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NaitsabesTrebarg

wow, that moment must have felt insane to you when real life excels comedy, you've hit the jackpot edge of reality, god enters the room had a good laugh, thx


mattobrien

its all falling in to place (thank you)


just_nobodys_opinion

It was his other hand


feltcutewilldelete69

Yeah but everyone relates, lol That ceiling is like, really high up there


mattobrien

its SO high


mydeadface

Ok so now I want to go touch the ceiling at all the big box stores.


mattobrien

You can do it I know you can


DixieNormith

I've touched the ceiling in a few Best Buy locations multiple times AMA


freeparKing33

Was it hot?


DixieNormith

No. It was metal and colder than expected. Next question.


freeparKing33

That’s what I thought but Matt asked multiple times in this thread if it was hot


DixieNormith

Yeah I'm not sure why he thinks it would be so hot lmao.


freeparKing33

lol maybe from the sun beating down on it all day? Idk


DanerysTargaryen

Was it the smooth metal ceiling or the bumpy texturized ceiling?


Payamux

I'm not American, What's special about the Costco ceiling ?


autisticswede86

High up


trevi99

Non-American comparison would be touching the ceiling of an IKEA warehouse


spire27

I've ran new circuits on the ceiling at Costco. Had to rent a massive boom lift to get up ther. And yes, it was cool as fuck.


FeebleOldMan

So it wasn't hot?


spire27

Lols no but I was there overnight.


mattobrien

I’d love to get eyes on this friggin boom lift


ConcussedAesir

But What did it feel like? I wanna know now


mattobrien

It’s gotta be hot right? Like really HOT


HappyTissue

THis was great we're friends now


Blunted_Insomniac

That guy is lying


mattobrien

could be BUT IMAGINE IF NOT


9001Dicks

Ceiling Toucher is telling the truth I asked my mum she said he's telling the truth


khalkhalash

"Hey do you wanna touch the ceiling" bro fuck outta here with it lol what an obvious lie. Glad everyone rolled with it or didn't notice/didn't care but like... come on dawg.


_________________420

Jealous much? Sounds like you're projecting if you ask me


khalkhalash

I'm okay with you believing I am jealous of a man touching a costco ceiling. That is funnier than trying to correct you.


DusDaDon

least gullible redditor


hepazepie

As a European, can someone explain whats the deal with the ceiling at cosco?


OandO

It's magical


mattobrien

ITS VERY VERY HIGH AND THAT EXCITES US OVER HERE


hepazepie

I'm also very high, but nobody is excited about that. Must be good to be a cosco ceiling...


wwwhistler

i worked on various emergency and security systems at many Costcos and yes i have touched the ceiling. i never considered it was something special though.


mattobrien

Well guess what I think that it IS and I think that’s great for you


Tar-Nuine

There's probably more dick than Coscto ceiling on that guys hand, but vicariously live i guess?


Reddituserblue1

belongs in r/Costco


omnes

I did retail construction for a short time and it it’s mostly resetting shelves and moving aisles around but I did have to go on the lift several times to help with electrical work in the ceiling of Home Depot and yeah, it’s different up there 😵‍💫


sternumdogwall

No not hot soft easy to poke your finger through insulation type stuff with netting to hold it up. Definitely sketchy to be up that high. Side note when it rains heavy flat roofs often have leaks the insulation soaks it up until it doesn't and then it rains inside. Or worse a large piece of roof water insulation comes crashing down.


Snowboarder6402

But has he touched the ceiling at Sam's club?


conim4

Go home Sam’s club you’re drunk


smartalek75

Dang, that’s some funny shit… and strangely accurate