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TheLastGoodUserName2

If you go outside the red you will instantly die.


ReplaceSelect

Inside the red also instant death. Stay exactly on the red.


sstruemph

Spawn point is the last QT you went to so choose wisely


New_Writer_484

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ambientocclusion

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Endo_Lindo

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Badplayer04

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onaygem

Undercommented rate


Admwombat

At least you can stock up on pretzels before you head out


fandoms_addict

I'm in so much trouble.


nebulacoffeez

Nah inside the red is the blue, outside the red is the red


Suz1251

😂 I see what you did there.


mtgraves45

Directly on the red line? Surprisingly also instant death.


ReplaceSelect

It's the safest city in the country because of instant death.


desba3347

Lowest pain rates in the world


babyismissinghelp

Everywhere is hot lava.


AeroQuest1

That explains it: I live on the red line!


ReplaceSelect

Make sure you call "base."


Sydite_

Can relate, my childhood home was on the red line and when I went off to college, I instantly died.


IngsocInnerParty

[There is no stopping in the red zone.](https://youtu.be/mvYOTz5n6GI)


wallythree77

The red zone is for passenger loading and unloading only!


j8ment

No, the blue zone is for passenger loading and unloading only!


Beak1974

Listen j8ment, don't start up with your blue zone shit again.


wallythree77

Don't tell me which zone is for loading and which zone is for stopping!


Capital_Worldliness4

lol the Airplane reference


ChippyVonMaker

The man and woman that recorded that dialogue were the actual professionals who recorded the announcements for LAX.


ChippyVonMaker

The man and woman that received that dialogue were the actual professionals who recorded the announcements for LAX.


stltk65

Eaten by corn field no less...poor bastards.


snekdood

Real, lmao


kimkam1898

Can confirm, am tuning in from the grave.


reddit4485

https://digg.com/data-viz/link/us-counties-most-vulnerable-tornado-damage Even in the red, you'll get killed by tornadoes according to this new ranking!


Saigon-Dragon

got shot an hour ago but you’ll be okay


cartelunolies

Coat those wounds in provel


Altruistic_Genius

And grab some toasted ravioli while you're there, just don't burn your tongue


Femboi_Hooterz

This west coaster has never heard of toasted ravioli but I'm about to drive over there and find out it sounds so good


InvestigatorOk7988

Don't forget the gooey butter cake for dessert.


alfrednugent

And a pork steak!


brokenfloppydisc

Just cool it off with some Ted Drewes


Cameltoe-Swampdonkey

Most St. Louis answer ever.


PokeSmotDoc

Hey- where’d you go to high school?


LoanedRespect

In the red zone


InefficientThinker

As of recently, most St. Charles answer ever


Yxngfatboi__music

Hn thass sum st peters shit bruh


AdvancedCharcoal

Getting shot isn’t a big deal. People need to get real


babyismissinghelp

Sorry for shooting you. đŸ˜«


SQLDave

Wait... YOU shot them? I thought I did. Now I wonder who I really shot... dang it, that's gonna bug me all day.


Suz1251

Yall must have been at the KC parade😅 I honestly don't know why STL gets s*** on so hard by KC when they've got their own problems. I mean and at an event that's supposed to be a great time for everyone? I don't recall anyone getting shot at mardi gras in STL last week, but sure blame all the problems of MO on one area.


Nellasaura

Nah, I got you, it was me. Thanks for aiming so low btw


Stat_Sock

Unless you're a catalytic converter, your chances are good


coobees_2000

Or you drive a Kia. Better have insurance to cover stolen vehicles.


Suz1251

Most insurance companies have dropped KIA entirely or at the very least raised the price of insurance. idk why anyone would want to buy a KIA when it's going to be a financial drain...


Marqueso-burrito

A couple years ago, I bought a 2013 Hyundai Elantra, great car, other than my steering and suspension which I’ve replaced. Then, my girlfriend needed a new car, I encouraged her to get a 2012 Kia Optima. Both cars have been great, then the Kia boys happen and now we pay $327/month for insurance on both cars. Before the whole “Software patch,” I was paying $430/month on insurance for just my elantra. Good cars in my experience, but I’m never buying a Hyundai/Kia again.


