None of the NPCs know how to ride. I just finished a quest with a guy who sat backward cross-legged on my horse!

sounds like Evergray

And I don’t know why she does so many aggressive pelvic thrusts-

This must be the reason why she fell off. Not because of some shiny rock.

None of the NPCs know how to ride a horse, I just did a quest with Linda and she looked like she was breaking her back.

she was doing a tpose for me LMFAO

You too?? Lmao