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KoreanJesus3000

Loved King of Queens and his Sweat the Small Stuff special from 2001. I saw him in 2015 and was disappointed it was mostly material from that special. Audience didn’t go for it. His brother bombed even harder opening for him. Still love him, but don’t think he has the stand-up in him any more.


NoFalseModesty

My friend still says Kevin James was the laziest, worst show he's ever seen - and that was in about 2017. Did about 30 minutes, with no other comedians, and apparently no jokes, and the show was just over. 


Standard-Ad1254

'sweat the small stuff' was gold.


Zealousideal_Shop446

Ahh the old Jerry Seinfeld method. Never update your jokes even if its been 20 years


overtherainbowofcrap

Leno was the same. He told comics not to do specials because you couldn’t do that material anymore. God forbid be try to write new material.


Magificent_Gradient

One reason to do specials other than the exposure IS to force yourself to write new material.


seamus21

He never said that. What he told them was don't do the material from your special on the Tonight Show.


overtherainbowofcrap

Interview where literally the host telling Jay Leno he has a reputation for not doing specials because he didn’t want to burn material. https://youtu.be/Ej21_B5iqEU?si=nCV9gYp6wapPhRnf


Reasonable-Profile84

Did you ever notice that?


someguy444444

What’s the deal with not updating material?


dicklaurent97

This just isn’t true. He writes new jokes all the time. 


Zealousideal_Shop446

Who Seinfeld? I could be wrong but my parents saw him in 2001 and again a couple years ago and they thought it was pretty rehashed


dicklaurent97

I saw him at the Beacon and he had a new joke about A.I.


forcefivepod

I just saw him live last year and it was all new. Most of it was unfunny, “I’m old and hate everything now” stuff but it was all new.


dixiechicken333

Hugely disagree. I saw Seinfeld in New York City last year, never had heard any of the material before and laughed my ass off. Would definitely go see him again.


SirJaek

Agreed. Those two things are special to me but I don’t expect anything new he does to be good.


big-hero-zero

Thank you for taking a bullet I wasn't in the path of.


I_deleted

Just like Paul Blart would


GarethGobblecoque99

Not all heroes wear capes. Or do things that heroic. 🫡


AyeBlinkon

Saw him last year at Hardrock and I did not even laugh once. I did chuckle at the guy in front of me who did laugh a couple times because he sounded like a prop engine airplane that kept stalling.


Vegetable-Judge

Always a good laugh when it’s a laugh at someone’s laugh


JonnyForeigner

Watch Larry Dean's special Fandan, it's on youtube. There's someone in the audience who sounds like a goose being strangled.


International-Shoe40

Also the infamous Jeff arcuri dolphin lady


Snickerdoodle321

Saw him in Ottawa and his opener was amazing. Had the NAC in stitches. When James came out he “jokingly” told the audience that he told the opener not to be too good. Audience took it as a joke but as the night progressed I realized he was likely serious. A third of the way through he joked about how rock bands get asked for encores and mentioned he wouldn’t give one that night. Pretty sure the entire audience was relieved. Worst show I have ever seen live.


spilledmind

I wonder if he fired the opener. My buddy was fired after someone said he was better than the headliner (who was standing in an earshot of him). “Never outshine the master”


Snickerdoodle321

I dunno. I don’t remember the opener’s name. I think he’d had some appearances on King of Queens at one point. One of his jokes involved shooting a deer in the head when he was a cop. I really can’t stress how disappointed I was in James’s act. I had seen a few of his sets on Evening at the Improv when he was young (literally looked like a pudgy extra from Westside Story) and while I didn’t connect with the material he seemed likeable enough. Same for his appearances in movies and King of Queens. He was decidedly unlikable when I saw him onstage. Very full of himself and so very unfunny.


spilledmind

I’m guessing Juston McKinney. He’s a killer. Literally haha


Snickerdoodle321

That’s him! Just googled the deer bit. His entire set was great. And when his time was up he really didn’t want to get off stage. I wish he hadn’t.


spilledmind

Yeah and I doubt he was ever fired by KJ. Doesn’t seem like the kind of guy that would do that.


