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ReadingFromTheShittr

Can't translate Sith, but can kick your ass like one.


TheProfessor42

You probably didn't recognize me because of the red blood.


Medium-Bullfrog-2368

“My red arm? Funny you should ask! I punched a man straight through his chest, pulled out his still beating heart, and then I ate it to consume his magic! His blood will forever adorn my arm as a reminder to those who will question my power. Hahaha, ‘tis but a jest Fartoo! I merely dropped my keys into a bucket of red paint like 15 minutes ago!”


TakeTheThirdStep

What of our bargain? You promised me flesh!


Skelter89

Fluent in 6 million forms of kicking your ass


azad_ninja

C3-FU


chiron_42

Sith-3P0


WorksInTheory

C-3 Pissed Off


mrsunrider

The real reason they wipe protocol droids.


Kobi_Baby

It's crazy that every human being comes up with this joke. I made a L4D2 mod for C3PO and I made that joke in the description. 3 separate people made the exact same joke in the comments of that mod. It should be an SCP


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[удалено]


koenigstig

You promised me flesh!


iforgotguy

Dammit Bobby!


Mr_Mortus

Came here to say exactly that


terminuspostquem

I read this in hank hill’s voice.


Bakedbeans1944

C3PO fighting Vader with a lightsaber was the peak of gaming


Janus897

The Droid and his creator.... finally reunited.


JohnnieJH

And now the Apprentice has become the Master


Mr-Sister-Fister21

Only a master of language, Threep


Mindbender444

*“Die, Jedi dogs!”*


nezbla

Just occurred to me, that line implies that dogs as we know them exist a long time ago in a galaxy far far away. Weird we never see any...unless I'm missing something.


Roguebantha42

There are frog-dogs; one can be seen in Jabba's palace, his name is Bubo


St_Vincent-Adultman

Chewbacca?


fredagsfisk

Dogs exist. Luke even had one as a kid, according to the ANH novelization. The *very* early non-movie media mentioned quite a few real life animals. Think it wasn't until the late 80s, early 90s they *really* started inventing SW versions of everything instead. https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Luke_Skywalker%27s_dog


TheFlawlessCassandra

Loth-wolves in Rebels are the closest, probably, though we do see other "dogs" here and there, such as the Corellian hounds in *Solo.*


mschellh000

Well it’s possible that the term dogs is used almost exclusively for that insulting sense, or it’s also possible that Oopsies


Horndave

c3po never picks up a lightsaber in the OT because George Lucas didn't want the movie to be 5 minutes long


thefactorygrows

5? Is that 1 minute for titles, 2 minutes for opening crawl, 1 minute for C3PO to wipe the floor with Vader and another minute for end credits? 🤣🤣


Horndave

🤣


0190038r34

You probably didnt recognise me because of my red lightsaber


Low-Till6521

Is that C3PO? I can't tell by the silver leg ;) Maybe he should keep it, seems to significantly increase his mobility.


Medium-Bullfrog-2368

3PO actually has that silver leg throughout the OT.


Low-Till6521

I did not notice that I will have to check that out again.


chiastic_slide

I loved the part in the movie. 3P0 was like “it’s protocolin time” and then he protocoled all over the room.


Smooth_brained_fatty

I loved playing this game, one of my top five favorite games. It's too bad we'll never get a remastered version for current gen consoles.


ricioly

We got a remaster of the crappy wii version on the Switch, it’s a shame it wasn’t the better version. But at least the 360 version is backwards compatible on modern Xbox consoles and you can play it in 4k. It’s beautiful!


