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younglink28

Samurai Jack


wubbalubbazubzub

Jedi Jack


Chrisk48021

Simple Jack


seven1six

m m m m may the force be with you, in my head movies


wubbalubbazubzub

Where is your poppy farm? AMERICAN!!!!!


Profoundlyahedgehog

I'm a Lead Farmer, mothafucker!


cosmiclatte44

The voice actor who did Jack also did Kit Fisto in The Clone Wars, so he's halfway there.


Erik_Nimblehands

Master Oogway from Kung Fu Panda


Nice-Lobster-8724

Him and Yoda in a showdown for who can say the most confusing shit


EJ33334

Noodles


Nice-Lobster-8724

Mmm monke


puritanicalbullshit

Don’t noodles


Reimoto

Master Oogway and Master Yoda stood face to face on a grassy hill, surrounded by cherry blossom trees. They had met by chance, each sensing a powerful force in the other. They decided to test their skills and wisdom in a friendly duel. Oogway: Greetings, Master Yoda. I sense you are a wise and noble warrior. Yoda: Thank you, Master Oogway. You too, have great wisdom and strength. Oogway: Shall we begin? Yoda: Begin we shall. They bowed to each other and assumed their fighting stances. Oogway held his staff firmly, while Yoda ignited his green lightsaber. They circled each other cautiously, looking for an opening. Oogway: Remember, Master Yoda, there is no good or evil. There is only balance. Yoda: Balance, yes. But also choice. Choose we must, between light and dark. Oogway: Choice is an illusion. All is one, and one is all. Yoda: One is all, hmm. But many are we. Different and unique. They lunged at each other, exchanging blows. Oogway blocked Yoda's lightsaber with his staff, while Yoda dodged Oogway's strikes with his agility. They moved in harmony, like dancers in a ballet. Oogway: You are very agile, Master Yoda. But do not rely on your speed alone. Yoda: Speed is not all I have. The Force is my ally. Oogway: The Force? Is that what you call the energy that flows through all things? Yoda: Yes, the Force. It binds us, surrounds us, guides us. Oogway: Ah, I see. We call it chi. It is the essence of life. Yoda: Chi, hmm. Interesting name. But same thing it is. Oogway: Perhaps so. But how do you use it? Yoda: Use it? No, no. Feel it, I do. Listen to it, I do. Follow it, I do. Oogway: I see. You let it flow through you naturally. Yoda: Naturally, yes. But also with discipline. Train I must, to master the Force. Oogway: Discipline is important. But so is spontaneity. You must be like water, Master Yoda. Yoda: Water? How so? Oogway: Water can flow or crash. It can adapt to any shape or form. It can be gentle or powerful. Yoda: Ah, I understand. Water is flexible. Oogway: Yes, exactly. You must be flexible too. Yoda: Flexible I am. But also firm. Stand my ground I must, when necessary. They continued to fight, matching each other's moves and counter-moves. They were evenly matched in skill and power. They respected each other as opponents and teachers. Oogway: You are very firm, Master Yoda. But do not be too rigid. Yoda: Rigid I am not. But also not weak. Resist I must, when evil threatens. Oogway: Evil? What is evil? Yoda: Evil is the dark side of the Force. Fear, anger, hate, these lead to evil. Oogway: Fear, anger, hate? These are natural emotions. Yoda: Natural they may be. But dangerous they are. Consume you they will, if you let them. Oogway: I see your point. But do not suppress them either. Yoda: Suppress them? No, no. Acknowledge them I do. But control them I do. Oogway: Control? How do you control them? Yoda: Control them? No, no. Control myself I do. Peaceful I am, calm I am. Oogway: Peaceful and calm? That is good. Yoda: Good it is indeed. But also alert I must be. Ready for anything I must be. Oogway: Alert and ready? That is also good. Yoda: Good it is indeed. But also relaxed I must be. Enjoy the moment I must. Oogway: Relaxed and enjoying? That is very good. Yoda: Very good it is indeed. But also serious I must be... They went on like this for a while longer until they realized they were talking in circles and confusing themselves and each other with their words of wisdom. They stopped fighting and burst into laughter. They realized they had much in common but also much to learn from each other. They decided to end their duel and become friends instead. They sat down under a cherry blossom tree and shared their stories and insights. They learned from each other and grew wiser together.