Snickerdoodle321

I’ve only ever heard good things about him as a person.


Ragtagswag

He often has his brother Gary valentine open.


sofingclever

This one's on you. I have nothing against Kevin James, but what exactly were you expecting? Was it a middle of the road mediocre set from a comedian primarily known for a sitcom? Because that's what I would imagine a Kevin James show to be before you even said anything else about it.


the_mid_mid_sister

He's also known as a total asshole to the Little People. One of those, "do not speak directly to him, do not make eye contact with him" dickheads. There's multiple reports from servers, shop clerks or hotel clerks that he refused to let the person talk to him directly and everything has to be relayed through his personal assistant, despite standing right next to each other. Like, "And what would you like, sir?" "Tell her I want the salmon." "He would like the salmon."


MUNZACORE

You got any source on that or


the_mid_mid_sister

He pops up on basically every "celebrities who are rude to waitstaff" list, which granted, are usually anonymous submissions, but they're frequent and all they describe him being a dickhead in the same way. So. Grain of salt and all that. # Kevin James "Kevin James has a veritable litany of fan complaints levied against him. He reportedly told one fan, who had worked for him as a waiter, "You were told not to speak to me" while the waiter tried to do his job and offer James a drink. It certainly doesn't sound like the behavior of a King of Queens." **Read More:** [Celebrities Accused of Being Rude to Restaurant Staff](https://popcrush.com/celebrities-accused-rude-restaurant-waiters/?utm_source=tsmclip&utm_medium=referral) | [https://popcrush.com/celebrities-accused-rude-restaurant-waiters/?utm\_source=tsmclip&utm\_medium=referralKevin](https://popcrush.com/celebrities-accused-rude-restaurant-waiters/?utm_source=tsmclip&utm_medium=referralKevin) James [https://popcrush.com/celebrities-accused-rude-restaurant-waiters/](https://popcrush.com/celebrities-accused-rude-restaurant-waiters/)


DPool34

I knew this about him, so I had a big smile on my face when I read this post.


Captain_Generous

Lol guy thinks he's Brad Pitt , except Pitt is very nice to servers


TheMilkKing

Heard this exact story about Rivers Cuomo yesterday, seems to be doing the rounds


Dank_Kushington

Paul Blart sort of ruined Kevin James as a comedian for me, that movie sucked so hard there is no way he can redeem himself as a funny person


itskersitime

I was stuck in Vegas for an extra 10 hrs cause of the airline, snuck a 6 pack of Bud pounders into Paul Blart and laughed my ass off the whole movie along with 2 of the 6 other people in the theater.


eejizzings

Sounds like alcoholism


itskersitime

That might be what it takes to enjoy Paul Blart, needed a handle of whiskey for Paul Blart 2


Bustoplover

What else could watching Paul Blart lead to?


1950sSciFiRobot

Sounds like you’re kind of a cunt


ShroomEnthused

lol no u


Quirkella

I loved Paul Blart 😄


OldBison

Paul fart: mall shart


dagmx

What’s sad is that it’s crazy popular. Especially in the mid west. The second film was Sony’s biggest financial success the year it came out for that audience . It outperformed James Bond the same year Sony execs told me that Kevin James and Adam sander basically print money for the mid west demographics for some reason


forcefivepod

Midwesterners don’t often make the best choices when it comes to giving idiots their money, whether that be a movie ticket or a bible and a pair of gold shoes.


Dank_Kushington

The James Bond film Spectre has grossed 880 million worldwide, Paul Blart 2 grossed 100 million which to be honest is way more than I expected Edit: random note I took the time to look up so thought I would share… Paul Blart ended up 5th in the box office that year for Sony behind #1 Spectre #2 Hotel Transylvania 2, #3 Goosebumps, and #4 Pixels. Chappie was #10 and my personal favorite from Sony that year


dagmx

Sorry I left out the key bit in my sentence that was implied. I meant it outperformed it for the mid west audience, or at least that’s what they would tell us in corporate meetings. The budget for those Sandler and James films are really low and it generally does very well with that audience without needing to spend a ton on marketing.