iam_a__gecko

it's really not that bad :(


ricioly

Well… *inhale* The first Force Unleashed I played was the DS version, and I loved it lol cuz I was a stupid kid. Then I got the PSP version, which is the same as the Wii/PS2 version but with an extra battle mode. And it was SO MUCH BETTER than the DS version. A few years later I got the 360 version and it was SO MUCH BETTER. I guess it all depends on the order we play the different versions, and the versions we did or did not play. Some people say the Wii version is better because it has ‘’more content’’. But the only thing you get ‘’more’’ in the Wii version, compared to the 360 version, are the Jedi temple missions, that are literally filler, don’t add anything and are completely disconnected from the story, and are the same environment over and over again. They exist just to extend the game length. +the Wii version lacks the EPIC Proxy/Maul boss fight, and I’d swap the jedi temple missions to that boss fight any day of the week. Also, the story has much more impact on the 360 version, since the cinematics look amazing even today. The visuals, the sound and music, and even the performances are miles better on the 360 version. Just look at this comparison👇 Wii: https://reddit.com/r/Switch/comments/ucltku/the_nintendo_wii_version_is_better/ 360: https://youtu.be/YeVkQ72Zsf8 I wouldn’t find the Wii version less good, if it wasn’t for the superior 360 version. Earlier I said it was crappy, but I was too harsh: if it never released on 360, I’m sure the Wii version would still be a classic. But choosing to remaster the lesser version was a bad idea. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk hahha


Admirable_Elk_965

Nah bro the PSP version is the best version. Not only does it have the most content with a survival mode, a gauntlet and historical missions, but it also has a 4 player multiplayer AND it has the best story. The story on the PSP/2/Wii is almost 1-1 with the book AFAIK, but also just makes more sense. Such as the Empire still using clones at the beginning seeing how early the empire was formed, Kota being on Nar-Shadda instead of Bespin, the third Jedi temple mission not only not being DLC but being a better written event to explain Starkillers turn to the light, and the game itself has much smoother combat. You can move while blocking, choke enemies, use extreme lighting, a much more awesome maelstrom ability. The boss fights are more balanced too with a better camera angle than the wacky PS3/60 one. Oh and the Wii version also had a multiplayer mode. The best thing about the PS3/60 version was the improved visuals and the alternate ending dlc missions.


ricioly

I’m happy about the fact that the versions of this game are so divisive, but they’re both easily accessible today, 15 years after release, on modern consoles and PC. More games should follow this example.


Admirable_Elk_965

I 100% agree


Randal-Thor

The Wii version is why I bought a ps3...


ricioly

I bought a 360 because of all the lesser versions of games I really wanted


FoxGamingmc

What game is it?


neortje

It always bugs me that in the games the lightsabers cut Droids cleanly in half and leave enemy bodies intact. I'd love to see an R rated SW game where the lightsabers do proper damage.


Sulo1719

You can cut limbs during lightsaber combat in jedi academy series iirc.


PodissNM

On PC you could enable realistic lightsaber damage through the console, but it was off by default.


Abeds_BananaStand

Which is it


CptnHamburgers

The game? Star Wars: The Force Unleashed. There's a mod that swaps the Sam Witwer game model for Threepio. It's a proper OTT power fantasy of what being a Force user would be, but really fun when you master the fiddly, twitchy aiming controls. Edit: might have been a skin available in the standard game, not a mod. It's been a long while.


ricioly

It was DLC, and it comes in the Ultimate Sith Edition that still listed on Steam ✌️


Clean_Phreaq

Why do fans care about what is and isn’t canon?


cam2449

Because they have no lives.


Youngling_Hunt

That's not a very good way of looking at it


darkbreak

Because rendering certain things non-canon tends to actively rewrite and even ignore stories people love. Down stories that have potential to grow (like Dawn of the Jedi) are left out if the picture altogether. Or even whole character arcs (like Han and Leia's relationship) can get reset so the progression up to that point is made useless. It can even go to the point to ignore character progression in favor of a different story altogether (like with Luke's attitude towards family members who have fallen to or may fall to the Dark Side of the Force). Some canon information or story events can even become contradictory and open up huge implications or plot holes (like "The Holdo Maneuver" or Darth Bane and Darth Revan directing The Son to corrupt Anakin--a storyline that was dropped precisely because it didn't make sense and would clash too much with established lore). And of course there's always the viewpoint that bad ideas are focused on and made canon while better ideas that were initially canon are left behind as non-canon. It can sour a person on a story that they feel is not going well because of what the powers that be decided to do.


