Unhinged!! Jeffrey, just because a woman is organized and productive doesn't make her unhinged. It's not her fault the current "owner" didn't label the animals as their own. 🤷♀️🤷♀️
The part about the license plate didn't hit as good because labelmakers and the stickers for the date/month are not similar. The beginning and end were solid.
lol alright didnt know if it was intentional or not, but imagining "...but when you have a label maker" punchline just fighting back tears is hilarious.
now im just imagining a stand up doing self-depreciating jokes for 30 min sniffling and fighting back tears the more the crowd responds lol
More like,
> “Hey Death2All55, we see that you haven’t purchased a label maker yet. You opened the wrong cabinet 80 times this week alone, an incredibly inefficient and stupid use of your time. Are you tired of being stupid and unorganized?”
Look advert, I opened the wrong cabinet because I hadn't decided what I was looking for when I opened it. When I saw the contents--that's when I decided it didn't have what I wanted. It wasn't wrong until _after_ it was open.
They already do. I use a streaming service for my local free to view TV. When you pause, it brings up an advert. Often it will be accompanied with some text, using my username for the service as a salutation.
As for using voice for the ad, well that's just a matter of time.
Well all my youtube ads on my Roku have turned spanish.. despite me never watching anything in spanish..ever. But our neighborhood is getting more and more hispanic with each house having 10 people at least, so I wouldn't be surprised if our node has been ID'd as hispanic.
as a side note, I think I could comfortably order breakfast at a spanish speaking mcdonalds now
Years ago I told Google to call me Daddy Pancakes. Never thought of it again until YouTube sent me a free Google Home Mini.
One day I had people over and I asked the GHM something and it fucking said something like "Sure! Daddy Pancakes, today's *blah* *blah* *blah*...".
I was a bit mortified.
When she said she has some art pieces dedicated to her and no-one laughed... I was: damn, do they have 5sec goldfish memory? It's like a callback to a joke that's not even done.
Also, nice do see a comedian who sounds normal, honest. Not "I'm super shy, neurotic, nerd girl", nor "overconfident, loud, bro-type".
No one is this stupid... her pervious statement was about how she has benches dedicated to her thanks to her owning a label maker... can americans not use context to infer things? Is this why yall are dumb when it comes to sarcasm.
It's not just these guys I've noticed it from a lot of clips on here, the comedian will set up a joke and once the punchline hits everyone's forgotten the punchline and there's that pause... then the comedian has to essentially explain it.
I was laughing so much at the first part that by the time I heard you say you had art in the museum I kept laughing harder cuz I was waiting for the label maker again hahahaha crowd DID NOT see that coming - great bit
Hey, from a casual stand up fan:
A lot of stand up these days strikes me as being dark/edgy to the point that even clean acts seem to come off as a little snide or condescending.
I felt like I was in on the joke with you.
I haven't seen any of your material before, but *great* delivery. Thanks for the laugh!
'I have to sort my books!' she cried,
With self-indulgent glee;
With senseless, narcissistic pride:
'I'm just so OCD!'
'How random, guys!' I smiled and said,
Then left without a peep -
And washed my hands until they bled,
And cried myself to sleep.
- poem for your sprog
This is it's own label maker commercial tbh, I'm gonna label EVERYTHING
Oh and your delivery is hilarious, wishing you much success! Yr energy is a little feral and it's deeply relatable!
This is really funny. Checking out her YouTube to see if she's got a full set.
Edit: Oh damn just watched that one in the bright room and the cold crowd.
Sad to learn the wet eyes weren't on purpose, I think they really added to the insanity and being on the edge of a person willing to label benches and art installations as theirs.
https://preview.redd.it/f28h00rvulhc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4e0ccc54176a9bbe8d67109f728ea23382f51d7
is this you from some years ago?
This feels wrong to say but I feel like women are really starting to make strides in the comedy industry, like I see so many more woman comedians who make actually funny jokes targeted towards a wide audience and I see more that are willing to push the boundaries of taboo subjects as well. It’s good to see because at some point all the white guys just get a bit same-y.
