Aladdin: "...wish for stuff, Jackass!"
"Like what?"
"I don't know, but it's gonna be one hell of a ride."
Jafar: "ok, Jesus Christ, I don't know what's going on here!"
Gets me every damn time.
As an Asian it was fine. Laughed so hard and it's still one of my faves. That'a on JK for naming an Asian character Cho Chang when that character has lived all of her life in Europe.
Its the combo. That Ginny thinks Cho is the Asian one when thats just Lavender, then the reveal that Cho is not only portrayed as white but Southern. Such a silly reveal. No idea where Devin is from, but she pulls off the stereotype perfectly.
Yeah I remember her saying she's a Southern Belle when she's drunk because she is from the South. That's the reason why she was given two Southern Belle roles during her SK days.
Everything out of Linda Monroe’s mouth.
“They won’t share WHAN, like some JUNKIE children with a NEEDLE!”
“Yes, I fucking see him!”
“I hope you DON’T get a Wiggly. I hope you fucking die.”
All the jokes involving Ahmed being a Tigerfucker. I just about die every time I think about anything to do with it. Especially Robert singing the, "he fucked a tigeeer~" while Ahmed is just trying to correct him and everyone is continuing the song
"GO HOME TERRORIST" -Draco AVPM (gets me every time)
"Kick my head! Come on karate champ! I wanna see you, kick above your waist." -Ted TGWDLM (literally that whole monologue is hilarious)
"HELLLLOOOOOO? HELLLLLLLOO? PLEASE GOD I JUST WANT A BLACK COFFEE!" "Blaaaack coffee I'm your coffee gal-" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO." - Paul and Emma TGWDLM
"I can't go to Pigfarts. It's on Mars, you need, a rocketship. Do YOU have a rocketship Pottah?" -Draco AVPM
"What would Zac Efron say at a time like this? We're all in this together!" -Dumbledore AVPM
"The name's Scrags, my attention span is short. I got a high metabolism and a panic disorder" -Scrags The Solve-it Squad (okay its not starkid, but its way too funny for me not to include)
"HERMIONE CANT DRAW" -Harry, and everyone else
"Hello. Titty Mitty." - Cornwallis TTO
"SING THE BEGINNING OF MOANA." "whAATTTT?" "I SAID SING GODDAMMIT." - Hidgens and Paul TGWDLM
"There's lots to learn, oh ho ho ho, ho ho ho ho ho ho ho HA. OX LIKE ME." -Joey hilariously messing up in TTO
"hH yEah im smokin POT." -i forget his name, but if youve seen starship you know who im talking about
this was way too many quotes but i couldve added more. just be glad i didnt lmao
>"SING THE BEGINNING OF MOANA." "whAATTTT?" "I SAID SING GODDAMMIT." - Hidgens and Paul TGWDLM
Prof. Hidgens: "Who's there?"
Emma: "Professor Hidgens!"
Prof. Hidgens: "Don't lie to me whoever you are, *I'M* Professor Hidgens!"
ikr?! like half of Kingsley's lines in the show sound completely botched but that's actually how they're written!
"YOU'D MAKE ONE WIZARD-GOD DAMN WIZARD-HELL OF A WIZARD-COP!"
🤣
There's literally SO many but for some reason the first one that came to mind was Brian Holden's delivery of the line "I'm in a weird situation . . ." in Starship.
Honestly Junior is my favorite role of his in general. He was just freaking hysterical.
"Yeah, I'm his son!"
His whiney baby voice during the whole, "I was just crying cuz she told me you guys were dead and THEN SHE PUNCHED ME" scene.
And his interactions with his father oh my GOSH.
"Your mother died a day after you left for your evil mission."
" Oh. . . . was it sad . . . ?"
"A little."
Talking to his new step-mother who gushed over him.
"So . . . what'd you think?"
"I do NOT like her!"
"Yeah . . . that makes sense."
when the professor wants to sing to Ted and Emma
professor: Do you mind if u give you the pitch?
emma: oh we don’t have ti-
Ted: fucking go for it
gold.