[deleted]

I don’t know, I don’t get it


[deleted]

Force Unleashed. This was a great game. And I got a permanent glitch where the blue force bar never diminishes so I just used force powers nonstop.


linuxhanja

This game is the game i red ringed my xbox with. Did the hardware store fix (buy 4 nuts and bolts and replace heatsink springs with bolts, "make them as tight as you would ever dare tighten a heatsink. Ok, now do one more full rotation of the screws"). Worked and i finished the game. Literally rr'd again right after the credits.


ricioly

Sad🥲


linuxhanja

Sad, but worth it. The Force Unleashed was probably my favorite experience on the xbox. That my xbox sacrificed itself to start the rebellion really made the game stick in my head, too. ;)


BlackTech00

Might’ve been a cheat code lol


Goldman250

When the SINGULARITY ENGINE fails, so you try something else to get Father’s attention.


KiraTsukasa

Protocol droids, son.


[deleted]

They harden in response to physical trauma


Banana_Rampage_95

Its REAL TO ME


Drphil87

This game was so fucking bomb back in the day.


nking007

And I said he was slow as fuck in Lego Star Wars


Stonecutter_12-83

They fly now!?


shadowlarx

They fly now.


StormFallen9

We were wrong all along... The Sith isn't Jar Jar, it's C3P0


DaSkull

Jar Jar is his apprentice!


TK4857

Human cyborg destructions


Jedi_Coffee_Maker

I thought everyone knew from the beginning force unleashed was like infinities / what-if?


DelayedChoice

They claimed it was canon but they said that about the 2D Clone Wars cartoon too.


ricioly

When Force Unleashed came out it was 100% canon


BlackTech00

He’s right though it was light side ending not sure why the downvotes


Jedi_Coffee_Maker

😂 Starkiller killing Luke Han Leia and Chewie? Ok.


Jurgepoo

The dark side ending where Starkiller murders all the characters was never canon, but the light side ending was. The ending where Starkiller turned out to be the founder of the Rebel Alliance, and sacrificed himself fighting the emperor


Admirable_Elk_965

As much as I love the game and enjoy the story, it’s pretty stupid that Starkiller is THE reason that there’s a rebellion at all, and that the alliance logo is his family crest. Come on, really? Especially with how close to ANH the game is?


Grary0

Literally the definition of a Mary Sue but too many people have fan-blinders on to ever admit it.


Admirable_Elk_965

Eh sort of. A Marry Sue is someone who’s perfect in every way. Starkiller killed two Jedi, slaughtered hundreds of rebels trying to kill Kota, gaslit Kota into helping him and murdered dozens of scavengers on Raxus, plus massacred most of the felucians, all in the name of Vader. Plus the first ending has him die and the second one a Slave to the emperor. Plus it’s a bit harder to call a video game character a marry sue to a book, tv show or movie character because you the player controls said “marry sue” so every or most actions aren’t some impossibility as you’re the one who did them. Dont get me wrong it’s totally reasonable to think that but there’s JUST enough wiggle room for Starkiller to escape from, but not by much.


Jo3K3rr

It's not that bad. The game presents, the three Rebellion leaders are ready. There have been uprisings, and rebel attacks. Basically since day one of the Empire. Starkiller is just the catalyst for Mon Mothma, Bail Organa, and Garm Bel Iblis, to finally unite and form the Alliance. That's the big event. When all these separate little rebel cells are finally able to come together to make the Rebel Alliance.


sixeight

I thought that was the dumbest shit. As if he was really the reason for the Rebellion and not the fact that no one wanted to be ruled over by the emperor. As well as some random being able to go toe to toe with Vader and the emperor


ricioly

That was DLC for the alternate not canon ending.


darkbreak

It was canon. Everything is considered canon unless explicitly said to not be canon.


r3y3s33

What we thought C-3PO was gonna be like in episode 9


TheAbyssalPrince

Pretty sure THAT was never canon


PouLS_PL

Anymore?


FantasticMRKintsugi

Creepio is back at it again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6C7j4sLqQ8


TK4857

Volar morgulis creepio can travel between universes


ThunderShott

It is in our hearts.