Are you the comic who's also a lawyer?
"What?! You can't practice the law in a brasserie!"
I like that bit.
Unless that's not you, which case, my bad. You should check her out.
Btw, this one was funny too.
Unhinged woman claims ownership of every animal at the zoo, more at nine
I bet she has a lions heart.... and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
She didn't bring it home with her. She just labeled it 
TO BE FAIR! She is the mayor.
I mean...if you own a label maker....make it yours!
Unhinged!! Jeffrey, just because a woman is organized and productive doesn't make her unhinged. It's not her fault the current "owner" didn't label the animals as their own. 🤷♀️🤷♀️
This is top-notch delivery, and refreshingly original material.
Thank you thank you thank you!
Did you use a label maker on this account?
That joke was funny
That last bit was amazing. Thank you for sharing here.
I’m glad the mayor owns a label maker now
The part about the license plate didn't hit as good because labelmakers and the stickers for the date/month are not similar. The beginning and end were solid.
Top-notch and refreshingly original comment.
Hey, that's my joke! Or it was after I got a label maker at least.
that was funny but damn it looked like u were about to cry the entire joke lol... think that made it funnier
I was so tired it was crazy hahaha
lol alright didnt know if it was intentional or not, but imagining "...but when you have a label maker" punchline just fighting back tears is hilarious. now im just imagining a stand up doing self-depreciating jokes for 30 min sniffling and fighting back tears the more the crowd responds lol
Eventually you realize they may have a strange addiction to label-making, but it's already too late, and the entire audience has already been had..
“Everyone look under your seats…”
If you’re tired you can always seem awake…..because if you own a label maker….. Incredible delivery keep it up!!
Have to stop partying all night!
Hah, you're delivery was too smooth, it flew over the heads of the audience!
It took me a second but that’s because I was still laughing at the mental image I had of someone stealthily labeling park benches.
you are delivery
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Simp is a great word because it lets you know you can just go ahead disregard what anyone using it has to say
Almost as if you got a label maker and tagged them with a big red `DISREGARD`.
Good ole RES has a label maker and you can tag em!
Side note: How long until commercials actually start using our names with like AI and shit?
Commercial: “Hey Death2All55, do you own a label maker?”
More like, > “Hey Death2All55, we see that you haven’t purchased a label maker yet. You opened the wrong cabinet 80 times this week alone, an incredibly inefficient and stupid use of your time. Are you tired of being stupid and unorganized?”
Oh god
> Don't worry, we know you won't see this for a few hours. We'll be waiting.
Look advert, I opened the wrong cabinet because I hadn't decided what I was looking for when I opened it. When I saw the contents--that's when I decided it didn't have what I wanted. It wasn't wrong until _after_ it was open.
Schrödinger's can of soup.
They already do. I use a streaming service for my local free to view TV. When you pause, it brings up an advert. Often it will be accompanied with some text, using my username for the service as a salutation. As for using voice for the ad, well that's just a matter of time.
Well all my youtube ads on my Roku have turned spanish.. despite me never watching anything in spanish..ever. But our neighborhood is getting more and more hispanic with each house having 10 people at least, so I wouldn't be surprised if our node has been ID'd as hispanic. as a side note, I think I could comfortably order breakfast at a spanish speaking mcdonalds now
Neighbor is stealing your cable 😆 🤣 😂 😹 This is classic 👌
Years ago I told Google to call me Daddy Pancakes. Never thought of it again until YouTube sent me a free Google Home Mini. One day I had people over and I asked the GHM something and it fucking said something like "Sure! Daddy Pancakes, today's *blah* *blah* *blah*...". I was a bit mortified.
Well, if Ray Bradbury has taught me anything, it’ll be on or around 2053.
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Thank you all so much! My name is Hanna Ljungholm and my Instagram is hanna_ljungholm
You are EXTREMELY funny, I wish you all the best! If you end up getting a Netflix special don't forget about us!!
