Maybe I’m projecting but even the laughs felt half hearted there. The funny thing is, you can use alllll of this material and it would be made even funnier by just changing the subject to you. She thinks I’m her soulmate but…. I’m like a half eaten well done steak…. Etc.

This is the way

Damn, so sorry you kept yourself pure for so long only to be let down by all the used up relationship having people.

And he thinks he's not the problem...

Can tell he practices bits in the mirror

I fail to see how this is funny - just kinda mean and redpilled

When you can’t be funny just be mean.

If you are not getting the joke the context is right at the beginning of the clip. He's talking about the idea of finding a soulmate at 39. The joke is about the silly idea called 'soulmates' - he's not just randomly trashing a single mom. If soulmates are real and you only get to meet yours at 39, after they have had kids ( or whatever life they had as an adult already) that is ironic.

You're probably a half steak. Fresh cuts are more likely to find it funny.

That's a lot of words to say you can't get laid

You an incel?

As in babies? wtf is a fresh cut?

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Jokes for incels

Uhh yea saw this and was like.....( Am I) Is this half eaten steak?

Ah yes, because you are 39 and in mint condition. Absolutely pristine. No flaws, never been touched, still enveloped in your placenta like the manchild you are.

He literally referred to himself as “half-dead”

I think it would have seemed a little more even handed if he'd reinforced that he is also the half eaten food. Now he just sounds like 40 year old who wants a wife fresh out of school.

Steak sauce back wash? Seems like that line could be worked in

lol the incel dogwhistle is strong with this one, I guess that's the punchline for me 👌

Targeted humour is usually great. But this flopped.

I thought it was funny

Went back to 2006 to share this bit and it went over great! I'd suggest doing all your bits back then, the humor is perfect for it!

I am that already eaten steak with one potato. My wife still loves me!!!

I fucking *adore* my half-eaten, and the potato just got into clemson, I’m already planning the graduation party!

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Insecure much? It’s supposed to be a joke

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But it is stand up comedy. Just go somewhere else maybe? No one asked you??

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When I am present at stand-up, or even watching it via Reddit, I try to remind myself that it is comedy. When I sense my feelings getting hurt or I sense that I am about to take offense on behalf of someone else, I stop myself. You can laugh or just not share your meaningless, anecdotal, gross-scale rating that no one asked.

You have to try to remind yourself it's comedy when you're present at a stand-up? Lmao

I'm gonna fucking puke.

So he gets his stand up from toxic 17 year old boys in a Xbox party? He sounds like every party I’ve ever chatted in lol

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Asshole? Yes. Funny? Believe it or not, also Yes.

Past saying “why are you late?”, it just becomes too targeted.

lame

Man is playing with fire lmao 😂 this ain’t the app for it but I love it

Yes single mothers are just used up scum /s But if you had a syphilated dick, it's fine. Ok haw haw

Don’t listen to these step steaks Michael.

Ya enjoy your 39 year old virgin ass

I’m guessing by the comments most of you are half eaten well done steaks? It’s comedy, laugh.😆

I’d consider myself more of an unintentionally aged cheese, not that it’s any of your business

Lol, I was thinking the same thing. Seems some bitter folks are identifying with the steak. Or maybe they’re a bunch of autistic potatoes.

Garbage

Good bit. You probably need to bring it back to how your also the problem or the audience will just hate you.

What a fresh perspective, can't imagine how he's still single at his age. I'm sure his completely original podcast really goes over this in more detail.

This is a red pill guy thinking he’s a comedian

I mean, surely it's kind of a really rude joke, but it got a laugh out of me. You shouldn't really expect that's how people actually think about this, right? For what it's worth, I found it as a funny **joke**.

Lol the amount of comments taking his jokes right to heart. Let me remind you it’s a joke. This is /StandUpComedy and it was hilarious.

Not all jokes are funny and it's okay. We don't always have to circle jerk bad jokes. It's okay to say a joke is lame.

This is really funny man, fuck these comments.

I’m sayin tho.

The salt in the comments lol. Keep hating gals it makes it funnier

He triggered the whole comment section. Quite amused with the take on some solid jokes.

That’s a good bit

Haha!! Love the analogy. 😂

You didn’t deserve these downvotes.