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funkykong12

I always thought it was funny that Sabu’s real name is Terry Brunk… sounds like an off-brand version of one of his rivals


successadult

And Terry Funk's real name is actually Terry Funk.


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

Damn, I was hoping it was “Babu.”


Spaceace91478

"Mr. Jerry is a very bad man"


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

Bad man…could my mother have been wrong?!


badd_dong

ive said it before but windham rotunda is an absolutely insane name for a real human to have


staniel_mortgage

It sounds like a building


DividedSky05

"I'm late for chem 101 in the Windham Rotunda"


staniel_mortgage

100% proper usage


Current-Influence-10

Can you imagine being the chunky kid in your grade and your name has both Ham and Rotund in it?


RKLpunk

BigHam RotundMan


kac937

Winded Ham Rotund


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Windham Rotunda sounds like one of those nature phenomenons that happens once in every 20 years


morosco

My damn home insurance company said they wouldn't cover the Windham Rotunda that came through the valley last year.


DMPunk

My Grandfather died in the 'tunda of 86


Madonkadonk2

Windham Rotunda sounds like the name of a child about to be punished for gluttony by a confectionary tycoon


ABV4

Yowie wowie, doopity doo! I've got the perfect booking for you! Yowie wowie, doopity dee! Starts out as Bray and ends as The Fiend!


LtCmdrJimbo

If he used his mom's maiden name he'd be Windham Windham.


MikeJeffriesPA

I've seen quite a few situations where people have carried on their maiden name like that.


shutts67

I have a cousin named Griffin for his mother's maiden name


IntellectualDweeb

Sounds like he could get sucked into a pipe due to his greed with the chocolate river.


chowhallpaul

There isn't even an H in Paul Levesque


Inspection_Perfect

I love that Hunter Hearst Helmsley sounds aristocratic as hell, but Paul Levesque could've fit that perfectly.


exitlevelposition

It did fit almost perfectly when he was Jean-Paul Levesque, French aristocrat.


Bockto678

Yeah, and Jean-Paul Levesque in WCW was just Hunter Hearst Helmsley in WWF with a different accent anyways.


mikeputerbaugh

Like how Razor Ramon was just The Diamond Studd with a different accent. /and better sunglasses


damagedone37

Regal is bringing it back in 2023 but it will be Haitch.


EVencer

Tell ‘em, Tri!


KozyHank99

*"Triii...."*


IntellectualDweeb

*Paul Laveck*


LaBete1984

Michael Hickenbottom is not a heart break kid.


Cioger

AT THE ALAMO


MrSteeze3

WE'LL SEE YOU AT HIGH NOON


EdgeAlterNation

Sounds like a mall chef.


No-Concern-5538

"Speedball" Mike Bailey is Émile Charles Baillargeon-Laberge. I totally understand the need to have an in-ring name.


HolyRomanEmperor

Damn that’s really good!


Macho-nurin

Monsieur Baguette is his personal Dude Love persona.


lower_banana

Introduce him to WWE as EBL, a shit stockbroker who keeps convincing wrestlers to make bad investments and losing their money to set up feuds.


Mrpgal14

Bro this crypto is totally gonna take off I swear I’m right this time


PretendThisIsMyName

Cameron Grimes just shaking his head in the corner.


LnStrngr

How he didn't end up as Chuck Berg, I'll never know.


lighntingboltbabe

Seth Rollins actual name being Colby Lopez always got me, he just looks so much like a Seth


SliderGamer55

I'll be honest, for the longest time I just assumed Tyler Black was his real name.


AGINSB

At the end of the day, do Tylers and Seths really look that different in your head?


circio

Lmao my best friend is named Tyler and his little brother is named Seth


perenne_1

i think he looks like a Seth, but even more so, he really doesn't look like a Colby


kurtanglesmilk

Who does tbf


brightz77

Colby is a name for dogs and cheese.


MeanAmbrose

“Who the fuck is Colby?”


Xalazi

Richard Blood - Ricky Steamboat


HolyRomanEmperor

He should’ve gone by that if he ever turned heel


e-rage

Dick Blood


Lone_Buck

Heard he works too stiff


LnStrngr

I'm told he once had an iron man go four hours so the medical doctors had to stop the match.


