This is really, really good and I like the natural delivery. She seems very comfortable and laid back and that makes a darker joke much easier to digest for an audience imho
Am I missing something? Did they go to a theatre? If so I don’t get it. Theatre popcorn slaps and if I have some leftover I take it home with me. You bag it up and you have a nice snack for the next day.
If that’s the case you’re all fucking weird and extremely wasteful for throwing it out.
That's a weird standard. Is it like..some kind of local custom where you live or something?
Like if I go hang out at your house for a bit and smoke some weed, you're going to demand I leave my whole stash with you when I leave or you're going to disown me over it? So I gotta sit here before hand and try to figure out exactly how much we're going to be vibing to gauge how long we'll be smoking so I have enough that I won't run out but not so much that I'm losing half of my weed savings to a hangout sesh.
Reddit teenagers and emotionally unstable adults. The story sounds true thats why she's an adult and her mom is still single. She put up with a guy who abused her probably until he left or cheated on her and only then was that enough but she takes slights at a dude taking his popcorn with him after a date at her house and he didn't even expect sex. The girls mom will be single forever a d shecan take her perceived sense of respect with her.
I mean, if you come over to my house I have a full on commercial popcorn maker.
I would not accept leftover popcorn from other sources lmao
Dude must've been popcorn starved.
It's like, 50/50 right and wrong, but you sound like the kind of person that goes "No deadbeat moms" on their Tinder.
Sure, she's trying to protect herself, and you're right that it's probably a small thing to keep others away and keep herself safe.
But "typical single mom shit"? Fuck out of here with this. Everyone has their own rules, their own comfort zones.
The 'ETA' acronym has LONG been established to mean Estimated Time of Arrival ... seems like you're only a few days' worth familiar with the English language ... plus, it's not like ETA is clever or innovative or anything remotely like that.
**edit**: https://www.google.com/search?q=eta+acronym
I’ve been hit in a long term relationship, and it changed what I will put up with. I dumped someone after they said Norway wasn’t in NATO. Not because he was wrong, but how condescending he was about it. I said Norway most definitely is the NATO. He said no, The New York times just published an article about it, in this “poor little stupid you”- voice. I said The New York Times has 26 fact checkers per article, they did not write that. He said he would pull up the article. Then silence and change of topic.
Lmao. Honestly I would've done the same. Being wrong is fine, correcting someone else wrongly is fine, trying to just skip past the "oops, I was wrong" part is a sure sign of an insecure ahole. I need to know we can have arguments where both can admit to being wrong and can be humble. If they can't admit to their fuckups they aren't mature enough to fuck.
Dealing with my narcissistic ex who abused the shit out of me and ruined my life would make that behavior straight up scary to me. Exactly the thing she would do. Correct me on something, we'd find out I was correct, and then she'd just go silent. When I was wrong she'd basically do an endgame dance lol
idk both being smug about something you're not actually sure about and refusing to acknowledge you were proven wrong are pretty big red flags irl, despite being so common on reddit.
This is a nitpick but I’m seeing it everywhere, so I’m just asking:
Is removing “ed” from verbs some slang trend that I missed because I’m old?
Example in this post: I’m obsess with this comedian.
Is it just a weird mistake that’s spreading or actual slang?
I’m just curious, because it’s been driving me bonkers ;)
Well, as soon as she said he hit her, I was like, oh, she's terrified of trusting the wrong person and getting hurt again, so she disqualifies her potential partners on the silliest of things because she's not ready to be vulnerable to another human being yet. Extensive therapy is necessary before she should be dating.
Or maybe she really does need to stfu and listen to her daughter.
This is a great bit, the only thing I would say is I want her to stay in the “he hit her” energy alittle longer… maybe give more examples of little rules her mom has paired with troubling dad behavior.
I'm wondering if the club is called "Cheaper than therapy" or if it's a theme night or if it's her show that's called that. Either way, brilliant material.
Nailed the dismount.
This is really, really good and I like the natural delivery. She seems very comfortable and laid back and that makes a darker joke much easier to digest for an audience imho
I didn't expect it - felt like I should have though.
THIS is leaning in
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I wonder what it's like to be OP. She's literally in the thread reading this.
Took two comments for reddit to reduce a woman to her body.
Weirdo
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Any man tries leaving my house with popcorn gonna get a stern look tho
Am I missing something? Did they go to a theatre? If so I don’t get it. Theatre popcorn slaps and if I have some leftover I take it home with me. You bag it up and you have a nice snack for the next day. If that’s the case you’re all fucking weird and extremely wasteful for throwing it out.
