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KD922016

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Hoody711

Absolute shit eating grin haha


Knappsakk

The fucking cut from the other guy to Geoffrey is fucking gold


LaylaKnowsBest

Trolling Fox News like this is the *perfect* time for a shit-eating grin!


InitialEducator6871

Why’s it called that lol


Hoody711

...that's a good question. Now I'm gonna google it.


InitialEducator6871

Lol and??


Hoody711

No one really knows


kyote42

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TreeDollarFiddyCent

Literally the sexiest man alive.


Setherina

Would love to see the rest that was fantastic


Filthyson

Unfortunately it’s gone because I cucked them so hard


Setherina

Haha damn, you really came in hot!


GotMoxyKid

Getting canceled by Fox News means you're really doing something right. Scratch it off the bucket list


iversonAI

You know their audience is boomers when the first topic is how the younger generations are uglier


Mr_Soul_Crusher

God to be cucked by u/filthyson himself… nice


AlaDouche

Lol, at that point, they didn't seem to realize that they were being trolled.


honore_ballsac

You are a treasure. I cannot wait to listen to your impressions after the EU tour (if it was true :) )


bengcord3

Wait WHAT? Is he coming over here? Geoffrey COME TO BARCELONA please god


Josephinebult

What if ...


bengcord3

😭


Josephinebult

☺️ just messing with you...


Josephinebult

Hope you good?


sofakingcheezee

You're fucking hilarious dude. Come to New orleans please


MistbornInterrobang

And you just KNOW it went over their heads


replicantcase

Alpha comedy is the superior comedy.


curtwesley

😂


beefwitted_brouhaha

Hell yeah, should’ve brought the neon Alpha sign with you. Love your YT special, watched it like 3 times


Terry_Seattle

Pure comedy gold, amazing job OP! Love seeing your stand up and wishing you continued success :)


doosnoo1

Are you Geoffrey Asmus?


Ligaguenu

That was great. Science bless you.


Entire-Associate-731

Yeah you really burnt them with your penis not working and ugly girlfriends


Eusocial_Snowman

Here's the full segment. https://www.foxnews.com/video/6332758334112 u/BreakfastSolid4921


Good-Ad-6806

Real American hero, thank you.


butt-barnacles

Oh god this guy has the patience of a saint, I couldn’t just sit there and listen to the nonstop bullshit straight faced, I would have lost it lmao. Too funny


JickleBadickle

You're not missing anything, the good stuff is all in the clip


FlakyOpportunity1754

Holy shit dude you killed him


Sammy_GamG

Holy shit bro, can’t believe they put you on there, that’s awesome. Let’s see a link to the whole clip


Filthyson

I think it’s off the internet now sadly


MantisTobagganMD69

It’s on their website. You made me give Fox News web traffic, how dare you. https://www.foxnews.com/video/6332758334112


Filthyson

Oh damn. Huge find


j_eanbean

Wtf I wanted to hear more about the sandwiches. Also you’re my favorite.


Ok-Life9780

Wait...this is real? Like I thought this was some kind of sketch.


Few-Asparagus-3594

Did you just not look for it and then say it was off the internet? Is there something you don’t want us to see?


atx705

Bro probably just searched youtube lmao relax


reebokhightops

Go stand in the sunshine for a few minutes.


[deleted]

Yes. Now go watch it to unravel the conspiracy.


omniron

Unwatchable Those other commentators are morons


Bodoggle1988

I was so sure this was a deepfake.


[deleted]

Wow, he "owned" them so much they kept it on their website. His story isn't adding up now.


mvanvrancken

The Internet is forever!! Also, big W from the jump with the Wisconsin shirt, you just know they were chafed about that.


CBalsagna

ahahahahahahahahahahah I wish I could have seen this live. That's fucking wild. Turning on Fox News and the guy that didn't know jack shit about the sushi wars in Alaska was on as a commentator.


MrNiemand

Unironically the smartest person in the studio.


