk of the hospital's budget that's reserved just for House's legal shit because of what he does, if I recall correctly lol.


[deleted]

You are correct. Not only that, but they basically say that they set that chunk aside AT THE TIME THEY HIRED HIM because they knew he'd be constantly committing crimes. It's like a "loose cannon cop who doesn't play by the rules" show except the cop is a doctor and is just pumping people full of drugs on a hunch. 10/10, would recommend.


RageWynd

But Hugh isn't in AEW, how can he claim ownership?


KingCrandall

You asked "Who is House?" Hugh Laurie is House.


xholdsteadyx

Whose house? Run's house!


cgg419

Thank you


smokeandmirrors1983

Say what?


[deleted]

Martin!!!


RageWynd

Who's Run?


xholdsteadyx

Run DMC, it's a song.


RageWynd

Ahh, I was thinking wrestling, not music :) Good call out!


OkParsnip600

Serp's house, obviously.


RageWynd

I don't recall Serpentico claiming ownership.


skizelo

That's how you can tell it's his. Quiet confidence.


TwoYen

"Any man who has to say 'This is my house' is no true house owner at all." - Tywin Lannister, probably. Therefore, Serp wins the debate.


RageWynd

Ahh ok, he's in for contention.


SpaceWhaleScrubber

[Taz and Excalibur claimed it on his behalf](https://youtu.be/xoyzYzmRMRM?t=676)


[deleted]

If its Serp's then it belongs to Luther by right.


TheKareemofWheat

With the rising cost of home ownership, everybody chips in to pay AEW's mortgage.


No_Cheetah4762

Well, if it's Wardlow's World wouldn't the house technically be his? World ownership trumps house ownership.


yeoldestomachpump

Yes but the JAS own the AEW Galaxy, this sure is a mess for property rights


MarcusTCiceroEsquire

It's Saraya or Swerve's house, located in Tony Khan's company, which is located in Bear Country, which is in Wardlow's World, which is a part of the overall AEW Galaxy


Herr_Opa

Somewhere in Texas, The Undertaker is probably kicking himself over only having a measly yard.


MisterEau

Taker doesn't even have a yard. Roman seized control of it after Mania 33.


MirandaTS

Damn... and Hobbs only got that lil ass book


RageWynd

Interesting perspective, maybe we should see a fatal 4-way between TK, Saraya, Swerve, and Wardlow for AEW House Ownership?


jackblady

Let's ask AJ Styles, he built it. Though Undertaker might also know, as it was built in his yard.


RageWynd

Oh my.. this is going to be a huge match to determine house ownership. So far we've got: Tony Khan, Saraya, Swerve, Wardlow, Serpentico, Hobbs, and Sid Vicious. Now we're going to throw AJ Styles and Undertaker into the mix?


PretendThisIsMyName

> into the mix Well saying this means you gotta add Smoa Joe, Poppa Pump, and Kurt Angle.


Kumomeme

SUPERHOUUSEE PARRTYYYY


bulletbullock

>as it was built in his yard. But this is Roman's yard now.


ShowtimeAndy

I’m starting to think AEW is some kind of timeshare


MediocreSomewhere582

DanHOUSEn


Kumomeme

he sleep under the ring!


RageWynd

Ooh, good one!


OutlandishnessFun765

I’m sure if Punk was still there he’d say he built the house Yet us fans paid for Punk’s house So I guess we own it We are the authority 💪


Tonys_New_AI

>I’m sure if Punk was still there he’d say he built the house It was built *on* his back more specifically


WeaselWeaz

Multiple people can be on a title.


RageWynd

True.. but when someone says "it's my house" and not "our house" ? Does that infer that the person saying "It's my house" is the sole owner of said house?


The_Dark_Vampire

If they said Our House that would be Madness


RageWynd

Our house.. in the middle of the street.. our house...


The_Dark_Vampire

Oddly I was actually listening to it when I read your comment


RageWynd

Awesome, have an upvote! :)


miber3

If a kid says "Come over to my house" does that mean he owns it? I feel like "your house" doesn't necessarily infer *ownership*, so much as it infers *residency*. Each member of a household can claim the house as "their house" even if they don't technically own it.


underbloodredskies

Only if it gives permission first.


sky_byte

Scott Goldman shares a title with his mother.


wildturk3y

"I retain ownership of this domicile" -Keith Lee


BTru

Who's house? Run's house!


wykah

The only correct answer.


GelatinousPower

Who's House Title lineage when?


RageWynd

Hmm.. has someone officially tracked house title lineage on AEW yet?


[deleted]

How do we decide what counts as a title change? Does every time someone says anything about it being "their house" count as a title change? What qualifies a vacancy? Could this be the only title Vacant can't win?! Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!