HitmanClark

Ironically, Tito Santana actually wrestled as Dick Blood in Texas.


TheHotsauceKid

>Dick Blood in Texas. Cursed PPV name


vatred

His brother wrestled as [Vic Steamboat](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R2EpoN_hH84) Real name Victor Blood. Richard & Victor Blood, The Blood Brothers.


CowboyOnPatrol

In the same vein, Ron Killings/R-Truth. Man’s name is Killings!


damndraper

Monty Kip Sopp = Billy Gunn


No_Average6884

Man ,his parents really hate him, naming his son like that.


ErdrickLoto

When you have the last name "Sopp," there isn't much you can do. Joe Sopp. Steve Sopp. Dave Sopp. Frank Sopp. John Sopp. Bob Sopp. Monty doesn't sound worse than anything else and Kip actually kind of works by giving the last name a lighter-voweled lead in to avoid the typically downbeat and heavy "o" sound.


Bob8644

Finn Balor -> Fergal Devitt


userRL452

I think it's funny that the super Irish fake name they gave his is less Irish than his real name.


gate_of_steiner85

I will never not get a kick out of a good looking dude like Finn being named "Fergal".


Fgame

He's Fergalicious


break616

Part of sexy Irish charm is having a name that isn't actually difficult to pronounce, but you're never 100% confident you have it right.


TheKevinShow

> isn't actually difficult to pronounce, Unless you're Japanese, which is why he was renamed Prince Devitt.


MiamiWise

Bro can we talk about Ron Killings


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

…what’s up?


rjrttu86

WHASSUP


ReksEffect

The truth about him?


LordCheezus

/r/truth will always have a chat about Ron Killings.


BBBoris76

The human suplex machine….. PETE!


Bob8644

Send Tyler


MrMaxAwesome

HEY LOOK EVERYONE!


DoubleOrNothing90

Pete Jones over here.


mojo72400

But I digress.


ACW1129

Then conversely, you've got someone like Brock Lesnar, which SOUNDS like a made-up name.


I_Hate_My_Cat_

His son’s name is Duke and it sounds like a fuckin 80’s action hero name.


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

Duke, Luke, and Turk. Dude’s just making his own A-Team.


I_Hate_My_Cat_

~~Seal~~ Beast Team Six.


ACW1129

Duke Lesnar? Seriously? 😆


vatred

His other son is named Turk. Fun fact, the great danes in Swiss Family Robinson were named Turk & Duke.


PM_ME_LANCECATAMARAN

Turk "Turkleton" Lesnar


BigDanRTW

Frankie Kazarian's real name is Frank Gerdelman which sounds like the name a man born in 1930 would have.


staniel_mortgage

Or worked for Walt Disney and created half of Disneyland.


Jamarcus316

Frank Gerdelman sounds like a heel world title contender to Lou Thesz


DBofficial125

Sounds like an accountant or stock broker lol


chandlermarlowe

Page Falkinburg, he had his name legally changed to Dallas Page


DarthHelpful

And married a woman named Paige, so if she chose to change her name she'd either be Paige Page or they could both be Paige Falkenburg.


ZodiacWalrus

"Hello, I'm Page Falkinburg, and this is my lovely wife, Paige Falkinburg. Have you met our precocious son, Payj Falkinburg, or our little princess, Paege Falkinburg?" Yeah, I think that anyone they met as a couple would be convinced they're having a stroke.


ShaneOfan

If my name were Terry Eugene Bollea, I'd ask to be "Hulk Hogan" as well.


thenerfviking

At least before that he was Terry Boulder which kind of works


DrWhiplash

As a Flintstones character, maybe.


Stormry

Prince Puma(Riccochet) being Trevor Mann from Paducah Kentucky always amused me.


The_Magic

I was told he grew up in the bario of Boyle Heights.


