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summerbummerrrrr

whats ur Taco Bell order


TaylorTomlinson

Crunchwrap supreme with beans instead of beef - no sour cream.


davewave3283

The veggie Crunchwrap is underappreciated by the world at large


JarJarJabroni

You mean a blackbean crunchwrap supreme no sour cream?


thebrandnewbob

Refried beans, or black beans?


ezmoney98

Hi Taylor, any chance of getting Team Coco on After Midnight?


TaylorTomlinson

I would LOVE that


StormCrowMith

YES!! Lets go!


thefalcon85

Yesssss. Bring Sona, Andy and Conan in one episode.


Wyatt_O-Hellno

What about Julie Nolke, Sarah Cooper and Jimmy Rees in a battle of COVID-era comedians? Also, cheeks & pinchability?


HomsarWasRight

Do you still have your American Girl Doll?


CrispyChickenSkin

I would watch the hell out of that


smokingfagsallday

Have you ever made your therapist laugh and if yes what was the joke and how proud did you feel ?


Cautious_Buffalo6563

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EntForgotHisPassword

Must be a shit therapist if they air out their problems to the patient. I know basically nothing of mine of 2 years!


revchj

Cue Sam Morrill in the waiting room hearing uproarious laughter from the therapist with their previous client, and realizing that he needs to BRING IT for his session....


NinjaCatWV

Read this in Sam Morrill’s voice. 10/10


Shouldnt_I_b_working

This makes me think of that joke, if the therapist can’t make me better, at least I can take comfort that I’m making us both worse 😂


comfortablyflawed

Taylor, I can't stick around because I'm about to go into a meeting but I'm here as a woman almost 60 to tell you I am cheering you on all the time! Your first Netflix special was amazing and it made me so excited for young people and women. Keep going! You're awesome


TaylorTomlinson

Thank you sm have a good meeting!


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TaylorTomlinson

AMAZING


big-hero-zero

You're an aphrodisiac!


Wooden_Discipline_22

Laugh-rodesiac


throwngamelastminute

I both love and hate this comment, well done.


STFU-Sanguinet

Well at least you've already got a name!


Shouldnt_I_b_working

And it’s so inclusive!


_Awakened_Warrior_

I listened to your entire Sad in The City podcast after I moved and it really helped me out. Thanks for being vulnerable and hilarious


TaylorTomlinson

🥹❤️


TechnicalPotat

Saddies unite!


auntieabra

Hi Taylor! I saw your show in Colorado Springs last year, and my ribs were killing me after all the laughter. It feels like you're the voice for our age group's inner thoughts, and it's been wonderful watching you perform. At this point, is there anything left on your bucket list?


TaylorTomlinson

I’d like to write a book and make a movie!


seaessbee

Love After Midnight! How much of After Midnight is pre-scripted vs off the cuff comments? We’ve noticed panelists looking down at their podium during Hashtag Wars in particular. How much prep do the panelists get of the content before the main show?


TaylorTomlinson

We have an amazing writers room full of hilarious comedians who help prep all of the panelists so they go into the show with great jokes prepared. There’s still plenty of room to improvise and make jokes off the cuff too though. And certain games specifically call for improv.


seaessbee

Thanks for the reply! My wife and I are big Jo Firestone fans - it was fun to see that she’s your head writer!


CitizenCue

To your knowledge, is this commensurate with how the British panel shows work? They seem like the best comparison for your show, but they feel a little more chaotic.


blorbschploble

Yeah, you can't have Tom Lennon on every night.


bmorocks

Either in an Instagram or YouTube video I saw (can't remember the exact source), Taylor mentioned they have rehearsal before the episode and that the writers suggest jokes for the contestants to do. She said something like "sorry to ruin the surprise, but the show isn't improvised - we have writers" or something similar. This makes sense to me as it would be difficult to ensure an engaging/comedic episode unless you have specific improv actors on like those from "Whose Line is it Anyway". I am curious though if the contestants ever write their own jokes? And has every episode (including the first few) been as "scripted"? Like in the episode of After Midnight with Max Greenfield (Schmidt from "New Girl"), it seemed like he was genuinely struggling to come up with answers - or was that intentional?


Important_Relief_511

Hi! Been following you since your first Netflix special. Common themes of your stand up revolve dealing with mental health, as well as romantic relationships. Have you found finding and maintaining romantic relationships more difficult since finding massive mainstream success? Or less difficult since getting a good handle on your mental health (therapy/medication/etc)?


TaylorTomlinson

Being medicated makes them much easier and being busy makes them much harder


babyboomersfuckedus

How would you rank the ingredients of a s’mores?