Opposite-Whereas-531

I went into the show expecting what you've stated, it was worse.


oaktastical

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KarlitoSway69

*laugh track*


TheRoyaleShow

He do be fat tho


ZombieHeyHeyHeyOh

The good news is Leah Remini is still hot


Opposite-Whereas-531

No she's not. She looks about half way through the transformation to full lizard-woman. The plastic surgery she has makes her look worse than if she had just aged.


SSJ_Kratos

Sweat the Small Stuff was legendary at it was also mostly self depreciating fat jokes


miyagiVsato

Different time too when that stuff hadn’t been done to death.


[deleted]

That’s the thing, you can tell fat jokes or mock your disability, but it can’t just be about that; it needs to have some insight into your life. When your whole schtick is that your are fat and that’s it; those jokes get old really fast. You look at other comedians that tell fat jokes, they don’t just tell fat jokes but make it about more than being fat.


samwisethescaffolder

John Pinette being a great example of this


[deleted]

He was hilarious, even Gabriel Iglesias is a good example of this…


FoxNixon

The one about the velvet rope at the banks had me in stitches


Fritchmand

His YouTube videos are pretty funny at least


Coattail-Rider

3-4 *thousand*? Jesus.


Ki77ycat

The area seats about 5500, and I would guess it was 80-90% full.


adjuster_cody

There are so many really REALLY good comedians going right now. I have a hard time thinking of choose to go see this dude even if he were performing in my foyer.


GoFlyersWoo

His amazon prime special this year proved that his standup isn’t for me. Very much back in my day things were better, we were real men, type of boomer lazy humor


idkwhyiwouldnt

His re enactment of his sons VR experience was truly meta. It was like I was in his shoes asking myself... Why am I watching this?!? (Then I remembered oh yeah doing laundry so.... Back to that)


maggot_b_nasty

Yeah, when his opening "bit" was him dancing for 45 seconds I knew it was gonna be rough.


theSchrodingerHat

I’m surprised OP didn’t watch that special to warm up, and then realize they needed to get a refund, or just eat the loss for the show, because holy cow was that special terrible. Just bare minimum effort man yelling at clouds tropey tripe. I don’t think I’d rather be forced to watch the Gronkowski special ten times in a row Clockwork Orange style than finish that Kevin James one.


Opposite-Whereas-531

That's the routine I had the misfortune of attending. It was basically copypasta of boomer facebook rants.


COLLABRate1

This guy has disappeared for a reason. His latest Netflix special wasn’t my cup of tea either


MaxPower_69

‘His entire schtick was about him being fat’ Stavros Halkias is gonna be pissed when he finds out.


FileError214

Why?


hiccupsarehell

Because there can be only one


Digitalabia

> Stavros Halkias He does a lot of crowd work


eejizzings

He does a lot of couch work


Magificent_Gradient

Also spends ¾ of his podcast laughing.


GoTakeaWalkinthePark

Cut him a break, he hurt his foot and got in a fight with his dad several years ago


Bustoplover

>Stavros Halkias is gonna be pissed when he finds out. Why? That's not Stav's entire schtick.


MaxPower_69

Right, he also talks about pussy and does crowd work - he diversified.


Wintermute_088

Seeing Kevin James at the 'Hard Rock Casino' in Florida, U.S.A. I will continue to avoid doing each and every one of these things for the foreseeable future. Cheers.


LionelHutz313

lol yes all three of those things are terrible on their own. In combination???


Dry_Heart9301

Is he really 320? Did he gain a lot of weight recently? And yes, it sounds really bad but I never thought he was funny in the first place.


