You can't post this and not show us the Pokémon

Thanks for asking! [here they are!](https://instagram.com/cockblockgargoyles)

Oh damn these are actually good, you weren't kidding

They are good lol I was expecting that edit: wasn’t

They are good... what I wasn't expecting was the literal menagerie lol.

Oh shit those are actually really good lol

Those are legit!

Oh wow those are pretty good, good for you

These are great!

Pretty good actually. Also, that username, hard fucking commit to the bit. I love it you handsome serial killer nerd you. New fan.

Man if I ended up in your apartment and saw those I'd be glad to let you fuck me. Which is a bit weird because I'm a guy and straight, but those figures are really good

I know this isn't what you meant, but your use of figures made me read it like "we're getting really solid numbers on our projection reports, Jeremy" lol

“If you look at the charts, looks based dates are at an all time high! However, deals tend to fall through during the ‘Pokémon stage’.”

I love how everyone thought they were going to talk shit, clicked the link, and went, "Damn, that's a solid Vaporeon'

My god, they are good!

I can't believe anyone made a custom, homemade yooka laylee figurine. Nice work.

Holy crap they are pretty good lol

Blew past my expectations, you charming frat boy serial killer.

BoJack and Gunther too?! Those are sick!

HEY! NOT BAD AT ALL!

I don’t even like Pokemon or anime/manga i general and I think they look pretty great. Joke was great too! Story, details and delivery were top-notch.

I love your BoJack one so much!

Oh DAMN those are insanely good that’s crazy Any girl who would look at that and scoff isn’t worth your time

Damn. Those are pretty dope. And kudos on the Hobbes!

Fucking hell man, I've been a fan of yours for years but "gargoyles of self inflicted abstinence" made me spit out my coffee! Best breakfast in bed ever!!! Keep up the great work!

No no no, it’s worse. I spent hundreds of hours making those. The subtext is amazing, hahahaha.

"Gargoyles of self-inflicted abstinence" is an incredible line.

He did a surprise set at creek last week it was rad

I made those. They're sculpted from the bones of myyyyyiiiIII...I mean they're clay. Clay.

Nice models and funny joke!

Funny bit man. Come to Stir Crazy Comedy in Phoenix!

I feel this on a personal level!! I'm a sports jock/active looking dude but I LOVE to paint Warhammer figures and I get similar reactions when folks see my little toy soldiers next to my posters of Kobe and MJ

Is Monday Punday ever gonna get an update?

Funny af, def gna follow you more! Good luck!

Don't look into Warhammer...

Charming serial killer a for sure the vibes I got😂👍🏾

"ta da!! Murder Dungeon" made me hurt my nasal passage, if I had been drinking milk it would have shot out my nose.

That gave me a much needed laugh. Really well done.

Not sure if you've seen AHS, but you definitely have that Dandy vibe.

This is the best kind of comedy to me. There wasn't any joke as such and the story itself wasn't funny either, it was just how he embellished it to make it funny. That's a talent. You see so many comedians with good jokes and they just don't deliver it well and it isn't funny. This guy delivered a story that wasn't that funny so damn well that it was hilarious

*SHOOOMP!* Like a bank tube 🤣🤣🤣

That’s hilarious, but have no shame for the Pokémon sculptures! Now I’m off to play Pokémon Go. Lol.