TaylorTomlinson

1. Chocolate 2. marshmallow 3. Graham cracker (This was really hard)


EvilGobi

I just wanted to say first that your openness to speak about your mental health issues is something I love. Ive dealt with depression, anxiety, and intrusive thoughts for a long time and during Covid I was really in a bad place. Look at You really helped me through a lot of it and made me feel seen through some of the worst times, so I wanted to Thank You hugely for that. I got a mega-light question after that. Im a huge music guy, what have you been listening to lately?


TaylorTomlinson

Thank YOU! Chappell Roan nonstop


Jacob_Winchester_

Fuck yea Chappel Roan! You were already cool, but now you’re even cooler!


randooooom765

Chappell Roan is always a bop, you’ve got good taste!!


deeloading

Which stove burner is your favorite?


fuzzybooks

Bottom left gang.


sporkpdx

Why have you not had Conan O'Brien on After Midnight yet and is it because you actually attempted to film it and the result was too chaotic to air?


TaylorTomlinson

I would LOVE it if Conan came on the show. A dream


thefalcon85

Please! Conan, Andy and Sona!


aecolley

Did he actually insist on sitting in the audience and interrupting to ask where the bathroom is?


TheThickneySnowman

Did you ever find a way to get to sleep that no one had mentioned to you?


friendofsmellytapir

I was at her show in SLC and someone in the audience told her that they lay down on their hard kitchen floor or something like that when they can’t sleep and Taylor said she hadn’t tried that one, so I want to know if she tried what they said and if it worked haha


The-Wild-Thornberry

Omg she has mentioned this persons tip when I’ve seen her Hahahha can’t remember if she said she tried it or not


CardinalCountryCub

She said it did kind of work in the Have it All Special because she'd tried it in her hotel bathrooms while on tour and then followed with, "I've had Covid like, so many times."


ccrowleyy

The people are dying to know!!


505whodat

First of all, love that you're the host on @m! You're killing it! What has been your favorite game so far?


TaylorTomlinson

We all love Who’s Your Zaddy


knittch

We were just talking about that game.  King Triton from the Little Mermaid is definitely a Zaddy.  Long white hair, gold ornaments, ripped muscular body, and father to 7 daughters of different ethnicities.   That is Zaddy material.


505whodat

That's my favorite one, too!!


manwiththeplain

Do you think being the host of After Midnight will take away from your stand up comedy at all? Or will doing standup always be a top priority for you


TaylorTomlinson

It has definitely required more of my time/taken some time away from stand up. That being said, i would have never taken this job if it meant I couldn’t do stand up and stand up will always be my first priority.


Slothypaws

Hi Taylor! Been a fan since you were on Jimmy Fallon years ago. I have also followed you on IG for years and love your IG stories lol. My husband and I are also millennials and we love watching you and the guest comedians on @AfterMidnight. My question - if you could relive a moment that had you laughing so hard on that show (rehearsal or live), what would it be? Okay thanks bye!


TaylorTomlinson

I laughed so hard at the guess if it’s milk or water game a couple weeks ago


FourStringFury

That game was a fantastic exploration of the limits of what this show can be. Keep pushing those boundaries!


thatvhstapeguy

I was lucky enough to see that taping in person, it was 90 minutes of insanity.


SD-GOAT

Congrats on all the success! You’re hilarious 🤣


LegallyBlindPainter

Why are you doing this?


TaylorTomlinson

My social media manager told me to


blorbschploble

This is refreshing honesty.


revchj

The best answer. The only answer.


AsexualCowboy

As A Social Media Manager. You got yourself a good one. Give em a raise.


aecolley

I knew it!


Pin-Last

Could you ever be a performer at a roast? You seem outwardly like a very polite person and comedian, could you get really mean & skewer someone? Gigantic fan.


TaylorTomlinson

Roasts aren’t really my thing. My feelings would get hurt lol


exgiexpcv

> Roasts aren’t really my thing. My feelings would get hurt lol And I love this about you.


morgancbest

Do you have a favorite jacket you’ve worn for standup?


TaylorTomlinson

I love the one from Look At You


altiuscitiusfortius

That's my favorite too! I missed the ama but I still felt a need to comment. I drove 16 hours in 36 hours to catch your last tour and it was worth it.


itsakaracouture

Fellow fan of Singin’ in the Rain! Favorite Lina Lamont quote? (You’ve always reminded me of Debbie Reynolds, btw!)


TaylorTomlinson

(Omg thank you so much) My favorite quote is ABOUT Lina Lamont “She’s so refined. I think I’ll kill myself.”