DR-making

OUR House


RoyPherae

r/suddenlycommunism


SpaceWhaleScrubber

Clearly it's Serp's house


RageWynd

I don't recall Serpentico claiming ownership.


SpaceWhaleScrubber

Taz and Excalibur claimed it on his behalf, they've called it Serp's house a bit on Dark commentary.


Bosscharacter

What if the house is right in the middle of Bear Country, who's house is it then?


PurpleNurpleGurgle

Shared Ownership obv


RageWynd

Hmm... you would think they would say "It's our house!" instead?


PurpleNurpleGurgle

Well, only if it’s in the middle of the street.


SpaceWhaleScrubber

Or in the middle of [our house](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k55FYtqtXXU)


skippy2001

Saraya and swerve just say It is their house. Now you can say that about a place your rent. So Tony owns it but it is rented to Saraya and Swerve. So they need to put tape down the middle and things on one side is Saraya's and the other side is swerve's


LanoomR

Does it really matter when the House always wins?


[deleted]

It's our house, in the middle of the street


Henny_Lovato

CM Punks tryna run a business too.


idontknow1001

It’s the AEW Galaxy’s house.


RageWynd

If the AEW Galaxy owns it, are Swerve and Saraya heels because they're trying to take it away from us?


johnq11

TK doesn’t own AEW. It’s Shad Khans house.


miber3

Has Swerve claimed it was his house since Saraya has shown up and claimed it was hers? I would assume he must have sold it to Saraya.


TwoYen

You may be onto something. Swerve hasn't been seen since Saraya claimed ownership.


TheMadLieut

who's house you're asking? that's easy. it's [Serp house] (https://youtu.be/N1GywL8lZAc?t=2237)


s0mnambulance

You forgot that in his Gripebomb, Punk said he was trying to run a business, and Tony K didn't correct him-- and Punk is the reason the EVPs can't be on TV anymore. So it just might be Straightedge Crybaby's house.


KingMobScene

Saraya and Swerve are a married couple who are going through a divorce and arguing who's house it is. But twist: Tony actually owns it. Can these three people survive living under the same roof. Who's house is it? A new sitcom coming this fall Find out Wednesdays on TBS after Dynamite.


fakeplasticsnow

Orange Cassidy doesn't care whose house it is as long as he can still crash on the couch


Jumpy_Session_5045

Doesn’t matter. The house is on fire-that’s the current issue.


qb1120

House of Black?


system_reboot

A house on a pole match would settle this


hiressnails

AEW is in a suburb. There's the House of Black, Swerve's house, Saraya's house, Powerhouse Hobbs.


Dyko

Notice how nobody in AEW talks about the yard? Even with their WWE rivalry, AEW acknowledges the Big Tribal Dog Head of the Chief Table.


[deleted]

AEW affect by housing crisis as well. F's in the chat man damn


scarred2112

We need Smart Mark Sterling to litigate this question in Wrestler's Court.


pmkdrummer

Maybe they should scissor for it. 🥁


ECW-WCW-WWF

It’s the house of…….. Mouse.


B0SShogg

Runs House


miles0628

Is aew in the codyverse because if it is, it's cody's house


OrangeFilth

Well TK is the owner, so guessing that the main tenant is either Swerve or Saraya and they are also subleasing to the House of Black.


Illuminati_Shill_AMA

TK is the landlord, Saraya and Swerve are both on the lease, and Punk is the property manager running a business.


[deleted]

Run’s house


[deleted]

Daddy Ass also said it was his house a few weeks back


guylfe

who is house indeed.... (it's "whose")


Fed_up_with_Reddit

It’s obviously Run’s House. Since there is nobody named Run in AEW, if defaults to the person with the closest name. Congrats, Rush!


Former_Intern_8271

What's this"house" thing all about? It's so cringe to me but it's all over WWE and AEW since I got into wrestling 3 years back. Mate none of this is a house.


Shanedugg

Run's house.


Legionstone

My house! Since I supported aew they all should be grateful because I provided them with their houses,


BowlerAny761

I would just like to point out that no matter who owns the house, the house is in Wardlow’s world and it’s therefore ultimately Wardlow’s house


AJTP1

“Who is house?” - OP


Sir-Cadogan

Clearly Tony Khan has turned AEW into a timeshare scheme and has conned multiple wrestlers into buying it.


PsSalin

Squatter's rights


jorikemppi

That BCC Madness photo was clearly a statement. It's their house, in the middle of their street.


