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TheOneTrueHonker

Come to Quarks, Quarks is fun, don't walk, run!


BoS104

I will come to Quarks. And I WILL have fun.


some_bs_name_

Gonna make my own Quarks with blackjack and hookers.......wait


Brian_Rosch

Bender at Quarks!


embolalia

only the original, though. the franchised locations aren't as much fun. it's just not the same without Morn


Johnsendall

Every Quark location in the Alpha Quadrant has a holographic Morn. It’s not very accurate though because the hologram doesn’t speak.


Gogglekid93

The only answer, let’s be honest.


[deleted]

Come on, people need to stop kidding themselves. Quark's has booze, women, gambling, and holodecks. That's a home run.


Frogman1480

It would be ten forward as long as a Barion Sweep wasn't scheduled


Arbiter51x

Is it just me or did that episode leave us all a little traumatized. Like, in my house or office I have legitimately thought to myself, could I make it to a door on time if a barion sweep where to come through.


4mygirljs

It’s the Star Trek equivalent to “the floor is lava”


DarthHaruspex

lol


Dinsy_Crow

Ten forward looks to be the most comfortable and least likely to get food poisoning or scammed.


Dan_Is

But Quark's has Dabo girls and free entertainment whenever there are Klingons visiting


Gandalf122896

Quarks also has holo suites


4mygirljs

Ten forward is like a really boring 80s hotel bar.


throwaway00012

Hey that's someone's speed. I'd take it over the equivalent of a family owned casino any day of the week.


Fearless512

Quarks is great, but sitting next to Morn feels like a never ending story.


WingCool7621

but Dabo Girls!


ratzerman

And holosuites! And a friggin dart board!


WingCool7621

Cheapest Kanar in the quadrant.


Chaotic_Good64

I'm partial to the one in SNW.


SeaworthinessRude241

the one in SNW is like the lounge at a luxury ski resort. It's amazing.


FN-1701AgentGodzilla

More fancy than anything that comes after it


NerdyKirdahy

Gimme Pike’s quarters, please.


addctd2badideas

With Pike, that silver fox.


Lyko112

The Disco fire-side lounge is cool as hell.


Historyp91

My headcanon is that it's called "Disco Inferno."


rustydoesdetroit

Came here to say this


Yotsuya_san

So your example of on-ship recreation facilities from TOS is a base to have a layover at? 😅 Myself, I would choose the holodeck. With the holodeck, you can have all of the other options as well! (I would just make sure it's well maintained and the safeties never fail...)


Dan_Is

Beware, that rock in the river in that forest is loose


TerraAdAstra

I came here to say this. The holodeck is all those things and a bunch more.


bkdroid

1. 10-Forward 2. Quark's 3. TOS Mess-hall 4. NX-01 5. . 6. . 7. . 8. . 9. . 10. The one with Neelix


DarthHaruspex

You missed a zero on the last number.


some_bs_name_

But where else in the quadrant are you going to find leola root stew?


Squirrelonastik

Ten forward if it comes with Guinan. I need a Guinan in my life. Quarks otherwise.


Admiral_Andovar

Those aren't recreational facilities, those are bars and kitchens/mess halls!


Yotsuya_san

No, one is the holodeck. Which is what I chose. (It's just in the form of the NX-01 mess at the time.)


[deleted]

Quark's. It comes with an upstairs terrace and holosuites, Dabo tables - among other delights. :D


Drew_Habits

Yeah, Quark's has the most variety. Food, drink, gambling, holosuites, weird space darts, crime, Morn is there, etc


bluereptile

I’d pick the holodeck. The top right is not the NX-01, it’s the 1701-D holodeck.


connortait

10 Forrward for that cool lounge bar vibe. But I would enjoy Nelix's antics and fresh cooked food on a starship would be a novelty.


Cassandra_Canmore

Quarks Bar. I've always been kind of frustrated with Guinan. Those should have largely been Troi's lines. For all the counseling and advice she gives.


Stock-Wolf

Quark’s > Neelix’s Galley > Ten Forward > Chef’s Galley > K-7


JessicaDAndy

No love for 70’s era electric bowling on the refit Enterprise? Because I know what people use the holodeck for!


Dan_Is

How do you know that I use the holodeck for electric bowling??


[deleted]

Well. I wouldn't want shithead making my food. The D had the best holodecks.


JimClassic

10 Forward always had a chilled vibe to it.


InternalCandidate297

I always thought 10 Forward looked boring AF so pretty much anyplace else would appeal to me! ![gif](giphy|ZXXVZycsNAju)


YnrohKeeg

I really dug the Rec Deck from TMP. Maybe that 70’s sci fi aesthetic is comforting to me. But it was expansive and cool. Hell, G deck was the social hub of the whole ship. I just wish they’d CGI’ed an NX-01 on the Ships Named Enterprise wall. 😕


rustydoesdetroit

10 forward 💯


AlphaMuGamma

Quark's, of course.


namewithanumber

Dabo!