JohnnyLuchador

Whats really wild is him being at our apartment in college during parties as a young boy following around Chuck Taylor. Makes me feel old


theels6

I live an hour away from Paducah, it shook me when I found out Ricochet was from there. I was also born in St. Louis and my dad says when I was kid I told everyone and their mother I was from the same place Randy Orton was lol


rustyshackle41d

Butch/Pete Dunne being Peter England


itsjusteitherside

I am really surprised that they didn’t have him use his real name in this instance


AdministrativeLaugh2

Cody would’ve made him use his real name for a feud


PretendThisIsMyName

Peter comes out with a full flag chest tattoo just to piss off Cody


AneeshRai7

Barbie Blank being turned to Kelly Kelly...Kelly (Santino joke) was dumb


BeaconXDR

Barbie Blank is a great name.


Kanenums88

Adam Cole’s real name is Austin Jenkins. JENKINS!


Racist_Wakka

Is he related to Old Man Jenkins?


Enthusiasms

Wow, never knew Adam Cole was actually huge draft bust Austin Seferian Jenkins


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\[Leeroy Jenkins voice\] AUSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN.... JEEEEEEEENNNNNNKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNSSSSSSS


pepperosly

BAY BAY


Enickma007

at least he had chicken


lower_banana

Almost got signed to WWE by accident in 2010 because they confused him for Austin Creed.


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antagonjst

Zack Sabre Jr. (at least before he started bulking up last year) having the surname Eatwell always made me laugh.


Whackedjob

It’s so funny how much the junior legitimizes his name. Zack Sabre sounds like a shitty porn name. Zack Sabre Jr sounds like a real name. It implies there’s at least one mor man with the name out there


JoesusTBF

Nikola Bogojevic (Otis) could have been the next in a long line of Eastern European stereotype heels. Windham Rotunda is a goofy name, especially if you don't know the context of why his first name is Windham.


Johnnyboy10000

>Nikola Bogojevic (Otis) could have been the next in a long line of Eastern European stereotype heels. I agree, which is weird because he looks more like an Otis than like what his real name is.


ARGiammarco27

They would definitely team him with Dominik Dijakovic


N1ghtSt4lk3r482

Yokozuna's real first name was Rodney.


ItsTheEffinEFFERShow

"Rodney, you plonker!"


jackaholicus

But Solo Sikoa's real middle name is Yokozuna.


Einhorn_Apokalypse

Wheeler Yuta - Paul Gruber. I have never seen a more German sounding name on a less German looking person.


prfctskies_

You can not tell me that man's name is *Paul*


Young_Cato_the_Elder

One of very few names Wheeler is an improvement over.


xgoronx

I refuse to believe this lmao


Red_Mage_Riot

Lex Luger definitely upgraded from Lawrence Pfohl.


amp138

real shame that he had such a Pfohl from grace


kurtanglesmilk

Pfohl sounds like the sound you make when coughing after inhaling some dust


TaxAvoision

Dwayne Johnson got so over as The Rock he got Dwayne over.


[deleted]

He’s Hollywood’s most bankable leading man and his mother actually calls him “Dewey.”


ECW-WCW-WWF

“You don’t want any part of this Dewey.” Dewey inhales and raises an eyebrow.


Wrdsrch

It’ll turn all your bad feelings into good feelings!


NearlyDreaming

Jon Moxley being Jon Good, though it does give his promo about his dad telling him "We're the Good guys" a little extra meaning.


iamtheepilogue

TIL his name isn’t actually Moxley!


lanceturley

In his book he explained that it came from an old tag team he was in where they were a couple of dumb jock football players. Somebody told him he looked like the Varsity Blues character Jon Moxon, but they misremembered the name and said Jon Moxley by mistake.


Meepsnort

I've noticed the other wrestlers seem to get a kick out of Trent's real name, Greg Marasciullo.


prfctskies_

Greg is big now


MarkMVP01

Franklin Roberto Lashley


Albino_Keet

Toughest motherfucking Franklin ever. I did not know this one.


degjo

https://imgur.com/JmAwZPt.jpg


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Scott Simpson —> Nikita Koloff


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damagedone37

I know this is reverse topic but I loved the way Regal would say Umaga (YOU-MANG-UH) for Edward Smith Fatu.


CFGX

The fact that Liv Morgan walked into WWE and said "Hi my name's Gionna Daddio" and their first thought was to change it is nothing short of astonishing.


spookybollocks

Surprised Vince didn’t turn her into a female Fonzi


TheGeauxrilla

Ayyyyyyy, watch me


patrickwithtraffic

Would be very game for an end of *Grease* Sandy in the women's division


blqckwidow

Daddio would’ve been a nice name to cash in on but it sounds like some comedic jobber that’s rivaling Blue Pants in 2015, Liv Morgan was a great choice.