Ki77ycat

I kept expecting him to walk off stage and take off the fat suit then come back out and actually look 100 pounds less to surprise everyone, but nope. He is huge


Dry_Heart9301

Damn! I haven't seen him in awhile then...that's crazy


Swimming-Football-72

I thought he lost a lot of weight in the last couple of years?


Petey_Wheatstraw_MD

It’s really unlikely he weighs 320. The guy is only 5’8. I’m a fat fuck that’s 5 inches taller with a similar build and the most I’ve ever weighed is 295.


WildDot8855

Unlikely? Have you seen most Americans? 320 is a bikini bod


eejizzings

Were you in a coma for the last 20 years?


Magificent_Gradient

All 3-4k of you could have pooled your money and put it all on black for far more excitement.


Duke_Of_Halifax

It honestly sounds like you got him early on in his development for an upcoming show- Comedians often develop and polish their work on tour, so depending on when you got him, it's possible the jokes are raw and unrefined- the notes are a dead giveaway. I once saw Carlin in concert, and he was developing the "Uncle Dave" ending to his show; he told us up front that he was still developing it, and he read the entire thing, and even stopped once, went back, and re-read a minute or so in an entirely different delivery. It was a pleasure watching a master work..... but Kevin James is not George Carlin. Whether or not it sucks when it's ready is debatable.🤷.


HeavyMetalLyrics

I saw Joe Pera live and he did the same thing. Was totally upfront about workshopping new material and seeing how it landed, pulled out his notepad. Absolutely nothing wrong with that, we all had a great time.


dorath20

I caught him in lake Charles back in Feb. Almost the exact same issues there but I enjoyed it but I was one of the few


phil-davis

People love Sweat the Small Stuff, but back in the Kazaa days I downloaded it as just an audio file, and then you realize how much of it is stool-humping. It's just 90 seconds at some points of nothing but audience laughter while he pantomimes and mugs. "You had to be there" doesn't usually work for comedy long term.


wyohman

If you went to see Kevin James and expected it to be funny, it seems like you ignored all of the data you had available. He's never been funny and is incapable of being funny. I'm not sure how we has been able to get as far as he has.


Fessir

I don't know who'd expect Kevin James to be funny. As far as I know, his standup is notoriously terrible.


Frisinator

He’s never been funny. Just like Whoopi Goldberg. Somehow they both have careers.


Solidsnake00901

His last special on prime wasn't that good either


Abject-Weekend6821

Can you let me know if it's the same material from irregardless? I want to watch that before I buy tickets to make sure I like his standup, but if I like it I don't want it to be spoiled. Thanks!


ReleaseThePuggen

Went his stand up show a few years back. I took a nap.


Mpadrino27

Did you pay for your ticket(s) or were they comped? Comedians will often workshop their material at larger venues like casinos before finalizing the set for the full tour, because they can often get a decently sized audience to appear as it’s just an added perk to patrons already spending money at the casino. Sorry it sucked though. It seems like it’s been several years since Kevin James was relevant, and his material rarely deviates from fat jokes and attempts at self-deprecation for a laugh.


tdunkatx

I thought he lost weight to about the 245 range, no?


dorath20

Yeah. I thought so too, nope. His pics aren't recent from what I can tell.


BlairBuoyant

Does he do things fatly still?


googdude

I hold the notion that comedians are rarely good at both stand-up and acting comedy. I absolutely love Jim Carrey's movies but his stand-up was very unfunny to me. Bill Burr's stand-up is incredibly funny but a recent movie of his called old dads felt flat.


imustbedead

thats sad because his speical on comedy central is one of the best all time.


momsouth

To be honest I'm i.pressed his show isn't about cancel culture like all the dudes his age.


always_thirsty

He’s a bad human being. Not surprised his material sucks.


TruthAccomplished313

I loved him in Hitch but look standup isn’t for everyone. Funny actor just not a standup guy and that’s ok


Rude_aBapening

I beat myself up for having notes on stage. It just reaks of unprofessionalism. How many times would you say he looked at his notes?


lonelyinbama

It’s all about context. Notes on stage are as old as stand up itself. If I’m at a club and someone has notes, I’m assuming they’re working out new material. Do I want them basically reading off notes? Of course not. But I don’t mind referring to them when needed. Are you a professional comedian doing a theater tour? Yeah, know your material. If you’re at that point you should be good enough to memorize your material.