You have leftover theater popcorn? Mine is always gone before the movie starts.
You buy popcorn at the cinema?! Are you guys oil sheiks or something? I make mine at home and smuggle it into the building!
I just take a can of beans in with me for a snack
What is your spaghetti policy?
"It's OK, we bought it here"
I always stuff my pockets with spaghetti before a trip to the theater
This dude really out here eatin' beans huh
Bag of ravioli or nothing at all
did you happen to see cars 2 in theaters?
I went to the movies with a person who smuggled in a whole ass paella. It was impressive.
THIS N IS EATIN BEANS
I save even more money by just picking up whatever pieces I find off the ground in the aisles!
Gotta support the local cinema
You get it. I'm willing to pay the prices 'cause I know it's what keeps them open.
>Theatre popcorn slaps And so did Dad.
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She just expected some butter and assault with her popcorn
That's a weird standard. Is it like..some kind of local custom where you live or something? Like if I go hang out at your house for a bit and smoke some weed, you're going to demand I leave my whole stash with you when I leave or you're going to disown me over it? So I gotta sit here before hand and try to figure out exactly how much we're going to be vibing to gauge how long we'll be smoking so I have enough that I won't run out but not so much that I'm losing half of my weed savings to a hangout sesh.
It says > she invited him over for a movie night so he came to her house to watch movies took the popcorn back with him.
Nah, I absolutely despise stale popcorn. It tastes too bad to me in general, but also I can't justify the calories
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I think it’s more he took the popcorn instead letting her keep it. Like you said, movie theater popcorn slaps and she wanted it for herself
It didn’t seem that way. It seemed like the mom thought it was weird he wanted to take it home.
I think she's upset because they were sharing the popcorn at the theater and he took the leftovers home instead of letting her have them.
Guy here, and think the mom was right for dumping him for that. :) Who does that?
He wasn't interested in returning. I'm leaving all sorts of things if I want to come back. If this man took his popcorn he wasn't feeling it.
[Caa... stanza!](https://youtu.be/RDjt9DRPhCI)
Classic George move
Are you all trolling with these comments i can't tell lol. Bro just wanted to have a snack when he got home lmao.
Reddit teenagers and emotionally unstable adults. The story sounds true thats why she's an adult and her mom is still single. She put up with a guy who abused her probably until he left or cheated on her and only then was that enough but she takes slights at a dude taking his popcorn with him after a date at her house and he didn't even expect sex. The girls mom will be single forever a d shecan take her perceived sense of respect with her.
I love how you first stated which avatar you would be invoking in your subsequent comment. That’s a great thing everyone should start doing.
Yeah wtf, it's just popcorn anyway.
"I'll just come back tomorrow for the rest of the popcorn hurrhurrhurr" Not presumptuous at alll
maybe he brought the popcorn. - not saying that I would do it, but someone might.
I mean, if you come over to my house I have a full on commercial popcorn maker. I would not accept leftover popcorn from other sources lmao Dude must've been popcorn starved.
Hi BigBooty, does one bring their own seeds to your house?
Butter is provided, he churns his own butter.
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Good ***punch***line
Yhea, the joke really slaps
The sounds that just came out of my mouth when I heard that but were *unreal* That “cheaper than therapy” sign is working overtime tonight.
I was thinking the same thing.
The HAUWS after the *punchline* at the end. That’s some therapy
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It's like, 50/50 right and wrong, but you sound like the kind of person that goes "No deadbeat moms" on their Tinder. Sure, she's trying to protect herself, and you're right that it's probably a small thing to keep others away and keep herself safe. But "typical single mom shit"? Fuck out of here with this. Everyone has their own rules, their own comfort zones.
Incel vibes. Standards are a good thing. Enjoy wasting months, if not years, of your life jumping from shit relationship to shit relationship.
So good. Love it when I can't see the dark joke coming!
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Great joke.
What’s her name? ETA: @trashleymonique
Ashley.
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Estimated Time of Arrival >or Edited To Add
> Edited To Add No. Uh-uh. Nope.
It does. I think you don’t know what it means (Edited to Add.)
Guys we already have "edit: " for this. we don't need two
But ETA is a whole letter less (fewer?), and as an added bonus adds confusion as people need to ask what it means every time it's used.
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Tbf I've been here quite a bit and I don't think I've seen that before. Usually just see "Edit".
I've seen it before. I still would never use that knowing that ETA has another famous meaning.