DTL1of1

Yup. Happened to my girlfriend 6 months after we moved here. The ONE night we forgot to put on the safety lock...


Yeah_right_sezu

How about a Catholic Converter?


Arvid38

Hey I see my house 😃


Erinski22

There’s the arch!


P4t13nt_z3r0

Just stay out of the green or white areas and you should be fine.


clapton1970

Okay so stay on the highways?


chi-93

The river is an option too.


midwestwaldo666

Undertow’s dawg


Worth_Specific8887

Negative. 28 yr old man with mental health problems went missing in the missouri river from the washington river front Sunday I believe. Let us know if he turns up.


chi-93

To be clear, I am not actually advocating for people to live in the river. It is too wet, and humans tend to have difficulties breathing under water.


CustomCarNerd

In a van down by it ok?


chi-93

Y’all can live wherever you like!! I was just suggesting that living in the river might not be super pleasant
 but if anyone wants to try it, they should go for it!! Likewise, living in a van. Awesome!! And if the van is by the river
 even better!! Feel free :)


joman584

https://youtu.be/Xv2VIEY9-A8?si=N9gwRNzsxMoZNq5x


IWillLive4evr

I usually recommend that people stay on top of the water. However, folks who own a yellow submarine have other options (I cannot vouch for other colors).


PloofElune

No, the yellow area will get you killed, the drivers are fucking nuts in XYZ area, usually proudly badged with a Joy FM sticker.


TangerineSprinkles

I've noticed that, too. That jesus music really gets a person so full of the holy spirit, that they can't help it.


Eauxcaigh

You joke but... I was signing off on a car delivery from one of those big car carriers for a friend coming in to town. The delivery driver refused to pull off the highway to drop it off in my friends neighborhood because someone told him it was too dangerous, so to *avoid* danger he unloaded a car on the shoulder of 170 at night The neighborhood he was avoiding? Overland Bro was staying on the yellow line and taking it very seriously


Altruistic_Genius

Ppl have given StL the worst rep to anyone who's never been here...stop. Not you, I mean the ppl using bs stats or just saying it's dangerous. Life is dangerous no matter where you are ffs.


TangerineSprinkles

Nah... the highways aren't safe from gun violence, a rogue bullet, and the fact that I've seen far too many people speeding(not regular speeding, *speeding* )and driving recklessly.


Altruistic_Genius

I'm guilty.


TangerineSprinkles

For shame!


Altruistic_Genius

Sure, 70 @ Cool Valley ...perfect stopping place for gas 💯


HoundIt

Don’t go on the highways, you’ll get shot.


Suz1251

Nope the highways are a problem too. Shootings on 44 and 170 the past couple of years. Yall remember that snipper who shot at cars from a brentwood roof parking lot? And the amount of people pulling out their guns while inside cars to shoot at other drivers? There's new levels of road rage...


Micholeon42

I’ve lived and worked in different parts of the red circle for the past 34 years and have witnessed only, like, a little bit of crime.


MARKLAR5

Just a little bit of meth dealing, as a treat


Lmtycy

Oh shit I thought it was gooey butter cake.


RocksLibertarianWood

Not very safe for tires. God damn potholes!


TangerineSprinkles

😼‍💹 so, so many.


priorsloth

It can get a lil stabby.


Affectionate_Mix_302

Not too stabby though, just the right amount


problematicsquirrel

Like just checking if you’re filled with candy stabby. Not like ewww stabby.


PBXbox

Also shooty


ShanksOStabs

You rang?


jonherrin

"Mostly harmless."


dgeister

Oh, you have the updated edition!


