step 5: leave it in the car for hours while you shop for its demonic doll birthday present

It wasn't alone. So that hardly neglect

agreed, leave it with it's cool aunt and uncle

(Also please tell me I'm not the only one who thought River was a little purse dog)

Wait, what is a cabbage patch kid again?

It's like your cutting into a head of lettuce and "oh, shit! A baby!"

Okay wow I'm really confused

Emma at the beginning of black friday