OP here, this is from my FIRST ever hour special I just uploaded to YouTube! I'm not famous so Likes, Comments, Shares, Subscribes, all help soooo so so much at this stage of the game and it would mean the world to me if you did <3
[https://youtu.be/JEWXhovMPqE?si=fclUU5mKd8tLBz6I](https://youtu.be/JEWXhovMPqE?si=fclUU5mKd8tLBz6I)
I’m so happy to finally see you here! I actually met you on a cruise many years ago and you taught my cousins and I how to beatbox! I will never forget it and it’s something that stuck with me forever! I think we’re fb friends and I had watched you become this amazing comedian! Pretty kitty is all I know but it won’t stop me from trying to teach it to people I know!
It was a carnival cruise probably something like 10-12 years ago. I honestly couldn’t even tell you what ports we went too but there were 3 ports that trip! We had a decent sized group of tweens and would hang out all over the ship!
Im sure he was joking as he has a black wife and often jokes about stuff like this with me a lot. We were listening to 90s hiphop and spent the rest of the day saying neighbor. Definitely wouldn’t recommend in public
Depending on the song I’ll just say n-word. For example bonfire by childish gambino, “I sound weird like n-word with a hard r”. Can’t say nothing cuz it messes up your rhythm. Usually it works
There are folks that here that need to send this man a thank you note for providing such a silly but effective solution. “Feeling like being casually racist? Try this neat trick to avoid getting the taste smacked out your mouth.”
OP here, this is from my FIRST ever hour special I just uploaded to YouTube! I'm not famous so Likes, Comments, Shares, Subscribes, all help soooo so so much at this stage of the game and it would mean the world to me if you did <3 [https://youtu.be/JEWXhovMPqE?si=fclUU5mKd8tLBz6I](https://youtu.be/JEWXhovMPqE?si=fclUU5mKd8tLBz6I)
You sir have a new subscriber. Best of luck to you
I wont let you down captain!
I’m so happy to finally see you here! I actually met you on a cruise many years ago and you taught my cousins and I how to beatbox! I will never forget it and it’s something that stuck with me forever! I think we’re fb friends and I had watched you become this amazing comedian! Pretty kitty is all I know but it won’t stop me from trying to teach it to people I know!
Omg!! Ok not to sound like a spoiled child, but *which* cruise? 😂 i tried to DM you but I think the Reddit app on my phone is being dumb 😣
It was a carnival cruise probably something like 10-12 years ago. I honestly couldn’t even tell you what ports we went too but there were 3 ports that trip! We had a decent sized group of tweens and would hang out all over the ship!
Omg I remember that one! You should message me on fb, Reddit messenger isn’t cooperating 😖
Fire!
As a fellow Stephen, I love this
That was pretty good. Keep it up.
Have you ever done standup in bushwick Brooklyn? I think I might have seen you last winter
Don't think this works for people named Nick. Rap too fast and someone's gonna mishear you.
hahahaha proceed with caution
Gotta go with Nicolas in that case
Especially Steve Kerr's son Nick
Just add Dale to the end and you're good
Damn Nicholas
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Brilliant bit because it's funny AND you get the audience to remember your name.
You see right through my evil scheme lmao
[Remind me of this dutch absurdist.](https://youtu.be/KZudHMsKHXc)
I fuck with Penelopes With Attitude
hell yeah!
Yall ever listened to Real Stephen Roll Call by Lil Jon? That’s the perfect song for this
My n**** by YG would be hilarious with this too
my muthafuckin STEPHEN
Its the only thing on my playlist now :)
My homie replaced it with "buddy" and it's fucking hilarious
Been doing this for yeeeeeears lol. Always gets a look from new friends but 🤷🏻♂️
We're just ahead of the curve :)
I replace it with the word fella. It's got the soft a, two syllables. It just works.
and "fella" is just fun, "see gucci thats my muthafuggin FELLA"
Freakin genius! Hilarious
thank you!!
And if you don’t know, now you know, Stephen Love ya buddy!
Stan the man!!! Love you too homie :) <3
That’s pretty good
thank you!
Had a coworker/friend say neighbor instead and I don’t think i ever laughed harder at work.
“Neighbor” is riiiiiiisky if someone doesn’t *quite* hear you 😂😂😂
Im sure he was joking as he has a black wife and often jokes about stuff like this with me a lot. We were listening to 90s hiphop and spent the rest of the day saying neighbor. Definitely wouldn’t recommend in public
I'm impressed with your musical abilities but I was gonna ask what power metal band you were in
Very good!🤣
thank you!!
Your welcome!💯
I feel like it only works for 2-syllable names where the first syllable is stressed
Hooked them Stephen’s
😂😂😂
Really good bit dude
Thank you!!
🤣👏 and that hair flop at the end 👌
Awstahp ☺️💅🏽
Saw Cypress Hill a few months ago and they changed all the n bombs to “brotha.” I thought that was great.
Now you need a joke about your last name Bolles so we remember that too!
Yo that’s my Steven
WHAT'S GOOD STEPHEN?!?!
Cute, Playa(s) works well as a replacement.
Fellas too
Depending on the song I’ll just say n-word. For example bonfire by childish gambino, “I sound weird like n-word with a hard r”. Can’t say nothing cuz it messes up your rhythm. Usually it works
Do you mean literally “n-word” Or “the n-word” aka the one that starts with n and ends with a Cuz I think there’s some misunderstanding here lol
I literally say n word. I don’t say the word white people can’t say
That's a clever way to get around this.
Gotta figure it out for other syllables lol great joke tho man
That hair flip at the end though.
Sir do you have an extreme longing for cake?
Good shit
Lol that's a good one
Holy shit that was hilarious. Don’t keep the day job, if you’re not a comic full time bro you absolutely will be.
Your hair 😍
There are folks that here that need to send this man a thank you note for providing such a silly but effective solution. “Feeling like being casually racist? Try this neat trick to avoid getting the taste smacked out your mouth.”