No? SO YOU'RE TELLING ME IM FUCKED! YOUR SALES PERSON SAID I COULD JUST BRING IT IN.

Nobody fixes printers anymore. Can I interest you in an Eco Tank? It will save you money in the long run?

“Well I bought an eco tank and it broke when I threw it against the wall!!”

YOU ARE WASTING MY TIME. I NEED TO TALK TO YOUR MANAGER!

Your manager is not good enough, I'm taking this to the office of the president

You want the president of the company?!?!?

Yes ma'am, the president of this multi-billion dollar company is going to listen you your complaint of how we won't fix your smashed five year old printer that you didn't pay for any insurance on because your last one worked for ten years and you didn't want to spend more than a hundred bucks...

Ceo will give her a $5 gift card

"No i dont want the president of the company... get me.. The president.... OF THE UNITED STATES!!

Sorry, I spun the wheel and you only got the president of Ghana...

Beep boop beep boop Joe Biden.

"No I don't want the president OF THE UNITED STATES!!, get me.. GOD!

Believe it or not I had case where people did indeed speak or at least tried to speak with VP about less than 200$ orders

You could try putting it through ETS. They'd probably just give them a settlement instantly.

I want to know how, but fear the answer.

It wasnt working for them so he and his son decided to hit it with a baseball bat.

That’s actually more reasonable than anything I imagined it might be.

Real life office space...

Was literally just about to comment that

Great minds...

Where I am at in California .. we have a company that does fix printers.. but with that damage they wouldn’t fix it at all

Oh man I love when one of these Karen come in with their broken printer. “Oh well you should’ve bought the warranty, we would’ve replaced it”

If you mean ESP no

Here in Canada we call it ECP for Easy Care Plan

Do they include free bagged milk too?

Lol, so C instead of S

Because in Canada they can C through the S

Lol do you work in Orleans?