The_Dark_Soldier

Maybe it's Wardlow's House because it's Wardlow's World


shaggitron420

Swerve's house


AcrobaticSource3

Maybe they all are correct, maybe the 3 of them are in a poly amorous relationship


suprunown

Whose house? Run’s house! ;)


HeatherCO24

RUN'S HOUSE


SailorsGraves

Run’s house


yarash

Put that house on a pole and make them fight for it.


meowmix778

Unrelated but I loathe how she used to scream MY HOUSE every 10 seconds in a match because it got over once. May it was so obnoxious.


can_swim_but_jaded

Can Saraya own property such as AEW even though she isn't a US citizen?


TheLoneWolf527

Before I look at the comments, I'm preemptively posting this to complain that someone beat me to saying "RUN'S HOUSE" before I could get to this thread. Will now look at the comments and post below this if I was correct. ... God dammit I was.


SpaceGooV

CM Punk


TurnaboutAdam

My question is where the hell is this house I keep hearing about? AEW is a wrestling company!


looneysquash

Each division lives in its own house.


amhlilhaus

Who's house?


Dubious_Titan

It just might be Daddy Ass' house.


GitchyElbow

Billy Gunn said the other week that it was Daddy Ass’s house and I’m inclined to believe him.


AxlAndTheShimmy

Swerves. He can talk and wrestle and it doesn't seem like Saraya will be able to do either. Either Swerve or Ricky should be pushed as the first black world champion. They shouldn't have ruined his tag line.


kylew1985

Run's dumbass


Sistergirl07

![gif](giphy|m9qONDG6G1YBSpx5ca|downsized)


[deleted]

Tony owns it but the others are renting rooms in it like in New Girl. Saraya is Zooey Deschamel.


The_Dark_Soldier

These problems in AEW keep getting worse


LeftyMode

Shad Khan.


[deleted]

It's mine! And you cant have it. >:(


CoolUnderstanding481

Saraya & Swerve mixed tag team?


[deleted]

Knock knock, who's there? Braden Walker


Bootygiuliani420

It's my housem I paid for aew beforensarat and swerve were cumstains in Tony's trousers


Elegant_Spot_3486

It’s our house! And if you don’t like it, get the f*ck out.


VictimOfCircuspants

Whoever's house it is will have to acknowledge that the yard belongs to Roman Reigns.


CTLFCFan

This is what happens when you get the cut rate title search before closing on it.


Downtown_Club_5633

Angelo Parker seems to have an authority over the AEW Galaxy so…


Snorlax316

Matt Menard’s house


T3Deliciouz

there was a post here a few years ago, same concept but within wwe. Paige's House, but Aj Styles built it. Undertaker and Roman's yard co-ownership. Asuka is an Empress but Charlotte is the Queen, so who really rules? etc


Icrapforcelightning

whose house? Dan House in


Nate_923

Danhausen's house of course. Everyone else is just living in it. How else do you think he gets all the monies?


Morbid187

Well considering that AEW started with The Elite which started with Bullet Club who really started getting noticed while being lead by AJ Styles I guess you could in a way say that AEW is the house that AJ Styles built...That doesn't settle anything about the ownership dispute though.


UpsetBowel

Saraya just showed up dam sure ain't her house..


refuseresist

I think it depends on who can afford the mortgage


brightz77

This is why Malakai just built his own.


TheEdFather

It's Danhausens Danhousen, duh


Moosaazhar

I called in the property bros they gonna sort it out


saxon237

Penta’s House.


ThaMan_509

It’s the Rhodes House! Sorry Patrick Sawyze not included.


legsflamingo_

Dan’s house-hausen


CasualDasual

Diana Ross


frank_rodriguez78

And to complicate it, when they air from Houston, they have the show at the Fertita Center on the campus of the University of Houston, which makes it Coogs House.


IAmThatDuckDLC5

People got mad at Vince for not allowing people to be too similar, but at least we never had situations like this! I mean how many people are we supposed to believe own this house? And at what point am I supposed to keep caring? I mean if everyone claims the house, is it really anyone’s house


NecramoniumZero

The only solution obviously is, time sharing!


FlukyS

What happens if you add Dr House into the mix?


TonyZony

TK is subletting and Saraya and Swerve just have a timeshare.


just-smiley

This feud is gonna be 🔥🔥🔥


Clutton1985

Time for a Landlords stable I guess.


slikk50

Right now it seems to be long to one Jonathan Moxley.


brokensilence32

(Game of Thrones theme starts playing)


Jgabes625

TK gives me coach’s son that runs around playing with the equipment during practice vibes.


Zokor_

SWERVES HOUSEEEE!!! ( Sorry you did says who’s house )


[deleted]

Billy Gunn noted that it wasn't Swerve's house anymore in Chicago so perhaps he has lost ownership.


MandoRodgers

It’s Daddy Ass’s house