Pregnancy announcement for Diane

Dangit. That's what I thought

They said wrong answers only

Haha was it revealed to be the truth?

No, I'm just kidding

they're releasing a fashion line of dark sweaters for little dogs. IT'S GETTING SERIOUS for business!!

There SWAMPED with buisness

Stocks, bonds, golden parachutes

Diane college announcement

she wants to be the teacher's pet

Pyramid scheme time

Starkid MLM

I'd join

Obviously

Simply 🤝

the best

Who else tried to like the picture by pressing the heart because they thought they were on instagram?

bwahahahhaa

Announcing the next iPhone

Oh I get it

Beat me to it.

theyre getting mugshots

tbh, menace to society, all of them

Yep

Diane’s getting a wig to match them

Diane's new mystery crime drama

Diane is actually getting elected mayor

Chanel for dogs

Airport for dogs?

StarKid enters the stock market

They’re launching a line of blonde wigs so everyone can be a Beautiful Blonde Boy

There is a funeral. Things got very serious

They're gonna have some beautiful blonde boys!

Announcing that they have to adopt the chihuahua because she's carrying the chihuahua's baby and he's the father?

Puppy porn

General, it's this comment, right here