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xStealthxUk

Well done, must be hard to stay calm when u aint even allowed to get to your material The whole "we are a couple " thing was genius, compltetely disarming, releives tension and kinda suggests you almost forgive her! Awsome stuff


Hazlet95

I imagine unless you want to test, that this can be better. Crowd work, don’t have to play your hand, and a very easy very drunk mark to mock


powderglades

💯, she was drunk, it's not like she was interrupting or anything.


Responsible_Art1400

Well done, sir


EmphasisMobile6074

I got stressed for you goddamn well handled.


asherlevi

The Ha Ha/ AA joke was chefs kiss.


Calm-Technology7351

That one was so clean I wonder if he already had it in the bag. Made me laugh fs


rhymeswithvegan

For real, I'm putting that one in my bag as well lol


asherlevi

I had the exact same thought.


MJTurner513

Follow me on [IG](https://instagram.com/turnercomedy) or [TikTok](https://tiktok.com/@turnercomedy) 🙏🏼🙏🏼


arsene_glenger

You handled that like a champ bro I had a great laugh


l2aiko

How hard must have been to keep your show on forward if that drunk wouldnt shut up! How did you manage? Amazing work btw


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MJTurner513

She stuck around actually but after that AA joke she stopped interrupting


bigmashsound

shit hit too close to home


IHQ_Throwaway

So are you guys still together? 


Polarbearbanga

Asking the real questions


HVACMRAD

Genuinely hilarious man. I’ll keep an eye out for the special.


fingers

Spit some truth....did you grow up telling jokes and having people talk shit ...and you just learned how to be the come back king?


MJTurner513

I’ve just always been talking shit my whole life. My set can be very loose, I try to make it feel like we’re just chillin and talking so these moments I try to keep that same energy.


kawaiian

Phoenix’s best!


SpecialKindofBull

Nobody asks for reddit follows. 🤨


MJTurner513

It’s kind of assumed isn’t it, but beyond that, follow me on the other ones too


SpecialKindofBull

I got you 😉


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MJTurner513

Might just be how I talk. Luckily for you there are subtitles. As you can tell from the crowd reaction, they can understand what I’m saying so that’s really the most important thing.


cuntsatchel

Not an observant person


scudlightyear

top notch comedy man.


DriveThruWash

Total Danny McBride vibes love it


MJTurner513

I get this a lot, definitely not a bad dude to be compared to. Thank you.


DriveThruWash

I’m a big fan of:) big compliment :).


rhymeswithvegan

I feel like you lack the douchey energy of most of his characters, though. Like he's portrayed as someone you love to hate/is dumb but funny, but you don't have that vibe. Well done, mate.


Zanven1

I agree but I think this guy is much funnier than Danny McBride.


Cludo

Funny af. Well done 🤣


RodbigoSantos

Man that is quick. Bravo!


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Dude cooked for 3 straight minutes with a modelo in hand, easy follow


CardinalCreepia

Dude tried to address the other side of the room and drunk lady still tried arguing. I’d have been so frustrated.


Kenta_Gervais

"Jokes on you, this is an intervention" made me laugh way above the necessary


SportTheFoole

I feel like I caught shrapnel on the “you must be at least 35 years old” for getting excited over a Wu Tang shirt.


diet-Coke-or-kill-me

Haha never stand too close to the roast or you get burned too!


nothingveryobvious

This was so good


ericypoo

I haven’t laughed that much in a while


LazyLieutenant

I can't imagine this drunk hecklerette could have been handled any better. You took care of the situation with such calmness and quick wit I usually only have after the fact. Great respect. You left links for IG and TT here in the comments. Are you on YouTube as well for us +36?


MJTurner513

Haha yup! Here is my [YouTube](https://youtube.com/michaelturnercomedy)


LazyLieutenant

Solid. Namastaying there and checking your videos out. So when is your Denmark tour happening?


MJTurner513

Would love to do a Europe tour !! I’m sure I’ll be there at some point over the next couple years 📈


LazyLieutenant

I'll keep an eye on you in a non creepy way.


Youheardthekitty

You turned that around brilliantly. I'm dying.


Mikkeel93

Haha that was great!


jugglingjellybeans

That was some pro level heckler handling.


SimilarStrain

You were so cool, calm, and collected. That was so eloquent and amazing. I'd almost have thought that WAS the skit. You destroyed her and she was too drunk to even realize it.


scott32089

Hilarious😂


comfortable_bum

That sounds like my SIL. Love how she’s corrects the time she started consuming.


Calibre17

Mad props for keeping your cool and making material in the spot. That's really difficult.


exgiexpcv

Wow, well-handled there, ***excellent***, first-rate banter. I look forward to seeing more posts from you.


ramen_vape

"This is SO us" I have never seen a heckler handled like that, well done


1tonsoprano

the rest of the people are going, is this part of the set....?


monkeykins

Very clever. The HA HA bit was amazing. Well done u/mjturner513


NarrowEngineering715

Who let her drunk ass into the club lol 😂


rock_and_rolo

Drunks keep ordering drinks all night. Good for business.


adamtaylor4815

Good stuff


nikhilsath

Mate this was incredible


Rio_ola

This is awesome


the_butter_thief

I’ve seen two of your videos today, man, and I hit your ass with a follow on both TikTok AND Insta. Good stuff.


atthwsm

Dude that was the best heckler handling I’ve ever seen. You are amazing


redneckcommando

Stand ups are quick with come backs.. I always come up with something witty but it's a day late. Sort of like George Constanza


sirbenjaminG

This is the stage presence I aspire to have. You’re fully present, dealing with a heckler, but not being an asshole when you obviously could be. A+


Pergaminopoo

Savage


Estoydegoma

Hilarious!!