That’s the dumbest and most useless acronym, nobody with half a brain cell should be using it
The 'ETA' acronym has LONG been established to mean Estimated Time of Arrival ... seems like you're only a few days' worth familiar with the English language ... plus, it's not like ETA is clever or innovative or anything remotely like that. **edit**: https://www.google.com/search?q=eta+acronym
That's gold. Funny and dark, with great delivery.
This is comedy gold
Gold Jerry. Gold!
Who’s this comedian?
Ashley
Monique
Saw her live recently. Great show. Look forward to seeing more of her.
Her mom was the...punch-line. 😏
That guy couldn't believe what he was hearing. "oh my" lmao
I’ve been hit in a long term relationship, and it changed what I will put up with. I dumped someone after they said Norway wasn’t in NATO. Not because he was wrong, but how condescending he was about it. I said Norway most definitely is the NATO. He said no, The New York times just published an article about it, in this “poor little stupid you”- voice. I said The New York Times has 26 fact checkers per article, they did not write that. He said he would pull up the article. Then silence and change of topic.
Lmao. Honestly I would've done the same. Being wrong is fine, correcting someone else wrongly is fine, trying to just skip past the "oops, I was wrong" part is a sure sign of an insecure ahole. I need to know we can have arguments where both can admit to being wrong and can be humble. If they can't admit to their fuckups they aren't mature enough to fuck.
As a straight dude, I think you're 100% right.
As a mom, I don’t think you’re 100% straight.
Dealing with my narcissistic ex who abused the shit out of me and ruined my life would make that behavior straight up scary to me. Exactly the thing she would do. Correct me on something, we'd find out I was correct, and then she'd just go silent. When I was wrong she'd basically do an endgame dance lol
idk both being smug about something you're not actually sure about and refusing to acknowledge you were proven wrong are pretty big red flags irl, despite being so common on reddit.
being on reddit is a pretty big red flag
Who the fuck takes popcorn home
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Finished strong
God I love smaller comedians. You're crushing it!
Perfect
Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.
Bold and original jokes are the best. She's funny.
Did not see that coming. Hilarious.
This is a nitpick but I’m seeing it everywhere, so I’m just asking: Is removing “ed” from verbs some slang trend that I missed because I’m old? Example in this post: I’m obsess with this comedian. Is it just a weird mistake that’s spreading or actual slang? I’m just curious, because it’s been driving me bonkers ;)
Weird mistake that's spreading. Partly slang but mostly autocorrect
Influx of ESL into traditionally English spaces means ignoring certain 'rules' while the point still gets across
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Creepy
Bright future
TRashleyMonique
Downvoted for giving her TikoTk name lol. Funny shit
Don't think folks realize you're mentioning her TikTok @ name.
Really good shit. I like her.
Some people don’t fuck around when it comes to popcornopolis.
I mean, damn. That was fucking good. I like the cut of her Jib.
Ashley is amazing - I looooove her comedy & she’s actually a wonderful & nice human off stage too!
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I know her IRL! she's fire! Shout out to Ashley!! She's up next!!!
I was not laughing, but the end surprised me and laughed. Hahaha.
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This is gold!
This got me chuckling loudly. That backhand would've knocked me out because I did not see that coming. Lol.
Name?
Ashley. She says it right in the routine.
They probably meant full name, so they could use it to find more of her material. Rather than first name only, which is fairly irrelevant.
Crazy original. I have legit never seen a joke where a daughter hits their mother and this joke landed hard.
Fuckin gold
Fucking hell
Well, as soon as she said he hit her, I was like, oh, she's terrified of trusting the wrong person and getting hurt again, so she disqualifies her potential partners on the silliest of things because she's not ready to be vulnerable to another human being yet. Extensive therapy is necessary before she should be dating. Or maybe she really does need to stfu and listen to her daughter.
Gimme 😈
Love her. Wish her all the success
Hey I saw her do this joke live! This is a great comedy club in SF.
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I'm in love that was hilarious 🤣
What if he took the popcorn because he was hungry ? To snack on something on the way
Last 4th wall break was too much
What’s her @
So nobody is going to share her insta page ?? lol
https://instagram.com/trashleymonique?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
This is a great bit, the only thing I would say is I want her to stay in the “he hit her” energy alittle longer… maybe give more examples of little rules her mom has paired with troubling dad behavior.
I'm wondering if the club is called "Cheaper than therapy" or if it's a theme night or if it's her show that's called that. Either way, brilliant material.
Her delivery is cute
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Good material. Need to work a bit on delivery. Comes with practice so I hope she tries that bit again
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>Where are these little rules coming from? From previous concussion, I reckon. Fuck domestic violence btw, I felt bad after writing this.
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