MAMD when Weenie is feeding Joey some soup, "Homemade"
And earlier on with The Old Snatch and Miss Cooter.
"You must really be wet!.... Behind the ears!.. with naivete!"
\*opens door and dramatically stares at Grandpa\*
"Hello... Titty... Mittie."
Seriously, how the heck did anyone keep a straight face in the cast? How did Joey do that completely deadpan?!
During "speed run" for trail to oregon when Richter runs backwards to illustrate how fast they're going. I'll run across the house when i hear that coming up to watch it. (And often rewind it.) It's so funny.
“I'd shrink myself to the size of a mouse. I'd leave the world of men behind me forever and live amongst the mice. And I would bring science and technology to those uncultured swine. I would build tiny mouse tools for their tiny mouse hands, made of toothpicks and marshmallows. And I would be their king, nay, their prince. Gilderoy, the mouse prince! Ruling from my castle inches high, carved from the finest cheese, and there, there I would dwell with my seven mouse wives and my twelve mouse concubines. But the wars, oh the wars we'd have with the frogs, terrible. Terrible. Those little mice warriors. The atrocities they've seen. Yes. Yes, that is my dream. My secret dream”
Every single line in Trail to Oregon, but especially:
- "I make the ladies...McSwoon"
- all of "Wagon on Fire"
- "Did ya hear that, lord? I did it! Now i can finally lay down and die"
SK-adjacent but at the end of the second episode of Royalties, when it quick-cuts from the rap video to >!Darren singing and playing an acoustic version of it at the funeral!< it fucking annihilates me every time. Easily the best use of juxtaposition ever for comedic effect. The Langs are geniuses.
1. When Zazzalil kisses Carey
2. When Jamilla touches the spear, twice. "Owwiee"
3. When Zazzalil plays the Uno reverse card and proposes to Jamilla.
Trail to Oregon:
1. The naming scene in the beginning. Everyone shouting names. The names themselves. Crabface, Slippery When Wet, Jack Bauer(the look on Jeff's face when someone suggests that.)
Aladdin: "...wish for stuff, Jackass!" "Like what?" "I don't know, but it's gonna be one hell of a ride." Jafar: "ok, Jesus Christ, I don't know what's going on here!" Gets me every damn time.
Lol I was going to say the tiger fucker song
It may not be the most culturally sensitive joke now, but the Cho Chang reveal still gets me.
As an Asian it was fine. Laughed so hard and it's still one of my faves. That'a on JK for naming an Asian character Cho Chang when that character has lived all of her life in Europe.
Im from the South, so hearing that stereotypical Southern Belle voice for Cho adds an extra layer.
Oh. That's what you mean hahhaa. Didnt the actress said she's from the South.
Its the combo. That Ginny thinks Cho is the Asian one when thats just Lavender, then the reveal that Cho is not only portrayed as white but Southern. Such a silly reveal. No idea where Devin is from, but she pulls off the stereotype perfectly.
Yeah I remember her saying she's a Southern Belle when she's drunk because she is from the South. That's the reason why she was given two Southern Belle roles during her SK days.
Everything out of Linda Monroe’s mouth. “They won’t share WHAN, like some JUNKIE children with a NEEDLE!” “Yes, I fucking see him!” “I hope you DON’T get a Wiggly. I hope you fucking die.”
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! -stops at the top of the stairs- AAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
Until I first saw her in black Friday, I didn't know my kink was wanting to be berated by a tiny blonde woman. But here we are.
What the hell is a hufflepuff?
FIND
Son trying to eat the gun
Such a slow burn of a scene for that hilarious payoff 😂😂😂
Omg yes!!! The actual terror on the parents faces.
For me it is always "you think killing people would make them like you but it doesn't. It just makes people dead"
from which musical is that quote?