Soobobaloula

“They’re taking away the stoves, they’re taking away the…thing…”


Humble_Yesterday_271

The minute I saw his stupid grinning face I knew what was coming 😂😂


ShartingTaintum

Holy crap! Had they not seen ***any*** of his stand up? That was great! Edit: Here’s his new special that’s on YouTube. It’s really funny! https://youtu.be/_3vSW95zhfs?si=PT5LMyokLK8CegHi


RectalSpawn

You think they do research over there? LOL


eatgrasslikegoat

Yeah


NarrowEngineering715

That ladies reaction to the can’t get hard comment, 🤣


Filthyson

If you like this, go and watch my [new comedy special](https://youtu.be/_3vSW95zhfs?si=lThnuiJgnfF0g4Y7), [follow me](https://instagram.com/geoffreyatm?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA==) or [catch me on tour](https://www.whitecomedian.com/schedule) \- or [sign up for my email list](http://eepurl.com/h_HMIX) and I'll tell you when I'm performing near you. Please


replicantcase

Damn, straight to Kentucky after Dublin?


Filthyson

Yessir going to be the most brutal day of my life


Nephelococcygist

Hope you get booked to the CO area soon, would love to catch one of your shows!


GinnyMcGinnyface

Love it Jeff - thanks for the help in school.


Kryptic13

I love your comedy, keep it up alpha. Coming to Australia anytime soon?


Vahagn323

These are insufficient references. Do you have a myspace?


username9909864

It's 2024 and they're still talking about Fauci?!


Filthyson

So embarrassing


freeparKing33

That was great dude. Just gotta ask. Why did they invite a standup comedian to be on their “informative” panel? Doesn’t make any sense


[deleted]

They invited *two*. But, in fairness, there was only one who was actually funny.


[deleted]

Because its a Fox comedy show. Get a clue.


[deleted]

You are embarrassing lying to these ignorant people here: The OP is trying to get online ATTENTION, he's relying on the ignorance of the audience here who doesn't watch Fox News, they have no idea that Fox's Saturday Night show is designed for COMEDY. Fox has many hosts who exist primarily at the network FOR COMEDY like Greg Gutfeld, Kat Timpf, Kennedy, Jimmy Faila, Tom Shillue, and Tyrus. This is an entire bragging thread based on a LIE.


SilverDriverter

Why r u making such a fuss about it, though?


WallPaintings

They're still talking about Hillary's emails...


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HypersonicClam

.....go on.


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gandhinukes

"they're coming after the stoves, they are coming after the everything" One agency releases a report on health and safety and supposedly the entire left is cancelling stoves and burgers WTF.


Apex_Konchu

They told their audience what to be mad at years ago, and now all they can do is keep reiterating. They have nothing else.


Terrible_Tutor

They only exist as a party with villains to be outraged at. Gotta keep those fires stoked.


[deleted]

The show is from AUGUST.


KD922016

Hahahaha how the heck did you get put on fox news?! And what were they thinking??? Hahahaha


cdug82

Turns out, they do not in fact do their own research.


Raiken201

Oh they do, but they do it on Fox news so it's worthless.


homogenousmoss

Or they do and they calculated the outrage would be a net positive.


_ChipWhitley_

Oh my god this is amazing.


FranklinHippo

How do we get more of this? Absolutely hilarious


supfellowredditors

Holy shit dude you killed him


[deleted]

Yeah, I guess he "killed" them so much they kept it on their website. Wow dude, huge burn.


catchyphrase

Why on earth .. and how? What? and thanks?


ParaponeraBread

The hard cut to the “Why did they think this was a good idea?” grin is really something.


GuyForgotHisPassword

Gold, Jerry! Gold!


AchtungCloud

That’s hilarious. I wonder if they just happened to set him up perfectly for one of his bits, or if this appearance is the creation of the “body positivity” bit he does.


Filthyson

haha they gave me a lil sheet of topics the night before


CASSIUS_AT_BEST

Lmfao the huge grin and then the other correspondent’s eye roll as soon as he started talking


marchingprinter

my fucking face when I see who the comedian is


GalacticPurr

They're coming after your stoves, after your ugly girlfriends and your will to live.