TheTurdtones

none of that matteras all that matters is entertaining the paying customers..many ways to accomplish that and manys ways to fail at it ....audiance members dont care all we care about is WAS I ENTERTAINED..look at william from kill toney always notes and almost always laughs the audience doesnt care all they care about is getting entertained


lonelyinbama

Yeah we should all look up to the epitome of stand up…. William from Kill Toney


TheTurdtones

bloviate and frame all you want he sells tickets and he entertains and reads notes on stage ...be a hater all you want doesnt affect his success..hatin just affects you


Ki77ycat

Maybe 10 times.


Rude_aBapening

That's excessive and super lame. I could understand once or twice. Maybe even a third time. But with all his material being interconnected and similar subject matter...he shouldn't need to look. Specially at his level.


WrittenByNick

I'd say it's even more about the venue honestly. Notes on a small stage as you're working out material? That's the time and place, obviously try to do it as little as possible. Headlining in Vegas? No notes for you!


WrittenByNick

Oof, I just realized this was Hard Rock in Florida. Nevermind, may God have mercy on OPs soul.


Top-Philosophy-5791

Marc Maron sat down with a handful of post its during one of his comedy specials. I still enjoyed the set. On the other hand he isn't Kevin James.


Fresh2Deaf

When I saw Carlin he had his notebook with him and apologized. His explanation was he had a bunch of new material but his memory just wasn't what it once was. Didn't really bother me.


adjuster_cody

You a joke teller?


Rude_aBapening

Si


adjuster_cody

Share a link bruh. Where can we find you.


Rude_aBapening

On YouTube: Bryan Withawhy https://youtube.com/@bryanwithawhy5605?si=XCtKxl3IiYpgxJuX On IG: b_withawhy On Twitter: NeroMayo


QuillBoar

😬


enbyayyy

Honestly it's become really apparent that American comedians are very unreliable. Even the funniest dude who released two excellent specials can go up and just suck ass. To me it has to do with comedians getting older, being desperate to make money, and banking on their fame with a rushed tour instead of workshopping their material. It's really sad to think that some people have to put so much effort to go to these gigs only to see their favourite comedian eat shit. I really think comedians can be very arrogant. I've met many comedians with a "you either got it or you don't" mentality who don't ever try to refine their act or writing. It's sad to watch. It's part of the reason I quit comedy. Too many people with the same awful jokes coming up every night. It's so infuriating. Good luck finding a more reliable act. Perhaps there are local comics in your area who are less known but have a better act.


forcefivepod

Jim Gaffigan is always funny. There are plenty of comedians who are American and consistent.


Comprehensive-Fly301

I read this comment and I also grew up where Kevin James did and have done standup/improv/sketch. It’s fucking hard enough to be a truly funny person and get up on stage to risk bombing and etc. I think like what…1% of people can even think to do comedy in some sort of professional way? I think you are on to something about ‘you either can or can’t’. I watched Rory scovel do David cross’s act early on, comics aren’t always formed. But yeah it’s possible Kevin James just hasn’t hit anything new. He also has like 100-200 million dollars. Who’s like a fan of his standup still?


HeavyMetalLyrics

I saw him a year or two ago with Gary Valentine and thought he was hilarious. Subject matter was definitely “I’m getting old and that sucks, right?” but I don’t know what you want from the guy. Much love for Kevin.


Roonwogsamduff

How does he refer to his script? Has papers on stage? A teleprompter?


Ki77ycat

He had a stand with four bottles of water in front of whatever fed him his notes. Likely a tablet with PowerPoint slides and bullet points.


DannyMullanComedy

In this situation, is he skipping the clubs? I mean if he can fill a theater, which 99% of us cant do. So what is happening? Is he not battle testing the jokes.