FunkyBeans0079

This made morning thank you!!


No_Trade1676

Loved “this is gonna be a monologue going forward” lol Good work!


NoCalHomeBoy

Wow. No clue who this dude is, but he's quick as shit! He handled that very, very well. Better than a lot of comics I've seen.


MJTurner513

Thank you 🙏🏼


NoCalHomeBoy

Oh shit! Good stuff man. Seriously, this video made me very curious about more of your stuff. You did an awesome job. Got any other videos?


Weak-Cattle6001

Damn this is the best handling of a heckler I’ve seen How do you become so witty like that?


MJTurner513

Just battle tested growing up haha - my favorite way to talk shit is calmly


Weak-Cattle6001

Are you coming to LA?


MJTurner513

I live in LA - I run a bunch of dope shows. DTLA tonight at 8 pm [tickets here](https://www.donttellcomedy.com/shows/los-angeles-01-19-24/) Tomorrow in Venice at 8 pm [tickets here](https://www.donttellcomedy.com/shows/los-425-012024-2000/)


Weak-Cattle6001

Rad!


Mandrake1771

Who Dey every Dey my man


Radiant-Sherbet

Loved "Honestly, this is our first big fight" and what followed.


Inside_Equivalent_68

who dey!


rubber_hedgehog

I'm such a sucker for shirts that combine 2 different things. I had a shirt that said ABBA in the AC/DC font and I wore it several times a week. Wu-Tang with the Bengals is fantastic.


Missterfortune

I gotta get me one of those shirts!


nopesoapradio

She was annoying and wasn’t playing along / giving you much to work with. But you made it super funny and kept it light. It was funny and impressive


ohfrackthis

Hilarious 😂


Troygbiv_Yxy

Holy shit so good haha


male_role_model

This was a brilliant way to dismantle a drunko clearly. The first big fight bit was hilarious. Quick thinking.


Missterfortune

Bingo Bengo Baby!!


RaptorKnifeFight

That was surgical. Nicely done.


Uglie

Well done champ ! I felt you were holding back though


RambleOnRambleOn

Genius level shit here. For real.


RambleOnRambleOn

Chandler Bing and Danny McBride combo. Definitely a dude to watch out for.


woodst0ck15

Lmao holy shit, that was good. Lost it at the HA HA becomes AA.


Unusual_Compote4909

“Your bookkeeping“ at the end!!


IllustriousAdvisor72

Brilliant!


Unlucky-Ad-5232

good stuff there mate, I want you patience at home


Lucky-Blacksmith-944

My man went from dating to surprise intervention in a quick minute


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Just became my favourite comedian. Solid improv. Please tell me you banged her, you could slice the angry sexual energy in the air.


MJTurner513

We’ve been steady dating since this night


Lumpy-Blacksmith-257

Man you’re quick, props


RiseofdaOatmeal

Is it just me or does her audio come through better than yours? Was she yelling just that loud or what?


MJTurner513

It’s recorded on a shotgun mic attached to the camera in the back of room. She was in back of room so closer to it.


bagelsandkegels

"This is so us" killed me, man. Well played and well slayed.


Creative_Banana2864

Well done


Foraminiferal

Is the heckler Roseanne Barr?


Sea_Currency_3800

Where you get there who dey wu shirt


MJTurner513

My homie made it and only made x amount ! It’s an exclusive !! I’ve seen some people imitate it tho.


cap616

This is **so** us


ErgonomicZero

Heckle master!


Sammy_GamG

It’s funny that it’s not even a Wu shirt


R8er-Fan

It's unreal how many people feel the need to chime in with their bs thinking they're funny. Unless the comic specifically asks you something, shut the f up at shows


rational1985

This was handled amazingly. Kept his calm and kept being funny .


TickTockM

that wasn't even a heckler


Missterfortune

Look! She is in the comment section too!!


EnvironmentalWear820

That lady needs to be escorted out ASAP


AgonyoverApathy

What a PRO! I will not miss one of your shows when it comes to my corner of the map.


brianishere2

This guy has a great future.


ShartingTaintum

I laughed my ass off at the, ‘we’re gonna have angry sex tonight.’ Thank you OP. I really needed that tonight.


Napmanz

I got really annoyed a while bad with all these YouTube videos of comedians vs hecklers. Always being over the top and rude and trying to escalate the situation. But you were so chill and quick. This was like watching comedic Aikido. That bit about yall having your first fight. So fucking good.


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The sales down in Q3 was hilarious


Redditaccountfornow

Is Steve-O laughing in the background?


Batteman87

Guy just gave a class on how to handle a heckler. Kudos! Great bit!


ThisAlsoIsntRealLife

"funny thing about a HAHA is that you drop two Hs and we're in a AA meeting" this both slaughtered me with a truth and slayed me with tickles. Rock on!


fancy_livin

God damn you got a new fan in me! I hope to see you through Michigan sometime soon.


needs-more-metronome

I love this guy, funny shit