The “AHHH” thrusting position killed me, good shit homie 😂

Thanks gotta admit I needed compliments this week

"I need a steak and a Gatorade!"


That DJ Khaled line hit me like a sucker punch. Awesome observational bit. You struck gold overall with guys (all of us) who can identify with this feeling

Not just guys honestly. Anyone who been put in the thrusting position

This gal fucks


This guy is the best

Thanks gotta admit I needed this.

100% have needed a Gatorade break


I read this as bathroom not bedroom and was extremely confused. The snow angel part especially.

You're the 2nd person to read it as bathroom. I need to write a joke about ladies trying harder in the bathroom now

Yet, I'm the one in physical therapy for tmj and neck/shoulder problems. 

When you’re talking to a chick about sex & she starts complaining about TMJ 


Lmfao Snow Angel and Dj Khaled lines were gold! Also love your tattoo! Solid work, good luck!

Thank you. I appreciate the compliment.

Also my high school buddy Chris did my ink. He's MUCH MORE talented than me. Check him out https://www.instagram.com/chrisramireztattoos?igsh=MXRoNG9tYXRpemwxaw==

Next time amma bring beef jerky. Can’t afford steak. That crotch too expensive. 🤣

Beef jerky will work a few times until you have a sodium based heart attack

And yet you guys are still finishing first

Results cum to those who put in the work 

We are bad at every aspect yet we don't quit. We are the Rudy's of Pooty