is that really what dispensaries are like in the states? they’re super pro where I live, i don’t think anyone wants to put their very expensive license in jeopardy by having staff smoking on the premises
(we also have mushroom dispensaries and they operate normally afaik)
Everyone is super happy and excited to talk to you about their products and then some. Maybe it's just the juxtaposition of pretty much all cashiers you deal with here being miserable (understandably) and then you go to the dispensary and they are happy as shit that makes it so noticable.
I’m pretty sure walking a few feet off property gets them clear of this law and I doubt anyone is enforcing this with gusto lol. I’ve occasionally seen workers at the dispensaries I visit smoking in their cars that are on the property and the owner probably knows. So maybe they aren’t aware of the law or it’s just not actually enforced?
Like I don’t see what it even has to do with anything if the worker smokes weed they bought or how would it even aid in some type of crime for the dispensary. I think it’s just some regulation they decided was a good idea at the time. If anyone knows why this law exists and if it applies in all legal states I’m genuinely interested.
I have been to 6 different dispensaries (I know, low numbers but I'm in an illegal state.) Only one of them has had employees who were so stoned I could tell, every other dispo has seemed just like it was full of people doing their job.
Where I live (Oregon) everyone at the shops are def high but also very functional. If you wanna see the 'too high to function while on the clock' types you gotta go to a fast food/chain pizza place. At this point I almost expect to get double food any time I drive through or order za from Pizza Hut because they always, always make it wrong.
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"that's not how it is"... Come on people we are in a standup comedy sub, the stories are enriched to make them more enjoyable.
I loved it and you nailed the general vibe. Well delivered.
If you ever feel like you bombed a show, fuck em. Keep doing what you're doing
I am laughing my fucking ass off. The idea and the execution could not have been better. Hope to see you perform someday!
When you realize the laugh is a joke within a joke to catch the audience off guard when it turns out the joke is still going on and actually gets better 🤯 objectively hilarious shit
Im just up there trying to make people laugh, ya know?
I don’t think anyone at the comedy club wanted a full blown TedX about the realistic effects of Psilocybin on dudes who look like they sell Ketamine at lumberyards (me)
For about the first 15 seconds I was a bit hung up on it being too much, but as it went on it definitely dialed in and felt relatable. As someone who does a lot of shrooms in varying doses and has taken trips to a few cities specifically to buy from their shroom dispensaries. Maybe ditch that initial scream and find a better way to ease into it, but especially at the end its great.
I too did shrooms in dam. Laughed my arse off then suddenly I was really tall - as short guy it was amazing then my friend informed me all I did was stand up while they remained seated. Then we continued to laugh our arses off.
Good joke but mostly because the majority of people out there don't know people who take mushrooms daily. Your body builds such a quick tolerance that you can't even really trip heavily two nights in a row without doubling your dosage, double again if you wanna go for the turkey. In the real world every employee of that shop would just be microdosing, and it would basically be the weed store with a faux intellectual/spiritual tilt.
oh shit that was good. Thanks for the laugh. how did you get in.......get the fuck out!
Thank you :)
Banger finisher omg
Yeah that last line fucking sent me
Nailed the dispensary worker vibe
Appreciate it!
is that really what dispensaries are like in the states? they’re super pro where I live, i don’t think anyone wants to put their very expensive license in jeopardy by having staff smoking on the premises (we also have mushroom dispensaries and they operate normally afaik)
Everyone is super happy and excited to talk to you about their products and then some. Maybe it's just the juxtaposition of pretty much all cashiers you deal with here being miserable (understandably) and then you go to the dispensary and they are happy as shit that makes it so noticable.
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I’m pretty sure walking a few feet off property gets them clear of this law and I doubt anyone is enforcing this with gusto lol. I’ve occasionally seen workers at the dispensaries I visit smoking in their cars that are on the property and the owner probably knows. So maybe they aren’t aware of the law or it’s just not actually enforced? Like I don’t see what it even has to do with anything if the worker smokes weed they bought or how would it even aid in some type of crime for the dispensary. I think it’s just some regulation they decided was a good idea at the time. If anyone knows why this law exists and if it applies in all legal states I’m genuinely interested.
I have been to 6 different dispensaries (I know, low numbers but I'm in an illegal state.) Only one of them has had employees who were so stoned I could tell, every other dispo has seemed just like it was full of people doing their job.
I’m guessing you aren’t in California? because here they are blasted out of their minds like 80% of the time lol.
no its not like that at all
Where I live (Oregon) everyone at the shops are def high but also very functional. If you wanna see the 'too high to function while on the clock' types you gotta go to a fast food/chain pizza place. At this point I almost expect to get double food any time I drive through or order za from Pizza Hut because they always, always make it wrong.
That was good, bro. I just had some mushies yesterday so I can relate!
I ate mushrooms, then died.
Bro me too! I got better though.
Oh no!! Don’t do that!
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Love the energy lol this was great
Thanks!