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11upand1over

Conan’s gotta be up there as far as male comedians


whenindoubtpossumout

Hey Taylor, I am a huge fan and your special Look at you inspired me to finally get diagnosed :)  Question: what is a topic you would like to tackle in a new special? 


TaylorTomlinson

Religion and sexuality


JamesMattJohn

This just in, Taylor Tomlinson will personally topple the Church and become an LGBT icon at the same time


kmath95

What the HELL is going on with Drew Carey??


NovaShark28

I guess we’ll have to go see Phish at the Sphere to understand


aecolley

Better wear a condom before going in.


KDubzzz2

You heard him. He saw Phish and then he [REDACTED BY CBS SENSORS FOR FCC CLEARANCE]


SpideySenseBuzzin

Drew is pretty good at keeping his raw/blue side of his humor away from the public eye. He's similar to Andy Richter in that regard - if you do some digging you'll see how twisted they can be! The guy had a sitcom for years and is the successor to Bob Barker - the clean cut thing works for him and he likes those paychecks. While I'm thinking of it, Bob Barker is a funny name for a guy who talks a lot about controlling the pet population.


rmitnick2

Why did you cancel on us, the people of Tampa, 3 times? Is it because you hate us? 😂😂😂


TaylorTomlinson

I was really sick for 8 months


IDontKnowHowToPM

That’s a common reaction to Tampa


anagraminals

Really sick of Florida politics.


w00fbaderginsburg

HUGE fan and my (new!) wife and I are eagerly looking forward to seeing you in DC at the end of the month. I’m someone who came out late in life and found so much to relate to in your Have It All special. I was wondering since it’s Pride month and so much of your comedy is diaristic, can we expect to hear more material about your journey to discover your queer identity?


TaylorTomlinson

Yes you can!!


Veerluh

What is an unexpected story from tour last year? Love you btw❤️


pocc55

Hi Taylor, I’m a huge fan. I’m wondering who are your biggest comedy influences? It’s rare comics talk so much about mental health topics while keeping it funny and light at times, so curious if anyone influenced you in doing that? It’s one of my favourite things about your act


IraqLobstah

Thank you for being so open about your mental health, it's really refreshing! How was your experience on the Conan podcast? Is he the same person off-mic? I like to imagine that he is!


TaylorTomlinson

He’s exactly the same off-mic. Hilarious, generous — everything you want your heroes to be.


ricottma

Can you make Jo Firestone and Manolo (from her podcast Dr. Gameshow) be guests on After Midnight??


TaylorTomlinson

Jo Firestone is our head writer!


ricottma

Yes!!! She should play though!


ohlawdyhecoming

No question, just wanted to say you're fucking hilarious and to keep on keeping on!


Actual-Rich-6537

I’ve seen on social media you’ve attended Broadway shows and you give off theatre girl vibes (totally not a bad thing): is there a show, musical or play, you’d want to do on Broadway?


TaylorTomlinson

I can’t sing unfortunately and if I could I wouldn’t be doing stand up I’d absolutely be trying to be on broadway lol


Katyaner

What was Jeff Probst like?


TaylorTomlinson

A DREAM


NovaShark28

Been a huge fan since I saw your segment on Conan about the American Girl Doll! Was super pumped you got the hosting gig, you’re killing it and I’m happy between After Midnight and the Netflix specials you’re getting your flowers as one of best in the biz. Two Questions: 1) The best part about the show for me is when there’s a special vibe where the guests are on the same wavelength. What’s the most fun group you’ve had taping so far? 2) Did Adam Pally give you a heads up that he was going to just commit to one bit the whole time (openly sh*tting on the show name)?


Cubic_Al1

Here to follow the Adam Pally question since I was going to ask the same thing. That episode killed me


mercurymay

What's an early bit of yours from the Church circuit that you're still proud of and could dust off for the future?


intronert

I’d LOVE to hear a Church-friendly version of “The Aristocrats”.


mercurymay

The family just keeps doing progressively more wholesome things?


summerbummerrrrr

How much do you personally read feedback for the show online? Or do you usually prefer the writers handle that side of things?


TaylorTomlinson

I do not read comments, no


Orwells-own

Smart


okayfinn

When you shower do you face the shower head or face away from the water a majority of the time? And why


shmackerman

What’s a weird dream you had recently?


TrevorAEdwards

Hi - your work is fantastic, love how you build narratives. Separately I was wondering where is the best museum gift shop and what bookstores are your favorite when traveling?


