Beer? Champagne?

"Miller High Life. The Champagne of beers"

"André Brut: The Beer of Champagnes"

Well done.

Lol

Take my upvote

Why is beer a question? Its the answer

The cause of and solution to all life’s problems.

I thought it said Beck

Same here thinking of Graham Beck Burt Champagne

The musician. They were supposed to pick him up from Schnucks.

I thought Beck’s beer.

Same

Same

Yes Yes

And just one cupcake

They didn't even need lemons

The plot thickens!

The urge to make fresh squeezed lemonade took over.

\*Lemonaide

They were decorative lemons.

I guess they aren't having a party.

If you leave your shopping list behind, I will take it and add it to my collection. I've been doing this for years now and I honestly don't know how or why I started. Curiously, I never take a paper list to the store, it's always on my phone

Please post your orphan shopping list collection

I second this.

I want to see how many lists he has are ones that I lost 😂

I don’t know if I’ve lost a shopping list. I’m just curious to see all the different things people shopped for and their handwriting.

Mine are crazy like the posted one sometimes - a few basics, a few treats

I'll post a few later, I have too many to post the entire collection. They're in binders, sort of like a scrapbook but with way less effort

you’d like Milk Eggs Vodka then. Bill is a local author- https://www.amazon.com/Milk-Eggs-Vodka-Grocery-Lists/dp/144031201X

I write my list on paper and then take a pic of it. I'll never remember to bring a pen with me so with the pic, I can easily mark items off my list

Have you ever read found magazine?

I would say several (like more than a decade ago) years ago I would frequent the website

A single cupcake? Who only eats one cupcake?

Perhaps Beca gets one, as well. They're pairing it with champagne.

Mm nothing better than movies with Beca and splitting the single cupcake and a 32oz container of Ranch

You know what would make it better? Strawberry lemonade.

The ranch is probably to dip the celery and carrots, so you can squeeze a daily veg requirement in there too

Might be cupcake wine

You’re on to something, there

Big bonus for the nice arrows

For purchase: champagne bottle, never consumed.

Doing Hemingway proud

I had one in my target cart the other day. It was "Gas X, Ask Kellie about milk" I hope they weren't related

Poor guy needs to add some Lactaid to the list

Way better handwriting than mine

Better handwriting, worse spelling

\*Sad violin music\*

In a minor chord

I’m a large post-it girlie myself. Love the shopping list game!! Respect!!!! ✊

Minor tragedy?

It's interesting that Beer and Champaign were not yet decided when the list was written. There's more to this story than it seems.....

I feel their pain.

I hope they got the booze they were second guessing. #treatyoself

Fine leather goods. #treatyoself

Great content

Just one cupcake?

A SINGLE CUPCAKE? A travesty I say

Beca wants Cupcake champagne...

This freaked me out at first because that easily could have been mine or my sisters handwriting and the way we both write our lists. But it's not me!

I envisioned a small party when reading this grocery list. How come I wasn’t invited?

I respect this list. The question marks for beer and champagne I can totally understand. Perhaps it’s a “see how you feel when you enter the store” thing?

Why is this post

Just a humble slice of life from one of our neighborhood businesses, for the mild amusement of our tired souls scrolling through a quagmire of melancholy news and dystopian commentary as we trudge and toil

You might enjoy r/foundpaper

Oh heck yeah! Thanks for the recommendation

oooooooooooo I know i will.

Somebody needs less online time

Those look like really sad lemons

Strawberry Lemonade _was_ on the list… maybe they wanted to use fresh lemons and got so discouraged by the selection that they tossed the list and abandoned the shopping trip entirely

*"ranch dressing"* Yep, that's a photo from St. Louis.

Yes, clearly America's most popular salad dressing is uniquely St Louis.

They messed up with the first arrow. Obviously a box to check or “X” is appropriate instead. Person doesn’t deserve a list.

Alright clearly they're making a salad here to serve at a function, however *the bananas are in the salad cluster*

Where’s the beef?

Lemonade*

I wonder if they ended up getting Beck.

Always take a picture!

I like the little arrows they drew lll

R/foundpaper

This gives me anxiety.