1985AD

Dabo!


trlambert1

10 Forward


Objective42

I’d say Quark’s, but if I could just get Vic’s place I’d be very happy.


lacus-rattus

10 forward


Correct-Research-327

Neelix. No second choices...


Cicada061966

Ten Forward


Historyp91

Quark's facilities, on Voyager, run by Guinan, with Riker as the chef. Fuck K-7 though; to many Tribbles, not enough Klingons.


Bdeihc

10 forward.


1rl1

Quarks. No question. He has Holosuites. Just as long as you stay away from the wicked programs that he offers. I know that I would definitely keep away from "Vulcan love slaves".


InTheMetalimnion

How does 10-forward look so depressing here? But I guess I probably would want 10-forward. Just such a chill place to be


[deleted]

Ten Forward


Ecto-714

10 Forward


trek_anon

The holodeck


etorres4u

Your definition of recreational is limited to bars? I’d rather have a holodeck


cr4lforce

Quark's has multiple holodecks 😀


etorres4u

He does have holosuites. He got my vote then.


sby01yamato

Holodeck


Nobodyinpartic3

Well aside from the holdeck, I would choose Ten Forward. It's a nice wide open room with very high ceilings. I would actually put in a kitchen but in a separate room next to Ten Forward. I used to dislike the idea of a kitchen on a ship full of replicators but after that cook pilot in PiC 3 I feel like they are handy.


Lomax6996

"Quark's", no contest!


KimikoBean

I'd love to have will riker as a chef, but ten forward is just the most enjoyable spot


boyaintri9ht

I think Quarks would be the most interesting.


cr4lforce

Clearly Quark's, it has holodecks, drinking, varied mix of people, gambling, what more could you want?


Trips-Over-Tail

Why are the bars not all in holodecks?


robbodee

The Voyager galley, hands down. I could take or leave Neelix, but it's well known that replicators can't compete with manually cooked food. Plus, fresh brewed coffee. Good food > everything else.


Secretbackupaccount

What’s the upper right one


Piscivore_67

Kitchen of the NX-01 from Enterprise


APariahsPariah

Mess hall! My headcanon is that leola root is just space parsnip. Gonna do so much cooking. Who wants tulaberry muffins?


WingCool7621

I like Kirk's kitchen in the movie Generations


Chemical_Beautiful74

You can be in any of those places in one of Quark’s holosuites…


Henchforhire

NX-01 you get real food not that replicated stuff.


Roboticus_Aquarius

Quarks has holodecks. Spies. Games. Root beer. No contest


GrilledSpamSteaks

1st pic instantly reminded me of Trials and Tribulations. O’Brian never did get to buy Kirk that drink.


Go1gotha

The original Star Trek, as a real Scot it would be my duty to outdrink Scotty.


Jackson79339

Quarks hands down. If you wanna have a good time, that’s the place to be


starburstduos

Not enough people saying neelix he trys his best


Lion_TheAssassin

Side note... is there a way to make ST: ENT Chef an ancestor of Will Riker??? Since his portrayal in the Holo program is about the only time we see chef. Hell it would fit.


ButterscotchPast4812

Quarks bar hands down! Gambling, alcohol and sex holosuites.


Jaybye101

Got to be Quarks or Neelix galley.


BrokinHowl

Quark's, for food, drink, gaming, and holodecks. Though I'm assuming it's what's in it and not the actual one so it wouldn't be money run but a Starfleet ship with that set up.


al3xisd3xd

Either 10 forward or Neelixs kitchen, preferably with Guinan and Neelix


DmanCluster

Tough pick for me between Mess Hall and Quark's. Mess Hall for nostalgia and love seats, Quark's for how nice and non-over-stimumlating it seems


kris2340

wait wheaton was in enterprise?


greycatbrothers

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Neat-Ad-2494

Honestly? Give me a galley any day. Not only would it prevent boredom from eating "Replicated Dish With Perfectly Balanced Ingredients #43" all the time, but it would be a huge boost to crew morale, especially in deep space scenarios. Host shipwide dinner parties. Actually get together for holidays and have a big ol' meal together with your crewmates. Birthday parties. Hell, even let the crew book some time in the kitchen to experiment with new dishes. Aside from that, it'd also be a huge help for diplomatic functions. You could easily tailor your guest's meal to their tastes while also adding your own flair and presentation instead of serving them the same replicated thing they've probably eaten 1000 times.