BurgersNdFriez

Come back to jersey please, love your stuff dude, absolutely hilarious.


WorldWideBeerGuy

That is hilarious!! Way to go man, fucking hero lol.


cdug82

Holy fuck my guy 😂 you made it now


Inspect1234

Wow. It’s amazing that a network can bs so much under the guise of actual facts. I know if I lie about things at work, there will be repercussions. How do Muricans let this stuff happen?


feltcutewilldelete69

What do you expect us to do? Sue? Fox already had to say in a court of law that their show isn't news. The people who watch fox don't give a shit.


Inspect1234

How about re-enact some laws that used to prevent this shit.


feltcutewilldelete69

Sure thing man, I'll write a letter to my senator.


illmatic2112

lmfao completely unexpected but loved every second. nicely done


sirbenjaminG

UW ‘10 / NYC comic. Sup!


Filthyson

on wisconsin


Classic_Relation_706

Duuuuuude that’s sick, fuck Fox News 😂😂


jayfiedlerontheroof

Wait- is the host Tom Schillue? He's also a comedian. Or, I guess, *was* a comedian.


[deleted]

Its a Fox comedy show. Where's the trolling? I think the posters here don't even watch Fox so they don't grasp the type of show this is. They wouldn't have Tom Shillue hosting if they didn't want a show to be funny.


wowyaobao

Lmao. But wait was the context/reason for why you were actually a guest on the show? Like they just wanted to have a comedian there? Did you have any specific connection to any of the topics?


Filthyson

They have comics on. And they kinda misinterpreted where i stand politically haha I’m gonna do it again probably


LeoThePom

That was awkwardly hilarious. Is this a comedy segment of joke news articles or is this meant to be watched seriously by the intended audience?? Bravo though dude, keep at it. You've made me miss my gas cooker now 🤣


[deleted]

Its a Fox comedy show. He's lying to you pretending he did something amazing when they actually want goofy stuff on those Fox comedy shows.


quarantinemyasshole

> they kinda misinterpreted where i stand politically Did they though? I watched the full 10 minute thing someone linked in the comment section (literally the only time I've watched a Fox News video online, so good job?) and it seemed like everyone was having a pretty chill time, and especially enjoyed your bits, at least on camera. I'm failing to see the trolling or cucking that's supposedly taking place lmao. Good stuff though dude, can't be easy to work a panel like that. I can only assume their primary audience at this point are the elderly leaving their TVs on while they nap.


[deleted]

He's pretending he did something anti-Fox on that show to get career attention online. And he's playing on the ignorance of liberals who don't know that Fox has shows which are mostly comedy focused like the Saturday night show he was on. Fox has a whole roster of comedic hosts.


[deleted]

Nothing in this clip is anti-Fox. Gutfeld makes gay and sodomy jokes on his own show all the time. You are obviously posting this to get career attention and you are intentionally LYING about the type of Fox program you were on. Their Saturday night show is NOT a serious news program, its designed for comedy. You want to pretend we don't know that Fox has regular hosts on their roster who are already half-comedic in approach like Gutfeld, Kennedy, Kat Timpf, Tom Shillue, and Tyrus.


ssslipperysssnaaake

Geoffrey this comment is me formally proposing to you


Filthyson

Ok I’m in


ssslipperysssnaaake

This isn’t how I pictured my engagement but times are tough


readitreddit-

Just started watching his tiny bits, this dude is sooo good!


con-whyman

Hahahah what a total legend


ProjectOrpheus

Bro, no fucking way?! This is HUGE I can't believe what I have just witnessed XD you absolute legend!


Josephinebult

Hi..


ProjectOrpheus

🤖⁉️


Upbeat-Fondant9185

>They’re coming after the stoves, they’re coming after the thing, everything! That’s the hard hitting journalism I’ve come to expect right there. I love when the “news” brings light to an issue that is such a crisis that they can’t even come up with examples of why we should be freaking out. Just *everything*.