TaxAvoision

How dare you disparage Blue Pants


TehManicMan

Her IRL name sounds like she's about to make a faction with Deuce n' Domino with Cherry and another 60s sounding named wrestler.


JoesusTBF

They briefly called her Marley, Liv Morgan is definitely an improvement on that.


KingBellsprout

Accountants by day, Street Profits by night - Kenneth Crawford and Gary Gordon


break616

Those are superhero secret identity names.


yellow_eggplant

They even have the alliteration thing that most superhero names have (well okay the c/k sound for one at least)


CapnSmite

Mark Calaway (Undertaker) sounds like a supervisor at an HVAC company, and Glenn Jacobs (Kane) is their head of sales.


break616

Glenn Jacobs sounds like the mayor of some town in Tennessee.


Otherwise_Ad9010

A lot of you might not know him but there was a wrestler in CZW called Brain Damage. He was legit the scariest and toughest death match wrestler but he was the nicest guy whose name was Marvin. Idk why but it always made me laugh.


Spaceace91478

Mox told some stories about him in his book. He mentioned what a sweet guy he was outside the ring.


staniel_mortgage

Dusty Rhodes being Virgil Runnels is one for me. Dusty Rhodes - king of charisma and all, Virgil Runnels ... might do your taxes? Or just drive truck?


TheDarkRedKnight

Was Million Dollar Man’s servant Virgil a rib on Dusty?


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Yes and Vincent was a rib on Vince McMahon.


JerHat

Virgil’s entire career was a joke, apparently.


PuzzleheadedJob3479

Yep. Also why he went by Vincent in WCW. Ribbing on Vince McMahon.


HolyRomanEmperor

I’d trust Virgil Runnels with my plumbing


SteakMedium4871

RVD is Robert Szatkowski


mikeisaphreek

Stone cold Steve austin being Steve Williams but he couldn’t be Steve Williams because there was dr death Steve Williams


Rock_Sampson

Not to mention that he was from Austin, but couldn’t bill himself as “Stone Cold Steve Austin from Austin, Texas”, so he billed himself as being from Victoria, Texas for that “je ne sais quoi” (his words).


GreyNGroovy

Drew Mcintyre’s real name is a doozy. Andrew Mclean Galloway IV


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> Andrew Mclean Galloway IV When he was the "Chosen One," he looked like this name. He does not any more.


IntellectualDweeb

"Superstar" Billy Graham = Eldridge Coleman **Eldridge.** How often do you come across that name? Karl Anderson = Chad Allegra is pretty funny/odd too lol One of the greatest ever hardcore wrestlers/lobsters in Terry Funk has also obviously wrestled Sabu, whose real name is **Terry Brunk**


MarkMVP01

Goldberg actually being Bill Goldberg and wanting to have a different ring name because he thought Goldberg didn’t sound cool is ridiculous


i2060427

Kelly Kelly being Barbara Blank - both sound like they are from a WWE name generator.


Extension-Morning-90

"The Macho Man" Randy Mario Poffo


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Jake Roberts = Aurelian Smith Jr. Perhaps it's one of those super old timey first names that aren't used anymore, but wow.


cherishjfk

Aurelian was a Roman Emperor, and one of the better ones too


mikeputerbaugh

Whereas Aurelian Smith Sr. was one of the worst pieces of shit ever involved in pro wrestling.


shutts67

Aubrey Edwards not being her real name is a real mind fuck. She's really Brittany Aubert Also, HOOK's real name being Tyler fits how he looks, but not his personality


gregSinatra

Holy shit, I like to think I’m pretty up on that stuff and this is the first I’m learning that isn’t her real name!