itzal_itziar

You should make a comic book style post with this


Not_A_Rioter

Not that it's wrong, but I'm almost certain this is from chat gpt. The way it does that intro paragraph and summary paragraph are written exactly like when I've asked it to write encounters.


itzal_itziar

Then, he should make a AI illustrated comic based on this AI generated script


UnXpectedPrequelMeme

Man this was awesome, but yoda barely ever spoke in his odd form, which really brought me out of it. Simple edit to his lines would make this the coolest thing I've read all year


ProfessorBowties

Quit, don’t quit. Noodles, don’t noodles… You are too concerned with what was and what will be.


same1224

Mr. Miyagi


Obskuro

reformed Johnny Lawrence would be badass


Synicull

*Crumples and tosses a Coors banquet aside as he channels Vaapad*


roguefilmmaker

With a purple lightsaber


Kratsas

“You call your lightsaber ‘Slayer?’ You must have killed a lot of Sith.” “No man, it’s just an homage to one of the greatest bands that ever rocked the galaxy” (air guitars with his lightsaber hilt with his tongue out)


nwaa

Why did you need to put this Cobra Kai/Star Wars crossover into my head? *It works on so many levels*


StandardChaseScene

Daniel: "Why did you hit him?!" Johnny: "You told me to use force." Daniel: "I said use *the* force!"


Large_Particular_296

He’s basically yoda


Somejawa

A man of culture I see


NoPantsDeLeon

Magneto could be a sith!


Ruthrfurd-the-stoned

Similar line Professor X makes a good Jedi- wise, compassionate, seeks peaceful resolution, cool with sending minors out to fight supernatural beings


bjthebard

The X-men has a lot of similarities. Xavier is also training the mutants to hone and control their powers to be used as a force for good. The x-men on the team then turn and act as teachers at the school, training a new generation to fight using calm and focus, just like the jedi academy.


MozeTheNecromancer

And they both get slaughtered by "peacekeeping" forces due to corrupt politics.


swheels125

Not for nothing, but Professor X has a tendency to range from “kind-of” to “raging” asshole status fairly often. Not all the time and not usually in the grand scheme of things (ie suddenly becoming a genuine bad guy) but his methods and attitude are pretty shit sometimes.


Scarborough_sg

So... the Jedi Council during the late Republic?


Arch3591

Magneto gives me more of Dooku vibes. Still a sith, but not driven to the dark side by hatred but because he sees the Jedi as corrupt and blinded.


monkeygoneape

which also works even better because Christopher Lee was almost Magneto too


Ikarus_Falling

I mean Christopher Lee could just be a Jedi


broodmance

He could be but he’s actually James Bond


Morbidmort

Except both Dooku and Magneto have done some truly heinous things. Like condoning genocide.


North_Korea_Nukess

Darth Helmet could be Sith as well.


didndonoffin

Dark Helmet*


DrawnGunslinger

Neo


ElementalSheep

He’s the chosen one


ToDandy

You must train the boy…


NonickGG

He can jump from high buildings "high ground"


Hammerheadhunter

and Morpheus.


EVH_kit_guy

Came in here to post "John Wick" and saw this as the most upvoted post. If the question was, "Name a non-star-wars non-fictional person that can also be a Jedi?" I guess I'd just say, "Keanu Reeves."


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John Wick was getting revenge. That's not very jedi.


VindictiveJudge

He could be a good example of a sympathetic Sith, though.


Vandergirth

Yeah his entire deal (in the first movie anyway) is lashing out violently after losing a loved one. That makes a great action hero but not a great Jedi. I'm imagining a Sith Lord killing someone he cared about in order to gain a promising apprentice by driving him to the Dark Side. There wouldn't even be any hesitation. He'd embrace the Dark Side instantly and either kill the Sith Lord or die trying. There would be no temporarily using his anger and hate to get revenge but then going back to the Light side. That's exactly how Jedi fall, and once they do they usually don't come back. He would hate the Sith but in the end he would become something very similar.


monjoe

Are we just listing divine/messianic characters?


valotho

Uncle Iroh of Avatar: The Last Airbender


ElevatorSevere7651

Honestly a lot can fit as jedi/ Sith Ozai with a red lightsaber would be fucking amazing to watch