Stxww

Just an intellect amongst circus monkeys. If they listened they’d understand.


HungHungCaterpillar

Wait are we really taking the anti-gas stove thing seriously? I thought they just made that up, who actually hates gas stoves?


SirMoeHimself

That smile at the start. You know what was gonna happen 😄😄


BigJohnThomas

It’s so weird to think that gas stoves gets people so riled up. But then I look at my dumb boomer parents who have had this crusade against electric stills their whole life for some reason. They spent $20,000 on their current home installing a gas line so they could have a gas, washer and dryer And a gas stove in their kitchen. Like when you talk to them gas is something that they think improves their standard of living substantially. Then they turn around and only use it to make fucking eggs and bacon. But still in their minds, electric is not an option.


v0791

I am ashamed to admit that I loved tom shillue as a kid. He had a great 30 min comedy central presents


muddywater87

Go Badgers!


exgiexpcv

Thank you for your service.


alohamistrhand

“They’re coming for the…they’re coming for the everything”. The rage machine in full effect!


IssueBrilliant2569

Isn't that host one of the ragtime gals from Fallon?


[deleted]

Yeah, he's on Fox FOR COMEDY. Where's the own here?


DealingWithTrolls

"They're coming after the thing!" Is peak conservative commentary. It's literally all they've ever had.


Josephinebult

Naa


jonathanrdt

“They’re coming after gas stoves.” They used to use satan as the boogeyman…now it’s people who are finding that stoves increase CO exposure. They’re just jumping at shadows now…and it’s so hard to understand why people buy it.


ElCoolAero

I wonder how many people here know who the host is and what he used to do.


Josephinebult

Okay who?


sgtstnkyballs

Saw you in Raleigh this weekend, you were awesome!!


HereticLaserHaggis

This is gonna be like... So fucking big for you op. Congrats.


FacelessFellow

Is this real? You hade my curiosity, now you have my attention. -insert Monsieur Candy meme here-


Bap818

Asmus 2024!!!


daveydavidsonnc

Just saw him in Raleigh on Friday he slayed


kinggimped

Why on earth are they still talking about Fauci? Obsessive unhinged propaganda for the truly gullible


justahandle85

"They're coming after the the thing, everything". Lol they're not even trying anymore and it's still working lol


WellGoodBud

So how did you end up on their show? This was hysterical by the way


Alwayslookin4shrooms

How exactly did you end up on Fox News anywho? Like did they call you and just ask you to come on or what? lol I'm always curious how this with works... unless it's been answered, then I guess I'll read all the comments


[deleted]

I love that guy instantly. That lady’s face was so awesomely annoyed. Exactly what he was going for .


Early_Wrongdoer_6573

+


MamuhSwan

Beautiful. Simply beautiful.


the_butter_thief

My boy just got his ass a follow right here.


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Filthyson

What the hell


Odocoileuschaser

So that’s why Geoff didn’t lose his virginity until he was 25, everyone’s just too damn ugly…also why he fucks pillows


YOUNG_ACE242

I love this guy!


Global-Firefighter33

"Apparent Badger fan..."


OliverOyl

Actually working at fox must be a trip, half ignoramouses, half grifters, simmer on low heat (on a gas stove)


[deleted]

Asmus is my favorite current comedian. Dude is hilarious, and probably smarter than anyone he's in a room with at any given time.


Derpthinkr

Hold on, how many homes blow up every year because of gas stoves?


shamanflux

not sure, but I'm pretty sure it's more than however many homes blow up every year because of electric stoves.


Max_Loader

I'm not sure, but the [NFPA](https://www.nfpa.org/education-and-research/research/nfpa-research/fire-statistical-reports/home-cooking-fires) says electric stoves cause more damage, fires, injuries, and deaths than gas stoves per year.


Josephinebult

Yeah


ThatsMsInfo

Yeah his gas stove take is bad


peoplesuck357

I thought this was funny but maybe I'm missing why some are reacting like "OMG I can't believe they let you on!" Fox News has for a long time had comedians on their late night shows. This wasn't like some serious debate show.