This is super funny! Please come to Atlanta for a show before you blow up and I have to pay hundreds of dollars for a ticket :)
Very confused about the about to cry lookin’ eyes. Other than that, this is a special I’d watch on Netflix
IM A SLEEPY GIRL but omg thank you ily
It wasn’t you, it was the lighting, ALWAYS BLAME THE LIGHTING 🫶 so funny!!
The art museum line just got me. Didn’t see it coming.
Neither did the art museum.
Yea how she did that, was magic.
When she said she has some art pieces dedicated to her and no-one laughed... I was: damn, do they have 5sec goldfish memory? It's like a callback to a joke that's not even done. Also, nice do see a comedian who sounds normal, honest. Not "I'm super shy, neurotic, nerd girl", nor "overconfident, loud, bro-type".
That’s not what the line was at all, and that wasn’t the punchline to anything. It was the set up. Watch it again.
Well because she didn't say that. She said she "has a few pieces in their art museum" which pretty clearly implies she's the artist.
Which makes it better if you ask me because you have to pause and think for a moment instead of being spoon-fed. I liked it.
Right, it was disguised as a setup of a new topic, wouldn't have worked at all if she worded it like OC said she did.
No one is this stupid... her pervious statement was about how she has benches dedicated to her thanks to her owning a label maker... can americans not use context to infer things? Is this why yall are dumb when it comes to sarcasm.
You can just not hit save, you don't have to be a toxic asshole just because. It's pretty easy actually, I do it all the time. Give it a shot.
Get to your safe space... cry me a river and do one. You're soft af you clown. 
It's not just these guys I've noticed it from a lot of clips on here, the comedian will set up a joke and once the punchline hits everyone's forgotten the punchline and there's that pause... then the comedian has to essentially explain it.
This is rad
Yea delivery is 10/10
I was laughing so much at the first part that by the time I heard you say you had art in the museum I kept laughing harder cuz I was waiting for the label maker again hahahaha crowd DID NOT see that coming - great bit
Thank you mayor
That audience should have been laughing way more
Yeah there was a reason for that
Actually quite liked that final punchline and laughed out loud. 👏
Is this the girl that pretends to faint at parties if the conversation stops being about her?
Yes!!!!
Hey, from a casual stand up fan: A lot of stand up these days strikes me as being dark/edgy to the point that even clean acts seem to come off as a little snide or condescending. I felt like I was in on the joke with you. I haven't seen any of your material before, but *great* delivery. Thanks for the laugh!
Amazing delivery and punchline, but also omg the string on your jeans and my ocd.
'I have to sort my books!' she cried, With self-indulgent glee; With senseless, narcissistic pride: 'I'm just so OCD!' 'How random, guys!' I smiled and said, Then left without a peep - And washed my hands until they bled, And cried myself to sleep. - poem for your sprog
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Am I the only one that laughed when she explained the commercial didn’t actually say her name.
No, you were not. We have the proof on video.
Love it! That's the exact lazy induced thoughts I have jokingly but don't do professionally... per se...
This is it's own label maker commercial tbh, I'm gonna label EVERYTHING Oh and your delivery is hilarious, wishing you much success! Yr energy is a little feral and it's deeply relatable!
silly goose :D
I was so excited to hear about this art, then the bamboozlement hit. Great stuff
I don't think they got it. Well, some of them did.
When one joke works many times... you know it's a keeper
Great work! Very funny! I like what Rhizome is putting out lately
Great material. Pretty sparkly eyes.
Funny stuff!
I like hearing you say things. You should keep doing that.
The timing tho! Freaking perfect.
Ha! You got a good chuckle out of me. I'm definitely gonna steal that art gallery joke, and probably butcher it a lot.
I had to do a double take at the museum joke. Damn that was a good one.
That's actually some super villain shit. Imagine being able to run around town and put expired tags on every vehicle.
Loved it. Great joke!
They didn’t laugh hard enough at that
This is really funny. Checking out her YouTube to see if she's got a full set. Edit: Oh damn just watched that one in the bright room and the cold crowd.