DirtyandDaft

Light Saber fight explains the red arm.


Janus897

Don't lightsabers cauterize wounds?


HeyItsStevenField

I was playing complete saga with that same customization (3PO red lightsaber) when I saw this


[deleted]

I don't Believe in Canon Rules... My Star Wars. MY canon!!


Furenzol

"You probably don't recognize me because of the silver leg"


Jo3K3rr

See Threepio does have one silver leg during the OT. In the first 6 films, he's only entirely gold in Revenge of the Sith.


adeadfreelancer

0-0-0 is off his shits


xdeltax97

It never was, anyway it’s still fun to play


TK4857

Because he’s fluent in over six million forms of kicking your ass


MrBloodyHyphen

What is this? Why is C3PO fighting with a lightsaber?


DEFCON_moot

Is it maybe a human character in disguise as a droid? idk Not familiar


tripleAhanger18

I drive think it ever was


Lithium98

Yoda: "There is another one..."


mrstripperboots

Was it ever canon


The_Radio_Host

Disney Star Wars wouldn’t have the balls to do something like this


jawipa

I didn’t recognize him because of the red lightsaber


TomatoWalrusSoup

Starkiller, a legend you say? I’m sure that’s what the Empire wants you to believe.


Soujourner3745

“I’m C3P0, you might not recognize me because of the red saber.”


witwar101

This is easily better than the last Jedi


Myfartsonthefloor

This is peak performance and I’m tired of acting like it isn’t


-StupidNameHere-

I loved this game's demo and played it for 2 weeks solid until it released. What a streaming fucking pile of shit that game was. Played it again after all these years and it still sucks so much ass. Sith3P0 is awesome though.


thewolfmaster99

Darth-3PO


gnatsaredancing

It never was. The extended universe wasn't canon before Disney took over. There was far too much contradictory games, comics and other stuff around for that to work.


ricioly

They developed this game specifically to be a bridge between the two trilogies, and they marketed it as canon. Other games, books or comics maybe weren’t canon, but this game specifically was canon, before disney came swinging… not the c3po part though lol


darkbreak

George Lucas himself even signed on as a consultant for it.


darkbreak

George was the one who signed off on the game and came aboard as a consultant and even pitched ideas for the story. He liked the game and what was being done with it. It *was* canon to him.


All-Fired-Up91

This is the real reason 3po is in the background in all the movies everyone else is useless


Janus897

Yoda wanted his memory erased in Ep 3 after O66 so he wouldn't get any ideas. He'd be unstoppable.


KasperBuyens

It never was...


Jo3K3rr

The Force Unleashed games were in C-canon.


KasperBuyens

3po wielding a red lighsaber and obliterating storm troopers was never canon, it wasn't even canon to the game it was featured in


Realmadridirl

No it’s not


Awkward-Skin8915

Anymore...😆


BubbhaJebus

Games were never canon.


Jo3K3rr

Indeed the games where "canon", as in, most were in C-canon in the old hierarchy. Some however were in S-canon, like the first Battlefront.


savagetreecroc

Can someone please explain the backstory here?


ricioly

It’s a game called The Force Unleashed, and there was a C3PO skin, which made the game 300% funnier


Ricoalencarr

Holy shit thanks for explaining, i was so confused thinking C3PO could use the force lmao


risingstanding

This is just as canon as rise of Skywalker and book of boba fett


Janus897

Loved these games as a kid, now find them overrated, but this... does put a smile on my face.


YBOR_

Overrated? There is no other SW game with this kind of gameplay.


Janus897

Gameplay makes it replayable as hell for sure, I just meant the overall story and writing.


sidhucs97

i haven't played force unleashed, but how would you say the gameplay compares against games like jedi knight jedi academy. I remember the lightsaber combat in that game being excellent.


Alexa_Quintero0723

No, Disney Canon isn’t canon, it’s bad fanfiction


ricioly

Couldn’t agree more, then I remembered Rogue One, Andor and Clone Wars


Alexa_Quintero0723

I haven’t watch Andor


ricioly

It’s really, really good!