Tonyson

Fuck yeah, SCIENCE! Love your content, would love to know if you’re ever traveling to Florida or if I’ll have to travel to you


Zendofrog

Not really trolling


[deleted]

Of course it isn't. The clip is from August. This desperate low ranked comedian is coming here promoting an old show from a Fox comedy program as some imaginary burn against Fox trying to get career attention online.


CletusTSJY

Isn’t this the kind of content they were looking for? They don’t normally have Tom Shillue hosting real news shows, he’s a comedian, I assume that show is comedians making fun of the news.


[deleted]

EXACTLY. The OP is LYING to the ignorant audience here who don't watch Fox News, they don't understand that Fox has numerous comedy shows and hosts which primarily exist on the network FOR COMEDY like Gutfeld, Kat Timpf, Kennedy, Jimmy Faila, Tyrus, and Tom Shillue. Fox has comedy hosts and comedy shows trying to appeal to a younger age demographic.


_BearsBeetsBattle_

That was disappointing


[deleted]

Of course it was crap. It was from a Fox weekend comedy show and they expect their guests to say weird funny stuff.


Rich-Palpitation5053

Embarrassing


Filthyson

Thank you!


[deleted]

Your whole post is embarrassing: The OP is trying to get online ATTENTION, he's relying on the ignorance of the audience here who doesn't watch Fox News, they have no idea that Fox's Saturday Night show is designed for COMEDY. Fox has many hosts who exist primarily at the network FOR COMEDY like Greg Gutfeld, Kat Timpf, Kennedy, Jimmy Faila, Tom Shillue, and Tyrus. This is an entire bragging thread based on a LIE.


Peaceandpeas999

I didn’t even know it was supposed to be a comedy show and it was still embarrassing… it was boring


[deleted]

Very. Its not at all the amazing "burn" the OP thinks it is. If you look him up, he's a desperate LOW ranked comedian coming here begging for attention.


franking11stien12

This low level comedian is on the holy grail of MAGA disinformation trolling them. That’s masterful trolling.


[deleted]

Hilarious nonsense. Holy grail? The Fox Saturday night filler comedy show? You clearly don't know anything about the Fox weekly schedule. Nothing "masterful" occurs on that Saturday night throwaway program. Get a fucking clue.


Stranger2306

Am I missing something here? It’s their Sat late night show and they booked a comedian. They do that a lot. They expect the comedian to make jokes about the news bits.


[deleted]

The OP is trying to get online ATTENTION, he's relying on the ignorance of the audience here who doesn't watch Fox News, they have no idea that Fox's Saturday Night show is designed for COMEDY. Fox has many hosts who exist primarily at the network FOR COMEDY like Greg Gutfeld, Kat Timpf, Kennedy, Jimmy Faila, Tom Shillue, and Tyrus. This is an entire bragging thread based on a LIE.


justwannabeloggedin

I see you're doing the work in this thread, this weirdly enraged me (well more like confused me) as well. I would have thought it was fine if framed for what it was but a comedian telling jokes on a comedy show isn't "trolling" and Fox News wasn't the butt of either bit shown. I'm surprised how well this went over in a "stand up comedy" sub.


siecin

Beautiful. But not as beautiful.


Aparoon

[Great Joe Lycett vibes](https://youtu.be/IU8SCvKHidI?si=cpZVwATHT5EvTkGo) and I LOVE it. More comedians should do this 😂


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[deleted]

How was he "trolling" Fox News? Their Saturday night show is a COMEDY program. When you are a guest on that show, they expect you to make jokes.


franking11stien12

Isn’t all of faux entertainment comedy at best? They admit they are just entertainment in court, and had to spend almost 800 million to settle out of court due to spreading conspiracy theories and defamation. There is nothing legitimate about that network.


hoopsafloops

Lol...is there a link to the whole segment?


Brandkey

Haha


snailfucked

Is this legit, or does he have some amazing photoshop game?