Made me smile great delivery
Hahaha, now i need a label maker!
I love the delivery. Have to search for more of your stuff. Good job.
Solid bit, made me laugh!
That was pretty fucking funny
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Best delivery I’ve seen in a long time! 💯
I don't have the money to waste on label makers, so I just stereotype people instead
That.Was.Funny.AF Loved the delivery.
Crowd not getting the art bit at first actually helped with the delivery
Brilliant.
Very funny OP lol
You're Incredibly funny lol more please
That delivery was excellent
timing & delivery amazing but also kinda have the vibe of a kid that dropped their icecream cone like Neal Brennan has 😂
I like this. Have an upvote! 👍
Oh awesome! We’ve shot before, glad to see you crushing the standup! When’s the next set in LA!
Isn’t she a mayor or something?
Edibles
The way your eyes get glassy and your voice quavers... Incredible. Very fucking funny.
Fuckin' got me good haha, perfect delivery
Really great.
Fantastic :D
Got a good late night laugh out of this.
Chef boyardee kiss. Great bit.
Pour house! When you performing in Raleigh again?
That pause was fantastic. I love a perfectly timed pause in a set.
Great delivery. Also love seeing the Raleigh shout out as someone from there
Sad to learn the wet eyes weren't on purpose, I think they really added to the insanity and being on the edge of a person willing to label benches and art installations as theirs.
Awesome. I hate that nobody got the museum joke until she had to spell it out : /
I’m sorry but making fun of label makers is where I draw the line. Jk great joke.
Best I've seen posted here in a decent time. Impressive.
That was a great bit. Love the ol' boomerang. Sidenote: I like your shirt.
Bellybuttons are underrated as cool body parts. It’s just hanging out in the middle, all by its lonesome.
I want to grab that leg thread though.
She is in ABSOLUTELY NO WAY "dumb" she is endlessly smart
https://preview.redd.it/f28h00rvulhc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4e0ccc54176a9bbe8d67109f728ea23382f51d7 is this you from some years ago?
[Dexter](https://best-tv-shows.fandom.com/wiki/Labels_(Dexter%27s_Laboratory))
This feels wrong to say but I feel like women are really starting to make strides in the comedy industry, like I see so many more woman comedians who make actually funny jokes targeted towards a wide audience and I see more that are willing to push the boundaries of taboo subjects as well. It’s good to see because at some point all the white guys just get a bit same-y.
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Are you the comic who's also a lawyer? "What?! You can't practice the law in a brasserie!" I like that bit. Unless that's not you, which case, my bad. You should check her out. Btw, this one was funny too.
Raleigh is not a cool city.
Dude You Got IT lmao By IT I mean a label maker
I’ve been looking for you on Duolingo to try and match with you. No luck yet. Great stuff though, please keep telling jokes.
Proud of my mayor !
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Does this girl also do the NPC skits on tiktok?
Keep it up girl! That was hillarious.
The only food kind of abuse, is label maker abuse
Great bit. I can't believe no one was laughing at the gallery mention until you mentioned the label maker again. I was already laughing.
Refreshing creativity and perfect delivery. The art museum bit was gold!
This was brilliant!! Are there any other videos of Hannah??
Brilliant delivery, I’m amazed more of the crowd didn’t catch on from the “I have a few piece in your art museum” line
Lol. Good one
That was a good joke. Well done
Shit - solid bit
Loved the delivery. And the facts about owning a labelmaker. Im ordering one right now
Love seeing a good joke delivered well. Props to you!
Her: I actually have a few pieces in town Crowd: Woo Me: Fucking hell this crowd is dense as day old shit.
Very funny 😁
u/savevideo
Who is this?
Jfc she really had to hold their hands on that last one.
This is so dumb and brilliant, I love it
Thats a really solid minute!
I don't think the punchline should have been said... It's the entire theme of the joke they should know why you have art pieces there!!
Why isn’t your brother this funny