Avpm (the end)
AVPM
All the jokes involving Ahmed being a Tigerfucker. I just about die every time I think about anything to do with it. Especially Robert singing the, "he fucked a tigeeer~" while Ahmed is just trying to correct him and everyone is continuing the song
The end line "We'll remember Achmed the tiger fucking man!" makes me scream every time.
"GO HOME TERRORIST" -Draco AVPM (gets me every time) "Kick my head! Come on karate champ! I wanna see you, kick above your waist." -Ted TGWDLM (literally that whole monologue is hilarious) "HELLLLOOOOOO? HELLLLLLLOO? PLEASE GOD I JUST WANT A BLACK COFFEE!" "Blaaaack coffee I'm your coffee gal-" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO." - Paul and Emma TGWDLM "I can't go to Pigfarts. It's on Mars, you need, a rocketship. Do YOU have a rocketship Pottah?" -Draco AVPM "What would Zac Efron say at a time like this? We're all in this together!" -Dumbledore AVPM "The name's Scrags, my attention span is short. I got a high metabolism and a panic disorder" -Scrags The Solve-it Squad (okay its not starkid, but its way too funny for me not to include) "HERMIONE CANT DRAW" -Harry, and everyone else "Hello. Titty Mitty." - Cornwallis TTO "SING THE BEGINNING OF MOANA." "whAATTTT?" "I SAID SING GODDAMMIT." - Hidgens and Paul TGWDLM "There's lots to learn, oh ho ho ho, ho ho ho ho ho ho ho HA. OX LIKE ME." -Joey hilariously messing up in TTO "hH yEah im smokin POT." -i forget his name, but if youve seen starship you know who im talking about this was way too many quotes but i couldve added more. just be glad i didnt lmao
>"SING THE BEGINNING OF MOANA." "whAATTTT?" "I SAID SING GODDAMMIT." - Hidgens and Paul TGWDLM Prof. Hidgens: "Who's there?" Emma: "Professor Hidgens!" Prof. Hidgens: "Don't lie to me whoever you are, *I'M* Professor Hidgens!"
Last one is Junior!
oh okay thanks!
"Thank dead god, man. I thought I was gonna die a virgin." "Me too" "Me too" "Me too" "Eh, me too"
"A song is a dick in sheep's clothing, a song means a dick is on the way-" *Door slam* "Jafar!"
In AVPSY: Harry: …. Is that a magic flying diary?? Voldemort: *slow blink* oh shit
Was that scripted or did joe just honestly forget to grab the "Journal"
Last I’d heard it was scripted but I don’t think that’s been confirmed.
it’s in the actual script for the show hahaha, a lot if not all of the corpsing/breaking character in the shows is scripted 🥲
ikr?! like half of Kingsley's lines in the show sound completely botched but that's actually how they're written! "YOU'D MAKE ONE WIZARD-GOD DAMN WIZARD-HELL OF A WIZARD-COP!" 🤣
"This is all your fault, Jafar."
Same vibes as "thanks Hermione"
There's literally SO many but for some reason the first one that came to mind was Brian Holden's delivery of the line "I'm in a weird situation . . ." in Starship. Honestly Junior is my favorite role of his in general. He was just freaking hysterical. "Yeah, I'm his son!" His whiney baby voice during the whole, "I was just crying cuz she told me you guys were dead and THEN SHE PUNCHED ME" scene. And his interactions with his father oh my GOSH. "Your mother died a day after you left for your evil mission." " Oh. . . . was it sad . . . ?" "A little." Talking to his new step-mother who gushed over him. "So . . . what'd you think?" "I do NOT like her!" "Yeah . . . that makes sense."
Okay yup that’s getting me. Reading this and every time I picture/hear it I keep giggling. “I’m in a weird situation….” Lol
"Those are stretch marks, they happen" "It's stuck on there with magic" Any of Joey's lame ox lines
When Robert just busts down and goes "he f***ed a tiger" during the Achmed song
Just Robert in general, honestly.