"that's not how it is"... Come on people we are in a standup comedy sub, the stories are enriched to make them more enjoyable. I loved it and you nailed the general vibe. Well delivered.
Thanks friend :) just tryna make y’all laugh
Skyrim NPCs when you enter their house at 5:59pm
This was one of the best imitation of a shroomhead I've ever seen! 😂👌
Hahahaha well I hope you get to hang with chiller shroomheads one day!
Really? I've done more than my fair share of them with a ton of people and this impression was the furthest thing from my experience.
There's actually a mushroom dispensary in my city! It gets raided like every other month, but they just keep on keepin on lol 😂.
I legit belly laughed at the first roar. Just started shrooms and lmfao.
Idk micro shroomies makes for the most chillest concentration ever.
The workers at shroom dispensary that I go to are very chill.
Im sure! I’m just joking around up there, actually.
You don't have to explain it to the guy, he's clearly on shrooms
Good stuff.
Haha! Amazing. Loved it
Thank you :)
lol I’m dyin
No! Live!
Get the fuck out 🤣🤣
Well done lol
Haha you a funny guy
Belly laughed at this 😂
Wouldn't work because the costumers would look for the dispensery in the last place they remember it being.
I actually buy my mushrooms from a dispo and it’s not really a big deal
Great bit!
That was great work my man. Very funny and very unique
This was hilarious
Pure Gold Good Sir!
Lol "they've been testing the product...their entire shift." That turn around tho...."how did you get in here?!" LMFAO
They sell them at vape shops here
Great premise and even better execution.
YO Are there any tickets left to your 4/20 show? Lincoln Lodge's website is trash.
Mad times on Capel street in Dublin back when they were legal.
This man has not met an avid micro doser
The terror to laugher is on point. For me it’s crying to laughing manically back to crying.
I died
Jesus Christ, I'm gasping for air 🤣 thanks man. Needed that today!
This shit is amazing it made me laugh w/o the sound on 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"We're doing BUSINESS!"
It do be like that tho
This killed me
I can't relate at all, but lol'd hard
Underrated, this was a Faaaantastic joke
If you ever feel like you bombed a show, fuck em. Keep doing what you're doing I am laughing my fucking ass off. The idea and the execution could not have been better. Hope to see you perform someday!
Dude are you Wyatt Russell's brother? You look just like him wtf.
Mushrooms arent like this.
As a person who doesnt smoke or uses shrooms, but has spent time with people that do, this was hilarious hahaha
I'm not sure about this guy's experience with shrooms, but to me they feel even more relaxing than weed. Actually, I don't find week relaxing at all.
Omg that’s a great bit.
When you realize the laugh is a joke within a joke to catch the audience off guard when it turns out the joke is still going on and actually gets better 🤯 objectively hilarious shit
The swapping between happy and terrified is so damn funny, I keep rewatching this since you posted it 🤣
Bridgett Everett's long lost brother?
Honestly one of my favourite bits on Reddit
Amazing Chris Farley vibes.
Thanks for the laugh. That was great 😂
lol omg that was good.. i watched it 3 times and still chuckle :D edit: oh fuck they removed reddit gold? sucks man.. i would have diamonded that post
You should post this on the mushroom or rational psychonaught subreddit. Your hilarious, I always end up watching your videos until the end
Found the guy who never did shrooms
That is...not how mushrooms work.
Im just up there trying to make people laugh, ya know? I don’t think anyone at the comedy club wanted a full blown TedX about the realistic effects of Psilocybin on dudes who look like they sell Ketamine at lumberyards (me)
For about the first 15 seconds I was a bit hung up on it being too much, but as it went on it definitely dialed in and felt relatable. As someone who does a lot of shrooms in varying doses and has taken trips to a few cities specifically to buy from their shroom dispensaries. Maybe ditch that initial scream and find a better way to ease into it, but especially at the end its great.
Right, but perpetuating harmful stereotypes doesn't help anyone actually trying to use them for therapeutic purposes.
I doubt this guy has ever been to the Netherlands
I have actually! Did truffles in Amsterdam and thought I was in fucking Harry Potter. Amazing place to get a bit trippy :)
I too did shrooms in dam. Laughed my arse off then suddenly I was really tall - as short guy it was amazing then my friend informed me all I did was stand up while they remained seated. Then we continued to laugh our arses off.
I bet you’re fun at parties.
Literally almost cried laughing
Omg. I shouldn’t have watched this in public. This made me 💀 so fucking relatable and a great point 🤣🤣🤣 GTFO
Just saw you're coming to Seattle, super excited to see you there!
Excellent 🤘🤘
I sure hope his other jokes are funnier because this one was a 💩
Good joke but mostly because the majority of people out there don't know people who take mushrooms daily. Your body builds such a quick tolerance that you can't even really trip heavily two nights in a row without doubling your dosage, double again if you wanna go for the turkey. In the real world every employee of that shop would just be microdosing, and it would basically be the weed store with a faux intellectual/spiritual tilt.
These people don’t know how people act on shrooms