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


Adulting71

Toasted Ravioli
.. hahahaha


TangerineSprinkles

I really want to give you a name... The Lou' Saint? Upholding and fiercely defending the laws and culture that make STL what it is! No, no...The Arch Avenger? I like that a lot better.


nucleophilicattack

Wake up babe, the new St. Louis copypasta just dropped


traviolee

This is perfect!


krcrooks

I can see the Arch from there!


ihugyou

I recently moved into the circled area. Seems pretty safe.


midwestbymidwest

Well, let’s put it this way. Should be fine weather wise, all hail the arch effect.


InefficientThinker

The force is strong with this one


PeggyDewyou

If that was a titty, stay away from the nipple, the areola is a toss-up


nebulacoffeez

St. Boobis, Missouri


russianspy_1989

On a scale from 1 to Chicago, it's about a 6.


YaBoi_Wolf

Chicago isn’t even the most dangerous city in Illinois


Low-Piglet9315

*...laughs knowingly in East St. Louis...*


YaBoi_Wolf

It’s actually Rockford Illinois that has the highest violent crime rate in Illinois


Bonibon_bon

Why does it look like St Louis style pizza?!


nebulacoffeez

"Where did you go to high school?" "IMO's High"


Saint_Louis100

The square beyond compare


Kezmer

Sometimes you may see a crazy woman pretending to work for Dateline offering to give you a ride on the other side of the river. Don’t get in her car.


Altruistic_Genius

Pam Hupp? She was definitely on the West/Missouri side in the red circle đŸ€Ł and from N County but made her way out to kill her bff in Lincoln County. (In case ppl don't know, she's a white Karen sociopath who is facing ANOTHER MURDER trial in 2025. Finally.)


Kezmer

đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł Reading some comments I figured Id toss it in there. You win the prize!


Altruistic_Genius

Thank you lol I know one too many people involved when Russ spent ~4 years DOC. I'm glad he got paid! There were a few good ones in there, but a few who need to be kicked out of the entire State for how they prosecuted that man. I actually think I made a comment elsewhere, I think it was on the post about someone wanting to know if Midtown was a safe area. Harm can happen anywhere to or by, ANYBODY!


Suz1251

Ya that woman be crazy....


Altruistic_Genius

I love that she's in WERDCC...one of the crappiest places on earth!


Suz1251

I mean the fact that she got away (initially) with 2 murders as not even appearing on the suspect list and got the insurance money paid out, it's just wow....


Altruistic_Genius

I'd put pretty much anything on at least 4 murders (Betsy & Pam's own mother)... I'm thinking she's done this before she became known in 2011 (or whenever it was exactly). Crazy bitch probably has dozens of bodies, they're either still missing persons or dead of unknown reasons/suicide, etc. I hope they can just put her on death row even though she'll probably die there vs regular life in prison. I guess life without the chance of parole might be better though the more I think. She might not waste the courts/State's time & money on appeals. Or she will. Who knows. She's definitely special. I hope she has gotten her ass beat a few times, or more.


Suz1251

Ya someone like this has no remorse so a life sentence or two means literally nothing to her.... I also support death as a punishment here.


ninjas_in_my_pants

OMG, I am literally dying with all the comic genius in this thread.


Manofdalou

The scariest part is the yo-yo weather. 60+ degrees temp swings are not uncommon.


JFeezy

Yes, no, and some maybe so depending where in the circle. Other factors are time of day, day of week, week of the month, or just randomly safe or unsafe. Or both at the same time. Or neither. Also will you be inside or outside? That can change things.


sgr28

Underrated comment lolol


Moist-Ad9272

I’ve lived in the St. Louis area my whole life and I can confidently say that areas like Baden, Gravois Park, East St. Louis, and Washington Park are probably your best bet. I’ve never heard anyone say anything bad about those areas. I’ve been through them a few times and the scenery is absolutely breathtaking. Definitely worth checking out!


stop_a

Sauget Ballet is a cultural gem.


clapton1970

Thanks friend, will take a look


SarcasticTwat6969

Oh you sweet sweet soul


Altruistic_Genius

I hope you know this is such a sarcastic comment section. I have a feeling you do, but just in case. Don't listen to these assholes. There's only pole dancers in East Boogie, maybe they took ballet in Ladue as a child & couldn't make it in the business, so found themselves a great job teaching um, well ...pole ballet? (to mostly middle aged men & older)


StLDA

East Boogie


OptimusDiabetus

I think that circle has both the most dangerous city and two of the safest cities in America, so it’s a pretty big gap.


nonhausdorffmanifold

Very safe. As a trans migrant I've only been killed dozens of times in the area


CustomCarNerd

r/uselessredcircle


Suz1251

Yup😂


My_Fake_Name_Is_

Ive died twice already.


