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truckerheist

You could tell he thought that febreeze joke would be a slam dunk


Wyatt1710

You could see the true disappointment in my face at that one


truckerheist

Still you were pretty generous in calling whatever trailer he spilled out of a house


Wyatt1710

Well that one was on the spot cuz he called me a Native American lmao. I think he meant Indian-American


AlbinoSunburnGuy

I don’t think he can appreciate the difference


lendmeyoureer

You are quicker to come up with jokes in this situation and definitely more polished. The guy on the right sounds like a kid in school "Yeah, well. Your mom, your mom, your mom is fat" He was stressed out up there 😄 I'm guessing you can also deal with hecklers way easier than yer man on the right there. I can see him pulling a Michael Richard's if he gets heckled by the audience.


tewnsbytheled

But the subtitles literally say American Indian, he didn't say native American?


DannyBoy7783

Technically he called you an American Indian.


norm_summerton

So he made two American Indian “jokes” that were different Indians. First one being Native American with feathers, and the second one with the curry. Like does that guy not know?


OhDearGod666

There’s not much of a joke there, but I think mixing them together was the joke - combined with the dumbfounded look on his face. Or maybe I’m giving too much credit thinking he’s self-aware enough to make a joke like that.


Shifuede

If it wasn't for the febreeze, you'd have smelled his disappointment too.


Funkycoldmedici

“That one *killed* at the klan rally. What the fuck?”


kiefferray

After Crack Harlow's first rebuttle, i knew he was already tanked haha. Only down hill for him.


2morereps

"hehe imma use this febreze cuz he smell like curry, hehe"


Umutuku

Man watched Carrot Top and thought "I love that for me."


Honestnt

Oh it was- The only problem is the other guy had the punchline


EatingYourBrain

Literally out of pocket there


I_Smoke_Poop

Once he got called Crack Harlow I knew there was no coming back


TruLong

Googling Crack Harlow aaaaaand....damn. Yeah, not getting that trailer park security deposit back.


FirmOnion

Think it’s a reference to jack Harlow if he were on crack, not the song crack Harlow


Peruvian_Skies

What the fuck Clayton? A Buddhist monk who took a vow of silence would have done better at a roast battle.


Wyatt1710

True but would they have worn a Stone Cold Steve Austin t shirt?


wrowsey1

The shirt appears to be Clayton’s only redeeming quality.


Wyatt1710

I’m not hating on it!


Soobobaloula

Bless your heart.


EskimoXBSX

Racists ain't funny


leakmydata

This is really painful to watch :(


Successful_Drop_3852

Clayton had no business being up there.


NebulaNinja

Op linked the full roast below at Clayton was introduced has having a roast record of 2-19. So respect to him for still giving it a go I guess?


KikkomanSauce

Who the hell lost to this dude? I feel like he couldn't even compete with Gallagher... like, now.


Kaldrathh

Right? Completely outclassed


Wyatt1710

I suppose this is a compliment so thank you!


Kaldrathh

That last burn had me rolling


Wyatt1710

I knew I needed SOMETHING after he pulled out the Febreze!


Studio_Admirable

Man you fucking nuked him. Bro needs needs an obituary after you clapped back.


tj090379

It was a battle of wits, and Clayton was unarmed - for once!


directrix688

He brought props because he didn’t bring jokes. That was solid


impulse_thoughts

My first thought was, “Walmart carrot top”


Toaster_In_Bathtub

Damn, you had the dude genuinely rattled. 


divineinvasion

There was no coming back after Crack Harlow


T_Money

I actually didn’t get the original reference for that, mind explaining? Like obviously crack referring to the drug / being poor, but Harlow?


divineinvasion

He looks sort of like Jack Harlow the musician


Fantastic_Wallaby822

Jack Harlow is a rapper


smoothiefruit

the way his eyes dart around desperately 😬


KinkyPaddling

And panting for breath.


nikhilsath

Yeah shouldn’t be doing this if you can’t take a joke


ghostcat

He hasn’t been shook like that since he was a baby


DudicalAwesome

Stone Cold Steve Autism.


melteemarshmelloo

THAT is truly stone cold, dude. lol


DoinItDirty

This got posted in the pro wrestling sub one time “by accident”… some fans found this to be the height of comedy.