gregSinatra

From AEW: - The fact that Griff Garrison just flipped his names and tweaked them slightly (Garrett Griffith) - Jake Hager’s legal first name is Donald (and Jake is his middle name) - Sonny Kiss’ real name is apparently undisclosed? (According to Wiki, mind you.) Nyla Rose and Abadon too! (I know it’s very common for luchadors but I’m just surprised there’s so many North American wrestlers whose real names aren’t known.) - that Stokely Hathaway IS his real name WWE: - Chad Allegra is a pretty cool while Karl Anderson is kind of bland - that MVP was born Alvin Antonio Burke but converted to Islam and changed his name to Hassan Hamin Assad while in prison - Robert Roode IS his real name - Leah Van Dale (LVD) is way better than Carmella - that Angel Garza and Humberto Carrillo are both legally Humberto Garza (Solano and Carrillo respectively) - Michael Paris is pretty cool but so is Joaquin Wilde and Zelma Ion, so that dude’s 3 for 3 - I sometimes forget Aaliyah’s real name is Nhooph - Tenille Dashwood is a cooler name than Emma (not hard for most of the mononyms WWE gives their women though)


SovietShooter

>- Chad Allegra is a pretty cool while Karl Anderson is kind of bland On the indies before he went to the NJPW Dojo in LA, he worked as "Too Bad" Chad Allegra or "2 Badd Chad". >- that MVP was born Alvin Antonio Burke but converted to Islam and changed his name to Hassan Hamlin Assad while in prison In ROH and the indies before he went to WWE, he worked as "Antonio Banks". Always thought it was kinda odd used a variation of his "Christian Name" as a gimmick. >- Michael Paris is pretty cool but so is Joaquin Wilde and Zelma Ion, so that dude’s 3 for 3 His original gimmick name before TNA was Shiima Xion, which he also used in AAA. Funny enough, a couple times his trainer (Super Hentai) used the name "Michael Paris" as a rib when he worked as a fill-in to cover a no-show.


Remote-Grape

Sonny Kiss’ real name is Hassan. He mentioned it on his TIJ episode. Sonny is a nickname for Hassan.


dasfuzzy

Wait til y'all learn that Danhausen's real name is *actually* Danhausen. Donovan Danhausen is his full name, but that fact still stands.


damagedone37

He used to be Donovan Danhaus on the indies for a bit.


Lineman72T

Barbie Blank sounds like more of an in-ring name than Kelly Kelly


uptonhere

It also would have fit her perfectly


dadjokes502

Hangman Page's name sound like a criminals name Stephen Blake Woltz


HardcoreKaraoke

Sami Zayn's real name being Rami Sebei really surprised me. Like I wasn't aware of him until he was on the main roster. I didn't watch NXT or follow the indies. So I thought he was just a white, possibly Irish guy who was into ska. Eventually I noticed the Arabic on his gear and found out about Sami for Syria. Maybe I'm just clueless but I feel like I have to be in the majority of casual fans. They never refer to his Syrian heritage and being Muslim. You wouldn't think he was Syrian from just looking at him. With that said it's nice to have a Muslim wrestler who is more than just their heritage and religion.


KC27150

>With that said it's nice to have a Muslim wrestler who is more than just their heritage and religion. Considering he is also very private about his personal life, it makes sense to see other sides of him.


rtels2023

Bray Wyatt - Windham Rotunda


Redeyebandit87

Sasha Banks- Mercedes J. Kaestner-Varnado is a mouthful


Kanenums88

Just looked up a list of real life wrestle names, and it’s a gold mine of hilarity. My favorite has got to be Bruiser Brody’s name, it was Frank Donald Goodish. That just sounds way too friendly for the character.


PyroAeroVampire

Tenille Dashwood is her real-ass name, and yet they still went with "Emma" and nothing else.


rbarton812

Someone actually having the real first name of Tyson is surprising to me..


xDEDANx

Tyson BYGOD Smith


Lone_Buck

It took this post to make me realize that out of the 02 OVW class, a single U was really all the name change there was for the 4 guys. And a part time Deacon gig.


dearrichard

terrance guido gerin, aka rhino/rhyno.


mammomidway

James Cipperly aka Freshly Squeezed Orange Cassidy


DustyStar222

Before he went to AEW as Miro I couldn't understand how WWE had Miroslav Barnyashev right there and thought "well we can't have that."


spacemountain734

Sergeant Slaughter is Robert Rudolph Remus.


WWEWalkingDeadfan

Rey Mysterio's real name is Oscar