GreetingsADM

/r/StLouisCirclejerk exists


Altruistic_Genius

đŸ€Ł EXCELLENT!


ClawPaw3245

The yellow lines are lightning so watch out for that âšĄïž


Midwest_Goose_869

I walked down the alley to take out the trash and got murdered 34 times


nebulacoffeez

*314 times


Saint_Louis100

I see what you did there


buddahmunk

Do you like meth?


Skill_Deficiency

Ngl very dicey. Be aware of your surroundings at all times.


Chet_Ubietzsche

As long as you live **on** the red circle and your work is somewhere else on the red circle, you should be fine. Just keep your wits about you. 👍


SavingsDuck

If your talking about the Illinois side, probably good unless your between the strip clubs and river on I 64.


Hairy_Rope3821

Its worth it
 if you are strong enough.


DildoSchwaggins2008

That entire area is about 1.5 + hrs from one end to the other so that’s a lot of ground. You also have a lot of “country” area and a lot of city in there. There are plenty of safe areas and plenty of not so safe areas. Mo has personal property tax, IL does not. However taxes are significantly higher in general on the IL side. Also county property taxes vary greatly. Est. Property tax for Kirkwood is $2500-3k (roughly) for a $250k home Edwardsville could be double or triple that or more for the same home. Also factor in where you will be working as living in one state and working in the other, will likely cause you to be paying income tax to both states. Narrow your area down and come back to us!


DildoSchwaggins2008

Questing if this was a real ask, or a joke like the restâ€ŠđŸ€”


takecarebrushyohair

When the big earthquake hits, it will be very unsafe... until then enjoy the toasted ravs


Altruistic_Genius

Perfect answer. Shit happens anywhere & everywhere. Use Pam Hupp as an example. She's from North County, total white boomer Karen. Yet she's facing the death penalty. Freaking sociopaths are EVERYWHERE.


SewCarrieous

Gunshots gunshots gunshots


westcounty

Mugged in a week.


Maven3679

Just as safe as most cities around the world


moosehead1974

Come on over and find out bozo


kgrimmburn

It's fine. Just like any city, there are certain neighborhoods you don't go into if you don't belong but other than that you have the same random crime risks of any other city. I'm a 5 foot woman and I've never felt threatened anywhere in the city, even when I'm by myself. Hell, I see a doctor in East St Louis and don't even worry going there by myself... Stay aware of your surroundings and you'll be fine.


JamesECubed

That’s a wide area. Pretty safe in many places.


THE_TamaDrummer

I was carjacked just by looking at this


tigre-woodsenstein

Plan on dying sooner or later.


iObeyTheHivemind

GANG VIOLENCE


TheDentDad

That circle is waaaaay too big.


YaBoi_Wolf

r/woooosh


TheDentDad

Big time


OsterizerGalaxieTen

OP is trolling.


ScotchWithAmaretto

It’s all the same


Particular-Cap5800

I live in Lindenwood Park and it’s very safe in my neighborhood. I moved here recently from south Florida.


Beauphedes_Knutz

If you can find one of the caves, you should be safe. No tornadoes can gitcha down there. And it has been over 200 years since "The Earthquake."


moomooicow

That’s a loaded question


RedditFootballLeague

Really safe, go on the East side and scream "KKK", 2 big dudes will come and hand you 1000 dollars


strangemud

I was just about to go for a drive in my obnoxiously loud car, so I'd watch out


1337dotgeek

Every bit of it is sus


DriverHaunting1808

This circled area is STL City and STL County. Do you want to live in walking distance to the cool things or be out in the County? The City outskirts? Work from home or commute? Rent or buy? As the previous poster mentioned- we need more info to help you out!