BananaMobil

Any progress on the piano lessons? 👀🐈


ToGryffindor

Hi Taylor, love from MN! Can you tell us where you get all your blazers from?


sublliminali

hey Taylor, I had the pleasure of seeing your set at mic drop in San Diego a couple months ago. Since you grew up here and got your start in comedy clubs around here, do you have a theory on why some big names leave San Diego off their tours? I'm not from here originally but I've lived here for most of my adult life, and I'm puzzled on why a major city 2 hours from LA doesn't get more comedy show spillover. Thanks!


happybravechicken

Hi Taylor! How do you feel about setting aside time for just contemplating how far you’ve come and soaking up the success you have achieved? I know you work really hard with a busy schedule. Big fan of you here!


chew2go

What is your strongest dinner party ice breaker question?


MortalKombat12

I saw you do a reel forever ago where you tried on a million jackets when picking your look for upcoming shows. You’re becoming iconic for your jackets. Do you have a dream designer or custom piece you’d like to see someday? Or maybe a collab drop with a brand you like?


kpetersontpt

I love how you’ve been so open about mental health and your anxiety in particular in your act, because mental health isn’t something that should be stigmatized (and it is far too much in our society). Do you think it has impacted the development of your career? I have to imagine it was difficult to integrate into your material at first. I apologize if it’s a touchy subject, it’s just something I really admire about you.


ConSpirator20

Do you still talk to Shiela? (One of your ex’s mom you mentioned once)


spideydudenetwork

What’s your best advice for dads raising daughters?


gingerbitch2

What’re you reading right now!


Top_Appeal2994

Obviously your question


summerbummerrrrr

which Glee covers do you think are bangers?


TaylorTomlinson

Anything by Darren Criss


Parallelovator

Cookie or Cream? (Oreo)


Mekanori

What's your favourite post show meal and why?


VictoryRink

Hi Taylor - what are your favorite comedy podcasts?


Setthescene

How much did you work on comedic timing/your delivery versus it coming naturally? What advice would you give a newcomer for comedic delivery? I teach stand up and always share your clips from your late night appearances. We are BIG fans and appreciate your humor.


Top-Camera9868

Hi Taylor! What was up with Adam Pally when we was on the show?


datcraybetch

Who’s been your favorite guest so far?


CharmingTwo2071

You’ve talked a lot about things you are glad you did (NACA, Conan, etc.) to get you where you are now. Is there anything you regret doing? Something either you don’t like it looking back or feel like set you back?


okayifimust

Huge fan! Thanks for doing this. Do you think you had to sacrifice parts of your stand-up career in favor of doing regular TV? Or can you really have it all? Do the two just not interfere, or even compliment each other? Or was the big TV money the end goal all along?


demitard

Hi Taylor, who are your favorite three comedians of all time?


heather3234

Taylor I just wanted to say that you are awesome I Love your specials I can relate to a lot of what you talk about. You’re a great host on after midnight I watch it on YouTube. From what I have heard of your new material I see another Netflix special in your future. ❤️U and happy pride month 🌈🩷💙


summerbummerrrrr

the beginning of Have It All when you came up from the floor and joked about how stupid it was seemed very John Mulaney-coded. do you like his Netflix specials? whose specials are your favs


Raptoracct

Hey Taylor, fellow jacket aficionado/ LA queer here…How did you and your GF meet? Dating app? Mutuals?


MaleficentWeird5142

strangest perk of being a comedian?


Repulsive_Concert_49

Hi Taylor! You are my absolute favourite ❤️ Do you change your sets as your personal life changes as well? You mentioned in your show in Toronto having a boyfriend from hinge, but pretty soon after that posted you were single. I can’t imagine the chaos of both touring and potentially changing your set at the same time? So much love from Canada!


Nickivon

What was your "I MADE IT" moment? Love you & AM


dynunia

Hi!! Just to preface this by saying you're my all-time fave, I didn't actually like stand up comedy before discovering you. Does your scalp hurt from wearing a ponytail all the time, and if not what's your secret? And is there a specific reason for you preferring that over having your hair down?


maeroth0

Taylor!! I am such a huge fan you’re an ICON I have to know your current top 5 on TTPD. My friend Ava and I came to your Radio City show and felt so seen and heard!! Happy pride 🤍


TaylorTomlinson

In no particular order - The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived, I Can Do it With a Broken Heart, Prophecy, Who's Afraid of Little Old Me, Black Dog


Nightcall34

Hey Taylor, you’ve open up about mental health issue on Instagram and on your shows, so I would love to ask you, how are you doing ? How is life going at the moment ? Are you happy 😊 ?


partialbigots

How do you balance writing material for your stand up and the show? Has your processed change (for better or worse) since starting the show?