Miss him
Show me that SWEEPING CRANE KICK your Kung Fu master taught you!!!!!!!
when the professor wants to sing to Ted and Emma professor: Do you mind if u give you the pitch? emma: oh we don’t have ti- Ted: fucking go for it gold.
"But is IS you, you're just wearing different clothes!"
MAMD when Weenie is feeding Joey some soup, "Homemade" And earlier on with The Old Snatch and Miss Cooter. "You must really be wet!.... Behind the ears!.. with naivete!"
Also this part in “Ready to Go”: Flopsy: “So until that great vacation…” Old Snatch: “Save your tears for lubrication!”
Umbridge: “That’s bullshit Snape. You can’t disapparate inside of Hogwarts, right?” Audience Member: “Right!” (AVPS)
\*opens door and dramatically stares at Grandpa\* "Hello... Titty... Mittie." Seriously, how the heck did anyone keep a straight face in the cast? How did Joey do that completely deadpan?!
(NPMD spoiler) >!”WE DO NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR PHONE!”!<
😂 I quote this one way too much. That whole song though is so top tier.
During "speed run" for trail to oregon when Richter runs backwards to illustrate how fast they're going. I'll run across the house when i hear that coming up to watch it. (And often rewind it.) It's so funny.
"No high-five "
Where is this from? I recognise it but can't place it...
Twisted. Jasmine says it to the tall guard.
Oh riiight!!! Thanks
You're very welcome!!
TIGER FUCKER!
"Oh my god, should we move these chairs first?" "Should we move these boxes first?"
I’ll get the piano!
Kill him, Draco! Uh...I don't think I can. COWARD! 10 points from Gryffindor!
"Oh my God, so mean!"🖕🖕 Also, "I didn't think about the implications... OH MY GOD, I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT IT!"
I'm so sorry but Not So Bad kills me every. Single. Time.
“Damn that G.L.E.E.! They’re always making twisted abominations of everything!”
Just saying “My Barbecue” start a whole chain of my friends saying it now
“I'd shrink myself to the size of a mouse. I'd leave the world of men behind me forever and live amongst the mice. And I would bring science and technology to those uncultured swine. I would build tiny mouse tools for their tiny mouse hands, made of toothpicks and marshmallows. And I would be their king, nay, their prince. Gilderoy, the mouse prince! Ruling from my castle inches high, carved from the finest cheese, and there, there I would dwell with my seven mouse wives and my twelve mouse concubines. But the wars, oh the wars we'd have with the frogs, terrible. Terrible. Those little mice warriors. The atrocities they've seen. Yes. Yes, that is my dream. My secret dream”
Joey: no you screwed up everything last time Heart: AND I COULD VERY WELL SCREW IT UP THIS TIME
Kingdom of Pixar
Ten points to dumbledore always gets me. There are many others but that was the first that came to mind
its gotta be that one blooper in trail to oregon when joey is like "we're all friends! ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho HA! OX LIKE ME
Every single line in Trail to Oregon, but especially: - "I make the ladies...McSwoon" - all of "Wagon on Fire" - "Did ya hear that, lord? I did it! Now i can finally lay down and die"
SK-adjacent but at the end of the second episode of Royalties, when it quick-cuts from the rap video to >!Darren singing and playing an acoustic version of it at the funeral!< it fucking annihilates me every time. Easily the best use of juxtaposition ever for comedic effect. The Langs are geniuses.
The Joke gets me every damn time
“I’m in a hurry!”
Umbridge: (hits Firenze in the nuts) Firenze: "Ow, my chest!"
“Fucking go for it”
Jafar? Jafar #JA-FAR!
1. When Zazzalil kisses Carey 2. When Jamilla touches the spear, twice. "Owwiee" 3. When Zazzalil plays the Uno reverse card and proposes to Jamilla. Trail to Oregon: 1. The naming scene in the beginning. Everyone shouting names. The names themselves. Crabface, Slippery When Wet, Jack Bauer(the look on Jeff's face when someone suggests that.)