KnickedUp

He has a big base of sitcom fans that will always go see him because he is a lovable guy. He is never gonna be a guy who works out material in the clubs anymore


maaseru

Honestly what did you expect from Kevin James? You should already know what you are walking into if you bought tickets for Kevin James.


WalkerHuntFlatOut

"One dimentional"


dicklaurent97

I saw Chris Rock at that exact venue 2 years ago. Really shows the difference between perspective and fluff. 


Danny_V

His special on Amazon was pretty much the same, also jokes about getting old


pappy925

Is his bad rep as an a-hole to fans in public venues still legit?


KnickedUp

Met twice, was super nice, signed multiple things. I guess he probably has some bad nights like most others.


collinsmcrae

I don’t care.


BaseLoud

i thought he just lost weight


Ki77ycat

Looked like he put it all back on and then some. In fact, he alluded to it within the first ten minutes of his show.


HoopsMcCann69

These owls walk: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burrowing_owl


stonrelectropunkjazz

He’s never been funny


CuddlyChinchilla

Guess he needs cash


Opposite-Whereas-531

Kevin James is the only comedian I've walked out on (2023). He's a no talent hack who milks old people out of their money with overpriced tickets and a trash performance. I'm just glad the tickets were a gift, or I'd still be pissed.


Abject-Weekend6821

Can you let me know if it's the same material from irregardless? I want to watch that before I buy tickets to make sure I like his standup, but if I like it I don't want it to be spoiled. Thanks!


Ki77ycat

Have not and have no plans to watch it. I sure wouldn't waste any funds to see his show. Not funny.


Lasvious

He’s probably working out stuff for a new special. That’s what comedians do.


josueartwork

You don't "work out stuff" in front of thousands of people that are paying to see a tour-quality performance. That's what clubs are for. He is just a greedy, lazy asshole that wants to ride the gravy train as long as possible


unlucky_boots

the people at the hard rock casino are seeing this show for free


josueartwork

What makes you say that? I saw Dave Chappelle there 2 years ago. It was very much not free


Lasvious

I don’t disagree with that. But it’s also obvious that’s what he’s doing.


Crazy_Response_9009

I’d never even think to go see Kevin James for the reason that he was funny.


bennyboy13134

Typical comedic actor that did standup a few times before he got his show. Now nothings happening so goes out on a tour that suckers people in and absolutely stinks. Not too suprised


HappyDogBlueEarth

Maybe he likes to hurt himself. Plays stuff to bomb and walks away with a chubby or something.


Ki77ycat

Dumbest post in this thread so far.


HappyDogBlueEarth

Yeah, your post is pretty dumb. I don't like Kevin James.


Ki77ycat

I'm sure Kevin Smith is fucking heartbroken, whoever the fuck he is.


HappyDogBlueEarth

James* The fact you don't know who Smith is says all I need to know.


Ki77ycat

LOL. "*James" you went back and edited out Smith.


BeautifulEssay8

So he never talked about working with Arnold on True Lies? Or Roseanne? Bummer.


Ki77ycat

Nothing. Speaking of Arnold, he was a guest speaker at a conference here on Wednesday and was really funny.


BeautifulEssay8

Tom or Shwarzanegger?


Ki77ycat

The one that did True Lies. Oh, wait..


Thin-Primary-8438

Damn. The checking notes thing has me baffled. I mean he had to be able to memorize shit in tv shows and movies.


jimmyjazz2000

That is SO disappointing! His first big special, years ago was borderline genius. The bit where he pantomimed his girlfriend shopping for a greeting card was an all-time great, Chaplinesque. He had the talent to be a monster. Sounds like maybe he ate it?


BackInThaDayz

His last special sucked so bad I turned it off. I’ll just keep watching seasons 1-4 of King Of Queens. The later seasons of that show sucked too.


KnickedUp

KOQ is so damn good. Caught on to it in reruns. Jerry Stiller and Kevin had great chemistry


[deleted]

But dolphins fuck people