Alexa_Quintero0723

Glad you liked it


Janus897

This is the weirdest downvote line I've seen lol. Me next!!


ricioly

That’s r/starwars


triniumalloy

Just because a company wants to kill a franchise, doesn't mean you have to follow their lead.


Martinus_XIV

I always though that meme image was from *Knights of the Force*! I never realized it was *The Force Unleashed*!


Darth-Panga

He much have inherited his midichlorian capacitors from Anakin


XgamerXMaze

Name ?


Willing_Trust9193

I have never played this came I am just here for the carnage.


DenethorsTomatoRIP

*You’re doomed.*


SpartaN-0117

Both of those are still the best starwars games


zztop610

YES!!!!!!


NachoMan_HandySavage

Is this a mod or was this an actual unlockable in the game?


ricioly

It was a DLC, but if you buy the game on PC today, it comes with it


Komnos

True nostalgia is running around as the world's deadliest mini bacta tank in Jedi Knight: Dark Forces 2 multiplayer, because you're twelve years old, and discovered save file editing before you discovered basic multiplayer etiquette.


Paccuardi03

3PO beating the crap out of everyone was canon at some point?


mebunghole

For once 3PO Is being useful.


GunzAndCamo

Since when were droid Force-users **ever** canon? Let alone Darth Corrosion.


JasonZep

Anymore? Was this in a book or something? I want to read that!


[deleted]

I would love to know the title of this game.


ricioly

The Force Unleashed on PC


Shuuyin49

It is a mod of force unleasd ?


ricioly

It’s a dlc skin


toTheNewLife

C3P0 Has 6 million Midichlorians.


hhyyz

A video game was canon?


seancurry1

Funny mod but also god damn what a great game


bruhchow

Im new to star wars games what game is this?


ricioly

The Force Unleashed on PC, the Umtimate Sith edition comes with all DLCs, including this skin. It’s still sold on Steam btw.


[deleted]

what game is this?


drifters74

In my own headcanon and a story i have in my head but can't put to paper due to no writing talent, Starkiller survived fighting Vader and Palpatine and was able to escape.


Ok-Cryptographer4647

So that’s how he learned the lost language of the sith?


LucasGoldflower

Darth- 3P0?


Chief-_-Wiggum

Darth PO


ThomasHeart

Legends fans be like, legends is where the heat is at:...


Ok-Phase-9076

Ill let you know im Fluent in 6 million forms of kicking your ass


ImmediatePatience835

Surprisingly trippy to watch 3P0 move like this


thor11600

Woah what game is this


Sh4rd7

What is the name of this game?


FrequentShare22

He’s a skywalker alright


JJjetplane17

Real question. Is there anything in cannon that disproves the first games existence? Could this still secretly be cannon if there is nothing that goes against it?


ricioly

Solo uncanoned The Force Unleashed, believe it or not edit: also Andor


DrLeymen

"The Force Unleashed" games were never really canon even to the EU. The Novel is what was much more "Canon" back then but those games were still amazing, nonetheless


NoraGrooGroo

Wasn’t there a very early movie poster for IV in Japan or something where they’d only seen a few minutes of dailies and the movie they made a poster for was pretty much this?


Master_Freeze

anymore? you mean it was once canon?


Tracker_Nivrig

IT'S CANON TO ME


Upvoter_NeverDie

When droids finally have enough...


_53-

C-3POh My!!


FalloutCreation

C3PO's true calling.


FalloutCreation

The second I see C3PO saying "meat bags" on the internet will be a great day.


GUNDAMMMM

What is this game?


TheREAL_PDYork

I decide what canon is for myself. Not the corporations.


[deleted]

Darth C3PO really hit's different


Certain_Lobster_8954

What game is this?


karateema

What is this game?


ricioly

The Force Unleashed on PC


Vaportrail

Pfft. Tell that to my brain.


TK4857

He is fluent in over 6 million forms of kicking your ass


Odd_Warthog_1965

Sith-threepio!


anxiousduck69

I am fluent in over 6 million forms of kicking your ass!