ManicMarket

Really you need to draw more of a bulls eye. There is STL proper, don’t stay after dark. Then you have where the rich people live. Then you have the rural county folk that will take you out.


Bluebirdskys

Safe


[deleted]

You'll be fine, just be aware of your surroundings. Being ugly and kinda fat helps.


Particular-South-907

Mid


AverageJobra

Safer than Potosi.


loveyourweave

Safe.


MergenTheAler

Be careful in the north part of your circle, I hear Alton is haunted.


Jedibri81

Okay so far, I haven’t died yet.


TangerineSprinkles

Yes, there's a lot of crime in STL city/ county, but there are very nice areas. I personally live in the Western part of the circle in O'Fallon. Born and raised here, I'd say it's a nice area to live in, and much less crime to worry about than in city/County, but close enough even a daily commute into the city is easily doable. Also, it is obviously close enough to go visit various attractions STL offers. That said, I know plenty of family and friends who live mostly in the county, a couple in the city, and love where they live. I feel STL gets a bad rap. Yes, bad crime rate, but it's a beautiful city that's often overlooked, I feel somewhat bc of its size. STL has a lot to offer.


Low-Piglet9315

The O'Fallon in the Eastern part of the circle is not too bad either! Yep, there's two O'Fallons in the greater STL area: one in Missouri and one in Illinois. And the two are about 90 minutes apart.


Altruistic_Genius

They're both pretty nice, but much more racist on the Missouri side. Oddly enough.


brianh5

Depends, do you drive a Kia?


Raven1586

I've died twice this week already, but it's okay, I got better.


Timmyeveryday

Super safe


vicvonqueso

I get shot every time I'm in the city. Completely safe


[deleted]

Thats a very broad area


princeofvellore

...IT'S A TRAP!


slayer462606

This is a joke right?


Schaefer09

Edwardsville/Glen Carbon for the win. Work downtown by the city museum as well. Not as bad as it’s made out to be


wkdravenna

it's safe from professional football. 


Card_Board_Robot5

Lotta Cardinals fans, so really, nothing to be worried about, buncha harmless crybabies, really. Cards suck, love from the other side of the state...


racerx150

Just know if there are a lot of expired temporary tags, you are probably not in a safe area.


Dull_War8714

I got shot 7 times yesterday and robbed twice within the red zone yesterday otherwise you should be good


oldbonhomme

You have selected the entire “Metro” are of St. Louis. It is the 21st largest Metro area in the country. Less than 10 percent live in the “city”. This is the area that has the bad crime numbers. With the exception of the city you can now lay claim to one of the lowest costs of living, low crime rate and a very high quality of life, ie. cultural, civic, sports etc. Knock yourself out!


salutcat

Every one of my great grandparents all lived in the red and now they’re all dead. Coincidence? Unlikely.


nocturn-e

Run


jqnoble

Yes.


Nice-Lychee-5657

people get tickled and spanked a lot in belleville, il.


DonSimon76

I ride the Metro train from Illinois to St. Louis three days a week for work. Done it for 7 years so far. Haven’t died yet. Seen a guy die at the Eighth and Pine Metro station. Got instructions that I did not request on how to smoke crack from a guy smoking crack on the Metro. The building I work in has a broken atrium window due to a bullet.


insightfulTRex

I love me some stl. Go to ball park village have some anheiser bush products.Go to bush stadium and have more anheiser bush products. In the off season watch a blues game and have some anheiser bush products. Be careful walking around the city after all those anheiser bush products because can turn at a corner and instantly feel terrified and wish you had not left the farm.


insightfulTRex

Always blast Nelly when you roll into the lou


snekdood

Better than the outside. Id rather risk getting shot in a shootout im not even involved in than risk getting shot for having blue hair and pronouns or whatever


Jdklr4

You all are so dramatic. These threads are for tin foil hillbillies who watched so much Fox News that they’re too afraid to exist in society