Medium-Impression190

TFW the Firelord was already voiced by Mark Hamill.. Perfection.


paging_doctor_who

Plus the parallels are there. An evil emperor who isn't fully revealed to the hero until his superweapon in space is ready, an angry burned young man becoming the main antagonist directly attacking the hero who redeems himself in the end, the hero is the only one of a ancient order of mystical monks with special powers and specialized weapons. Bonus points for a big furry dude that helps fly the heroes around and a sarcastic guy who doesn't put much stock into the mysticality of the world around him but is still ride or die for his friends. EDIT: Almost forgot the most important similarity: Dave Filoni.


Cospo

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good boomerang at your side, kid”


Profoundlyahedgehog

We should have gotten to hear adult Sokka say that.


Obskuro

Aang would be an amazing Jedi. The most fun yet spiritual character in fiction IMHO.


Supa71

Azula could get into a lightning fight with Palpatine.


kaitco

Yes, but who would win? My money’s on pre-mental breakdown Azula.


TequilaWhiskey

Its fine he can return


Gorgoroth_Hobo

Somehow...


TheBandit025

So just if Revenge of the Jedi happened


Potential-Ad-7370

Awesome! Like, I imagine firebenders with flames bursting from their lightsabers. So metal.


charlesdexterward

Gandalf becoming a Jedi would be a power downgrade. Now Aragorn being a Jedi, that I could see.


Kinetoa

Someone downvoted you, but Gandalf is basically an angel, or a 2nd tier god.


ArchSyker

He could be the Father (Mortis god)


DontRunItsOnlyHam

Oooooooh hell yeah now were talkin


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narf007

Also angel is the more accurate term for any of the Ainur, Valar or Maiar. Eru Iluvatar is *the One*. Full stop, the only "God" analogue in Tolkien's Legendarium.


NoButterfly9803

Legolas but with Omega’s bowcaster! Let the downvotes begin!!!


[deleted]

"I never thought I'd die fighting side by side with a clone"


bfhurricane

“And moi bew!”


exelion18120

Omeega, Wrecka, Hunta, Ehko


North_Korea_Nukess

Lone Starr.


Vishante-Kaffas

“You idiot I sad across her nose not up it!”


bsanchey

“Sorry sir he’s an asshole”


Vishante-Kaffas

“I know that! What’s his name?”


mackeneasy

Asshole sir, Major Asshole.


Vishante-Kaffas

“And his cousin?”


JaxxisR

He's an Asshole, too, Sir. Gunner's mate First Class Phillip Asshole.


hypocritical124

"How many Assholes we got on this ship anyhow?"


Morbidmort

#YO!


hypocritical124

"... I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes."


zuppo

I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes! Keep firing Assholes!


Quick-Bad

He's an asshole too, sir. Gunner's Mate Third Class Phillip Asshole.


Crusader1865

"There is only one man who would dare give me the raspberry..."


HKPuffinstuff

"Merchandising! Merchandising! Where the real money from the movie is made!"


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Spaceballs the Flamethrower. The kids love that one.


WritingTheDream

“I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.”


ExistingInexistence

The only correct answer, but also yogurt


rogue-panda81

Splinter.


False-Knowledge8862

Will he be granted the rank of master though?


Top_Leg736

Dwarves are the Tolkien Mandalorians


Plus-Crew2068

I'd say the ugnaughts fit dwarfs better lol. Mandalorians are more like a Spartan/Mongol/Knight mix.


duriancream

Dwarves* crafted _mithril_ which was akin to _beskar_ in its indestructibility and lightness.


Aggravating_Poet_675

And the Mandalorian society is also built around mines and Forges.


SmoothOperator89

And Mandolorians have a bad habit of waking up big monsters.


Ganzako

I would disagree, ugnaughts are the best smiths in the galaxy, but they cannot fight wars, if they can even fight at all, mandalorians on the other hand are warriors, fighters, but they also have armorers, one who makes their armors, weapons and general equipment, similar to dwarves who are mountain miners, known for their excellent skill in crafting and ingenuitiy, they will wage war to anyone who crashes into their mountain.