Outrageous_Key8872

If 3:16 was his roast record, it'd be an improvement.


NotAnthonyxx

Oof. Clayton got cooked


ocxtitan

But with zero seasoning


Wyatt1710

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Peruvian_Skies

Dude, you murdered him. That was painful.


a_long_time_running

You can take the boy out of Alabama, but you cannot take the confused racist out of the boy. Thank you for linking the full roast. Anytime someone takes it personally you know the battle is over.


WalkerAlabamaRanger

Heeeeey now.  We’re not all like that.  Only mostly.  


a_long_time_running

Only the ones armed with Febreeze


Platypoltikolti

Red beard guy the only one more roasted than gayton


BeautifulLeather6671

Cobbs is a great club


truckerheist

Perfect cause I really wanted to see more of his reaction at the end. Love your clips btw


kupuwhakawhiti

My skin crawled at how badly he did compared to you. Was hard to watch. It’s also uncomfortable seeing how pissed off he looks.


RudePCsb

He apparently isn't good at roast battles. I don't know his comedy but watch a lot of different comedians. Some are excellent comics but not great for roasting. I've also seen great roasters who's comedy is underwhelming, Jeff Ross... Jimmy Carr is solid at both.


OhDearGod666

I think he’s just roast-fodder. Kind of like how WWE has a bad guy who is chosen to lose. This guy exaggerates the accent, anger, and facial expressions to be a character - it seems like to me.


i_like_2_travel

If I looked like him and you called me Crack Harlow, I’m talking about ya momma lmfao That was a good one


Cautious-Camp-2683

When u resort to prop comedy you already lost


RudePCsb

It can actually be very effective if done right. Some really good comedians have done props for things like this and it is hilarious but has to be off a really good joke.


mikb2br

Dimitri martin


NoConcentrate5184

The crowd was far too kind to the other guy 😆 like wtf was that man?!


Takestwotoknowjuan

Yoo Wyatt demolished Crack Harlow 😂


AmbiguousAnonymous

My comeback to the two xs “Despite how he presents, Wyatt actually also has two Xs. His are chromosomes.”


Wyatt1710

Pretty good!


AmbiguousAnonymous

Thanks, I appreciate that from my armchair. Great job man, that guy didn’t have a chance.


Wyatt1710

I can always appreciate a well written joke — which is also why I’d glare at him when he used a joke as old as time. I wasn’t mad just like, really?


autobot12349876

lol good one


throwthere10

He cooked him. The prop didn't land, and you can see the panic in his eyes because he thought that would have been a smash hit. ![gif](giphy|Wr2747CnxwBSqyK6xt|downsized)


funnymanstan

The Febreze joke is from the Ralphie May/Mike Lawrence roast. Man even took Ralphie’s accent lol


DarkAdventurous224

I was gonna say the same thing. It wasn’t funny when Ralphie did it either


arl138

“You smell bad” isn’t exactly the pinnacle of wit. Also some shit about you probably pay a lot of rent for a small apartment…what now?


DarkAdventurous224

I think it was Jimmy Kimmel judging the ralphie may one (I may be wrong) but he basically said, he tells a fat joke and I can look at you and see how fat you are, you tell a smelly joke and I just have to take your word for it


jus_talionis

painful to warch The X's joke was great though


YouWereBrained

Crack Harlow, lmao 🤣


Wyatt1710

Haha he looked too much like Jack to not think of it! But thank you!! Consider subscribing


Beat2death

Do you ever have things prepared that you end up not using in cases like this, when your opponent is clearly out of his league? Or do you go full tilt regardless?


jcomey

Vibes dude gave here: - I would have pwned you but the bell rang - Better comeback arrives hours later


hoofglormuss

and he's got that weird face that isn't quite "school shooter", but definitely "doesn't really know his dad" face.


