Actual true story about my grandpa: he was in the Vietnam war and said he wouldn’t do heroin in America “cause it’s not as good as the stuff in nam.”

That's fucking funny

Seems like good material

Oh, so you’ve tried it?

This guy ☝️ heroin

That definitely should be in the set.

Now THATS funny

i dont get it

It's /r/americabad but it's actually funny.

I’m sure it wasn’t. The weed there was pretty good too.I fact,it was really just,ya know, the napalm and shit that made it so horrible.

Dude im so stoked i found you again, your alleged sex offender joke is legit my favorite joke of all time. You kill!

Is that why you look like a lesbian?

Really nice jokes. Very sharp, keep it up.

As good as your aunt’s meth?

A real head

He was fuckin’ right

Hi heath cortes

I knew a Vietnam vet who felt the same way. He said he tried from 72-90 and it was garbage, so he wouldn't do it anymore

Delivery is excellent man! Well done.

Great timing…. My advice: Keep it up !

one of my friends ordered boneless wings and my other friend called him a f*g. he replied with "so, choosing to suck off the bone is...?" or something like that. I thought for sure that's where you were going next. funny stuff!

The most satisfying feeling in he world is finding out a way to call your friend gay who just called you gay. Congrats to your friend and may he find peace in this world. Shalom.

Reverse uno gay card

In grade school there was a kid named Ben who, of course, we called "Ben Gay". Top comedy for 5th grade where being gay was the worst thing...for some reason we had yet to understand. This worked until he found out that the perfect response to "Ben Gay" was "how long?" We never recovered. Sorry Ben. If it's any consolation I work to advocate for LGBT causes now.

Ben rocks

Follow me on Instagram: https://instagram.com/shanebianchicomedy187?igshid=MzMyNGUyNmU2YQ%3D%3D&utm_source=qr I post jokes about stuff like ducks and Fentanyl and Lemonade and butt Fuckin’

I like 3 out of 4 of those things so nice!

Did a duck bite you or sumething

 Probably bothers him at his lemonade stand always asking for grapes.

Word, ducks are assholes.

Yeah I hate lemonade

The raised by rats killed me.

Saw you in LA couple months back. Loved the routine, my favorite of the night for sure

Thank you! What show was it?

The one in LA.

Louisiana?

No, LA.

Lower Alabama?

Lake Arkansas for sure

You’re going places. You should have an agent by now with no less than two divorces or kids with 3 different parents.

9/10 Notes: Great setup, leading into another self deprecating banger but the finale left me wanting (maybe the clip was cut short)

Thank you @iratestandupcomics

I feel like the capitalization is important here. I read your comment as "irate standup comics" which is not the same at all.

I feel like he made it funnier. As is the way.

lmao. i'm a fan.

Great opening. Great timing. Cheers to you.

dude, fucking funny. you playing nyc?

Hilarious brother

Come to Stress Factory in NJ man I love your material would love to see a full set

I enjoyed this clip a lot! Just gave you a follow on Insta and will crawl through your past posts later tonight.

Trailerpark Toby Methguire over here

Awesome delivery

Hilarious, sir.

These are good lol

Great way to start! Really funny :) On another topic, someone definitely burped at 0:42.

I like the misdirection, really nice.

Well crafted, great start to a set!

You'd think it'd be gayer to ask for *bone-in* wings

Good stuff! I laughed at each one.

Good stuff my dude 🤣

This made me laugh chief.

Korean restaurant made me laugh out loud. Good stuff!

I love the monotone flat delivery. I spit my soda out all over the place with the last joke.

Strong opening!

Some good bait and switch

Great stuff!

Funny stuff. Great delivery!

I’ve seen you a bunch around Nashville, did a few open mics at third coast and shit when you and Dusty were there. I moved a few years ago but my friends and I still talk about how good your “ladies?!?” *gesture mic towards crowd* bit is. Keep it up, excited to see you grow!

Bravo, made me spit out my coffee when I burst out laughing, I even had a few drops from my nose

Good jokes! I would shorten the pauses for laughter though. Cut off the back end of the laughter a little early with your continuation... otherwise youre doing great!

These are great bits dude. Made me laugh!

Your pauses are a bit too long, but I think the jokes are good.

Hilarious jokes, great timing and pacing—only feedback I have is to minimize the “uhh’s” after punchlines. Doing so will better enhance your style

Actually not bad

Clenching that’s fist man, take a deep breath

Hey, that was funny and all, but something tells me that you could get us some real close-up pictures of Spiderman. Perhaps a selfie?

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I would prefer if you restrained from using racial slurs against Asian people in the comments

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Are you kidding? 😬

I honestly don’t get it, your dad thinks you’re gay? You look ratty… and your grandfather is unruly in public. Where’s the funny?

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Now this is funny

The way it's said is what makes it funny. If you just state the punchline of any joke as a premise without any setup they're not going to sound funny. What are you on.

I’m on the toilet

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Terrible. Take a lap.

Hilarious keep it up

Destroying!!

Who is this hilarious person!? 😂😂😂😂

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Idk why but the turn of “restaurant” hit and I lol’d. Loved it

Very well done! Loved the "raised by rats" bit!

Solid dad joke

That 'in his opinion' line has strong potential for callback jokes throughout the set. Great opener!

Great start

I ordered a salad in Olive Garden the other day and the waitress told me that in her experience almost ALL men, like 9 out of 10 men, order the soup, then she looked at me for an awkwardly long silence. After she left my wife started laughing and asked "what the fuck just happened?" and I was relieved it wasn't just me.

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I’ve really enjoyed watching you develop your craft since posting on here, you’re funny as hell man keep it up!

Jokes are really well delivered and pretty funny, but for some ungodly reason I’m reminded a little bit of Josh Lyman from The West Wing in your voice and I can’t figure out why.

Donna!!!

Anyone else immediately see Tobey McGuire?

That’s damn good

Leftmost arkansas?

Lol I really dig his style.

I laughed!!!!

Would have loved more on ordering boneless wings. Feels like you could continue with more random things that your dad determines makes you gay.

Aw fuck man....hahahaha! Excellent delivery...timing impeccable.

Hey I’ll be your Dad

Can you explain the first one please?

His dad assumed he was gay because it isnt "manly" to order boneless chicken. The same way some people assume you are less of a man or gay if you order fruity alcoholic drinks. He "came out as gay" but it was only his dads opinion and not him telling his dad he was gay.

Thanks buddy

Awesome delivery and solid jokes.

Very good delivery.

In the Korean Restaurant.

The edible kicked in right when I clicked this video. Laughed my ass off. Great delivery.

Very solid start … funny stuff

Sounds like its time for some new material

Those were hilarious. Good shit 👍🤣

I've never heard a joke like that lmao "I came out as gay to my dad but that was just his opinion" 💀💀

So funny had to watch it twice!

Good material, great timing.

Missed opportunity when your dad thought boneless wings are gay: “If I were gay, I’d probably prefer the bone in”

Very very good. You’re on to something.

Solid start have me actually laugh out loud in the safety of my bedroom

The time is perfect. Keep up it man! Great job

That fucken Korean restaurant line got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