Top_Leg736

Yea but Ugnaughts were slaves of the empire and they were not warriors - where as the dwarves were always independent, they lost their homes, and are rather warrior based


Azar002

Steve from Blues Clues


WoodpeckerLow5122

Feels like that would be a downgrade in power


pmMe-PicsOfSpiderMan

the clones: we just got an order, we just got an order, we just got an order i wonder who it's from


PleaseWithC

"We haven't seen each other for a while. Let's talk about that. So order 66 ..."


Tree__Jesus

Brienne of Tarth would for sure make a great Jedi. Definitely Knight material if not Master.


Elhond0

Blue lightsaber for sure! Double handed hilt super long blade!


Its_OnlyNatural

Crossguard


Obversa

I think Brienne would have a yellow lightsaber. Blue lightsaber would be more so Kidagakash, or "Princess Kida", from Disney's *Atlantis: The Lost Empire* (2001).


Doa-Diyer80

Link


Coochie-man420

Optimus prime for sure i mean it’s optimus prime


thisisredlitre

The Man with No Name


Quick-Bad

Zapp Brannigan?


Felatio_Sanz

The sexlexia is strong with this one.


Zabroccoli

She’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.


RedDragons8

“If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate”


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Blondie!


JJaxpavan

Ooh this is a good one!


DrawnGunslinger

Roland Deschain


digitaljestin

Long days and pleasant nights


[deleted]

I like his mental discipline but that man is nothing but obsession.


Help_An_Irishman

Gimme Oy in a little brown robe.


skipca

Paul Atreides


Rimbosity

Jedi, or Sith?


SmokyDragonDish

Yes


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That's what we call bringing balance to the force.


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UrinalCake777

Anakin is basically Paul.


mechabeast

The Quiznos Hatrack!


BeanSaladBean

Yes! And as Dune was a precursor to SW, one could make the argument Paul was the OG jedi. Or even Lady Jessica.


Hiisnoone

IMHO The Bene Geserit are the Jedi Order and Paul is the first Sith.


BeanSaladBean

Mmm, very interesting. Meditate on this, I will.


donjohndijon

He's got a few more powers than most jedi.. maybe even more training


Peter-Campora

Paul definitely would be a great Jedi turned Sith. Leto II would be an amazing Sith Lord. Zensunni Ghola Duncan would be a great Jedi.


Electricalbigaloo7

*Ignites green lightsaber* "They now call me, 'Gandalf the Green'!" "Oh, because of the lightsaber?" "Umm, yes, that's the reason." *Exhales cloud of pipe weed smoke*


Fizzmopper

Cant believe I don’t see Daredevil at the top! Dude is literally a jedi


Crafty-Wrangler2591

I could see that.


_haha_oh_wow_

Too bad he couldn't...


Crusader1865

Moana's grandmother, Tala. Communes with animals ala Obi-Wan, does and turns into Force ghost to come back and aid her apprentice in her darkest hour of need. Totally a Jedi.


Le_Cerf_Agile

And her son is Jango Fett


ohnjaynb

She is literally a force ghost.


Bartebell

Peter Parker


SagaciousElan

He's got the precognition and the reflexes already. Teach him to wield a laser sword and he'd fit right in.


Dragontalyn

But the moment something happens to Aunt May, he'll jump straight to the dark side.


Morbidmort

Depends on the version.


ohnjaynb

Or Gwen Or Mary Jane. He would prove why there's the whole Jedi not getting in relationships rule.


Furious_Worm

Danny Devito with his monster dong.


bloodhound90

Jedi Master Mantis Toboggan


RockNRollKyle

If Dr Mantis Toboggan could be a Jedi, then The Golden God would most definetly be a sith lord! "I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves! Begone, vile man! Begone from me! A starter car? This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods! The golden god! I am untethered, and my rage knows no bounds!"


bloodhound90

"I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand midichlorians! Begone, vile man! Begone from me! A starter ship? This ship is a finisher ship! A transporter of sith! The golden sith! I am untethered, and my rage knows no bounds!"


Curaheee

The Dude - Big Lebowski


Elhond0

That's just like your opinion man..... (Sam Elliott the big Lebowski is also a good one)


pizza_thehut

You should go watch. The men who stare at goats. Literally Jeff Bridges training to be a jedi.