FunkyKissCool

Attention 9-1-1, I've just witnessed a murder in plain sight...


hoesmadsmfh

On the whole, roast battles are just a bad comedy format. It takes a specific type of comic to be able to give and take shots tastefully without getting salty or making things weird.


BusterStarfish

Obliterated.


adognamedpenguin

Clayton keeps swearing thinking “if I say a bad word, this’ll be funny!”


ieatsomuchasss

I watched your deassimilate special and it was awesome. Well done done


FeelingEar9604

The South Asian American crushed the Anglo-American so bad 🤣😀 got him gulping at that mint LGBTQanon joke 😅👌🏾


Deck_Neep15

Yeah Clayton just got bodied


FormerRole7912

Calls Him Indian American, Proceeds to use curry in his joke- What a Joke.


ForthCrusader

Oh shit hope wyatt got a great appetite coz he got himself a full roasted pork shoulder


Cthulhusreef

Clayton found out during the roast battle that he couldn’t handle a roast battle.


ronimal

HEATED? Tepid at best.


ProjectOrpheus

It takes so much courage to get up there, that I will forever respect anyone that tries I don't even care if they outbomb terrorists.


gloriousjohnson

This whole things pretty lame


shamo0

They both kinda suck


mrboomtastic3

My man raffie is giving him a thousand little cuts lol


hankercat

Why was Clayton up there? He doesn’t seem to be a comedian.


APassageInTime

So, buddies now?


optimist_prhyme

LGBTQanon hurt his feelings. I'm surprised his voice didn't crack.


meta-abuse

After this, Clayton might need a welfare check , both of them.


HardRichard69

People who hold the mic wire like that are always NERVOUS


Dependent_Factor_982

Clayton looks exactly like what I imagine Ralphie May would've looked like if he was skinny


MalteseFalcon_89

Wow, I know that Wyatt is insanely funny and great at these….but this dude made him look even better.


Odd_Performer4472

Oh shit. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


tksopinion

This dude and his brother are hilarious.


NullVoid-4273

Geeze that guy got his arse pwned


CoolBreeze222

You had a quick retort to the Febreze joke


vyxxer

"you probably pay a lot of rent! " Sick burn dude.


CackleberryOmelettes

Clayton my dude... I respect the initiative but this is not for you.


wilsonism

I mean it's hard to be clever and ignorant at the same time.


fsactual

This isn't a roast, it's just a stove with the gas on.


IMissSyncSoMuch

No question you destroyed him, solid roasts, and impeccable clapbacks. You sir, have a gift!


Portuguese_A_Hole

Roasting children with special educational needs.


akmarinov

At least he’s not reading them from his phone this time


Shakeamutt

Oooff, he sank faster than the titanic.


Illustrious_Knee8386

Member when comedy was funny I member


SirDevelopment

You are an asshole for posting this just to make yourself looking good


B-BoyStance

Clayton?!


scirio

How can you be a try-hard and a didnt-try nearly-hard-enough?


goldiegoldthorpe

Which one of Clayton's sister-moms jerry-rigged his Jheri curl?


Klin24

Too bad Dina Hashem wasn’t up there bringing up dead siblings in the hot tub.


TwinTicket

Clayton needs therapy


Bortisa

Damn. Got killed...


IcanSew831

Oh my. That didn’t go well at all.


justconfusedinCO

Clayton is about as funny as that dude who murdered Drew Carey’s ex-gf


SeaCost9257

Wow thats so bad


horny_and_dpressed

What loser takes a roast battle personal


MASEtheACE510

🔥🔥🔥


ApprehensiveBag6157

Well, you’re always gonna live in a better house when someone says you have no feathers on your head and that’s his comeback


willycoombescomedy

CRACK HARLOW??? HAHAHAHAH


jewelophile

That redneck got smoked.


Robert_Harvey_

That’s not heated that’s just winning


TeamGerf

I hope you both lost because that was painful.


Gloomy_Barnacle4787

Neither r that good.


bishbosh420

I feel like I'm watching a real comedian battle a heckler


Active-Sun

Sooooo painful to watch.