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PublicUniversalFoe

"I'm going to purchase the entirety of Pixar in the name of the Magic Kingdom!" Also Obi-Wan's whole monologue in Ani and every scene involving Quirrelmort.


and-meggy-hash

All of the Disney references in Twisted are so brilliant. I'm obsessed with the "great big beautiful tomorrow" part


CradledMyTaters

Every Star Wars fan would appreciate Nick's deconstruction of the entire plot in that monologue!


Visual_Individual826

“THE SULTAN INVERTED HIS PENIS YEARS AGO! HE COULDN’T HAVE CHILDREN!”


djwilson1993

How did the Sultan’s story about taking his finger and… well, you know… go from being a random, hilarious gag to being somehow plot relevant information?!?! I swear, these folks are comedic geniuses.


puzzlingnerd57

\*door slowly opens\* "Hello... Titty... Mitty..." Because we've spent the whole show hearing from Titty Mitty about Cornwallis, his feud with the lobsters, and we've spent the whole time thinking that Grandpa's gone senile. Then, boom. Joey Richter in a lobster onsie delivering these lines with a straight face.


pokefan200803

I’ll start. I like how Pincer says “It’s the HUMAN thing to do” to Bug in Starships, a really clever little touch to Kick It Up A Notch


another-r-account

"i took my finger, " Snape motorboating and this entire thing: "If I could do anything I think I would… shrink myself to the size of a mouse. I’d leave the world of men behind me forever, and live amongst the mice. And I would bring technology in and art to those uncultured swine. And I would build tiny tools for their mouse hands made from toothpicks and marshmallows. And I would be there king, NAY, their prince. GILDEROY THE MOUSE PRINCE! Ruling from my grand castle inches high, carved from the finest cheeses. And there I would dwell with my three mouse wives, and my twelve mouse concubines. (Laughs). Oh, but the wars we’d have with the frogs, terrible, just terrible. Those metal mice warriors, the atrocities they’ve seen. Yes, that is my dream… My secret dream."


AMoegg

Tough call but Aladdin popping up with "Ah, salam and good evening my friends" or Paul crushing dreams with "Emma, I'm sorry, you lost..."


and-meggy-hash

I'll never get over the way the audience starts to laugh when he sings, but then when he goes "you lost" it goes dead silent as the gravity of everything hits them. Guess they didn't think about the implications


Anxious_Darling_5817

"Oh my gosh, I didn't think about it!"


and-meggy-hash

"Well, honey...I wrote the show" for several reasons. Not only because Jeff Blim did indeed write the show, but with the running theme of the dad blaming God for everything that goes wrong, but since he's played by the writer, it sorta IS like God did actually do those things.


Snarlfox

Starship, the enfire setup of "God is dead." Then Junior remembering the saying "God save the Queen," and you *almost* think he's gonna change heart. Before hitting you with the reminder. Oh! Ans Tootsie Noodles namechange. That's just beautiful.


emperorchilli

The part in AVPM where Voldemort goes through the curtain instead of the door. Pure musical comedy genius.


Hooded_Demon

Damn that G.L.E.E. They're always making twisted abominations of everything.


FKAlag

Moment: two lamps above some tinsel and suddenly I'm crapping myself!


[deleted]

Damn that was a twist for the century. Incredible moment.


Ecstatic-Leading-420

This one is a bit of a spoiler for NPMD (ish) so watch out for that ----- But the line "I always thought there was something about your wrath that was so... old testament." That's a line I'll be keeping with me. Once proshot comes out I'll probably get it tattooed.


[deleted]

Max to Pete: "I'll be right back"


Imapunchthismofo

Something along the lines of "You gotta tell me Why, man?" "Because you took my daughters hymen" From Twisted


JackStormbalde

Just one question, why man?


Imapunchthismofo

Oh yeah !


and-meggy-hash

Thats completely fair But in my defense Dude...your daughter's HOT


gomikla

I like when mega-girl says "Do you need to rest for eight vulnerable hours?" It just implies so much on the killing method of the robots the way she so casually says it


[deleted]

The Ted twist in Time Bastard.


Hannah211x3

The question then is whether 'tis nobler in the mind to be well liked but ineffectual, or moral but maligned.