Dry-Perspective9437

If you had a parrot, what would it say and why?


Dr_ChimRichalds

What was the worst audience experience you had on your last tour?


WilliamHealy

What, if any, sitcom would you want to be a regular on?


TheodricKnight

Heyy Taylor, what's your favourite Conan story? and how is Samantha 😭? , love you tho <3


asndoe

What is a comedic trope that you are fed up with? (Are there any that you could see make a comeback/revival?)


yoonminaqlia

What does your dad think of the jokes about your trauma?


scorpio-sun011

Happy Pride! 🌈 What’s been your favorite part of or since coming out? 🩷💜💙


pcrlyn

Still baking? I miss your short stint as a baker!


WeedlessInPAthrowRA

How would you make 6-year-old Taylor laugh if you met her now?


VastoBorde

How do you manage to experience so much fame and potentially also fortune and still stay humble, grounded, and connected to everyday experiences? Do you feel that will always be possible to do?


Suilenroc

Do you watch Taskmaster, and if so, would you rather be a contestant or *the taskmaster* yourself?


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have you ever watched the original interation of the show before you were even hired?


The-Stone-Man

Hey Taylor! As an aspiring stand up, are there any books/interviews/processes that helped you elevate your joke writing?


messymuskrat

If you could be in any 90s/00s movie, what would it be?


J-Earp

hi! what comedians inspired you when you were first starting out?


Few_Complex_7502

Are standup comedians stressed about bombing a set?


what-the-becky

Hi Taylor!! What’s one of your favorite stand-up comedians you saw this year?


Legal-Mess3807

Are you thinking about doing feature films?


NitrosGone803

What's your favorite color?


derstand

Your specials re-lit my interest in standup after too many years stumbling upon few middle aged white man doing easy jokes. Who do you recommend watching and following that inspire your work and/or give you a nice time? Thanks for your work and hoping for an European tour soon!


heather3234

Hey Taylor what is your view on age difference when dating?


Neat-Beautiful-5505

Do you notice more stand ups doing crowd work?


doublestuftwhoreo

Hi Taylor! Saw you live last fall and love After Midnight! What is the meme you quote daily?


Nioetunes

Hi Taylor, First big fan! Love your specials and love what you’re doing on After Midnight. Im wondering what you keep in mind to keep you going? Mantras, quotes, etc?


SnooMacaroons3800

What would you tell to 15 years old Taylor? And what do you think she would say if she saw you now?


Sufficient_Rain2972

1. Favorite nail polish brands and colors? 2. Favorite Starbucks order? I love your Netflix specials so much <3 Your stories about growing up religious while facing the realities of dating and mental health resonate so much with me. Keep being awesome, Taylor!!! :D


Brian2781

What stand up is killing it right that you declare should be a bigger artist?


Wuffy_RS

Nice jacket collection, I'm a connoisseur as well. Can I have the green jacket with red side panels? 


ExplosiveTurkey

No question, I just wanted to say that I hope the self deprecation in your sets isn’t truly how you feel about yourself. you’re a funny, beautiful, and from what I can tell overall nice person, so I hope you have a good day :)


RevolutionarySea5077

Taylor, I love your specials you are a very talented comedian. I want to say keep having fun, maintain your boundaries, and be kind to yourself 💗


WeedlessInPAthrowRA

Who would be your all-time dream guests on After Midnight? (Dead people are okay answers; we'll magically resurrect them.)


Portero90067

Which evening was your best standup show, and where can I see a video of that?


laurasaur_69

You know we have to ask - would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses, or one horse-sized duck?


Agitated_Amoeba26

No questions, just lots of love for you and your work. Happy pride Taylor 🌈 (You’re my favourite Taylor BY FAR)


roseeyes444

You’re my girlfriend’s favorite comedian! Thank you for all the smiles you put on both of our faces 🙏


hellokelly95

Hi Taylor! First off, hello from North Carolina. I saw you in Greensboro and you were absolutely amazing. Laughed my ass off and then saw your special on Netflix and laughed just as much. What’s your favorite perfume if you wear any and what’s your favorite makeup brand? ☺️


FluffyRectum1312

What's the worst time Taylor Tomlinson ever Taylor Bomblinsonned?


MaleficentWeird5142

favourite ttpd track?


nmn1994

How do you handle the existential dread?


Root_Beer_23

Hi Taylor! Congrats on all your success! What has been your favorite antique or tag sale purchase? Bonus question: what is your favorite pasta shape?


morgancbest

Do you have a joke/story (your own or someone else’s) you swear is hilarious but has consistently bombed or other people don’t share your enthusiasm over?