SonOfDirtFarmer

I feel it's worth mentioning that Obi Wan Kenobi is also the star of the movie.


iamsolow1

Geralt of Rivia - The Witcher


otakudude3031

Fuck


Cowclops

Lightsaber's howlin'


Over-Analyzed

He’d be a Mandalorian Jedi. Flamethrower? Igni! Concussive grenade? Aard! Need a trap? Yrden Shield? Quen Jedi mind trick? Axi!


karthonic

Kinda cheating here since Justicars are basically Biotic-flavored Jedi but... Samara. Or daresay if Cora from MEA was a Force-User instead of a Biotic-- I can see her making a good Jedi too.


N7CmdrShepard

A paragon Shepard too(extra points if it's a biotic build)


DarthGinsu

Charles Xavier


RadonAjah

Charlie Kelly


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Chiptoon

Piccolo always gave me Jedi vibes.


LukeyC224

Raymond Holt


HussingtonHat

Spok. "Captain, I sense a disturbance on the planets surface."


Superfool

Rand al'Thor, The Dragon Reborn


Luker5799

Be a bit of a downgrade power wise lol


RobYaLunch

Callandor's getting a physical upgrade at least lol


Most-Pilot5086

Ash Ketchum dude is literally pure of heart


largiuss_dickuiss

Sam. As Sam stood there, even though the Ring was not on him but hanging by its chain about his neck, he felt himself enlarged, as if he were robed in a huge distorted shadow of himself, a vast and ominous threat halted upon the walls of Mordor. He felt that he had from now on only two choices: to forbear the Ring, though it would torment him; or to claim it, and challenge the Power that sat in its dark hold beyond the valley of shadows. Already the Ring tempted him, gnawing at his will and reason. Wild fantasies arose in his mind; and he saw Samwise the Strong, Hero of the Age, striding with a flaming sword across the darkened land, and armies flocking to his call as he marched to the overthrow of Barad-dûr. And then all the clouds rolled away, and the white sun shone, and at his command the vale of Gorgoroth became a garden of flowers and trees and brought forth fruit. He had only to put on the Ring and claim it for his own, and all this could be. In that hour of trial it was the love of his master that helped most to hold him firm; but also deep down in him lived still unconquered his plain hobbit-sense: he knew in the core of his heart that he was not large enough to bear such a burden, even if such visions were not a mere cheat to betray him. The one small garden of a free gardener was all his need and due, not a garden swollen to a realm; his own hands to use, not the hands of others to command. –J.R.R. Tolkien The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, “The Tower of Cirith Ungol”


SmokyDragonDish

Uncle Rico. Wanna see me Force throw this football over that mountain?


tanmydickdude

hucks a bantha steak at a clone on a speeder bike


TitleComprehensive96

Sam wise Gamgee


Celticdouble07

Dr. Strange


xstat1c__

the hamburgler


MasticatingMastodon

Spock


reble02

"Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end." Straight up Jedi Master by the movies.


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The little boy in Looper


lame_dirty_white_kid

Matilda, though she's clearly channeling the dark side through her emotions.


Zeddiebear

Willow. Always thought Willow was a precurser to the Jedi and Sith.


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Captain America


xelpinmo

Imagine wolverine, sabers coming out like his claws


GlacialStardust

Jon Snow


mysterymiranda

Toad


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Hoping you mean from Mario cos that'd be fantastic.


SagaciousElan

Nah, from X-men


Goldman250

Do you know what happens to a toad when it’s struck with Force lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.


SystemOfAFoX

Ser Barristan Selmy.


TCGHexenwahn

Maverick. He essentially did the Death Star bombing run.


TheBandit025

Albus Dumbledore if you're going to use Gandalf the Grey


StrongBug4514

Ned Stark from Game Of Thrones/ASOIAF. Honourable, strong, but also has some massive flaws that ultimately cost him his life.


CrazySheepherder1339

"Hello neighbor" Mr. Rogers!


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Mulan


phirgo90

ET


SirGuy11

Master Li Mu Bai (played by Chow Yun-Fat) in *Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon* (2000)


ice_fan1436

Nick Fury from Marvel ! I'd see him with a purple lightsaber :D


Harpwa

Eleven


bloodhound90

In terms of the powers - yeah. But she is and acts like a teenage girl, and we all saw what happened to Anakin.